5$ pizza ? must be really small

really fucking hard decission dude

>>681801877

a 5 dollar frozen pizza is infinitely superior to any beer you can get for 5 bucks. unless you're buying exactly 1 beer

whats the best kind of pizza?

Beer it is

>>681801877
if you buy beer your going to want to eat pizza
if you buy the pizza you might not want
to drink the beer


10/10 would eat pizza
>inb4 party v&

One of them ten inchers from walmart is hot and five bucks
6 pack of tall busch is five ish.
>>681801959
Damn straight it is

You must choose beer fagget

Beer. It's made of grain. If you poured it in a pan and baked it you'd have bread. Add some tomato sauce and cheese you'd have pizza. It's the same thing really.

It's Friday. Take both. In fact sprinkle some fine Cannabis herb on that pizza.

>>681802196
Maybe not ten inches, thatd be dumb.
Its pry bigger than that

>>681802260
Found another fiver, may jdo just that

Shut the fuck up all of you.
Get pizza.

>>681802294
OP has been known to take 10 inches without any problem in the past.

>>681802196
>busch
Miller High Life pounders are the same price for a six pack. Busch is for beer pong, not regular drinking.

>>681801877
5 dollars should be too much for beer and to little for pizza. so you're only option is beer.

Would go for the beer. Its like 10 beer here in germany if you buy a cheap one.

>>681801877
make the pizza into calzone

>>681801877
beer get some oe's they'll fuck you up for $5

Pizza duh

>>681805283
>get some oe's
>oe's
You realize this site is only for white people, right?

>>681801877
Do you have food?
If yes, get beer.
If not, get pizza.

just go to a gas station and get a tall boy and whatever shit inducing hot foods 3 dollars will afford you.

>>681801877
Always buy booze when you are on the skint and only have money for one, not the other.

1. You get drunk quicker, cause youve already got an empty stomach.
2. 9 times out of 10, if you go wandering when drunk, you usually run into some sort of food.
3. if you dont find food, its easier to get to sleep cause drunk.

Also - Pro tip, if your going to embark on the career of a drunk, always keep a jar of peanut butter in the fridge. Enough protein in a spoon full of peanut butter to get you to the next day. (so you can keep drinking)

>>681801877
>Delicously cheesy goodness
>Bitter crap

Are you retarded?

>>681801877
beer definitely

>>681805723
>peanut butter
>in the fridge
Costanza.jpg

>>681805453
M00t said it was kool if i stayed

buy weed

>>681805737
>found the 6 year old

>>681801927
Little Ceaser's makes a surprising good large pizza for $5.00. The use mozzarella and muenster cheese, and if you get a sausage for example (also $5.00) and add some rosemary and fresh basil you can easily make a top tier product.

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Buy a pizza. You're going to look really stupid buying only a beer at a pizza restaurant.

>>681805723
Anon, you might need to talk with someone

>>681805908
>implying people stop tasting bitter.
>implying giving into peer pressure is cool
>implying being an insecure faggot who need alcohol to be themselves is a sign of being an adult.

Enjoy your shitty life wasting money on overpriced crap that is literally poison.

>>681805869
Hey man, im off bread okay?

>>681806150
>6 year old thinks he can talk his way out of being considered a faggot
Not a chance. This isn't a discussion. This is someone better than you telling you what you are.

>>681806086
haha....... yeah. Dont worry, sorted that out a long time ago. Tee total. I drink once a year, if that.

Basically only at weddings or christmas and usually only for toasting purposes.

Fuckin give me all the drugs in the world though, and some.

>>681805926
7-11 does better for 55 cents more.

>>681806310
Wow, what a great reply. Really countered my argument. Totally didn't make you sound like a person who ran out of ideas and has to grasp at straws rather than admit on an anonymous site that they are wrong.

/sarcasm

That means I was being sarcastic. I added that because I know you are a little slow and I didn't want you to strain yourself.

>>681803718
Das sollte man aber nicht Bier nennen.

>>681806537
see, where you failed though is by trying to engage someone on this piss hole of a site.

>>681806537
>dumbass little virgin is still replying after daddy told him his replies are irrelevant
This is why people laugh at you behind your back, spaz.

>>681805977
You'd be surprised how many people, drunkards or not, will come into a pizza place just to buy beer and nothing else. Happens several times a day all day

>>681806501
Yeah but they have a shitty product. Don't get me wrong, sometimes you just want a shitty pizza.

The only pizza I ever returned due to being shitty was one from Walmart (the ones made there). They just started making them and they fucked up horribly I guess. Point is pizza is a good food.

>>681806722
>Yeah but they have a shitty product.
>Implying LC doesn't
It's time to stop posting.

>>681806649
Isn't that 70% of the reason to post? Kill time with unimportant BS?

>>681806664
I upped my game. I had a few old dominos uniforms from my friends.

I just used to get hammered drunk, wearing the uniform, walk into any dominos and just start acting the fool in anyway possible.

Most times, they would give you pizza just to fuck off.

>>681806661
And the hole gets deeper...

>>681806811
I don't know what the Little Ceaser's are like where you live, but you need to move.

>>681806882
>...
Learning disability detected. Either that or you're queer/female.

>>681806942
I don't know what the standard for decent pizza is where you live, but you need to move.

>>681806948
Kekked.

>>681806856
top kek

>>681807004
Fresh quality products, caramelised cheese, and a sauce that is not lacking in herbs such as oregano and basil.

Beer. Buy a 40 of Mickey's, still left over money for dollar menue somewhere.

>>681807166
How much is LC paying you to shill for them?

>>681805926
I mean considering that it is only 5 bucks it really isn't that bad.

Though if I'm trying to eat pizza that isn't from a decent restaurant or delivery joint I'm usually getting one from the supermarket to make at home. My preferred is the local bowling alley's brand, which is very good.

>>681801877
I literally got the craving for some pizza and beer last night and got both. It was fucking solid as fuck, a delicious citrus pale ale with a big ass greasy pepperoni fresh out of the oven. I'd say get the pizza if you had to pick, because once you drink the beer you'll just crave the pizza even more. At least you won't be hungry after the pizza, and you can always just get some beer later.

>>681801877
Go to casino and turn that 5 into 100, then go to a nice restaurant and get shitfaced and order their biggest dankest pizza

>>681808090
With slight modifications, I've never had pizza better than a Little Ceaser's for under $16.00. Sometimes I'll get a pizza hut for variety, but I wouldn't call it, or any other chain (save perhaps Blackjack and sometimes Papa Murphy's) better. Anyone know of a relatively cheap local pizza to SW Florida?

>>681808873
I dunno man I think Papa John's beats out Little Caesar's in terms of quality and is still fairly cheap, although you'll pay a fair whack more than five bucks but still under $16.

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>>681801877

Totinos pizza and a couple tall boys

dubs decide beer

>>681801877
>bread slice
>tomato paste
>ham
>mozzarella
>gril that shit in an oven

10/10 bogan pizza

>>681801877
Pizza so you are fit to go and earn more money. No one will employ you when you smell of beer. After you earn money you can have both.

>>681809599

op here, thanks. buying beer now

>>681809599

no truth has ever been been more true.

>>681810128
you dun goofed

>>681801877
beer fills you up like you just ate cause of the wheat and hops
plus its just water weight and easy to lose for a sexy firmer body

>SB-129
>still drinking beer
move up to spirits, faggots.

>>681801877

Realy depends if you're hungry m8

>>681801979
I'm glad I'm in Germany. For 5 bucks you can almost a gallon of good beer and still buy a frozen pizza.

>>681801877
Get pizza and then get water since prob free.

>>681811012
Fuck no. Liquor is for teenagers and women.
You know, the two social groups who don't have accountabity and responsibility.

>>681811433
Yeah...here in canada ill pay $35 for 18 cans..

>>681803718
>>681806626
Well, there are a lot of great and cheap beers. Herrenhäuser, Holsten, Breznak, Köstritzer, ...

>>681811901
Still gonna visit Canada sometime. Beautiful country.

Last I checked you can't get drunk off pizza.

>>681812316
Do it soon, were getting so over runned by immigrants, our small town culture isgetting rocked hard...though i probably dont have to explain that to a german i suppose..

5 for beer is like a tall can for now and a tall can for later.

5 for pizza is like a dingy little personal pizza that doesnt even fill you up.


If you're broke buy real food.

>>681801877
Pizza. Beer tastes like poisoned piss. Pizza and weed.