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Retarded gay carpet fucker thread
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Just like that
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>>681920354
yummy little mousy boys
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>>681920438
I can't argue that
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>>681920526
macro = boner killer

more delicious mousy boys like OP posted
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>>681920389
Oh...yea, Thanks ^^"

>>681920354
I like mice and rats <ะท
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>>681920598
>>681920526
I am op

>>681920601
That's nice, I shall post more
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>>681920354
I don't fuck gay carpets
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>>681920664
femboy meeces make my penis happy
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>>681920690
No, you are gay and fug carpets
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>>681920719
Be not afraid, for I have more.
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>>681920664
Thanks. They are cute.

>>681920719
(My too)
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>>681920805
I know right!
Even more so when they are crossdressing~
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>>681920797
posting at the speed of fap!
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>>681920616
I should've kidnapped you for the night.
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>>681920891
I try, but capchkas are trying to mess with me

What I klick keeps disappearing.
Then I need to click more
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>>681920762
Oh but I don't know any carpets
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>>681921021
that's fine, I don't want to finish <3
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>>681920836
Fk! I want to touch him. Somewhere...at the bottom
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>>681921066
Really?
I highly doubt that!
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>>681920928
Couldn't
Needed the car home
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>>681921129
Heh, you want to keep enjoying then!

>>681921130
I want to touch specifically that guy all the time.

Sad
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>>681921194
I'd marry a femboy in real life that had this kind of body.
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>>681921292
He looks very much like me, that's why I have all of his pictures and like to post them.
As for the crossdressing, I am really really into that.

Yet I went from being underweight (because of my body size) to being on the verge to normal weight in the past few months.

Don't look as thin anymore, but I do look more healthy now.

Stil femmy though.
Well, as femmy as a 2m man can look.
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>>681921153
carpets fukt my ass now I am the carpet
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>>681921436
I'd like to see that...
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>tfw too masculine to be femboi
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>>681921436

>>681921177
You mom didn't need to go to work tomorrow.
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>>681921194
hm...specifically i wana touch
>>681920664 >>681921021
This and this one. But embarrassed by crossdress its cute too, yeah.
>>681921297
And this...fuck i like if someone just starting masturbation. This cand in pants...all that stuff~
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>>681921473
Sounds like a good time.

Be careful about getting too much electrical charge though.
Your ass could catch fire or get fried.

>>681921531
If I ever find someone that can take good pictures of me, then I'd like to show them to people.

But I suck with cameras.
I know how to build, program, place them, calculate them.

But I suck when taking photos.
And I hate getting photographed when the pictures are bad as fuck.

>>681921619
>>681921531
That's the only picture that exists of me.
Niiiice~


>>681921650
Cuteness overload
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>>681921747
looks promising, you def should shave, or use Nair (sensitive skin, doesn't burn)
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>>681921747
>>681921619
>>681921531
Mfw 2m tall, hips are already broken as fuck, have to do 45 minutes of gymnasics ever day or else I get fucked up bad, can't reach my own butt to shave it, joints in my hip would play a cracking symphony


FML
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Hello
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>>681921844
I'd help you out with that but I question your ability to take a pounding knowing this.
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>>681921842
>>681921844
I'd like to shave.
Maybe in half a year of doing gymnastics ever day I can reach stuff on my back again.

Right now it just hurts too much, even after six months of physical therapy.

>>681921883
Good morning
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>>681921844
Steal someone else's legs and replace yours.

>>681921883
Hello.
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>>681921961

>mfw only 167cm tall
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>>681921747
> Cuteness overload
Stap! Its too cute! Aaargh!
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Any furry femboys wanna Kik?;3
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>>681921883
Hi
>>681921961
Have another homo help you?
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>>681921747
I'm fire retarded bro
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>>681921961
Yeah, I mean it'd be no issue to help you but the fact that you seem to be this messed up is off putting. I couldn't be hot for some one I'm afraid I could break. :(
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Really horny wanting to rp or trade furry pics with you furry femboys;3
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>>681921946
It's just a problem with the joints. I can't turn at critical angles without my gymnastics.

Shaving would take too long and probably hurt.

Who knows, maybe I could even do it now, didn't try in a long time.

Fear of pain. Yet I didn't have any in two months or so. I just don't want to reverse it too soon, when it first started I wasn't able to move for a week.

>>681922066
It's just the hips. In 10 or 20 years, maybe I'll get cool metal ones :^)

>>681922078
Did you eat your fish when you were younger?
And you spinach?

>>681922103
~

>>681922112
I don't know where to find said other homos.
That my problem.

Pic related, looks like my body structure as well.
And I have the clothing~

>>681922225
I need fire!

>>681922282
I'm also half deaf and wear glasses and hearing aids (not visible anyways)
Life fucked me up good.
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>>681922356

Living near the sea, I eat a lot of fish.
I don't eat beef at all basically (not that i like it tbh)

And no, i hate spinach
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>>681922356
>>681922282
Did I mention that a piece of my heel is missing on my right foot and therefore I walk on my toes?

Yeah, fucked up.
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I wanna handjob someone~

>>681922322
Im not furry.

>>681922356
. . .
Yea-a-ah.
...
:l
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Best carpet imo
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>>681921747
>If I ever find someone that can take good pictures of me, then I'd like to show them to people.
>But I suck with cameras.
>I know how to build, program, place them, calculate them.
>But I suck when taking photos.
>And I hate getting photographed when the pictures are bad as fuck.

Place cam, take pic
View area, time pic
If shit repeat

Other than that, some girl do it
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Out of interest, how did this bodily malfunction befall you?
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>>681922460
But spinach is important!

>>681922544
I would never be satisfied with the result.
But yea, other people I'd need and then I'd even like the pictures.


>>681922610
Which one?
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Well...in general
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>>681922688
But spinach is ew

Is this the reason why i'm so short?
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>>681922769
Grilled zucchini in a Cesar salad
Good way to eat spinash
>>681922688
Its cheap home porn
Stfu and take da booty shots and post dat rump for the dream humps!
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>>681923037

But it's too late to grow up now
I can't go back
I didn't save at the last checkpoint
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>>681922769
Spinach does contain large amounts of calcium, which is needed for bone growth, though it holds onto it very strongly.
That means that you don't get as much calcium as you could.

The number one thing for bone growth is something I call "green trees".
Broccoli

>>681922743
Well the hip problem resulted in my bones growing too fast and too big.
I was 2m tall when I was 14.
Which was awesome at the time because I used to kind of break into all the universities around my school, pretended to study there and get loads of free stuff that they handed out for students there.

But it turned out that my hip joints grew not only too big but only differently sized.
Which fucks up my hips and my spine because I walk unsymmetrically.

As for the hearing thing, i've been born with it, same with the slight farsightedness.

Why is a piece of heel missing from one of my feet?
I fell down a slide when I was young.
Then it was just gone.
No exit wound, there was just piece of the bone missing.
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>>681923037
Yeah I probably should.

Out of mouse boy pictures.
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>>681922356
Listen to my mixtape dude
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>>681923206

And i don't like both.
I fucked up.
I should've listened to mommy
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>>681923298
You have a mixtape?

>>681923303
Yeah. You dun did goofed.
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>>681923265
>Out of mouse boy pictures.
Ok/ Thank you for that posting mouses
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>>681923206
Damn, that sucks, man
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>>681923399
You are most welcome, glad I could be of assistance.

>>681923430
Yeah.
But I should be perfectly fine after a couple of months more gymnastics.

As long as I keep doing it afterwards as well.

The worst thing that can happen now is getting a slipped disc, that's always a risk because of the body structure.

I don't want that shit
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>>681923303
Calcium doesn't make you taller, just stronger bones. Enjoy broken bones all the time when you're older.
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>>681923397

I'll go cry in a corner.
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>>681920928
Why didn't you?
>>681923206
All your issues are collectively quite fascinating. Thank you for sharing
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>>681923584

But wait, my bones are strong enough. I carry stuff all the time and i never had bones breaking
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>>681923681
His mom would've burned us both alive if he kept her car.
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>>681923752
Hardly an issue
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>>681923613
Height is built by genes and body stored mass at mass growth areas. Teens.

So yeah
Not 5ft5 like me (i think)
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>>681923584
Wasn't there a correlation between the strength of your bones and the rate of which they can grow while you are young?

At least from a mechanical aspect, with all the gravity and other forces working at your bones, if your bones are more resiliant against those forces they should be able to grow faster.

Then again, the human body is a biological mechanism and not a technical.

>>681923613
I'll cry with you.
And do gymnastics next to you.

>>681923681
Thanks. I was hoping that someone would start bragging about how broken his body is and my issues are nothing.
So I could feel better about it.

But that did not happen. yet.

Then again, I made piece with my issues, it's not like I could change any of them.
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>>681923805
Is your mom a skitzo, pychco, and druggie.
No
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>>681923899

I'll lift while you do gymnastic
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>>681924133
While you are crying?
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>>681924160

Yes. I can even hug a pillow in the meanwhile and shitpost on 4chan
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>>681924160
Like a boss!
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>>681924219
Shitposting at it's finest I bet!
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>>681923805
>>681924068
Yeah, I wasn't being figurative about it.

>>681923899
There is, but there's other things than just calcium. Pretty much, all good nutrition helps the bones and muscle grow.
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>>681923397
Ya dude "straight out of carpet" and it's fire yo. 7.50 for cassette or you could go 15 for the CD
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>>681924068
Can't say my mom was
>>681924219
I like you. You post muscles
>>681924487
Drop car off then kidnap?
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>>681924588
It was like 11:30 at night, there's nothing running at that time of night.
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>>681924487
Sounds viable

>>681924508
I dunno about that.
I already bought a 75โ‚ฌ vibrating buttplug this month and uploaded 50โ‚ฌ to a gambling website, on which I spend 10โ‚ฌ for the lottery on monday.

Then again I earned 400โ‚ฌ last week on vote day.

Nah, I'll pass, I have enough music to listen to at the moment~

>>681924588
Muscles are unattractive.
Men with a strong hormonal scent are the bets.
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>>681924588

<3
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>>681924763
I can't remember where everything helps, but its like fatty acids help the brain, potassium helps with blood circulation and vein development, and iron helps with muscle building, etc.

>>681924805
Post your butt.
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>>681924763
Muscle is only unattractive when it's extremely excessive or when it's on women.
>>681924805
Your doing Frank's work son.
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>>681925005
Hear hear, that indeed is true.
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>>681924983

I have no butt pics
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>>681925077
Take some.
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>>681922109

I'm not a femboy, but I'm not uber masculine either and i have a few pics. You wanna kik?
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>>681925132

But i'm not comfortable with taking pics of my but
And i'm not a femboy
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>>681925342
Shave, it's enough for most of the people to accept the term kek
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>>681924763
Darn

>>681925005
Who's doing my work?
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>>681925342
Take some and post them.
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>>681925479
I am the one true Frank.
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>>681925479
Im sorry.
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There, one off irl carpet femboy.
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>>681925441
But i like my body not-femboy

>>681925505
:c
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wew its the weekend
fuck ye
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>>681925701
Oh, well then proceed!
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>>681925701
Do it.
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>>681925674

Cute booty.
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>>681925775
>>681925862

Pls no :c
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what are you fags doing this weekend?
>>681925993
dont do it
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>>681926024
Okay ^^

Hopefully i'll take some pics when i'm home alone
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>>681925582
You fuck

I am the Frank who knocks

>>681925591
It's OK just a ATHFCMFFT reference
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>>681925993
DEW IT
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>>681926024
Going to binge watch Always Sunny
>>681925993
Don't do it. You will be in Snarfy Jones' Folder for all eternity
>>681926124
There's enough room for multiple Franks. I just happen to be the greatest Frank
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>>681926024
Meeting some local carpets, get drunk, probably have a 3some, yaknow the usual.
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>>681925993
don't do it

>>681926024
die from uni, you?
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>>681926148

>tfw you'll never be forced to crossdress.

Why live?
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>>681926353
PUT IT ON YOU GAY FUCK
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>>681926122
only do it if you are ready for them to be saved and reposted by scarf
>>681926200
whats dat?
>>681926237
sounds aidsy.
>>681926276
well i got a 4 day weekend so i think im gonna shave today and have fun wearing skirts.
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>>681926437

>WolfeGuy booty.jpg
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>>681926437
Go watch it, it gets better in season 2
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>>681926432

You'll have to hold me down to get me to try it on!
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Goodnight, fags.

>>681925993
Do it.
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>>681926579
There are many alternatives

>>681926635
Good night.

Alright, I'm gonna leave as well.
Gotta get some breakfast!
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>>681926200
naw dawg all Franks operate as one on the level
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>>681926437
good weather for it?
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>>681926635
gnight
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>>681926830
I am the Frank above All. Frank รผber Alles; as a German might say
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>>681926493
only faggots post pics smh
>>681926564
idk if i got time to watch stuff
well i do but i wana do other stuff instead
>>681926899
weather is strange.
hail one second and sunny the next
new skirt came tho so im gonna wear the fuck out of it
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>>681925246
Sure :3
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>>681927018
what's it look like?
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>>681926437
Not really. friends with known histories, regular checks, protection! (this is important!)
The twink sharing the bed tonight is into heavy bondage submission which will be fun indeed :3
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>>681927018
We're on a gfur thread, everyone is a faggot here


Yes, even you - anonymous guy that you are reading this and you pretend youre still straight but turned on by "feminine cock". Also reconsider your life choices, you're fapping to drawn pictures of animals. Degenerate.
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>>681925674
Mmmm I'd like to Kik you for fun:3
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>>681927089
like this
still no good pics yet. just tried it on for 2 sec
>>681927196
nah its still pretty aids just get a nice bf and dont be a slut
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>>681927075

Post kik.
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>>681927198
kekt.
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>>681927249
fabulous
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>>681927018
Pip pip?
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We need a telegram group though
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>>681927018
It's worth the watch
>>681927198
We're all damned here. But don't further damn yourself by joining Snarf's folder
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>>681927249
This looks familiar, N1 postcode?
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>>681927274
Catfisher124
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>>681926941
Whilst thou mayeth perceive it so, thou art gazing upon the NFR new FranksReich mein Freund
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>>681927315
ty fam
>>681927341
wat?
>>681927361
all the furfag group chats go to total shit trust me
its just total fucking cancer
>>681927418
prove it
>>681927455
nope
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>>681927554
ur welcum
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>>681927198
>Yfw
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>>681927554

I made one with close friends and it has been really comfy so far.
But yeah, the ones on that furry-telegram-groups.net websites are all complete cancer
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>>681927554
My bad anon, nevermind
(though I saw a very similar body / dress on a friends AD)
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>>681927514
Der Reich des Frank will conquer all
>>681927554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos watch it
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>>681927612
gay gif, friend.
>>681927706
g/fur people are mostly shit so them in a chat is just constant RP spam.
>>681927817
gayyyy
>>681927835
lel
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>>681927249
Is there an ecko in here? Damn sexy sergals :3
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>>681928041
you know you love it
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>>681928041
Biiiii, but who cares :p (inb4 greedy)
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>>681928041

indeed, but not if you only let non-retards join
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>>681928041
>g/fur people are mostly shit so them in a chat is just constant RP spam.
touches your tail
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>>681927835
And we will unite against Stevens
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>>681928058
wat
>>681928137
no
>>681928174
wat
>>681928191
thing is most of them are retards
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>>681928431
I'd suffer a Stephen over any of the "-aydens"
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>>681928438
yes you do
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>>681928438

Most of the people on these threads don't seem to be retards.
Or maybe yes, idk.

At least nobody is roleplaying here
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>>681928575
did you know the original your name meant "the Frenchman"
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>>681928438
Yeah, most of them are retards, which is pretty much why I gave up on skype, random furs always want to rp
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>>681928909
hello
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>>681928939

Pls send sticker pack
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>>681928867
PROVE IT
>>681928868
nah they really are retards
>>681928939
yep i only talk to people i know aren't terrible on there

all that cancerous RP and snowflake cries for help.
people add you just so they can bitch about their problems and get people to tell them they are pretty
kek.
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>>681928909
I knew Frankreich is France in German. Also the Franks were one of the Teutonic Tribes near the Rhine
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>>681922356
>kidsune
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>>681929187
you're here right now
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>>681929127
hey. I made it through the butterfly and basically am like the best dark souls player that ever existed at this point

>>681929196
the origin of Frank comes from Franciscus though
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>>681929316
until a special boss beats the shit out of you again and again and again
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>>681929265
yea but thats just cos i like straight stuff so much
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>>681929316
Did not know this
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>>681928575
I was almost one of those

>>681928909
Meant "free" and was the Germanic tribe, France is named after their throwing axes and I love that series
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>>681929375
if that's what helps you sleep at night
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>>681929370
lucky for me i am now lost and have no idea where that boss might be

>>681929394
me neither until like 5 minutes ago. Wikipedia is cool. Had a suspicion though
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>>681929491
no my cute bf helps me sleep at night
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>>681929504
lower undead burg is your next stop
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>>681929544
<insert joke about long distance relationship here>
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>>681929594

<insert joke about insert joke jokes here>
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>>681929594
well its better than everyone elses relationship
all these people with their bad relationships. its pretty sad.
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>>681929578
ill keep that in mind. Found a cool valley full of drakes but i suspect i shouldn't be there
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>>681929635
<insert joke about insert joke joke jokes here>

>>681929654
like who?
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>>681929784
yep, not meant to be there yet, though that area is entirely optional and serves a shortcut between areas
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>>681929793

<remove all jokes>
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>>681929898
<being unfun>
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>>681929923

REMOVE JOKES
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>>681929793
most people
i wont mention specifics but DAMN SON
most peoples idea of a relationship is closer to being fuckbuddies that don't care about eachother at all
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>>681929822
so whatsup
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>>681929970
NO FUN

>>681930014
I think I know who you mean

>>681930029
nothing much, just relaxing after an unfun day of studying. how about you?
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>>681929504
Quite interesting. Not an an ounce of French in my though. To my knowledge at least.
>>681929975
Hey Riley, How are you and is chem treating you any better?
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>>681930129
chem's more fun at least, now that synthetics pracs are over for me
how are you?
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>>681930122
same actually

>>681930129
never felt like surrendering?
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>>681930122
well yea there are a few specific people here with kekworthy relationships but im still not really talking about anyone specific
its not even just these threads
people just don't know how to relationship.
its always constant drama but they have to put up with eachother because they like sex
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>>681930249
how's exam revision treating you?

>>681930250
I know of one couple specifically but is that really what people are like?
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>>681930181
I'm doing fine, I was banned from the purge earlier this week. I'm glad you inadvertently suggested Penny Dreadful though
>>681930249
Nope. Not an option
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>>681930329
it is.
i know a lot of couples and only like 5% of them have a nice relationship.
makes me feel very lucky that i actually like and trust my bf.
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>>681930329
its a rollercoaster of emotions. Ranging from "I don't understand any of this" to "I'm an absolute genius"

>>681930370
never felt like wearing a beret and going out to the supermarket for a baguette and some wine?
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>>681930370
why were you banned?

>>681930411
huh, all the irl relationships I know of are stable and not fucked up

>>681930444
I'll be in your situation soon enough, good luck with your remaining exams, I'm sure you'll do well
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>>681930538
thanks ^^ gonna hit the hay im on australian time for some reason
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>>681930702
one of us
sleep well and I'll talk to ya later
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>>681930444
I can't say I have
>>681930538
Some mod purged every fur thread and fluffy thread a few days ago and banned a few posters. League, luc, myself and a few others got banned. Luc I think is the longest with a week long ban
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>>681930764

I was banned too, but I'm on a dyn ip so i just reload the connection (takes like 2 seconds)
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>>681930538
well they can still be stable but shitty
like my mum has a bf. its stable. but they totally dont get on. she's always complaining about it.
id never complain about my bf. he's best.
also they usually seem a lot more stable than they are because people are usually pretty private
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>>681930764
oh so that's what people were talking about. explains why I haven't seen either of them around recently

>>681930888
I didn't make myself clear, when I said stable, I meant not shitty
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>>681928939

>random furs always want to rp.

Yeah... a good percentage of furries in general have never touched a dick other than their own or been close to a vagina.
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>>681930995
well idk but most people i know have a shitty relationship
even the good ones are like... eh. doesn't seem very happy.
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>>681931116
maybe because they prefer being in a relationship over being in a good one
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>>681931180
just seems like they settle for someone they don't like that much because they are hot or something
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>>681930878
the pain of static ip
>>681930995
It was only 3 days, not sure why luc was hit with a week long though.
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>>681931327
that's probably it, yeah it's nice to be in a relationship with someone who's hot, but it's better to be in a relationship with someone you get along well with

>>681931387
avatarfagging probably
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>>681931566
yea and its even better to have both.
its why i feel so lucky
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>>681931387
>not sure why luc was hit with a week long though
Depends on the mod

Some mods only ever do 3-day for fur/ava threads

Other mods will week ban, month ban or even permaban

Katia has had like, 50 bans. At least a dozen of them permabans
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>>681931621
too bad he's so far away
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idek how many bans i have i get banned like every day
feelsgood
>>681931950
kinda but not really too mad about it. still makes me smile every day. and i know for sure ill be moving in with him when i can.
>>
>only ever had one ban
>it was for posting in a circlejerk thread when I was trying to stop the circlejerk

>>681932086
don't rush into it, I've heard people rush into moving in with their partner and it not going well
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>>681932274
nah i know its gonna be fine.
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>>681932473
if you say so
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>>681932525
i know so.
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>>681932584
fine fine, if you know so, but where would you live in that case?
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>>681932652
maybe canada, if he decides to stay there after studies. or maybe america or uk or france. anywhere really. we aren't rich though so would have to be somewhere kinda affordable. but other than that i don't care.
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>>681928909
where the fuck is this from
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>>681932797
not bad, though it won't be cheap for at least one of you
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>>681932929
https://www.youtube.com/c/StarFoxTheAnimatedSeries
somewhere in there
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>>681933049

What's the purpose of these spam bots
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>>681932967
well yea its not cheap and thats the only reason why im not there with him already. but we will split all the costs.
and i think he will probably be able to get a better job than me once he has done his course.
and for me it will be pretty easy to find work anywhere. mechanic shit is a useful skill
>>681933110
idk never clicked on the links
dont wana know.
probably a download link to some sexy pictures.jpg.exe
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>>681933218

WIN_MULATO.zip

I'll download and check what it is. I'm on Linux so yay
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>>681933290
do it
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>>681933218
yeah, work will be easy for you to find. I forgot, what did he want to do again?

>>681933290
RIP
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>>681933381
he's doing design stuff. so if he gets hired by a big company or something then that's awesome.
but its one of those where its not super easy to find work.
i think he will though. he's good at what he does and he's very likeable too.
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spikes spikes spikes spikes spikes
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>>681920354
no
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>>681933549
He'll find out when he graduates then
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>>681933366
>>681933381

Inside the zip there are three files, two with flv extension and one with scr extension.

The scr one (0151-Cute_mulato3.flv.scr) is just a masked exe (Microsoft executable, portable (PE))

While the other two are a zipped copy of tor browser (Unix path: /home/ubuntu/build/tor-browser/widget/TextEventDispatcher.cpp) and the wow_helper (compressed size: 32009, uncompressed size: 67072, name: wow_helper.exe) virus.

Pretty interesting stuff
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>>681933807
why would it have tor though?
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>>681933906

I have no idea. I'm setting up a virtualbox to test it out
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>>681933791
we will.
>>681933807
fuck man how could it be any more obvious.
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>>681934014
how is he recently anyway?
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>>681934294
he's doing awesome. got some test out of the way so now he has a lot of free time and doesn't have to study so much. its nice. i get to see him more too
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>>681934388
that's awesome
I don't hear from him much anymore since the group chat we had on skype died
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>>681934477
yea group chats always seem to die out and shit.
we have one which has stayed alive pretty well tho
not super active but its not been forgotten about.
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>>681934695
this one just died one day, apparently one guy had a falling out with two people in it and it just died because of that
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