Waifu Claiming Thread
>Claim your waifu or husbando
>post pics of waifu or husbando
>Discuss with others
>Keep erp and rp to a minimum you hear that shinoa
>Keep lewdness under control
And most importantly: stay hydrated
>>681890926
kek my stomach hurts.
>>681891038
The way it mixes with the sauce and cheese is absolutely god like.
>>681891129
Milinda! How's it hanging man?
>>681891560
One last try.
>Best idol claimed
Yuno claimed
Hello all.
I've made it to the safety of yet another weekend, New York hasnt killed me yet.
Kyouko claimed.
Shiragami Youko claimed
Titles include:
>Resident Winner
>Acting President of The Official Anti-Pizza Coalition of America And/Or Everywhere Else
Shizuru get!
>Rattle rattle
>>681891835
kagami claimed!
>>681891725
shame about the allergy, I'm a student with no direction or goal. just in college to not disappoint parents. they want me to be successful and shit
>>681891788
finally dubs
do you ever post from your computer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu0O86y0G6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yolw0S4kMH8
>>681891368
a pencil?
>sachi claim
>>681891835
I have Pepsi
>>681892195
the screen is fucked right now
goddamn I'm tired
>
>>681891633
ok, we had a party for my grandmas birthday. >>681891560
i made my own
>>681891758
snarky pejorative reply
1489 My present for /b/ Enjoy https://mega.nz/#!uZR0XJgD!9dOV5JnJsgsLnC2mVIcAmXMvPdZiVJY_BQZ3BAllo54 Will remove in a few minutes
>>681892002
Understandable.
>>681892002
Well... a dub is in there... so how's your day?
>>681891725
Oh damn. Nevermind dude
>>681891758
I'm sorry I'll check next time
>>681891806
My waifu kills vampires on every mission she goes on while your's having a relationship with regular human. Just saying, honey
>>681892292
YOU /K/ BRO?
SHOW ME YOUR GUNS BRO
>>681892195
Yeah bummed me out at the time. Don't really care now. Being NEET is much nicer than working. Lol. Got any specific classes done, or just random stuff?
>>681892343
Did you had fun?
>>681892327
Hello stranga
Claiming the bastest ban abive
>>681892002
>>681892035
>>681892061
>>681892099
>>681892122
>>681892164
>>681892190
>>681892194
>>681892251
>>681892292
>>681892299
>>681892327
>>681892343
>>681892451
>>681892481
>>681892505
>>681892551
welcome back
(You)'s for all
>>681892295
my rock hard tuba
>>681892315
what time is it in burgerland
>>681892251
>
>>681892442
>I ain't clicking that shit
>>681892481
>Desperately trying to convince yourself your waifu wins nearly as much as mine
>Loser confirmed
>Inferior waifu confirmed
>>681892617
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>>681892617
aaaaaaaaa
>>681892617
Gracias amigo
>>681892668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8DRen60X10
>>681892499
are you neet with parents?
if not then fuck yeah neet is the best life
I'm first year in business. I wasted a year doing nothing because visa problems since I'm arab. I got accepted in a canadian university but they wouldn't let me into the country
I wanted to do psychology (yeah I know) but now I just want to make a living. finished freshman year and first semester of business
>>681892732
>>681892741
>>681892755
pic
QOTT: whats your favorite fast food place and the order?
Whataburger. Number 13 everytime
>>681891835
Most importantly; stay pathetic!
I'm off, good night.
>One day closer
>>681889688
<3 I'm sure she won't mind.
>>681889885
You don't have a gender here. I might be a bot or some shit.
Consequently it's not something that should worry you.
>>681890043
7am? So you're a little to the east.. It was 6am at the time for me.
>inb4 Ukraine
Isn't the Chernobyl anniversary just about now?
>>681892617
pretty much the same thing
>>681892442
>iaintclickingthatshitnigga.jpg
>>681892700
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Good morning everyone~
>>681892908
number 4 from arby's
>i know them whataburger feels
>>681891835
no waifus for me bruh. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>681892617
Have a (You) back
>>681892908
Again, food preference. Dont have one.
>>681892978
That was vaguely harsh, but understandable.
>>681892908
Dairy Queen
Large vanilla soft-serve, no dip.
>>681891835
hi everyone im here
>>681892481
It's all good. It's a fair guess. I think the only time i've been to one was when i went to vegas.
>>681892617
and a (You) for you too.
>>681892893
Psychologists make good money, don't sell it too short. And yeah, at parents. They live by the college i plan to attend, so...
>>681892908
Probably KFC.
>>681892908
fucking kfc
I was almost obese because of that shit I swear to god. at one point I noticed the neckrolls and decided it's time to stop
dropped from 100 kgs to 75. feelsgoodman
>mfw dinner combo
>>681892961
juri will be yours soon
night night
>>681892941
don't worry, I always am. and I never forget
>>681892505
i generally avoid being around most of my family. I talked some bullshit with my uncle and had some good food. my grandma is gangster as fuck and was firing comebacks at me when i came to tease her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EgLB1_FXqg
>>681893069
Oh.
>>681892908
I don't eat fast food
>>681893126
Good morning Noire! How are you?
>>681893175
Heyo Nano!
>>681893175
hi here, how are you doing???
>>681893164
>That was vaguely harsh
Oh, sorry. I'm German.
Milinda claim
>>681892002
Hey Maki! Its going meh I guess...
>>681892505
Uh?
But, I'm no stranger...
>>681892961
Night, Juri.
>Have a good one
>>681892941
I wouldn't forget to, no worries.
>>681892498
Haven't checked /k/ in a long while.
None to be had, just a reservist.
>>681892617
You too.
>>681892861
Haven't heard that in a very long time, still a classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5N9IHqqGcA
>>681892978
The anniversary already was, had to check the exact date.
>>681893302
heyyou hi, hows your day going?
>>681893314
hey hey im good! how are you?
might brb for a little though i think im gonna shower
>>681892099
other Kyouko claimed
>>681893321
It's all good, mate.
I have the written driving exam tomorrow, wish me luck guys.
>>681893179
they make great money. I always wanted to help people with their problems. family therapist or child councilor. unfortunately my future isn't guaranteed anymore so I have to take a degree that works anywhere.
psych, literature and other liberal arts degrees mean dog shit in arab countries outside of teaching in universities
what are you planning to study?
>>681893175
nanoooo
>>681893044
you have done me an insult
this brings me pain
>>681893259
I'm sorry was that too harsh? Cause I have another that says piss off with her laughing. Feels bad when I don't really mean it
>>681892099
I saw this and thought of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVn56EkvfnE
>>681892451
Glad to see we can come to an agreement. I mean peppers aren't bad.
>Especially when there in Fajitas
>>681892481
Maybe one day. I enjoyed it since I got home way earlier than usual, more time to do nothing productive. Yours?
>>681892908
Whatever the quesadilla number is at Taco Bell.
>>681892961
Sleep tight.
>>681893408
>meh
What's up?
>>681893514
im pretty good, don't slip~
>>681893493
>Haven't checked /k/ in a long while.
None to be had, just a reservist.
shame on you. are you not interested in /k/ related shit?
>>681893137
I like this post. This is a good post.
>>681893302
I'm doing fine thanks~
Just had breakfast, you?
>>681892061
Didn't noticed you at first, Nice to see you Tsuyu~
>>681892908
Mcdonalds, number 7 (or whatever mcnuggets are)
>>681893126
Hello
>>681893232
Dayum son thats some family you got there
>>681893421
Then I am unfamiliar with you
>>681893514
Pretty good, yours?
>>681893682
Damn I've never seen that before!
That's pretty great actually, thanks for sharing, even if seeing that Kyouko scene brought back feels.
>>681893421
>>681893682
Taco Bell? You actually like that crap?
>>681893179
Oh man last time I went to Vagas was mare than a decade ago
>>681893682
Busy with surgical technician application. Had to get physical, get background checked and so on
>>681893919
Goddammit oranges
45 mons of work to go. Wewlad
>>681893608
I'm thinking Comp Sci, but i'm not 100% sure.
And that's fair. I could see Psyc not being super useful.
>>681893661
What, nah, it's all good.
>Winner confirmed for putting up a fight
>You may not be THE winner, but still A winner nonetheless
Also, how's your night/morning/whatever the fuck been?
>>681893682
Shit bro have you ever just gone to the store and bought peppers? My friends and I would head to the local market, and sit down outside immediately after the purchase and eat them together. Good times.
>>681893872
Doing fine, I'm probably gonna sleep soonish tho.
>>681893493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQcgcmZvv28
Izumi Sena new husbando.
God tier homo material/10
>>681893682
Im just feeling really down... Its been happening a lot lately... I think my depression is coming back... Thought I got rid of it years ago.
>>681893975
That's probably close to how long since i was there. Something like... 12 years? Point is, been a while. Was too young to really enjoy vegas at the time. Oh well.
>>681893872
Hello there lewdy noire.
>>681894046
>it pays to be a winner
Navy SEALs quote. Love it
>>681894280
Same. I think I was 6-8 years at the time. I saw really pretty ceiling light show and that's all I remember
>>681894427
pssssh delta force is better
moogi are you still here faggot
>>681894044
seems like a solid choice, did you start anything or left school and straight to work?
>>681894427
Ah, I forgot that was the Navy SEALs motto!
>tfw when your brother-in-law was in the Navy
I should know this shit by now.
>>681893893
Heyo~
>>681894086
I hope you'll sleep well then~
>>681894349
>Already off with bikinis?
Like if you weren't lewd too Heh~
Anyway, how's going?
Miho clamed
I just fell asleep at my computer.
>>681893764
I am, but I don't care enough about things nowadays to follow anything.
Just living a slow life if something.
>>681894197
I think my favourite song from Cash is A Boy Named Sue.
If you haven't seen Walk The Line (2005) you should see it, basically Cash's life story as a movie.
Have something newer from Germany though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE9dxWvTfc0
Off to see Captain Murica
Laters
>see you around, Ruri
>
>>681893553
Good luck! Practical or theory?
Shouldn't be too hard either way.
Don't get too nervous.
>>681893493
I see. Wonder when the NSC shelter will be finished..
>>681894769
stay strong miho
play some shitstone
what time is it for you?
>>681894689
How are things?
>>681894280
Forgot pic :|
>>681894427
I was around 11 to 13. Can't recall. My parents ditched me in an arcade and i spent literal days there. Was great, really. Lol.
>>681894669
Actually had most of 2 years worth of general college classes by the time i was out of high school. Pretty sure they're still there.
>>681893608
:^)
>got click until none are left captcha
fml
>got it first time
maybe life isn't so bad
>>681894689
Bikini time it is, then.
>>681894852
>Practical or Theory?
Not sure, that's a UK thing, yeah?
>>681894645
Ever heard of the Air Force's airman? Crazy fuckers
>>681894685
I'm trying to get into navy. Wanna be a Corpsman
>>681894949
Wat. How much money did you have?
>>681895017
>>681894689
>>681894349
Bikini?
>>681894349
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>>681895144
You shouldn't ask for something you can't handle.
>>681893895
No problem man.
>Feels
Sorry m80.
>>681893963
For a quick bite to eat when out yes.
>>681893975
So a pretty busy day overall?
>>681894046
No I can't say I have. I'll have to go and try that.
>No friends to do it with though.
>>681894279
Shoot man, sorry to hear you're feeling this way. It may not seem like much, but if you need someone to talk or vent to you know I'm here bro.
>>681894956
we need to lynch whoever made that fucking garbage I swear to god...
pic related my experiences with fucking captcha
>>681894949
well that's dank, applying for anywhere yet?
>>681894876
1am
>>681895144
oh yeah...there's a lot of special forces groups that make seals look like babbys, i met a retired pj he was a great person!
>bikini?
Night.
>>681894852
I wasn't actually aware of such building being built.
Oh well, time to get some sleep.
>>681895017
Written = theory
Driving = practical
>>681895293
>dank captchas
>>681894818
>"the uploader has not made this video available in your country"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxBAMr6im5o
>>681895144
>>681895333
>Dubs and trips checked
Bikini!
>>681895144
I have no idea. Was on a card. Just swipe it, and go.
>>681895293
Not yet. Have to wait for the relevant tests to go around, but i'm probably just going to stick to the one by me for simplicity's sake.
>>681895240
Pic
>>681895281
Yup. Do you know when the new season of love live comes out?
>>681895333
Trips confirms it
>>681895518
Kek
>>681894939
Everything is okay thanks, allergies are killing me but everything it's okay~
>>681895017
>100% Approved
>>681895240
No way kek
>>681895144
Yup~
>>681895476
singles checked!!!
>is she running on a treadmill???
>>681895326
shit nigga why are you awake
just turn in already
>>681895144
>>681895476
bikini I guess
don't get any lood thoughts though.
here
>>681895580
Sour bout that allergies
Good to hear on all else
>>681895594
Jogging in place
>>681895611
>dubs confirm
>>681895611
karen has a cute belly, i like it!
>kagami
>>681895144
>tfw when your father was a Marine and his father before him
>tfw when your sister's ex-husband was in the Air Force
>tfw when your sister's current husband was in the Navy
>tfw when you're surrounded by militarymen
>tfw when you don't like the idea of war
>tfw when as a child you wanted to be a military guy too, but had severe asthma.
Also: bikini.
>>681895385
Theory. Scared I didn't study hard enough, even though I've been cramming this past week.
>>681895281
I hope you make a whole bunch of friends one day, anon! Unless being alone is your thing, in which case you do you!
>I love being alone more than anything
>>681895611
Your right. Im going to bed night anons.
>>681895580
Yes way.
>>681895799
night night miho
>>681895780
one more then
>>681895778
>one off trips
>>681895518
yeah probably a good idea. My parents lived in saudi arabia but all univerisities there are shit-tier
so moved to lebanon where my grandparents live. family always helps with college really well.
>>681894840
>>681893919
Have a great time at the cinema, please.
>hugs
>>681893893
Oh, well.
That is a bit unfortunate, but no worries.
>>681895792
Damn sorry to hear abkut asthma but awesome to hear the you're sorta born into the millitary
>>681895799
Night miho!
A present from Tomoko because everyone should see this.
>>681895792
It should literally be 90% common sense anyway. Youll be fine.
>>681895778
Don't worry about it, it's fine ^^
>>681895799
Goodnight and sleep well~
>>681895144
Oh.
>bikini
>>681891835
Claiming Holo and going back to sleep with her.Good night anon.
>>681896147
Fugg
>>681896185
Any plans for today?
>>681896265
Any plans for today?
>>681895570
>New season
Don't tease me like that.
Love Live! Sunshine!! is coming sometime this July.
>>681895792
Thanks for that sentiment but I'm fine with just having a select few.
>>681896147
awww no belly button, oh well stiil looks cute lol
>>681896328
I always thought she was called horo
gooks huh
>>681896328
>>681895792
Ah, I see, sorry for being so slow with my replies.
>>681895385
Cleared it right up. I guess I just translated the way we call it in Germany without thinking about it.
I hope you have one of those test simulation programs. Makes it super easy.
>>681895379
Good night, rad-kun.
>>681896386
I'm sorry I didn't know
>>681895799
Goodnight Miho!
I'm gonna head to sleep too actually, have a good day/night everyone!
>>681893711
i am back and i have not slipped in the shower~
>>681894349
froggo <3
>>681893895
my days been good!
>>681896238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCfWHqrYUqo
>>681896397
>>681896375
waifupack 5000
>>681895293
yeah that needs to happen, we need to make captcha great again
>>681896240
2/10 there was a attempt
>>681896557
Good night kyouko!
>>681896612
Pretty cute
>>681896464
Some call her Holo some call her Horo.Original translations use Horo which should be read as Holo,but some people use Holo anyway.
>>681896564
whew!!! that's good, how are you nano???
>>681896612
karen is such a cutie.....
>>681894689
>>681895017
>>681895240
>>681895333
>>681895476
>>681895580
>>681895611
Who wants pan fried food for this party? I'm making it!
>>681896147
Didn't you say you moved to canada?
>>681896614
>tfw im never included in any waifu pictures
>>681896614
Why wont they learn?
>>681896600
!!!
>>681896849
Gimme some of dat
>>681895792
Both my parents were in the Air Force, my grandfathers are both war veterans, I am a conscientious objector and a pacifist.
>>681895281
Thanks bro. That means more to me than you know
>>681896315
for you rory
>>681895799
>>681896557
Sleep well.
>>681896520
It's all good. The memory of μ's will carry on.
>>681896869
they didn't let me in, hence my problems lol
I wasted a year waiting for a visa they didn't give me
>>681896614
>akiko is incest yamada
>karen isn't in there
I expected everything
>>681896849
I want a box
>>681896848
cutie patooti
>>681896614
>not in
welp time to kill myself
>>681896903
im pretty sure whoever posts these dont realise theyre in the wrong thread
those arent /b/ waifu
>>681896849
i was just gonna drink some seawater....but ill take a hamburger!!
>>681896614
i can't even read what kagami's is, lucky....ruuko?
>>681896848
im pretty good! feeling ok today
still a little under the weather though, i've had a irritated throat almost every night for like a week
>>681897073
I approve
>>681897151
It's better not to be featured in one of those or in any of the lists that are made.
>>681896614
>Not in
It's okay, I've only been here three days, I'm used to this kind of thing...
I'll get in someday! Right? Right...? Right...
>>681897108
Ahhhh i see i see. i figured you meant that it had been resolved.
>Shizuru