Naww

>>681872812
Well in that case, you are a ripe 3 course meal

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>>681872657
I'll bite.

http://www.downvids.net/girl-swallows-mouse-759403.html

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Hey

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>>681873186
She reminds me of a box that I used to fuck.
She never actually showed me her pussy but damn did she let me feel it.
It was a little further up her ass crack then I expected tho. (virginfags won't understand what that means)
She had to wear a wig some days because of the cancer and sounded kind of like Kat Von D. (a bit deeper voice though, just a tad)
But when she came she squealed like babs bro http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k

PS betafags, period blood is brown because it's not actually blood. It's a female fluid.

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With my tiny b8 fish.

>>681873259
Cool story bro

And the stuff in period blood that makes it brownish is chunks of the uterus lining

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How is /b/ doing tonight?

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OK, let's contribute

>>681873858
Did you just come out of an emo phase?

>>681872657
Jayden??

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ok sure, last one just died

>>681873186
Glasses cutie/10

>>681874177
androgynous/10

>>681874055
Nope but other haircuts sucks on me, so ...

>>681873186
You would look great in my kitchen, just in front of the stove.

>>681874366
Eh you can pull it off.

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>>681872795
Yeee

>>681873634
Didn't know Wales could post pictures of themselves

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>>681874551
>wales

>>681874177
Are you a woman or a man

>>681874518
not bad/10

>>681874551
Do I look like a British Whale to you?

I seriously doubt any of these here are real. If somebody posts a timestamp I'll kill myself

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rate please?

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>>681874654
I'm a guy, I get that almost every thread though

>>681874654
Its a man

>>681874752
Yes

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R8 me dont say shit you wouldnt to my face

>>681874774
You look like you give good blow jobs.

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faggots

>>681874800
Fuck I already fapped to your picture

>>681874999
haha, congrats, you're gay

>>681874978
Holy shit you look retarded

>>681875043
Make me a sandwich

>>681875043
You're fat aren't you?

>>681872657
nice shirt op fag

>>681875084
I knew it was contagious

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Hey

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>>681875148
No. But even if I was, I'd be out of your league

>>681875114
No shit dumbass, Imspending my friday night on /b/.

>>681875214
I'm bi, that's all on you

>>681875148
No! Im under 125 pounds

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Wassup B
Follow my Instagram @duhitzmark

>>681875349
Do you flip a coin each day to decide which sex you wanna fuck

>>681875344
Doesnt fucking matter if its Friday. You just cant fix or improve that face

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>>681875334
Hi Kevin

>>681875432
B8. Kys.

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am i a passable trap?

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>>681872657
How do I look /b/ros?

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beta af

>>681875432
You're breaking the rules idiot, please tell me there's a mod online.

>>681875492
nah, I just flip a coin whenever I meet someone new, keeps it consistent for next time

>>681875571
oh fuck you

>>681875341
Yeah, I guess Australia is in a league of its own.

>>681875043
5.5/10

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>>681875373
I'm actually only 105. So true. But still making me sound fat

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>>681875341
Lol k.

>>681875723
not white/10

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Hi /b/

>>681875682
Underrated comment of the year. I keked so hard the downstairs neighbor banged on his roof to shut me up

>>681875832
>implying Latina isn't better than white

>>681875723
Lowkey fat. The importance of angles

>>681875723
Look like a girl I'm talking to

cute hipbones and emo boys pls

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>>681875825
Again. You can't just be skinny to be attractive as a map. Fat girls are hotter than skinny guys. If you want a cute girl how about you work on defining your bar of soap excuse for a torso

>>681875723
Bernice

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>>681875571

>>681874654
Do you always feel outnumbered? Do you not dare make a stand?

>>681872988
Hahahahahahaha

>>681872657
8/10 would bang

No homo

>>681873858
>>681874518
>>681872657
>>681874177
>>681874749
>>681875043
>>681875723
>>681875561
>>681875606
this is what /b/ has become.....
I dont want to live on this board anymore.
Kill yourselves, all of you.

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>>681876006
Tell that to my thigh gap

>>681875973
Latina isn't better than white, yes.

You all look like faggots
/thread

>>681875723
alright gtfo already

>>681872657
That's not you. That pictures been posted long ass time ago. Post a new pic to prove you're really that fag

>>681874637
Exactly, I didnt know Welsh piglets could use computers either.

>>681876135
This was a month ago and I've been bulking since before this and I weight 178 now so I'd like to see you do better

>>681875664
For a queer faggot you have a great sense of humor.

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newfag report ing in

rate me

>>681876361
Only if you're that skinny bitch and you time stamp "hi /b/ I literally can't stop gargling cock"

>>681876135
Actually I disagree, I can't say guys are hotter than women cause I am not a faggot, but cmon how can you say being disabled fat whore is better than being skinny healthy one? Too skinny = shit

It's all about how you keep yaself

>>681876220
Lol your my new best friend anon

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>>681876393

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>>681876330
Why do bitches think they are special on 4chan? We have the "tits or gtfo" for a reason.

>>681876473
can I have some of your idk what the fuck that is I hope it's icecream.

>>681873634
let's see them titties!

>>681876413
haha, now it just sounds like you're trying to hit on me

>>681876473
You look like you'd combust if you stepped into the sun.

>>681876553
Because 4chan is filled with lonely virgins that we like to fuck with

>>681876330
Why dont you have friends though

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>>681876411
Bull fucking shit. If that were the case, you wouldn't have ever posted that pic in the first place.

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>>681876578
its choklate pie

have a old pic ure of me

>>681876499
As a girl. You have to be REALLY fat before you stop being considered curvy. If you're a skinny guy. You're just one of millions of other equally skinny losers. Also. Your body literally retains less fat. It's harder for men to get fat. Otherwise all your fags wouldn't be so skin and bones. Well... That and the crippling depression :3

>>681876323

>>681873858 here. Don't worry, I'll an hero soon. You'll see the thread in two months or so

>>681876614

Nah can't have aryan babies with you.

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r8 me

>>681876718
This.

>>681876657
This

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>>681876611
Meh, that would involve getting up to find my camera.

>>681872657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9S7KLfCrs

>>681876741
beautiful anon, please share your pie with me.
8/10

>>681876220
Fucking kek none of these babbyfags will get the reference tho

>>681876323
What not enough fat neckbeards for you?

>>681876718
>only picture I have on my phone
>takes too much time and energy to get a pump
I can post my thighs if you want since they look pretty good without a pump

>>681876882
0/10 but not you. Unless you have no fucking shame or a conscience

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>>681876923

heres wjhen i complemented suicde

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kik: alampara

>>681876792
True. I did have blond hair for the first few years of my life, no more though

>>681876882
do it, come on, put one of them tig ol bitties in your mouth and suck!

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Basic as fuck am I right...

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You like daddy?

>>681876976
Tl;dr. You're a skinny fat loser

>>681876330
>thigh gap
>standing with feet apart

>>681876330
>Attention whoring on /b/
>Being a girl attention whoring on /b/
>Having this much self-esteem
Get off 4chan and read a book or do something good for you my god.

>>681876220
how often can you hear them talk?

>>681876718
>>681876976
And BTW why don't you post a picture if yourself? Are you too self consience since you are even skinnier?

>>681877139
Biggest fag alive.. Leafy is cancer

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>>681872657

>>681877064
Aryan has nothing to do with hair color, it's about ancestry. I wish people would stop saying that

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>>681876976
If you have to pump to look good, you have nothing to brag about.

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i think we should have a nother holocast so we can not have tjhat communist jew president bernie

seig heail you nigger

>>681877139
No, he's a faggot who acts like a new fag on youtube.

>>681872657
looks like a highschool aged Matt Mercer - Critical Roll

>>681877169
Fucking this. The only acceptable thigh gap is the small heart shaped space formed right below the pussy when the legs are together.

>>681877274
are you russian?

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Every damn day

>>681877189
Implying life isn't just easier for girls. I'm bored. What am I supposed to do. I live in a very reserved college town, and the girls in my dorm are boring as fuck.

Anyone near UC Stanislau?

>>681877035
ooh don't an hero with that it'll take a long time.

>>681877351
You are a master baiter my friend

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~

>>681877166
>skinny-fat
>work out everyday
>can bench more than my own body weight
>can squat over 1.5x my body weight
Lol umad brah?

>>681877274
Pretty fucking cute actually. moar?

>>681877485
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/fit/

>>681877478
>sjw hair

Would be a lot cuter otherwise. But that's not you either way.

>>681877478
this isn't you

>>681877347
Lmfao you always have to have some pump to look good. Pump after a good workout lasts for about 3 days and I haven't worked upper body since Monday so you obviously have no experience in weight training.

Another cringe thread i see

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fuck it

>>681877801
8.5/10

>>681877801
Not bad

>>681877801
Timestamp faggot

>>681877801
Would date/10

>>681877801
not you, sexy bitch

>>681877735
Tl;dr you've never looked good. Cause seriously. If you're in shape. It doesn't just go away when you sleep. I want to rant at you and try to convince you that you're a stick and your head is up your ass. But it's 4chan. So that's a
Moot
Point *rimshot*
But Srs, if you have to brag about "lifting in multiples of my own weight" it's because you're a pathetic skinny shit

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My bolivian shit face drinking cheap rum and chewing coca

>>681877801
Wouldnutonface/10

>>681877801
Why aren't you in a kitchen barefoot and preggo

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>>681877735
You keep telling yourself that. My jimmies remain unrustled. You might have better luck fucking with people over at >>/fit/

>>681877390
>What am I supposed to do
Engage with the world or do something of beauty or substance. Asking /b/ for a shag is about the most depressing thing I've seen in weeks.

>>681872657
You look like my dad did in the 70s

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this thread sucks

>>681877485
you can be skinny fat and strong dumb ass

>>681878003
I never said it goes away when you sleep. I said your pump goes away when you don't work a muscle often enough. And as I said before, let's see your body and see if you really are just a self conscience faggot

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>>681874361
Thanks
>>681874404
I'll burn all your food fag

>>681877801
would fuck/10

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The black guy is finally here.

nigger fart, am I right?

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Just a guy

>>681878245
Skinny fat is skinny and no muscle. Strong=muscle
Lol k.

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And sniffing cocaine

>>681877907
nigger fart, am I right?

>>681878296
>inb4 nigger

>>681878296
Black/10

>>681873186
dem eyebrows doe

>>681878241
nigger fart, am I right?

>>681876135
thats bullshit, skinny guys > fat girls

>>681878356

>>N...Nobody cares I'm doing drugs.

>>I'LL SHOW THEM

>>681878166
Of course I'll tell myself that because its true. If you want to see for yourself lose some weight then go to the gym and see

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>>681878383

>>681878276
A woman who can't cook is as useful as a car without wheels

>>681878412
nope, im just a retard who cant take a good pic

>>681876657
>fuck with
you mean attention whore right?

>>681878356
Columbian/10

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>>681878505
I love you /b/
Don't ever change

>>681878486
No one cares about me, thats why i do fucking drugs dude, life is hard

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From a couple months ago.

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>>681876657

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>>681872657
>>681872657
high af rn

>>681876657
hey! we're not all virgins

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FATBROS WW@...???

>>681878624
Im bolivian

>>681876657
somebody's got daddy issues

>>681872657
Fuck you, Nigel. Get a job.

>>681878352
just cause someone has muscle doesn't mean its visible, its possible for someone to be skinny fat and be strong, not likely but possible, so that fact that you can lift stuff doesn't necessarily mean you aren't skinny fat, dumbass

>>681878673
nigger fart, am I right?

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>>681878700

>>681876657
>"What do you do in your spare time, femanon?"
>"I post pics and have long conversations with virgins on 4chan."

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>>681878866

>>681876553
some really desperate guys on here with like 0 standards

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>>681878750

Could I interest you in a wafer thin mint?

>>681878750
nigger fart, am I right?

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Reddit is seriously way better

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>>681878403
They're shit. I kno
>>681878553
Indeed. I'll just grow a penis

>>681879164
Then why u here?

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>>681879164

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>>681878296
another man of the master race reporting. how many white boys you cucked so far. ive fucked 50 white girls so far.

>>681879134
nigger fart, am I right?

>>681878928
So first I was called a twig, then skinny-fat. At this point these names are just buzzwords used by people who seem pretty jealous.

>>681873186
Dateable/10

>>681879164
Papa Franku? Is that you?

>>681879359
kek

>>681877709
7/10

>>681879164
I agree

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>>681872657
Acrylic paints, Ramones shirt, and marble shooting ninja turtle.

Chill as fuck/10

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>>681879269

>>681879365
Good to know

>>681879158
wat

>>681879241
Yep, but then you would actually have to be a man, work long hours, hear bitching from your wife, and go to war and shit

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>>681879269
>>681879275
>>681879374
>>681879447

>$s0q ʎǝ

>>681879549
Well as they say. The times are a changing

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>>681879400
Checked
nigger fart, am I right?

>>681873186
would fuck till you cried
then i would leave

>>681879241
i like those eyebrows, actually

>>681879514
nigger fart, am I right?

>>681879756
The decline of a great society is gonna suck. Especially for the women

>>681875723
definitely an attention whore
if i need a hallway to fuck ill call you

>>681879786
Lovely
>>681879829
Oh thanks :)
>>681879924
Indeed

>>681877139
dis nigga looks like beans from even Stevens

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>>681879291

>>681880099
Fucking Beans, loved that little nigga.

>>681880099
tridubs kekd

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old picture of me

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>>681879738
Papa Franku!

>>681879241
that timestamp

>>681879241
c'mon baby, show us that ass!

>>681880245
Ape hair bro

>>681879829
nigger fart, am I right?

>>681880308
What?
>>681880318
Nah

>>681877035
edgelord 5000 gonna make me die

>>681878929
Yes.

>>681880308
nigger fart, am I right?

>>681878276
shave your arms, you fucking sasquatch

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>>681872657
Hi again, Smiling Faggot Dog.

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>>681880411

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>>681880538

>>681880536
Arm hair is cute

>>681880403
what if you show it to us clothed, c'mon give us something? you know you want our approval

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>>681880245
nigger fart, am I right?

>>681880795
Nahh

>>681880403
Take another one with the right timestamp at the bottom

>>681880861
Rolling for tits