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This is my tool bag, what's my job /b/tards?
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This is my tool bag, what's my job /b/tards?
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Tinner
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Cumdumpster
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>>681813890
Electrician.

Now what's my job?
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>>681815635
Some sort of engineer?

wat do I do?
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>>681816474
You work for Aker Solutions offshore.
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>>681816474
>>681816956
And as a Instrument Commissioning Technician
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>>681813890

Professional Cuck
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>>681817404
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>>681816956
>>681817199
Close. I work onshore as a pressure tester and mechanic .
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>>681815635
Winrar, the pliers and stupid selection of screwdrivers give it away? And I'm going to say a geologist or surveyor? Working in mining?
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>>681816474
Yeah civil engineer
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okay
what's my job?
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>>681817529
Hei, Morten. Det er meg Øyvind. Hvordan går det med deg?
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>>681818382
Something to do with agriculture? Like clearing deforestation?
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>>681818382
airforce pilot?
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>>681818536
Jeg jobber egnklig ikke der lengre. var læring i fjor. oljekrise and all.
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>>681818612
>>681818621
wrong
i don't have a job!
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>>681813890
Electrician
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>>681818876
Bare bøller med deg
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Not given a lot to go on OP but i'd guess your a sparky like me. Judging by the drivers, cutters, pliers etc.
Thats one dirty toolbag too. Clean your shit man
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>>681815635
Human resources dept of transportation pavement
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>>681818883
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>>681818382
Cab lizard equipment operator?
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>>681819231
I working in mining so it's a mate point, that's the base layer of crap
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>>681819087
hehe. var faktisk noen på avdelingen som het Morten. og en på naboavdelingen som het Øyvind.
men jeg har aldri møtt et manneske som bruker ordet bøllet så jeg tror deg.
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>>681813890
dirty hobo?
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>>681813890
Look after your tools you disgusting, tramp.
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>>681819455
Fair play man. Working in a mine. That's graft.
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>>681813890

Village person
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>>681819704
What do you do for an occupation?
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>>681815635

"distress identification manual"...a useless human resources faggot. a field invented to appeal to the soft and weak minded.
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>>681819704
Despite the dirt they all work fine, nothing worse than seized up pliers
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>>681819646
Jeg var inne på tanken på at du kanskje bare var lærling, men satses på at du jobbet der fast og googlet meg frem til noen ansattes navn med den stillingsbeskrivelsen. Skummelt egentlig. Lykke til på jobbmarkedet!
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>>681819890
Shop fitting my good man. I used to tile.
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>>681813890
Being a massive faggot?
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>>681819704
Faggot wont even even answer the question. Probably gets fiddled by daddy and plays WOW all day
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>>681820517
See >681820450
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>>681813890
Im a professional gay escort my nigga
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>>681820329
takk. endte opp som student.
<- I trådens ånd er dette jobben min nå.
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>>681820068

you're an idiot
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What's my job?
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>>681820612
Yeah soz my bad. We must have been posting at the same time.
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>>681821011
Delivery man.
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>>681821011
I don't care gtfo
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>>681821158
What's your occupation, man?
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>>681813890
Life guard for the local pool?
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>>681813890

greeter at walmart
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>>681820804
least i'm not in hr
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>>681821220
Yes!
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>>681821367
Kek
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Guess mine homies
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>>681821388
Do the spreadsheets on his desk and American time zones point to HR faggotron?
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>>681821342
Spark or electrical supervisor to be specific. But half tools half supervise. Not static. Fuck sitting on my arse all day. Hate the fact i have to fill out paperwork n shit these days
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>>681821555
Train conductor at a concentration camp
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>>681821555
Checked ^
And something like a crane operator?
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>>681821555
Scrap Yard
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because i cant take a picture of my job ill just tell you what i do. im a professional cup. i cup my hands together and hold liquid in them for rich people. when they want something to drink i tilt my hands towards their mouth and pour the liquid in. i rarely get beat either which is nice.
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>>681813890
Faggot?
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>>681821853
Kek
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Better hint for ya'll
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>>681821472
What's my prize?
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>>681822264
Foundry tech?
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>>681813890
studying media technology. soon done with the first of 5 years. looking forward to studying internet security/ AI in the final years
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>>681822366
Steel mill mechanical maintenance
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>>681822264
steel mill
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>>681813890
You appear to be a filthy electrician who doesn't take care of his tools.
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>>681821627
I always think if I could go back, I'd learn electrics or joinery.
Decent pay?
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>>681813890


(812) 381-3356
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Your job is apparently taking shitty care of your tools.
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>>681813890
you are a stunt dick for porn movies
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Male prostitute
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>>681818382
From the looks of that laptop you're a time traveler
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>>681813890
Dentist
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>>681821250
firefighter, but on a faggot department that can't afford Scott airpaks.
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>>681822572
Read above fag muncher
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>>681822582
Pays alright man. 26 with a nice flat not too far outta london. Don't really have much left over after the bills. Recently got asked to start estimating in the office which coulda earnt me some better money but after a few months i hated it so much i felt like flipping my desk and destroying the computer. So i've gone back to tools. Happiness>money in my opinion.
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>>681823354
I think when you have a trade job its pretty much just a 'get paid, live for the weekend' type thing anyway. I wouldn't exactly say I'm passionate about electrics but it's a good laugh on site with the boys rather than political correct bullshit rules in the office. For me anyway
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>>681823824
That pretty much sums up shop fitting too tbh - living for the weekend. I mean, it's great getting to travel all over the UK but working away for up to a week at a time can get a little monotonous.
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>>681815635
>Now what's my job?
Boring af.
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>>681824143
Yeah i hear ya. Not all of us in the world can have the luxury of being paid mega bucks to do something we love. I was a lazy cunt at school so i consider myself lucky really. Shop fittings decent work man. Honest work, honest pay.
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>>681823824
There is absolutely no shame in trade work. It's tradesmen that make the world fucking work. There are so many kids in schools that have the unrealistic expectation of graduating college and getting a prestigious, high paying job because "muh degree". Fast forward 4 plus years and they are broke, jobless, and worthless.

tl;dr my bad, I'll get off my soapbox
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>>681821619
Haha yeah I'm definitely not in HR. It's a pavement distress identification manual. I'm a transportation engineer
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