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Nuther faces of /b/ thread
i think i am a solid 6/10
>>681824758
dutch
>>681824776
4/10
>>681824807
klopt
Hello again
>>681824815
post your pic then and we can compare faggot
>>681824608
insecure fag
>>681824708
insecure fag
>>681824758
about 12 gtfo
r8 me faggots
>>681825079
Why is this pic so fucked ree
>>681825079
Welcome back, Sid!
>>681825079
michael? also, grow out your hair
>>681825369
Wheres your pic?
op of previous thread reporting in
>>681825393
Nope not michael. Heres me with hair tho. Also i was 11 in that pic
>>681825079
You were that rich depressed dude, right?
Did you read what I wrote in the last thread?
>>681825816
No, I'm afraid I didn't. Unless I replied. Refresh my memory, will you?
>>681825690
not that long....
me with my favorite book
Roast me, wearing Burzum shirt
>>681825915
Well wtf ya want from me. Longer? Cause I got a pic with longer hair.
I didn't get any rates before so here it is again
>>681825926
You have a nice face from the side. Like it.
Please show me a frontal picture...
>>681825914
I was basically raging about how I have had social anxiety and depression since I was 15 years old and dropped out of school because of that.
Now I ain't got no money left and I basically eat bread and drink water. My future is going to be living on the streets.
And you got the mercedes 'n' shit. Well, I was just raging, so ignore me.
>>681825926
9/11 would smash with a plane.
Hi there
>>681825690
you were a trap when you were 11?
>>681826025
You seem nice
>>681825926
Would wife after a philosophical discussion
>>681826195
No no, I feel you on that. My life is fucked when I'm outta my parents place. No clue what the fuck I'm going to do out there all alone. I pretty much get a panic attack just thinking about it too much.
>>681826213
E D G Y S H I T
>>681825953
U seem cute, but I can't see your face well
>>681826255
It makes me depressed, that I will never make you scream in lust.
>>681825406
Pretty face/10
I took this for my snapchat story don't h8
rate my face niggers!
re-post re-post
>>681825079
Oh my God marry me
>>681826452
hit the gym and start eating
>>681826300
Lel, yeh. The girls liked it and I got it in good with the ones in the popular crowd so even though I'm not interesting, theyre still my "friends" also no bullying because only ugly ones get bullied
>>681826312
lol what the fuck is your head hahaha
>>681824708
Too cute for 4chan
>>681826309
Cutest girl I've ever seen on 4chan. Mother of god you look adorable.
join late in previous thread
>>681824776
shrek/10
>>681824758
are from cuckden aka sweden?
>>681826526
Nah mate lazy as fuck
>>681825091
Michael?
>>681826604
dafack is your hair?
>>681826604
Hair or cat?
>>681826309
Please look in the cam without a smile. On top of that, please make some light. Everyone knows, that a lot gets hidden in such bad light.
You are still pretty but I want to check it out completely.
>>681826604
donger/10
>>681826427
Too bad, huh?
>>681825433
curry niggers
>>>/out/
>>681825587
you look like someone who would shoot up a school.WELCOME BROTHER
>>681826615
netherlands I look europe af
So why do all the people here look underage?
Took this about an hour ago while running errands
>>681826604
Asian on /b/? What happened to intelligence also nudes
>>681826721
Yeah
Love y'all
>>681826829
perfect circle/10
>>681826798
Fuckin didnt mean to link that post. My bad.
>>681825406
i wanna fuck that so badly
>>681826255
One with makeup. With or without, you decide
>>681826915
are you some sort of paki
>>681825433
Pajeet, welcome. Please poo in loo
>>681826915
prince/10
>>681826915
Stoned as fuck and bad lighning to hide details.
>>681826980
Without
>>681826980
i would eat your shit/10
>>681826772
>netherlands I look europe af
yeah you do
>>681826829
Stunning eyes
>>681826620
mike the rapist, yeah thats me.
>>681827112
Sir egg of heads
>>681826983
Sherpa/Aryan mix. Lighting problem. Green eyes, black hair, fair skin. Pakis don't have cheekbones and jaw.
>>681827089
I like you. I would like to get high with you.
I am black/white-fag with the longish hair
>>681827090
of niet hé, amerikaan
>>681827041
I always thought I looked better with it. Thanks for the advice!
rate me and my friend.
sorry for the mess!
>>681827074
Aww, thanks!
>>681827205
i dont smoke marijuana tho :(
>>681826980
Like a lot of girls today, you look better with makeup. But dont worry, that is pretty normal.
But do you know why? Because of the eyes. This applies to most woman.
I will give you the best advice ever now. Use only that black stuff for your eyelashes. Nothing more. No make up and lip stuff. not that color around your eyes. Only the eyelashes.
Do that and send a photo for me please.
>>681827010
How's this? I hate my glasses...
>>681826452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj5H8e8htfc
>>681827303
Story?
>>681826980
Horrible makeup.
Looks way better without
>>681827327
What do you like to do then?
>>681827380
prince with glasses/10
>>681827303
I've gotta finish my essay and sleep early to go to my exams tomorrow...
>>681827440
movie set
>>681827138
I have an eye for beauty. You are a pretty girl. Be happy and thank god. You look good without make up. But as I gave this advice to >>681827361
do the same. The eyelashes are the most important thing. You dont need all that make up and shit. Only your eyelashes need to be long and dark. Do it baby and send another picture pelase.
>>681826669
last time was told it looks likedaddylongkegs.gif haha
>>681827440
we tortured and killed someone
>>681826452
you got that scooby doo shaggy beard
kek banned for looking like a 12 year old
>>681827515
Why thank you.
>>681827383
You have played with the lighning to hide your nose. Don´t worry, a lot of girls do that.
I wouldn´t mind my nose too much, you have a nice expression in your eyes. Your eyes look smart and belive me, it makes up for it. If you don´t like your nose though, operate it.
I support aethetic operations.
>>681827693
lol I turned 18 two weeks ago, I still get the kids menus at most places
>>681827781
no problem. you're a sexy mother fucker.
>>681826676
Cat's hair
>>681826838
Still there but not on /b/ tho
>>681827693
what the hell? she looked 18 to me?
>>681827631
Yeh rofl it's class
>>681828005
nice you're a winner, freshly 18
>>681826702
everything has a penis til time stamp and sharpie in pinky
>>681825953
Delivar
>>681827693
please read this and follow my instructions... >>681827568
that was meant to you
>>681828158
the fuck you talking about, only thing I know is that this looks like a 12 year old boy at first sight
>>681827361
Like this?
>>681825079
you're 16 or 17, don't lie
>>681828158
so keep the make up girl
>>681826916
>>681827113
thank you
>>681828380
nope
>>681827890
Dox me pls. I'm in a stupid mood... Got exams...
https://youtu.be/5GVtjzut4H4
>>681827383
Oh sweet fucking baphomet
>>681828440
Your face looks like craters on the moon.... Nice face!
>>681824608
Really cute
>>681824608
You got a pretty face, mate.
roast me /b/itches
>>681828678
Hairy manlet
>>681828678
Look like that faggot nigger from h3h3
>>681828204
you look like the middle aged Polish dude I used to buy drugs from
>>681828460
Idk how then, I never wear makeup except for special occasions. I suck with it
>>681827089
Depressed nigger
>>681827089
7.5/10
>che guevara shirt
6.3/10
>>681828380
You have pretty eyes baby. I see, your eyelashes aren´t very long. Have you ever thought about using fake eyelashes? a lot of girls do that. It´s all about the eyelashes. But you really shouldn´t use any make up otherwise. This looks good.
The eyelashes are what matters THE EYELASHES.
>>681828330
that´s because you should take that hand away from your face because it breaks the form of your face. Oh besides, you also need to buy some fake eyelashes, the longer the better. Belive me, that´s a ll a woman need to look stunning. If she is stunning to begin with.
Look you are a good looking woman, don´t worry. But do you want me to point stuff out?
Everyone has someting, that can be pointed out. Me too. That´s very normal. But I am holding myself back, to not sound harsh...
>>681825406
Look stuck up
>>681827089
Those eyes - like the ocean
>>681824776
You're beautiful, mayne
>>681826604
would fellate/10
>>681829147
I do have long eyelashes, I can feel they are touching my eyebrows, it's just they're very pale. I don't have mascara on now
>>681828401
Nah m8
>>681826591
reel it in buddy
>>681826309
has used the word 'rawr' unironically/10
>>681829642
Gay tattoo but u look aight
>>681829642
Tattoo is beta as fuck pal
Guess hair color
>>681829642
You seem like a womanizer, or like a lead actor in Mexican telenovelas. Not that I'm complaining
>>681828569
I don't know what that means really, but thank you.
>>681829787
Green
>>681829642
trying too hard
>>681829881
Nope, keep guessing
>>681829651
damnit you got me, was a "Scene Queen" in 2010-11
>>681829831
this made me laugh way to hard
>>681829922
Pink
>>681829952
God have mercy on your soul
>>681829969
Not quite.
>>681829787
surely ginger
>>681830063
Light red?
>>681830278
Jackpot
>>681828808
not bad
>>681830336
Jackpot too
>>681829952
Any more pics? Or nah?
only photo i have on pc lol
>>681829245
pic of yourself ?
>>681830563
Nice fish, would put dick in
>>681830563
Your face looks holy, like those baroque paintings
>>681830538
I only have recent pictures on my pc, none from that era
>>681830563
why go fishing at night?
>>681829377
Ahh thats what i meant. You have to use some mascara. And it´s good that you have long eyelashes. Sooo good.
Can you please put maskara on and show me?
>>681828330
I have a bad conscious now. You look pretty, there is nothing to point out as I said here >>681829147
I am serious. I am just picking out details which do not matter and most people dont even recognize
>>681830750
Post some recent.
>>681830967
>being this thirsty
>>681830819
what are you even saying I am not the boy on that picture
>>681830750
I didnt mean from scene queen you. The present you is what I'm looking for. You're quite pretty so moar pls. Heres a pic of my fish as incentive.
Rate me guys
>>681830819
Mascara is too much trouble. Takes a while to take off, my eyes hurt like hell from makeup remover, and I'm still left with dark smudges below my eyes. Sorry
>>681831176
I like really like your fish, is it single?
>>681831236
Fix your eyebrows and don't be afraid to use a little bit of concealer. The rest is ok
>>681831358
Cute af
>>681830776
idk about you but im australian and I catch most my fish at night lol
>>681831274
Sadly, no. But my betta is. Hes quite the looker
>>681831670
same. Im in netherlands and I like night fishing
Am I Bwooftiful ? :"3333
>>681831670
Doesn't everyone fish at night? That's when there's no crowd and the fish aren't scared away so there's more of them. I also go fishing at night only
>>681831267
Oh that´s unfortunate. Well anyway, please do what I say and never ever use make up except for mascara. ONLY MASCARA.
>>681831678
Damn, very cute.
Is he still a virgin?
>>681831893
Get well dogger
>>681831893
oh god
>>681831936
Thanks for the advice!
>>681831896
You are my style. But what´s with that bad quality? send a proper photo right now with all the details damn
>>681831896
stop pretending this is you, no one this good looking goes on /b/
>>681831916
yeah dunno what anon was on about
>>681832124
Trust me they do
>>681826025
What are you????
>>681832205
He probably goes fishing for recreation only. For me, it's a source of income
>>681831941
Yes he is, hes mean to the ladies :/
His bro has gotten into tailbiting, as you can tell by the pic
>>681832378
You kind of convinced me to pet a fish pet myself, how much do fish cost?`How much $ for the aquarium and food? Something else I need to take care of? Cleaning?
>>681828440
Fam you need to get fit. Youre pretty much a chad that needs to be released. Looks wise at least
>>681832867
this, and take the tweezers to those brows every once in a while and you'll be catching pussy like pokemon lad
hey guys
rate me
>>681832867
>knowing absolutely nothing about looks
he's got a round face, no angularity, convex forehead, small chin and tiny lips
not a "chad" in the slightest
>>681834062
Would gag on ur cock. No homo
>>681829642
only guy in this thread who could get laid
>>681835046
>>681830563
>>681829642
these are both me
surprised no one picked up on it lol
>>681835405
Ill say I'm a solid wouldfapto/10
>>681835424
I KNEW IT. WHEN I SAW THE OTHER PIC I FUCKING THOUGHT HE'S THE SAME AS THE FIRST PIC
>>681835620
heres me high as a kite
i have officially taken over this thread
>>681826980
Without
You mad white boi? I'll fucking poo in YOUR loo. SUPERPOWER BY 2030 faggots!
>>681828204
Well I am middle aged but I'm scottish
>>681836208
Like I said, straight outta Mexican telenovelas
Sup m80s
>>681837103
Majestic
>>681837103
Fat fuck, but nice face
>>681834846
>the chad autist
Sorry friend i wasnt aware you were policing the streets.
Point is hes attractive if hed get in shape.
>>681836066
Show some tits or piss off
>>681836208
Ugly taconigger
hey /b/
>>681837293
Much thanks mate
>>681837461
I'll take it
>>681837644
I think he's hot
>>681837962
You're welcome, would cuddle
>>681837845
Hey master
>>681837103
i played my poke flute and your picture flipped the right way up
>>681832574
Well if you wanna treat em right it can get hella expensive
>>681838051
Always down for a cuddle.Which one are you?
>>681838180
Ty 4 that bby
>>681836464
come on /b/ i am disappointed... no insults? I was ready to cry :(
>>68183764
I ain't no Mexican mate
Australia doesn't even have Mexicans
Do your worst /b/
>ten points to whom can guess our occupations.
>>681838543
Gay porn or faggot porn has to be ome of the two
>>681838543
processional faggots?
>>681838450
This one >>681826255
>>681838093
Evening and how goes with you?
>>681838699
Just done preparing the tub for you highness
>>681838590
>>681838617
We're both U.S. Marines :D
>>681838646
Ooh lala Qt pie/10
Sup /b/ swissfag here
>>681838832
>implying that's different
lol
>>681838832
Knew you were some sort of phaggot. That was my next guess
>>681824708
fuck me
>>681838789
oh what a good idea, this week!!!
>>681838832
these are the guys protecting me?
fuck
>>681838928
Thanks!
>>681839008
>>681839012
You civilians you! I can't cuss because I represent a professional image for the Marine Corps.
>>681838944
Cute af
Well as there is 2 threads.
Going to be 23 soon. Still no GF, got friendzoned last week. Is my face the problem, honest opinion please.
>>681839380
Um.
>>681838944
Checkem
>>681839380
nope face is fine. you look like the average frat douche. as for your friendzone problem its probably because youre a fucking faggot nigger
>>681839380
As I said in other thread, no
>>681839380
Grow your hair hell long
I reckon you'd look like a stud kit harington lol but face is deffs not problem
>>681839650
well maybe
>>681839225
>>681839012
>>681839008
Rate this other Marine too! He's never been to 4chan b4
I'm probably a 7ish
>>681839330
Faggot
>>681839731
>>681839692
Well ok then, I may have to change the way I speak to girls I guess. Thanks.
>>681839852
You represent everything I hate
>>681839812
>never been to 4chan
Keep it that way.
>>681840038
Pls tell?
>>681840868
hey baby you like some curry?
