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Snek thread?
>shameless self bump ;w;
What kind of snake is that?
>>681824661
Its a snek
snek
top snek
>>681824661
a bby snek,can't you read?!
>>681824814
damn you got it before me
>>681824855
>>681824855
>>681824814
What happened here?
more snek
>eastern garter snek
>>681824900
party snek
>>681825074
happy snek
>>681824900
I used to have a ball python just like that
>>681825040
Hahahaha
>>681825013
another anon posted it a minute before I did
hi guys what are you all up to my snek bros?
>>681825040
if natural selection is real how is this fucking retard alive?
darwin: 0
jeezus: 1
>>681825040
autist snek?
srange snek
>>681825418
very rare snek
>>681825040
muh snek is broked
>>681825040
I can't stop watching it my fucking sides
>>681825486
Thats a cool snack
>>681825486
Drama snek
>>681825418
thats no snek thats a lebster
>>681825348
almost took the bait
hey, can anyone explain to me:
what's the point in owning a snake, or what was the enjoyment you got out of it?
they're definitely beautiful and kinda cute but i dont really see the point. they dont seem to love you like a warm blooded animal would
>>681825235
Sss am not snek am can sss
>>681825486
Orbit
>>681822723
I wanna get my first snake. I got plenty of room and money isn't an issue. I want it as docile as possible but also as big as possible. I wanna be able to handle it often. Someone suggested a python, any recommendations?
>>681825040
snek is rek
>>681825726
cuz of booping
>>681825418
>tfw i remember catching those in coffee cups when my family went camping
good times t b h
>>681825385
That's one spicy danger noodle
>>681825726
I only bought a snake so I could pull out its teeth and fuck its mouth
>>681825846
That cunt must be dead
>>681825235
Mgsv in a picture
>>681826084
then who posted the video?
>>681826029
it's a bush viper
>>681825288
Animu snek?
>>681826084
It's funny how the snake had perfect dramatic timing, only jumping when his head was in camera shot.
>>681825836
Ball python is is most common as a pet, they're a good size easy to take care of and safe to handle as long as you're not a retard when holding it.
>>681825183
they are made of cake on the inside or this is photoshopped ?
Who has the video of that guy fucking the snake?
want more?
>>681826342
>not posting real snek
>>681826201
The snake killed the camera to? Or you live in the amazon and just magically punched the fuck out of snake?
>>681826509
ye. I wan snek
>>681826425
Caught the snake by surprize
>>681826555
i doubt a camera would survive being crushed by a snake
snek tiddies
ITT - Potential
No snek of my own to share
>>681826689
ok you want nek you will get one sir!!
>>681826776
Because the person wouldn't drop the camera when the snake attacked would they.Oh maybe the snake finished killing the person who dropped the camera and when and crushed the camera incase it was used against snake as evidence in a court? Snake probably was on probation yeah
>>681825846
Theres no way in hell that shits real
yes
>>681825846
fml u got me
>>681825486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StrVjJgpW8k
>>681827129
or maybe the person just ran away
>>681827244
It's fucking real alright go do some research bud
>>681825364
i would literally shit myself if i saw this in my house.
>>681827357
>just ran away
Why would they do that?
>>681827357
Ran away with a death machine snake attached to them, bro ..story ..cool
>>681826995
... Did no expec dat...
But thank u
>>681827340
LMFAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYE7qjbbvSs
new born bby snek
>>681827706
continuation
>>681827599
you plebs will believe anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdzewMn1Rzs
>>681826878
When that first aired, did anyone else think she cast a spell on Bronn with her magic pussy?
>>681825074
Used to catch those all the time in VT when I was a kid. Only got bitten one time.
>>681827528
no porblem m8
>>681827507
rayquaza?
>>681825486
That's from a kids show called Deadly 60 (Britbong show) I remember that crap
>>681827048
omg.. holy fucking moly
>>681827507
...fuck this gay earth, I want out.
>>681825821
9.87/10
>>681822723
>Snek thread?
it's funny because OP misspelled snake. kek!
>>681826431
9.86/10
>>681826299
Viper keeper!
>>681828845
please guys seriously, i'am strugglin to understand
>>681826299
>>681826299
no fangs
>>681829122
Yes fangs.
>>681829116
6.73/10
>>681829122
Sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/user/viperkeeper
>>681829122
Which is probably why the guy holding the camera isn't too worried about moving back.
>>681829078
thats a kool snek
HIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this is snek.
Ran up on this little fucker at work. Rattlesneks are assholes.
>>681829569
that's a gey snek
>>681829569
Poor horsey
>>681827048
TFW this snake bit her implants and he got poisoned
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1366202/Snake-dies-silicone-poisoning-biting-models-breast-photoshoot.html
