>taking time to take a picture of her pussy
>needing to assert that you have it
>I'm not insecure guys

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mfw you're not American haha

Shave that nasty pussy smooth, and then get back to us.

>>681830524
So you printed out a picture of a pussy to claim you're not a virgin? Dude, you might want to seek some help before you're the next Elliot Rodgers.

>>681830706
Oi u cheeki wanka i wack ya rite da gabba

Let's see her hairy asshole, you insecure nigger.

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>>681830524
Nigger

>>681830524
Allot of niggerdom going on here.

>>681830524
I love niggers.

>>681830524
Is your girl white ? Cause she has a latina looking pussy usually white girls have nice looking pussies this one is too used up . Bumping for more though

>>681830524
So.... Nigger?

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>>681830668
Fucking rekt OP

>>681830524
>"C'mon babe let me take a timestamp of your pussy to let all the /b/tards know I'm not a total faggot."

>>681830524
High 5 puss bro, fuck these retards living in mommy's basement watching anime

>>681831060
>>681831160
Obvious virgins.

I had my genitals surgically removed so nod sexual escapades and the validation schemes associated with them are laughable.

>>681831209
>he says as he clings to his body pillow waifu

>>681830524
Shit looking pussy bro looks like some nigger got there first, shame

>>681830524
i've accepted this

>>681830524
How much was she per hour? Do you feel better now?

>>681830524
>uses then instead of than
>says others a failing

>>681831209
Fuck you! There's nothing wrong with anime you son of a bitch! You take that back!

>>681830524
Just fucked my wife last night, so who are you talking to? Def not me, oh yeah ops a faggot

>>681831230
>guys I'm not insecure I swear
>look guys
>please
>I'm not insecure

Your Dad will never be proud of you.

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>>681831230
I have a Latina gf cuck and it looks like this when she's shaved up . Don't have any vagina pics cause she's a bitch but I gots some creep shots for your little dick

Post tits you beta faggot

>>681830524
>How does it feel you worthless faggots to know you'll never get this?

I've actually had a average looking pussy, so I'm more worried that I'm not gonna get anything better then that.

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Good point OP. However, did you know the greatest man that ever lived, Isaac Newton, never fucked a pussy?

>>681830668
/thread

There's a difference between getting a good woman and getting a woman with a pussy meeting the size requirements for OPs small dick.

>>681831573
Now you know what you said ain't right.

>>681830524
How much did you have to bug your mom for a picture of here vagina and timestamp you beta fag.

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>>681830524

Anyone can get pussy from an ugly bitch. Show her face.

>>681830524
kind of an odd looking pussy, bet its tight tho

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>>681830524

>>681831474
>SHAVED
>FUCKING HAIRS ON HER LEG

>>681831657
This tbqh

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>>681830524

>>681830524
How much per hour?

>>681830770
Oh wow, don't even realise that women wax and don't shave if they're not degenerate scum. Legit pussy licker right here

>>681831060
Oh wow, fucker doesn't even know what a normal white girl's body even looks like, and excepts any white girl to be as pale as snow. Fucking virgin faggot

>>681831199
>>681830867
>>681831295
I've slept with 19 people, I just want a load of you to realise that you should just an hero, because worthelss white men are the biggest parasites to this planet. Whiny little neet fucks.so sore that they'll never know how it feels to be inside a woman and yet try to justify being worthless.

>>681831209
Cheers son

>>681830524
projecting much?

>>681830524
We doesn't need to steal or force someone's children to have sex... We aren't like you.

>>681831199
yea this pretty much sums it up

>>681831474
Oh wow, takes pictures of his spic sister, gj

>>681830524
Mgtow so btfo nigga, or I'll come up in there and dead-ass steal yo tims

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>>681832148

>>681830524
bro you;re poisoning yourself with that mentality, you'll lose the pussy if you're negative. You may feel alpha in the moment, trust me these fleet emotions fade and it reveals itself for the test that it is.

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>>681832274
not the tims

>>681830706
Lived in America for 6 months, wanted to fucking kill myself the whole time. You even get raped by your own police, and are caged like animals

>>681830524
That's a very mediocre pussy. I'm ok with never getting that. Besides, my wife who has birthed 4 children for me has a prettier pussy than that. Stay mad cucklord.

>>681832148
>doesn't even answer >>681830668
go ahead and pick out your questions, fagget

>>681831814
Mexican bitches are always hairy even after shaving. Science can't explain why. They also get pregnant pretty much instantly.

Gross. Why would you fuck anything like that? Gonna shit out a few kids and then be a typical Mexican welfare mom.

>>681832148
Disgusting. No wonder that pussy looked like shit, it's been tainted by nigger dick.

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>>681832413

>>681832148
Projecting much ?

Its just sex, everyone has sex

You think youre better then everyone on earth because you have had sex?

who the fuck do you think you are projecting yourself like this, you probably had sex once and came to early for her to feel satisfied.

enjoy being full of shit

i crush puss on the regular but i dont feel the need to brag about something as common and taking a shit

revolutionize the planet with an industry, or invention then talk shit.

even those who changed the planet didnt brag about it, it wasnt until they died that their greatness was recognized, and the ones who were usually stole the idea or invention.

take a look in the mirror faggot, sex is as common as taking a shit and youre proud of that?

>>681830524
I understand what you're saying and all, but this is just pathetic that you're making a thread like this. It's obviously bait, but whatever. You must have been bullied as a child to be this vindictive.

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>>681830668

Sehr gut.

I'm reporting this thread to the FBI

>>681830524
I see, your theory does have a flaw thou, what if I am gay?

>>681832444
What color is your skin? If you are white living in the US is fucking great man.

I do like visiting foreign lands though. Even though we obviously technically own the whole planet.

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>>681832641

>>681832452
Citation needed

Post her busted ass puss man I bet you are lying. I have plenty of chicks with kids and it never goes back

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>>681830524
This is pretty obvious

But this vagina really looks like a predator mouth

>>681830524
I live with, and fuck, a 10/10 bitch. Extra emphasis on bitch. So. Fucking. What.
1/10 for getting my reply

>>681830524
What's your fucking point? Anyone can go to Arby's, get their own roast beef, and timestamp it

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>>681831160

>>681830524
was shit so cash?

>>681833138
>still insecure

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No calls for more pics. Top kek

>>681830524
You are clearly projecting your own insecurities, dude. Just be chill.

>>681833076
Please post her. I like to see other guys scales. I bet your 10 is my 6

>>681830524
I was married for 8 years. I had my kids stolen from me, my credit ruined, my life turned inside out and I'm now 32 and back in my parents house.
I can't get a car loan, I can't get a mortgage, I have to pay 800 in child support and 1400 in alimony every month.

>2016
>Thinks pussy matters.

I pay for pussy to come then leave. I don't give a shit

>>681833701
Kek. I didn't notice until now but you're totally right.

>>681833993
>getting married or living in a common-law state

You brought it on yourself. Never share your wealth. I'm sure you know that now huh?

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>>681833993
I am 34 never married and no kids. I have plenty of money a nice place a nice car and travel a lot. There are days I regret not getting married and just fucking chicks and having flings.

Then I read posts like yours and realize I have made the right choice.

Best anon. Thanks for reminding me why I am where I am

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>>681830524
Don't want that Krabby Patty

>>681834225
No worries, you and me are living the same life now. I'm going to be moving far far away where they'll never find me and doing pretty much what you're doing.
Minus the crippling depression of having my only son raised by a bunch of fucking retards.
But still.
I'm sure a few cunts will get me over that.

>>681833113
Top kek

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Damn, here I was content with myself, a neet loser but I felt fine and without much desire of much. Now I see though, now I see I am nothing more than worthless, as you say OP my whole existence is beyond pointless. I'll see you all in the next life, /b/, for I have decided that I must kill myself immediately.

>>681834684
Paternity is an uphill battle. Just make sure your boy knows you love him and that you'll always be his father. All you can do from there is hope.

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>>681833993
>>681834225
ive read these exact posts before...

this 4chan is a simulation, or full of bots, i swear to god i read those before

>wake me up

>>681830524
Op that is your moms vagina It does not count.

>>681830524
>How does it feel you worthless faggots to know you'll never get this?
Well I'm happy you got a vagina but sex change isn't what everyone wants.
I prefer to keep my dick.

>>681830524
What is a neet? Why do you act like an animal?
Why are you posting my GFs JayJay on b?
Is there a cure for your autism?

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>>681835126
Or perhaps life itself is a simulation

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>>681835126
Can't wake up

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>>681832078

>>681835393
pretty much where i was going with that

i am finding more and more slips of consistency in reality

>can you wake me up?

>>681835126
Or 4chan is full of or at least populated by people who have had similar experiences.
Who'dathunk a board full of neets and social rejects would say similar things.

being with a woman

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>>681835611
no no

the exact same posts

i think it has something to do with pic related

>>681830524
pic of your dick inside dat pussy or fake

>>681830668
GG

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>>681835566 ExperimentAnon24478195 it must be your only desire, you must think only of it, wish only of it, and not have any attachments of this world. I have helped people with this before, now, do you remember seeing this image before?

>>681830668
He must of just lost his virginity.

>>681830524
>yes, we should all bow down to your value system, OP.

Kek.

>>681831374
'then' is correct in that instance.

>>681832444
Damn, you're edgy, OP. Color me impressed.

That shit looks dirty have fun with your STDs

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>>681830524
>>681832148

I'm sorry I won't kill myself tonight, that would make her sad
Also, 19 people ? Wow, what a heartbreaker you must be in your middle school.

>>681830524
although i have a GF whom I have sex with every other night or so... being human in this stage of human evolution has gone beyond the days of killing the males of a tribe, culture, etc to just rape and pillage to spread the seed.
Congrats OP you got a girl to open her legs for you.
Not, make a baby and see how you do in the real world with such a burden.

Faggit,

- Me.

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>>681835874
of course:

also have you seen this flash cartoon before

Alfreds playhouse?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/416434

also
my only escape for a small while was minecraft, and gave me the same message upon completion

do you have any idea what this means:

>alicia greyfield
36°37′24″N 106°39′50″W

Room 101

or pic related?

>>681831474
FUCKING GROSS TRAP
GTFO MY /B/ FAGGOT

>>681835738
Jesse?

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>>681831807

>>681836478
no, does alicia or roberto mean anything to you?

>>681830524
I would rather commit suicide than have my whole physiology and existence be all about getting women. There's far more to life than that, I pity manginas like you.

>>681836404
gets 404, please dont 404 on me now, im so close to wakin gup

>>681830524 To all of you virgins trying to say that pussy looks busted... stop, you're making yourself look dumb as fuck.

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>>681832274
>>681832413
>>681832539
>when people try to understand the joke but don't know how to spell timbs

fucking kill me

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Jesse James, reporting in

>>681836335
Wow look at that ham planet, gj mate

>>681837209
nig

>>681832148
Wow dude, you really think sex is the most important deal in life. Good luck i guess.
I had slept with , i dont know, 15, 16 girls and 2 traps, had sex thousands of times as i had 2 long term relationships. Im rigth nos trying hard to get rid of some girl im seeing, i had a date tonigth. You and "your " girl must be real creepy bastard s, specially the girl, considering how she let you take that timestamp, so, im just guessing, but i really feel bad for you cause i know how much a crazy girl can ruin your life. Dude, sex aint that big shit, being unhappy as you are, it is.

>>681835874
dont you bail now, help me wake up

>>681836404

https://www.google.com.br/maps/place/36°37'24.0"N+106°39'50.0"W/17z

okaym what about it, those coords are given upon completion of alfreds playhouse or minecraft?

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>>681830524
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch