Daily reminder:
If your eyes are not blue you are not white
If your hair is not blond or red you are not white
thank you for the useless opinion, neo-nazi
i have brown eyes and black hair
>>681858302
You're not welcome sub human
>>681858373
Then you're not white my non white friend
>>681858124
I am quite sure that I am white. I think I would know if I wasn't white. If I dye my hair will more people think that I am white? Why the captcha breaking my balls?
>>681858995
If a nigger painted his face white does that make him white? I'm sorry for your loss
>>681858124
the fuck am I if I'm not white then? Slightly off-white? Beige?
Being white is not all it's cracked up to be.
Redhair blue eyes masterrace
I have blue/green eyes and dark brown hair
>>681858124
I'm perfectly fine with being an olive.
>>681858124
My beard is red, does that count?
>>681859665
this
wtf genetics?
Steel Blue eyes, red hair, 6'5", and in top tax bracket. Master race.
>>681859719
It's like a game of Risk, where my scandinavian side won the eyes and beard, but south europe won all the other hair
>>681859665
If your pubes match, it counts.
>>681858124
blonde hair and green eyes
my eyes were baby blue when i was a kid
what do you think of that?
>>681859378
>ginger
Kill yourself.
>>681859378
That's okay friend
>>681858124
White people can have brown and green eyes, fucktard.
And they can have black and brown hair.
>>681858124
Daily reminder:
If you are white you have a small dick
>celtics are not white
>germanics are not white
>franks are not white
>slavics are not white
>basques are not white
are you a fucking idiot OP? by your faggot definition basically only a minority part of Scandinavia are white
>>681860079
i don't need to be reminded of that
Green eye master race reporting in. I'm more of a light pink colour pic related.
>>681860078
I don't think you understand blackie, they're pale niggers.
True whites do not have brown hair/eyes
>>681858124
Go fuck yourself
>>681859772
>>681860185
Good, you understand!
>>681858124
Hitler had black hair and brown eyes.
Like the jewish bloodline that bred his family.
>>681860314
lol brownlets getting mad
>>681860271
I don't remember niggers having green eyes.
>>681858124
That logic is /pol/ level retarded
>>681860212
Green eyes are only beaten by blue, but superior to brownies
>>681858124
Daily Reminder, If you are OP you are a fag.
>>681860334
hitler is a soft ass meme.
>>681860281
Hello blackie
>>681858124
Ginger with green eyes here. Aryan master race looks like a bunch of niggers next to my whiteness
>>681858124
Redheads are their own race, don't lump them in with me.
>>681860271
Although Hitler's eyes were blue his hair was brown, do you consider him "white"?
does anyone else think that gingers fucking stink? I knew a few gingers when I was at school and they all had this weird fucking odor about them
>>681859989
I have green eyes, dark brown hair, a slight summer tan and ginger beard/pubes.
>mfw
>>681858124
hard to admint but op is not wrong tho
>>681860600
It's the sun lotion homie
>>681860334
>Hitler
Kek
Emotional wanna be aryan
>>681860649
>Brown hair
>tan
lol basically a nigger
>>681858124
Also a daily reminder blue eyed people are outnumbered 10:1
Redheads have no souls
And finally blue eyes are a genetic mutation, not an evolutionary marvel
>>681860686
The last time anyone was as wrong as OP was when women were given the right to vote.
>>681860538
Absolutely not, bad case of wanna be Aryan syndrome
>>681859772
Literally the least desirable physical attributes anyone can ask for. I'm so sorry anon.
>>681860804
>mutations are not the foundation for all evolution
>believing in souls
>2/10 m8
>>681860699
No, it wasnt a sun lotion smell, it was something else. Anyone claiming gingers count as white need to kill themselves immediately. Freckles are so fucking disgusting to look at, especially when they go all the way down to the shoulders
god i hate gingers
>>681860890
lol nigger.
>>681858124
You know what would make you even whiter and less of a yellowish pink color? Get rid of all that blood!
>Ginger
>White
Pick one newfriend
>>681860424
2% of the world has green eyes and like 15% has blue
>>681860976
Did the ginger girl in primary school not want to fuck you?
>>681860800
I am so triggered right now i can't even
>>681861074
Lel salty brownlet detected
>>681860976
>lost your bitch to a ginger
>>681860951
Blue eyes means you all had a common single ancestor. If your "race" was so superior, you wouldn't have niggers impregnating your women.
>>681859772
Yeah, you sound like an unlovable dick.
>>681860330
no, nordics are just one form of white. Saying only nordics are white is like saying only sub-saharan africans are niggers. there are plenty of breeds of nigger
>>681861248
>injecting cuckoldry into everything
found the non white
>>681859193
Change the filename to "Bucky Killed Iron Man's Parents" or "Cap Beats Iron man"
My hair looks brown but I develop natural sun highlights in the summer and the tint of my highlights is reddish also my beard is also orange-red-brown
I have blue eyes and pale skin
Am I white?
>>681861326
>Slavs
>white
>>681860401
Daily reminder: If your packaging is not a frog wearing a yellow shirt with his name on it, you are not made of chocolate.
>>681861513
No you're a fag
brown 55%, blue 8%, hazel 8% and green 2%. The rest are silver (rare) and amber (quite rare) and albinoid violet (extremely rare)
>>681861513
As an expert in genetics and whiteness I'm gonna need a pic my possibly white friend
>>681860950
I know, Its just miserable waking up knowing I can't go anywhere without women instinctively gazing at me. Do you have any idea how terrible it is having everyone be automatically receptive to you just because you tower over them? It's a bleeding nightmare and I contemplate committing Sudoku every evening after I wipe my dick on a girl's curtains.
I was born blonde with blue eyes, but became a brunette after age 6. Tf am I then??
>>681858124
My hair was blond but I dyed it, and blue eyes are a genetic mutation.
Male from Scandinavia here.My opinion is that white people are white. Nothing to do with hair or eyecolor. But People from Scandinavia have blue or green eyes and blond hair. I have blond hair, blue eyes and a big dick.
>>681861530
they are white, just not european white. Russia has a similar legacy to europe in terms of culture and technological achievment, they certainly are not the retarded squatting untermenschen that people think they are. they were the first men in space afterall.
>>681858124
Blond haired blue eyed 1.9 m and 69 kg Danish ethnicity that I've looked into and goes back incredibly far as only Danes. My siblings are also blond blue and so is my mom and father is red haired and blue eyed
>>681861555
Freddo frog trips speaks the truth. Prefer caramello frog tho.
>>681861744
A mistake.
>>681860185
>>681861326
>thatsthejoke.jpg
>>681861744
probably celtic. Do you have irish, scottish or welsh ancestors?
>>681861977
I'm mostly german and irish
>>681861875
>>681860271
You're just stupid. Go learn biology, in fact everybody's eyes are blue, but some people have a protecting segment (brown is the best btw), which can actually be deleted by surgery. As for hair color, once again go read some books, not to say that there are ginger Jews.
>>681862146
Dark hair and light eyes are a celtic trait, I am half welsh and I was also born with blonde hair that turned medium brown after a few years
>>681861793
Anyone can shoot a monkey into space
>>681858124
>red hair
implying that the scots could have a place in our master race
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>681862239
Judaism isn't a race, merely a scrubby religion designed by slaves in order to unify and escape their rightful owners. Surely someone as well read as yourself is aware of this?
>>681862420
can anyone invent satellites? because slavs invented satellites. Sputnik is the precursor to all the communications and entertainment technology we have now. It's simply unfair to not let slavs into the white man club simply because a few of them are alcoholics with poor dress sense. By that rationale, the scots are fucked as well
>>681862146
You seem to have forgotten how this place works.
>>681861669
Here. Sorry, lighting is bad. It's storming right now where I live.
>>681862651
Then please do inform me of what I'm missing here
>>681862239
Oh rly? So there never were Jews? Or you really think that the ones, who would never mix their race (yes, the Jews) with any other are the whites in some way?
What if I have blue eyes and black hair?
>>681860212
Greetings Caucasoid brethren
>>681862734
Fucking tits with a timestamp, you disgusting catfish wannabe. You're probably just some fat dude who hasn't showered in two weeks.
>inb4 reverse image search
>inb4 going through a bunch of generic basic bitch pics to confirm if this is OC
>>681862627
>He genuinely believes Slavs are white
what if I have three different colours in each eye?
>>681861801
>1.9 m
>69 kg
Dude, are you alright?
>>681863388
Depends on the colors?
>>681860334
lol
>>681863487
Imagine how conflicted he must have felt knowing he'd never be part of the master race he loved so much
>>681862239
>protecting segment
>deleted by surgery
wtfamireading dot jeypag
That feel when my eyes are a glorious shade, and get compliments alot.
>>681863820
Arnt you the guy fucked on speed?
what about dirty blonde hair with green eyes?
>>681863704
I'm aware of cases where eye colour is changed by physical trauma. There actually isn't any blue or green pigments at all. It's caused by Tyndall scattering. http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/j150239a007
>>681863277
Ahh yes... I've forgetted that no female anon can be trusted.
Unless they're ugly.
ginger mater race.
>>681862682
Yeah you're white
>>681858124
Ok so i don't have recessive mutant genes. So what?
>>681864145
waiting for someone to comment on my autistic typo
>>681858124
She's not white then?
>>681858124
I have blue eyes ajd light brown reddish hair i guess auburn? My on has blonde hair and blue eyes. Am i white??
>>681863388
blue, brown and other brown
am I white or half baked?
>>681864030
I am anon. Feels good.
>>681864145
>forgotted
You're forgiven. Give us your snapchat
Daily reminder:
Racists have been proven to be significantly less intelligent.
Source:
http://m.pss.sagepub.com/content/early/2012/01/04/0956797611421206.abstract
>>681858124
Red hair, green eyes. Do I count?
>>681864313
Big sigh of relief. Thought I might have to off myself.
>>681864460
lol meant to reply to >>681863474
>>681858124
I was born blonde but now my hair has naturally turned darker, I am still white with blue eyes though
>>681864418
Wouldcuminside/10
>>681864328
Do you understand how difficult it is to fap and type simultaneously? I can't do everything at once. I'm working as hard as I can here, you jerk.
>>681858124
What about green eyes?
>>681864418
She is, Ops just an insecure faggot.
Green eyes here
So... Am I good to go?
>>681860185
>slavics are not white
goddamnit I've been saying that to everyone who calls me white, nobody understands. Fucking white people
>>681864227
No, she's not
>>681864145
>forgetted
>no femanon can be trusted
I am not surprised about your typo, are you surprised about my assumption?
>>681864629
Green eyes are the 2nd most desirable, just under blue. So up there my friend
>>681860507
underated post
>>681864629
Look into a light? Need better pic
>>681858124
That's objectively incorrect.
im blue eyes, my hair used to be blonde, but now it's light brown, slavic, family similar to me
am I white?
>>681858124
What about green eyes?
What about gray eyes?
What about being platina blonde as a child but having dark brown hair now?
>>681864479
>>681863820
Bored /b/ Roast me.
>inb4 tidy the beard ,I did today faggots.
>>681865220
>Slavic
No.
>>681865151
The important thing is that they're not brown
>>681865230
Tow-head kids are generally white.
Dirty blonde hair and hazel eyes
>>681864502
If light/pale skin then yes
>>681865063
that anon wasn't me.
Pic related is my eye
>>681858124
Green eyes and light brown hair, now tell me I am not the masterrace u cunt
>>681865553
Ah thought it was, like I said the important thing is that they're not brown. So you're all good my fellow white man
>>681865338
>cries away
>>681858124
Blue eyes are a known mutation. I am like 73% Irish, 20% Swedish, and %7 Russian and I am brown hair, brown eyes. ;)
>pale skin
>have dark bown eyes and hair
>blonde facial hair
> under arm
Hair is red
Lol what the fuck am i?
>>681865741
high five fellow non criminal
>>681858124
what if i have blue af eyes but brown hair?
>>681866065
Are you chris from prank invasion?
>>681858124
ITT: People don't get the fucking meme
>>681866178
african / 10
>>681866182
yes
>>681866178
>Implying attractiveness means white
Would fugg but absolutely not white, fuck off
>>681866378
Are you literal autism?
>>681866203
You mean Hitler?
>>681866536
>are you literal autism
>>681858124
I mean youre right>>681858124
This is some /pol/ stuff
But youre right tho
green eyes master race who else agrees?
not white / 10
>>681865335
post in an anonymous thread asking to be roasted... no one replies... I have reached a new social low, fuck my life.
>>681858124
If you have blue eyes and blond hair, you are a mutant and should join the x-men
>>681866598
Everyone who actually thinks that what OP said is true and not an overused /pol/ meme is just a wannabe Hitler with some extra edginess on top.
That's a good way to put it, yeah.
>>681866601
>Avoiding the question
>>681866701
You mean mix between blue and brown?
>>681866952
Nice contacts
>>681866536
Fuck off brownlet
>>681867056
>Coulrs r herd
>>681867056
im black btw im just that awesome. so to answer your question, fuck no.
>>681862682
Potato/10
>>681867056
>>681867212
no disrespect though kind sir :)
>>681866952
>She wants to be white so bad she actually wears contacts
>>681858124
brown hair, brown eyes. son with red hair blue eyes.
>>681867023
>>681867150
>still avoiding the question
>>681867212
It's just facts. Green eyes has melanin in them and blue/gray does not.
>>681867212
Eh, chinks are honorary whites
>>681866967
Not a bad, no insults immediately came to mind and we moved on don't an hero
>>681867389
Lol not yours
I have brown hair + brown eyes because my mom has some Portuguese in her but my dad is Irish so I'm pretty pale
>>681865843
>73% European nigger
>20% full blooded Somali
>7% Asian
>I'm white
>>681858124
Heil Hitler
>>681867393
Yes
>>681858124
Fuck Yeah.
You brown eyed faggots have to show us your GF's Tits or Get The Fuck Out.
>>681867445
interesting... i actually remember reading this years ago in my excessive spare time. I still think green eyes are the best eye color though, I mean they emanate the energy of the fourth, or heart chakra, and symbolize respiration the sense of touch, femininity, and adolescence. There is nothing quite as beautiful or mysteriously pure.
I mean, hate all you want, even call me a fag but just give me a hug :)
>>681867595
American detected
Clinging to every bit of "heritage" they can
>>681867737
Disgusting nigress, i'd rather fuck a monkey.
>>681867483
Chinks are hive minded slaves fit for nothing but back breaking labour
What race is my sister?
50% Italian + 30% french + 20% english
Hazel eyes, brown hair, and just barely tanned
How fucked am I?
>>681867773
Give me a hug you fucking fag.
>>681867933
Soulless.
>>681867933
What is her hair colour?
Light brown? She's obviously a fucking nigger.
>>681867773
>emanate energy of the four, or heart chakra
>symbolize touch, femininity, adolescence
What the fuck have you been smoking, son?
Goddamn newage nonsense seems to have fucked you in the ass with the bundle of sticks.
>>681867964
*bro hug intensifies*
>>681867933
I don't think "meth addict" is a race, anon, but if it is then that is what she is.
>>681867950
Pretty fucked, the shitalian really brings it down :(
>>681867933
>>681868065
when I play with her hair at night, it's a reddish brown. it's a light blonde in the sun.
>>681868080
I have good reason to believe chakras are in fact rooted in hard science, not mysticism. I am an atheist, believe 9/11 happened, and I don't bother voting in elections. I am as sensible and non-conspiratorial as they get.
The reason for my chakric beliefs? Well, I would hope to not have to go through the revealing and lengthy process of writing my dissertation for a bunch of /b/tard's approval.
>>681858124
cool
>>681865335
Sorry, coppercab, no one cares.
>>681868381
Without lips, how does she suck your cock?
>>681867888
An hero for wasting trips on that shitpost.
>>681867933
Vampire
>>681868472
Where were you when 9/11 happened?
>>681868658
>>681868381
>>681867933
She makes it up with other features
>>681868676
Probably in the womb
>>681868472
Do you believe that jet fuel melted jehovah's witnesses birthdays, or was it thetans?
>>681868613
With her asshole.
>>681868741
more please
>>681868676
I was 7 at the time, being homeschooled. I was in my living room watching the news with my parents, I saw the second plane hit when some white bitch was on the phone, saying she didnt think it was sandniggers then BAM! the second plane hit and she was like awww shit. This is just a paraphrased version of the events, of course.
>>681868472
You believe 9/11 happened? You say that is if there is some contrary belief floating around out there.
Shit, while we're just spouting random nonsense off, I'll go ahead and join you.
I BELIEVE WALMART EXISTS, MAN
>>681860334
He didn't do nuffin
>meme fusion
>>681858124
Her eyes remind me of a box that I used to fuck.
She never actually showed me her pussy but damn did she let me feel it.
It was a little further up her ass crack then I expected tho. (virginfags won't understand what that means)
She had to wear a wig some days because of the cancer and sounded kind of like Kat Von D. (a bit deeper voice though, just a tad)
But when she came she squealed like babs bro http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k
PS betafags, period blood is brown because it's not actually blood. It's a female fluid.
>>681868982
bro, I think I seen a couple walmarts now that you mention it bro.... far out.....
but seriously, to answer your question, you must have been asleep for the past 911 years or something if you havent heard all the tinfoil hat wearin conspiracy theorists out there who think bush set it all up on purpose to jack oil prices up or sumshit... im not kidding bro.. crazy but very true.
>>681868323
Curse my father, and his father before him
Well, on the bright side, I don't sunburn. So that's sorta nice
>>681868825
it was the lord Xenu who was flying the plane just so u know lol
inb4 the thetans, k? definitely.
>>681869237
Questioning the root cause of the event is not the same as questioning whether or not it happened.
You need to study your grammar, son.
So according to OP only nordic people are white.
So I'm not white, not a nigger, nor a sandnigger and definitely not a ricenigger, what the hell am I?
>>681869538
whatever man i just chill im almost done for good with school fuck grammar
Green/blue Blue/green masterrace reporting in
>most time introvert
>adaptive to extrovertism
>can handle social stress
>dont get afraid in front of people
>able to handle multiple topics while talking to people
>unable to remind where i left my keys
>>681863277
bread will die soon anyways
>>681870383
bread is kill
>>681858124
I have brown eyes and black hair. My skin is as pale as a white lizard. <3
>>681870383
MOAR/10
>>681861708
>neckbeards when they can use their mom's computer
>>681858124
haha dude youre a fucking idiot im not even going to explain to you why hotdogs are sandwiches its really simple and everyone should know this
>>681870383
Jesus fucking Christ attention whores get the fuck out of 4chan, what the fuck?
>>681870942
lol I'm tired of being called a catfish just because I'm not busted
blue eyes, red hair
you will bow to me.
>>681871034
You're still here? Why the fuck are you even on here. Get out. Leave. Go get a boyfriend. Fuck off. Stop attention whoring.
>>681871153
nah man
i like to rot here
at least i'm not that pink haired bitch
>>681870037
Mongrel
>>681871221
You'll never, ever, belong here.
I do suggest you leave, and never come back. Attention seeker.
>>681871153
jealous femanon ?
>>681870059
>unable to remind where i left my keys
yep, that's me
>>681870383
Qt
Moar??
>>681858124
I have hazel eyes and dark red, i suppose you'd call it auburn hair.
Am i white?
>>681871438
Females don't belong here. Especially attention seeking whores who fancy makeup.
>>681871539
Possibly, pic?
>>681871605
what happened to tits or gtfo
>>681858124
What if I have blue eyes and brown hair?
>>681871605
>Females don't belong here
Fucking beta cunt fuck off, you don't belong here
>>681871672
You show tits, then leave.
"Tits or gtfo" isn't a "okay, what do you want, we saw your tits".
It's really "we don't care about you whatsoever, you're an emotional attention seeking bot and the only thing that we will ever care about is your sexual body parts, because that is the only thing good thing you have to offer us."
>>681871854
Found the omega newfag
>>681872013
Look at how mad this man child is, holy fucking kek
Its
DONT POST BOOBS ON MY 4CHINS waaaaah waaah
>>681872013
is my cleavage that upsetting to you
>>681872353
You okay there?
How is your first day?
>>681872469
Read what I said again, and get the fuck out.
>>681858124
Her eyes remind me of a box that I used to fuck.
She never actually showed me her pussy but damn did she let me feel it.
It was a little further up her ass crack then I expected tho. (virginfags won't understand what that means)
She had to wear a wig some days because of the cancer and sounded kind of like Kat Von D. (a bit deeper voice though, just a tad)
But when she came she squealed like babs bro http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k
PS betafags, period blood is brown because it's not actually blood. It's a female fluid.