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5766 My present for /b/ Enjoy https://mega.nz/#!uZR0XJgD!9dOV5JnJsgsLnC2mVIcAmXMvPdZiVJY_BQZ3BAllo54 Will remove in a few minutes
Rate? Smash/Pass?
it me
>>681905512
You look like one of my best friends who's Mexican American.
>>681905035
Hey OP you look sad btw, you okay?
>>681905180
hot
Feces of /b/
Success is a demonstration of self motivation!
>>681905658
Thanks. Which face you?
>>681905845
kek'd
I'm >>681905219
>>681905845
I wanna get the red one that says "Make Anerican Great Again".
>>681905180
Kinda cute. Would get a coffee with on a rainy day.
ugly, roast me
>>681905845
kekkk
>>681906014
Oh for sure, I'm also >>681905641
What do you play on your guitar?
>>681906059
>Says my name in their post
>>681905219
hulk smash ur computer and pass on the date bruh. XD ;)
>>681905219
nice eyezz
Human Fedora, checking in
>>681905641
I'm pretty depressed tbh, also very stressed about upcoming finals :(
>>681905512
Mom's house.
big dick is back in town
>>681906608
Same, I feel you. Sorry if it was kind of weird of me to ask, your eyes just look really sad. Hope you make it through okay.
>>681906310
That's actually my roommate's bass, my guitar isn't in this picture. But I do play guitar, and I've actually uploaded like 4 covers on YouTube so far.
>>681906706
Glen or Glenda?
>>681906596
little caesars SUCKS
>>681906794
i think its glen
>>681906794
you what
>>681906729
And thanks :)
>>681905574
Never gotten Hispanic before. Not American either.
>>681906691
Wanna come over for dinner? Delicious Russian homemade food.
>>681906832
Ya but...can we agree, this he/she is suspect....show us your genitals you androgynous gayboy>>681906706
>>681906778
That's really cool. I'd ask you to show me but I don't want people to fuck around on your videos because of me. What do you like to play?
>>681906991
I'm a dude
hence big dick is back in town
>me
>>681906990
Isn't "home made Russian food" just code for when you splatter green dookies in a broken toilet?
>>681905035
>>681907221
Invitation revoked. Enjoy your burger, my man.
>>681906530
>xD
>;)
Kill yourself
>>681907363
what do you guys eat? just curious lol
>>681906942
I want to see your boi pussy
>>681907363
Awwww cmon, don't be like that. Let me eat your *gulps hard...delicious Russian food....then maybe we can dock weiners and make a number 4 together.
Wow look at all these betas. I never thought it was possible, for real thought people like you guys didn't exist.
I was wondering why I got all these girls so easy all the time. Then I see all these 1-6/10s and then I realize that compared to you guys I'm like an 99/10 so there's no comparison hahahaha. Oh wow, here's a tip, get out of your parents house every once in a while and pick up some weights. If you can't even bench press your own weight you are pathetic. Hahaha oh man this is just too rich. I gotta go get my bros to see this oh my God.
>>681905219
you look like a sickly albino kid who belongs in a bubble
>>681907725
I'm a Russian homophobe and this is making me uncomfortable. Please stop this at once.
>>681906893
>>681906794
Why do you think I'm a girl
>>681907918
I want to make a b.m coil on your little tum tum, gayboi
>>681907725
>*gulps hard
You're about to gulp some hard dick you fucking faggot.
LEAVE
>>681907020
True, I'm kind of nervous to show people I know because it feels embarrassing lol. But I like to play lots of different stuff, like Radiohead, but I also covered Chance the Rapper and just like popular music in general. I like all the classics.
>>681908166
Lol. "Home made Russian take out"?
>>681908245
Just a question, but are you the anon who posted a What Are You Listening To thread a little bit ago with Radiohead in the OP?
>>681908341
You ask too many questions.
Rate me
>>681908455
I was just wondering. I was the one who posted the State Champs album.
>>681908524
Green/10
>>681908341
Idk possibly? I go on /mu/ sometimes
rate be gentle
>>681908524
K9/10
Looking good, dawg.
>>681908600
fuckin toddler got into the paint while his mom was asleep
>>681908638
Oh. See >>681908538
I guess you probably weren't the. It wasn't over an hour ago.
>>681906778
Do you play real guitar or fake guitar?
Your roommate plays a real bass. Hopefully you don't have something shitty like a first act or a squier.
>>681908776
Fuck off.
>>681908776
Don't judge my journey bruh. I play a gitbox I made, working on calluses on Wang, you know #guitarprobs
>>681905035
>>681905180
>>681905219
>>681905512
Attention whoring faggots
>>681908709
rapist/69
>>681908524
bitch/dog
>>681909050
Someone's mad they're fucking ugly.
>>681908776
I have a Martin actually, I brought an acoustic to college, but I also have a Fender Telecaster at home.
>>681909067
Lol
>>681909223
You can take anal expansion/insertion 101 online now, anon.
>>681905035
holy fuck you look like a gigantic faggot
This is me! Believe it! And I'm going to be hokage one day! With my special jutsus, I can make clones of myself, and can evn rasengen lik a good ninja! Believe it!!!
PS: I might have a crush on Sakura, she's just so cute! I'd smash her ;)
PSS: I want to smash with Sasuke kun too EEEEEE! Believe it!
>>681905180
Show us your cock
>>681909483
Dafuq. So much autism.
>>681909509
Actually about 40-50% of people on /b/ are femanons according to before moot left
>>681908827
>first act detected
Roast me niggers
>>681907918
At least we're white.
>>681909483
>I might have a crush on Sakura
me too
>>681909578
90% of statistics are made up. Everyone knows there's no such thing as a femanon.
>>681909612
We don't have to, all the people that bully you at school probably do it enough
>>681909483
>tfw you grew up with this nigga
Damn, I feel old.
>>681909612
Cool bean/10
>>681909462
Thank you Anonymous
>>681909483
I also like to be creative! Believe it!!! I may be the greatest ninja in the Hidden Leaf village, but I also can be artistic! Just look at my majestic mustache and my awesome joke! Hahaha so randommmm!
Anyway, I'm going to be the greatest ninja ever! Believe it!!!!
>>681909718
You look like Reckful
>>681909612
True patriot/10
r8 me /b/
>>681909678
I don't like this starter, i hope is fake
Rate me
>>681906942
How many black guys are waiting off camera to cum in your hair?
>>681909872
I'd rate you 9.999/10! Not 10/10 like me, because I'm NARUTO! THE GREATEST NINJA TO LIVE! I am soooo random but I also like to nuzzle people (rawr xD)! I'd love to nuzzle u sometime!
But I digress! You are 9.999/10 because nobody can be great as me and my powerful rasengan and Uzamaki Barrage! Believe it!
Alpha as fuck, you wing wangs. ZOZZLE
>>681907918
Wow you sound real douchey. And you didn't even show face.
But I still took your bait so there you go
>>681910048
The fuck? Picture didn't load...I MEAN, BELIEVE IT!
(me wen embarass momento like dis lel so random!!!)
>>681905180
Cute af
>>681909823
I.Dunno who that is. Is he a good cunt or a Faggot?
>>681909991
Trips.
>>681905035
me and my girl
not asking for rates
>>681909718
You look like the type of dude to suck another dude's dick in the elevator, swallow, kiss him on the cheek, whisper in his ear "no homo" then leave forever.
>>681910237
Awfully specific fantasy, anon. ....meet when/where?
>>681910327
any elevator bb i'll find u ;)
>>681910214
Is that thing going to eat that poor man?
>>681910406
Woof.
R8 me fags
>>681910204
newfag
>>681910501
Gender unclear/10
>>681910095
>not recognizing pasta
How new are you faggots
>>681910501
Get a normal haircut/10
>>681910501
I, the gracious Naruto, future hokage of the hidden leaf village, has made your picture 100% better!
BELIEVE IT!
>>681910119
Why is she so perfect.
>>681910623
I just got here in the summer.
>>681910500
arf arf i'm in heat just thinkin of them doggy noises ;)
(god dammit this is fucking gay)
This is King Denis.
>>681910729
Super gay. Let's get weird you cuck nigger
>>681910678
P-please forgive me Sakura-chaaaannn! I didn't mean to have you hear that! I-I just...really feel something towards you...B-BELIEVE IT!
Half breed coming in hot.
>>681907303
Aye man finna get a Newport?
>>681910237
Jokes on you, I don't even own an elevator. Stop projecting btw>>681910320
>>681907918
>99/10
>Barely even has any definition
>thx Santa keks
>merry keksmas
>>681910905
Sid the sloth lookin ass
>>681910829
I want to be sucking and then a big fat nigger comes behind me and starts to ram my mangina as I start to gag and vomit all over the elevator floor, as cum, blood, and puss goes everywhere as I bite your dick off from the shock of big Bubba J ;)
Let's get stuck, like two dogs. I can rub the nubber where my balls once were, on your head..you can mash your shit in my fur.
>>681908710
eww
ai dios mio! Que susto!
>>681910944
>2016
>doesn't own an elevator
NEET loser
>>681907918
Neat
Ur face is prolly jacked tho
>>681910664
You're a funny person anon.
>>681905035
Bored in dorm/10
>>681911047
GAH FUCK WE GOT AN IMMIGRANT OVER HERE, GET OUTTA HERE YOU GOD DAMN COMMIE MEXICAN FUCKFACE CRIMINAL DOUCHEBAG WHORE WETBACK NIGGER! EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN TRUMP! SIEG HEIL, SIEG HEIL, SIEG HEIL!
>>681911074
rodney?
>>681911128
John, what are you doing on 4chan?
>>681910995
And then we can really get down...maybe mom shows up, pisses on our feets...ill ruin all the buttons w my lil nubber...
>>681911142
excuse me?
>>681911128
Nigger jew /10
>>681907303
Cheer up!
=D
> me
>>681911227
Not even close
>>681911280
here's to you
>>681911232
Only if she shits in my asshole and bubba keeps it a going. Maybe making some truffle butter in my mangina too ;)
i wouldn't mind either if you would just...
BELIEVE IT!
>>681910974
>>99/10
>>compared to you guys
>being this autistic
>being this threatened
I feel sorry for little man like you.
Big man break small man like you, no?
>>681910995
We can make it our little home. And I'll just live in your butt, shitfur stinking of your musk and mom piss. Rock. Hard.
>>681911344
John, it's past your bedtime! And why do you have daddy's beer?! You're in so much trouble mister, just wait till I come up and spank you!
>>681911344
Blue moon is better
>>681911440
you'll have to renovate, there's already stuff inside, but i think you could make it work. just gotta ignore the gonorrhea and AIDS and we'll all have a good time
>>681911361
I cant stop hearing his voice
>>681911567
Woof.
>>681911344
John, your mother told me you're on the 4chans! What are you doing with my alcohol, young man?! You're only 15 and hanging out with all these friends who named themselves "Anonymous?!" And who the FUCK is the blonde kid?!
>>681911567
>l>>681911440
Same fags
>>681911492
Most popular beer down here in the south, i agree. Shock top is all that's in the fridge, it's my roomie's
>>681911454
ok
>>681911569
Is that bad, Anonymous-kun?! If you want, I'll show you my power! HAAAAAAAHHHH! I'm the most powerful ninja in the hidden leaf village!
(who should probably get some god damn sleep cause i got work tomorrow)
>>681911567
No water bowl for a day or so...need the poo to be firm to slip out one asshole and into the other....we can slip the poo back and forth all day. I want this life, this future w you, anon.
>>681911805
DAMMIT PICTURE, LOA-
I mean, BELIEVE IT!
>>681911401
What is this unga bunga bullshit you're spouting. Look, just because you're a nig nog doesn't mean anyone else understands your ebonics. Go back to primary school and learn how to address your superiors correctly.
Or let me put it in a way your 3rd world country ass will understand
>masa gon learn u tu tok
>>681911848
Would drench in semen at least 4 times per day until the day i die.
>>681911848
hnnnNNNNNnnggg~~
>>681905512
white Jesus
>>681905845
underage b&
>>681906485
less faggy coppercab
>>681906596
Little Caesars rocks
>>681906706
no it isn't
>>681908149
I know how you feel on occasion
>>681911850
I also don't like commitments and I'm married to a filthy raghead. Is that ok, anon-kun? I might also have some of my nice kunai in my ass, just for u ;)
...Believe it.
>>681911771
No, take it back please. We don't want it.
>>681911917
I'm glad you would, but wont.
>>681912025
don't challenge my big dick grandpa
anybody wanna hang out and smoke crack
>>681911848
Too cute, must be a trap
>>681911914
Oh ho hoo.
Puny American thinks he master of Russians.
Vladimir will show you what we do to little man like you in Russia, yes?
Then, I will break you.
>>681905035
You guys are all niggers
>>681912075
I'm going to print out your pic and blast it with hot cum and there's nothing you can do about it!
>>681911848
Fake, but does she reminds anyone else of Aerith from FFVII?
>>681912199
What? Pick on a relatively defenseless target and take their shit?
Yeah, sounds like practical meath eat slav thinking. Jesus the only thing worse than a stupid nig nog is eastern Europe trash that still thinks Russia is worth anything more than the value of the organs in the subhuman mongrels that live in that frozen wasteland that got collectively drunk enough to think it was a country.
>>681912275
You deserve all the rape the priests did to your skinny alter boy ass
>>681907918
Repeat that in English please.
>>681911729
Texas ?
>>681912477
Oh, we leave shit yes?
Break you instead.
Much more fun that way.
>>681911856
Gotta wake up and go back to burger King ?
>>681912768
Speak russian, I can read it better than your shitty attempts at english.
>>681912817
BORAT my buddy, how long has it been?
>>681912817
Hey its the real life ace ventura. Except instead of saving animals he abduct children
Fuck man little boys just don't know how to suck a dick these days...
I mean it's not that hard to give some mean head..
My uncle taught me well..
>>681912707
South Carolina
>>681905035
me and my Bestiess xD
Im the one in the middle
r8 us guys
>>681912410
Tell me how I'm fake again...
>>681912564
this is how you get a tres eight slug to your cranium, I got six and i m amin' um. pussy
>>681907303
Ice cubes down syndrome son?
>downloads Facebook pics
>not even timestampped
>but but muh realism
What a fag
>>681912817
Magnum D.P
>>681913054
U are fake
If u are real, u would know the rules
>>681912877
Jak sie masz?
>>681913042
DAMN DUDE JUST STRAIGHT GODDESSES FUCK I WANNA FEEL THE ONE ON THE LEFT INVADE MY ASSHOLE WITH HER TONGUE AS HER MUSTACHE BRUSHES ME
FUCK ID MILK YOU LIKE THE COW YOU ARE AND SIP FROM YOUR SHIT SACK LIKE YOUR BETA LITTLE COUSIN USED TO AFTER YOU BEAT HIM AT COD LIKE THE FAGGOT HE IS
FUCK AND ID LIKE THAT ONE ON THE RIGHT EAT MY DICK OFF HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING BEAUTY SHE HAS A NOSE EVEN JEWS WOULD KILL FOR I WANT THAT IN MY ASS TOO
>>681912845
My English is good, yes?
You, not so much.
I make it simple for you. Now you are one, after will be many pieces. Simple, no?
Why not
r8 plz but be kind im very suicidal and im transbigaygrasskin ugh my feelings anime all day Kawai
tee hee senpai notice me
>>681913939
cute/10
>>681913856
r u a guy or a girl u look good either way tho
>>681914329
>good
*gay
Fucking autocorrect, smh
>>681913674
Hey! u dont need to be rude I jus asked for a rate I bet you dont have the balls to post your own picture Fagggot!!!! _|_
>>681908709
You have 4 mustaches
>>681910504
You're the newest of all faggots
>>681908111
well you do look like a massive bitch and you are in the kitchen
Still in search of shrimp
>>681914786
I will literally enslave you with my dick
>>681914433
I'm a guy. I'm bI so you saying I look gay could not mean any less to me especially since you most likely look like a goddamn cave troll
>>681914329
>>681914433
Damn dude, you got rekt by a faggot >>681914997
>>681905035
I can't be arsed to turn the light on or turn on flash.
>>681912817
Josh Brolin from No Country for Old Men?
>>681914997
the good gay thing wasnt even me im not a dick>>681914231 also this is me
>>681915643
Riiiight, nice backtracking.
>>681915643
Aww apologies friend. Get shit cause I live in a hick town so most times I gotta swerve rednecks insults
>>681914916
Fat faggot is insecure and in every face of /b/ thread. Just because you trimmed your neckbeard you are not alpha, damn autist
>>681916225
You believe that faggot?
Gay people are so naïve.
>>681916460
No friend you misunderstood. I'm bI not gay and I'm not naïve, just forgiving. If it's not him so what if it is he is pussing out so I've proven my place as dominant male
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>681916277
Oh fuck I was just insulted on the Internet by the fucking alpha of all males. How will I ever move on?
>mfw
>>681916741
More like proven yourself as a massive faggot.
What a gayfer.
>>681917153
Looks like you can't move past the pantry and your fridge.
Playing some vidya
>>681917267
Not a pantry
In a garage.
Dumb.
As far as I'm concerned with the fridge though. Yeah I'll probably grab a slice of pizza once I'm finished.
Why does this concern you so much m80?
>>681917489
Wow! Ethan, great moves, keep it up, proud of you
>>681905219
feminine qualities, just become trap and hook a rich fag. You'll do fine
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>681917267
You are bUT flustered because I could take your girl your mom your sis your bro your dad and the cousin you experimented with in a single look bitch
>>681912410
No you fucking weaboo faggot. She looks like j law.
Eh why not
>>681917878
Took you a long time to edit that image.
Nice try though.
>>681917940
Nigga you gay.
>>681918024
Kys
>>681918294
the bait is strong u have anything else to do ?
>>681918698
>bait
Since when did the truth become bait?
When it started to hurt your feelings?
>>681916741
dominamt male id beat ur fucking ass u fucking fairy shit
>>681918912
Goddamn, rekt
>>681906485
Ballsackbeard/10
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