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Just caught the hugest grasshopper in my bathroom. Trips decides
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Just caught the hugest grasshopper in my bathroom.

Trips decides it's fate!

Options are:
1. Taped to bottle rocket and sent on important atmospherical mission.
2. Microwaved for science.
3. Donated to cats for science.
4. Set free.
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>>681817210
>>681817210
Op here.... Option 4: Drop bottle rockets into bottle with grasshopper and film for science.
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Rolling for space program.
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Always go for the space program
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Fuck grasshoppers!
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Kill it, grasshoppers are pests.
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5. Cum on it for reproductive studies
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Bravely go when none have gone before. Space program.
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TO SPACE
WE MUST DO IT
FOR SCIENCE
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sharpie in pooper
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Rolling for the microwave
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eat it
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Spacehopper
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MICROWAVE, space program would take you for fucking ever and i'm not about to wait for your slow ass to do that
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fuck it
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eat its legs and then set free
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Eat the smug looking fucker.
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Option 2, we must see what a grasshopper becomes in it's ultimate form
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cum on it and then rocket
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>>681817651

Rolling for this
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Option 4: release the poor thing
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Set him free.
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>>681817210
microwave for science!
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Sup
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>>681817890
roll
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CAT PLS
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>>681817210
space
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tape him to a rocket, film it, post it
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>>681817860
roll
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option 3
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>>681817651

We must breed grasshoppers-human hybrids
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>>681817943
Roll
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space
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>>681817210
Let's seeeeeee 2.
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Microwave!
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Rollerino for the caterino
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reach for the stars supid insect! T minus 10....
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>>681817911
Get
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Strap to bottle rocket then put in microwave and let the rocket soar.
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Set it free
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>>681817210
Rolling for cat science
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>>681817210
Microwave! !!!!!!!
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Set it free idiot
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>>681817860
Reroll
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Operation Space-Hopper is a go
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>>681817544
Leaving on a jet plane.
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>>681817651
roll
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>>681817210

This
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>>681818011
winrar?
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Microwave
pic unrelated
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>>681817210
You win, a brand new microwave!
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4. set free
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>>681817911
>>681818011
Holy shit
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cats
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Option 1 let's do it
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cum on it then firecracker
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3 or 4. OP decides.
pics
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>>681817210
It's time for the new 4chan space program.
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>>681817651
rollerino
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2022 My present for /b/ Enjoy https://mega.nz/#!r4NAiARJ!rhF0csu_TRlK7EYH8dyguzuFK85-pb7kAslr_fhr0I4 Will remove in a few minutes
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1.
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4 free
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>>681818175
roll
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SPACE SPACE
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Space mission!
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>>681818256
Reroll
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Turn it loose
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>>681818221
OFF BY ONE
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Microwave. Don't /b/ become the shit it's becoming by setting him free
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3 for cats, c'mon
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>>681817210
Come on 1.
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>>681817210
Let it go.
Let it be free to slip the surly bonds of Earth and touch the face of God, mounted on its rocket steed.
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Freedom
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>>681818274
Reroll
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>>681818335
OFF BY TWO
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>>681818175
rolling
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>>681818335
OFF BY ONE
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6. Put on your cock
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3
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Wut up
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>>681818007
double o 7
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>>681817651
røll
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2
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just microwave it
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Send that nigga to SPACE

Also make him a helmet
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>>681818397
roll
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4
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Hi
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Agent Hop must make it to space OP
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>>681817651

Goop it up senpai>>681817651
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cum rocket
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>OP is a faggot
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Space program lucky trips
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>>681818221
>off by one
Kill yourself, rolling for microwave.
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Rolling.
Obviously 4.
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>>681818221

reroll
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trips waste
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>>681818453
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Rolling for 2
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>>681818274
re
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4. set it free
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4 rolling
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>>681817210
set it free young grasshopper

if you only do what you can do, you'll never be better than what you are....
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>>681818175
rerolling
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space camp
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Gay
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Space
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4 Chan space program
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space nigga
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Space nigga
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>>681818255
oh, winrar.
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>>681818397
roll again
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4 rerolling
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>>681817210
Microwave, record post results.
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>>681817210
To space comrades
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set it free
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SEND EM TO SPACE
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666 space
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Gib me 2
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>>>qe
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Nothing
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>>681817911
Ayyyyyy WINRAR!
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OP here. By overwhelming demand... preparing for space program... Fuck trips... this is happening.
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4 obviously
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1
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4 freedom
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space program
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3 PLZ
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>>681818667
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SET FREE
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hehe xd
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Let him ride his rocket into Valhalla
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777 Space NOW
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>>681817210
Stick it in your ass
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>>681818731
ITS HABBENUNG
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>>681818667
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>>681818667
so close
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Re roll for cum and rocket
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>>681818731
so long space cowboy
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>>681818731
ITS HAPPENING
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OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING
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>>681818731
OP again... Also, not sure we'll achieve liftoff... cargo looks heave for that rocket.
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SET FREE!
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>>681817210
Micro!
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>>681818011
>>681817911
>>681818656
Double dubs have spoken
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>>681818731
God speed
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Put him in space >:(
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Rolling for microwave
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>>681818589
roll
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>>681818731
Waiting for the video
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>>681818731
you fucking monster.
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Send him off as a hero
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Microwave that bitch.
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>>681818854
more rockets
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Set free
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>>681818731
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>>681818731
Animal abuse!!
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1
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>>681818731
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4
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>>681817210
Free him and say 'Goodbye Mr. Hopper' for good luck.
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MICRO
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Kitty food
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>>681818999
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>>681818854
Needs another rocket
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>>681818731

Look the poor thing. You fucking assasin.
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OP here... stick around... gotta launch and upload vid. Few minutes, at least. :)
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Death by drowning.
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>>681818930
Rolling for more rockets
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>>681818731
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Microwave your cum
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let him go fag
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>>681818731
Post video
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Rolling for science.

Stick it in your ass
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let him go
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>>681819042
ok
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>>681818868
GTFO Moral fag. This is /b/ not greenpeace
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Cum on its face
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let him go faggot
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>>681818731
Line three rockets on the bottom and one strapped to the top. Or just tape as many rockets as possible and throw it off your roof.
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>>681817313
I like this. Roll
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>>681819042

If trips, OP shove a rocked up to his asshole and fire it.
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>>681818894
re roll
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let him go u fgt
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Shove in ass
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>>681819055
Re roll
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>>681819180
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let him go.
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Option 4 roll
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Let it go.
Jk lolz
Put gas on it and burn it to death.
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let him go pussy
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let him go pls
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>>681819333
FINALLY
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>>681819333
Winrar
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>>681819444
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>>681819333
WINRAR
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>>681819333
WINRAR
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>>681819333

REAL TRIPS HAS SPOKEN

OP IS JUST A FAGGOT.
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>>681819193
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>>681819307
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Rolling for microwave
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>>681819333
win rar
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>>681819193
Newfag fuck off
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>>681819193
>tips fedora
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Space program
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>>681819305
damn that's awful
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OP here.... editing vid.... will upload to vid me soon
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Stop this madness! y-you monster
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>>681817544
>>681817341
>>681817210
It's been too long since we had a good space mission
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>>681819667
Post pictures of aftermath
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>>681819667
webm the cunt
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>>681819667

OP... you're retarded... fuck you...
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Mission control is ready to guide this grasshopper to it's fate. Let's do this shit.
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Rolling for Hoppers in space
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>>681819636
Hey man, that's chinks for ya
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>>681817210
i dont see option put in arse?
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>>681817651
roll for this
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>>681818731
Buzz light year crys while softly saying to infinity... and beyond..... buddy
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>>681819667
Wtf is vid me, just do webm nigga
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>>681819305
faggot
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>>681818266
KILL YOURSELF!
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>>681819333
The wait begins
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OP here. Just kidding. I didn't do space mission. I felt bad for the little guy and let him go. Sorry guise
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>>681819885
OP here.... webm is gay and has no sound... I want 60fps with sound and I am editing launch slo mo becasue I am a good anon.
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do we have a winrar yet? i'm too lazy to read this thread
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This will be winrar
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>>681819960

nah, you're not OP. OP is a faggot and you're not.
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>>681819919
What is a faggot?
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>>681819960
fake
>>681820009
real
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>>681819305
Why do you save those videos? Showing other 8th-graders?
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>>681820017
Space program
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LX7WrHCaUA
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>>681820070
OP
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>>681819919
That I funny watermark is a nice touch
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>>681820072

Autistic

>>681820072

Autistic
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>>681820009
waiting...
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op NASA needs this research where are you?
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OP here. I'm trying to upload pictures for you guys but it won't let me. I don't know what's wrong
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>>681817588
WINRAR?
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>>681820085
Because I like to Russtle Jimmies :^)
>>681820124
Kek
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>>681819461
>>681819605
>>681819611
>>681819919
>>>/reddit/
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op you beautiful man how long now
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>>681820009
Link vid pl0x
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Put it in your butt
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>>681820228
>>>trap threads
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>>681820070
you
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Say a prayer for our insect brother
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>>681820139
Pretending to be a giant faggot is less autistic than calling it out?
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microwave cuz i ain't never seen that shit.
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>>681820311
>deflecting

No, just go home, redditard.
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OP here. Uploading now... 30fps 720p... best I could do on short notice and vid me .... soon...
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>>681820349
Thanks Anon, here's a (you) for you
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>>681820363
Ash to ash dust to dust
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>>681819333
You better fucking do it!
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>>681817651
Rollerino
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>>681820413
Op is not the hero we need, he is the hero we want
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