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YLYL God Tier
9610 My present for /b/ Enjoy https://mega.nz/#!uZR0XJgD!9dOV5JnJsgsLnC2mVIcAmXMvPdZiVJY_BQZ3BAllo54 Will remove in a few minutes
>>681906855
Impressivd dubs bananaman
>>681907274
Kek
>>681907375
Chuckled
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
>>681907274
Lost
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With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
>>681907494
Classic
>>681908032
Actually lost
>>681906797
Go away
>>681908395
Bread
>>681906722
More like Shit Tier
>>681906797
Get a fucking life man. Leave my 4Chan alone you're on every thread like cancer just Fuck off
>>681910003
>leave my 4chan alone
>>681910003
>my 4chan
>>681909116
Pls post the ones with vinegar husbands. These always make me lose my shit. Thanks anon
>>681906748
God tier lmfao!!!
>>681907494
Lost it hard
>>681909654
Underrated demigod tier
Evens i fap
Odds I sleep
Fycklrerhjyc
They askin for that beef
I'm a go and be they waiter
I'm speakin dollar signs
You might need a translator
Fruity bubble gum kush
That's a nigga flavor
I'm chasin' money now
Shawty I'll catch you later(goodbye!)
Who can guess the song and who it's by
>>681914003
juicy j catch ya later
>>681914352
Technically also french and project pat but nice
Unless you googled the lyrics in which case not nice at all
>>681916168
God damnit. Lost. Knew a kid identical to this
Lose every time
>>681909357
Ahahah oh shit, who did this?
>>681907375
lol i see u bro
some OC
jesus christ fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 1 fish but hitler made 1000000 jews toast
>>681918668
>>681918668
>>681918746
This user keeps getting banned.
>>681911192
That's a rule 16 if I ever saw one.
>>681906855
I wish the cancer banana was getting maced instead
>>681916793
Lost my shit..
>>681918724
aparently the original childrens book was labeled "sexist" to the point where it was removed from online stores becauss barbie asked men for help. think about that for a moment. that makes it even funnier.
>>681918404
exhaled slightly louder
>>681918774
Lol
Guess who?
>>681906748
zozzle
>>681919142
Kys
YLYL
>>681918774
underrated post
Cancer
>>681919456
apparently some anon on /b/ was offended by a bunch of morons boycotting a children's book
>>681918404
>>>681919541 >>681919760
fucking samefag
>>681919630
:3
Im back in bed. But I'll be watching.
Desu must spawn
>>681910124
>>681910131
Obvious bait was obvious. How's the aspergers?
I claim this thread
>>681907983
> no tokey smokey or you get artichokey
My sides are in fucking orbit
dubs get
>>681906855
This is giving me ocd then breaking it
>>681919240
lost at filename
Everyone want a hug from judy hopps?
>>681918404
Zozzled hard
>>681920016
You missed a great oldfag thread. It started in one of our derailed ylyl threads.
Desu is marching on.
The purge is neigh.
>>681907983
>>681920092
why is it that it's always unfunny autists that samefag these retarded greentext images?
oooooooh i hate newfags
>>681906748
Now that I lost to
>>681920285
oh really?
>>681920351
120 posters
Most of them stomping newfags.
And lots of funposting, some of which i haven't seen from 2008.
This thread is dead... good
>>681920590
Thats interesting
>>681920606
God is dead
>>681919937
is it already summer?
>>681920606
We've won this battle, but the war is yet to start.
We need to start targeting Facebook fap next. Seeing as its a small amount of threads to manage.
Unlike the other normie porn threads.
When we do it we need to spam hyperlinks to the appropriate board.
>>681920888
Trips dont lie
>>681920993
we should do it
>>681919831
>>681919851
>>681919878
A furfags calling something cancer.... what has this place come to.
>we used to ban your kind
>>681920922
I also have a phone you unfunny autist
>>681920888
Trips confirmed
>>681921083
i got banned 1 hour ago on /mlp/
More judy
>>681920696
her face looks like anna's/elsa's/every woman in frozen
>>681921139
What'd you end up posting
And on b/ that was about the banning
>>681921104
the fact that you completly missed the point and called me an autist as a cover-up says a lot. shut the fuck up and go back to jerking off to your furry-zootopia-rabbit. clearly baiting ISNT your strong suit.
>>681921272
i posted
>bronies are horse fucker
>niggers
>porn
>claimed it was my board
>>681921269
because she was made from disney
>>681921404
Kek I think I'll go claim it as my board as well
>>681921350
i'm sorry anon for accusing you of samefagging but i'm also sorry that you're retarded and your sense of humor is comparable to a mailbox. you seem to be a professional /b/-beta sorry to disrespect u sir
>>681921526
You dont want a 7 day ban tho
>>681921072
Defently. Im out of action for tonight, still not well. Plus might pay off to cool it for a while. Let the threads get some action so we can call out the faggotry.
That way the oldfags clue on to whats happening.
>>681909039
this shit isnt funny even for kindergardeners
>>681908724
lost so hard
Oc
>>681921592
contribute or gtfo
Judy demands you to triforce
>>681921617
Oops forgot image
>>681921469
so she's the anna rabbit that's a police officer
>>681909654
>[
i could barely keep a straight face, anon.
Pure gold.
>>681921606
Cmd ipconfig/release
Ipconfig/renew
Ban lifted
>>681921949
the child of benaduck cumberditch
>>681918774
kekekekek
And not a single faggot talked shit to me in this thread
Hey guys I have a YLYL request
Anyone got a picture that looks like a black person twitter post that says "when you nut but she keep sucking no chill in the traphouse yit yeet" and includes all that shit. Like its a joke.
Have this in exchange.
>>681921949
Finally, a shark I won't have to rape
>>681922159
its a thumb nail tho
dis board full of memes wow
>>681922000
Am I going to have to check em myself or what?
>>681922232
fug
:D
>>681922305
i know isnt it great?
>>681906855
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>681922159
>/r/equesting cancer
Fucking what¿
>>681918668
Ditto
>>681906748
best in a while, thanks bruv
>>681922346
it's the place where they belongs to
>>681922482
thats my fetish
>>681906855
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>681910225
>>681910436
Is there somewhere I can find a collection of these?
>>681922666
http://www.mediafire.com/download/8xdqt7edosfmcpu/reallyfunnybanana.zip
>>681922473
Go suck a dick fam
>>681922824
I love judy but squids are cool too desu
>>681922824
Seriously though, sauce~desu ?
>>681923020
Rozen maiden. Hard to get into in the beginning but worth it.
>>681922000
Full house checked
>>681923116
>hard to get into
is that a way of saying 'it sucks, but i forced myself to like it?'
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I'll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I've been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I'm the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You're fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that's just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little "desu" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you're desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking desu, kiddo.
>>681923126
I really really like this desu, may I save it?
nothing posted yet has been funny
>>681923386
it's all yours, friend
>>681911244
this picture makes me sad for some reason
>>681923418
feels
>>681923442
here faggot and this is coming from the judy fag
>>681906855
MOMMY MOMMY!!! LOOK LOOK!!! I POSTED THE BANANA I AM SO OLDFAG LOL!!! I BEEN HERE ALL SUMMMER NOW I AM AMOUSYNOUS MOMMY LOOK!!!
ARE YOU PROUD NOW?????? LOOK THE BANANA, IM TOO RETARTED TO TYPE WORDS SO ILL JUST POST THE BANANA SO ALL THE PEOPLE ON 4CHAN WILL KNOW IM OLDFAG HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHA IM SUCH A HUGE MASSIVE FAGGOT WITH MY BANANA HAHAHAHAH BANANANANANANANANANAANANANANANAKJFDMSKFJDQMKFDJZERU UE FFDFDSJFIOEUR Ffdvs4f564 d6s d64d5sf4s64 6 s6df fsJDSKMFJMQ JFDSureiuzfjdsv dsfd
>>681923490
typical newfag am i right?
>>681922744
You could at least try to mask the url name.
>>681907274
this was so funny to me I almost started bashing my forehead against the screen.
>>681923307
Nah. It's just slow to get the story rolling.
But it's worth watching.
>>681923532
This is the funniest shit in this YLYL thread
>>681907494
This is what I don't get. How can the finnish education system be so good, when we get this along with alexi laiho?
>>681907334
wrong thread kiddo
>>681923665
why thank you
>>681923546
I don't know what he's trying to acomplish.
Might be my stalker. The ass mad 12 year old.
>>681909357
fucking lost
>>681906837
Lost
yes or no on this thread?
>>681923739
>>681923960
too late
>>681921830
what is this dwarf called? he's hilarious
>>681923960
Its try hard bait. Plus im on my phone so i got like 17 desu pics. Just enough to chat. No good for a de rail.
>>681923490
Wow man, this needs trigger warnings.
>>681922127
no need your life must be shitty enough for you to spam rabbits on an anonymous website
>>681924740
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>>681925056
same goes for bananas
>>681925166
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night.
>>681922916
>implying intelligent design is truth.
Thanks bro. I've been trying to get people to understand that all matter is structured similar to the way we structure our own world.
>>681913703
nearly lost
>>681920993
Why bother 4chan is a generic image board with set threads that will never change.
Want less porn?
Contact the 4chan adminis and tell them to change the rules.
Nothing short of that will accomplish anything.
>>681908032
New Zealand has carnivorous snails, I don't see faggot slugs hunting down antelope
>>681920848
lost
>>681926787
>Im lazy
Fuck off.
>generic image board
Fuck off to imgur.
>change the rules
I AM THE LAW
>>681927105
Achan is just porn imgur so yeah I could go to imgur but I only come here for porn, imgur has no porn so no reason for me to go there
>4chan is just a porn site
>people take it seriously as if it matters.
>>681906748
toppest of all keks
>>681927411
Get off /b/ faggot. Porn has its own boards.
And yes this place does matter.
The shitposters will push you out to make room for the real conversation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP_YVvS_mqE
>>681921213
>scream
>speaks to me
>another level
fuck off faggot
>>681906722
op is fag
>>681923689
It's funny becuase YOU posted it.
>>681906722
This entire thread sucks
>>681920112
kek
>>681929165
agreed
>>681910436
what is this shit from
>>681907606
>1461991131900s.jpg
>s
at least you didn't save the same image twice
