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Rate my turtle
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>>681801819
Jar Jar / 10
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>>681801819
Turtley enough for the turtle club
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Does it have some kind of down syndrom ?
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10/10 best Turtle EU.
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>>681802091
Not that I know of.
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8/10 thats a pretty solid turtle you got there
What kind is it?
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jar jar/10
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>>681802220
Thanks. Gulf cost softshell
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Well he's white so that's cool.
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>>681801819
10/10 would cum on shell
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>>681802170
9/10 then
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>>681802371
couldn't place it. thanks

/thread
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>>681801819
Show us its dick
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>>681802482
I suppose you're correct
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>>681801819
Turtle/10

Would turtle.
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hot.
nudes?
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>>681801819
what is this?

looks like id name it "softshell elephant sandturtle"
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>>681801819
shits pretty weak, 2/10 would not bang.
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>>681802666
Ok Satan
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>>681802822
Gulf coast softshell.
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>>681802804
Nope
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>>681802473
Pretty cool
Got an Moorish land and a yellow box turtle, both bros. Maybe I'll get one that looks like yours
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Looks weird
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>>681802880
typical box turtlefag
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>>681801915
My thoughts exactly.
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>>681803066
They're pretty cool.
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>>681803064
bould I have a photo of his bottom, then?
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>>681803182
My turtle ain't no nigger
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>>681801819
what type of turtle?
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>>681803280
Read thread
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Is it true that an erect turtle dick is almost as long as its body?
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>>681803241
Nah
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>>681803511
Dunno
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What's wrong with this turtle?
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>>681803940
It just went back home from Chernobyl.
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>>681803940
Nothing. He's a softshell
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>>681801981
Well done!
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>>681803539

It looks low energy
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>>681803252
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pancake/10
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>>681804244
Just chillin
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>>681803034
Cool, where'd you get it? Catch it?
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>>681804327
Why you make turtle a nigger?
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>>681804469
Everyone who has a turtle like this is a child molester
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>>681803539
>>681803665
you're as fun as your turtle. I'm out. Get better pics the next time. Worst thread even
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>>681804602
It's all he knows how to do in Photoshop.
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>>681804469
Caught it in a river in Louisiana about three years ago.
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>>681804602
I didn't this is its true self. Everyone knows that turtles are niggers in disguise
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>requires raised sandy areas next to a body of water

Enjoy your turtle bro while it's still breating, eat it when it dies... soon.
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>>681804609
Wut?
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>>681804650
Fuck off turtle hater
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>>681804877
Why you say that. He's in water with sand bottom.
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>>681804877
He can get out of the water to bask
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>>681804681
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>>681804801
Please explain your position
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>>681801981
Topkek
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>>681805424
Fucking shit stain
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make a youtube channel for your turtle and just shoot him candidly in different places bi-weekly
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He must be bored as fuck
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>>681806011
Would people actually watch that?
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>>681806212
He's got plants and other enrichment on the other side of his tank. I had some fish in there with him, but he ate them
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>>681806011
if it's high quality and shot with this sort of hipster intent that it's simplistic art and emphasis on high quality footage, yes -- they would

it'd probably only need to be 1-3 minute videos including angled perspectives, maybe a costume here and there and just travel around.... showing people your turtle.

trust me, you have no clue how many people would actually subscribe to something like this if it's done right.
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>>681806750
this was meant for >>681806385
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>>681801981
Fukken lol
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name him phimosis
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>>681801819
squirtle/10
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>>681806750
Hmmm. Maybe I'll give it a try.
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>>681801819
My homie creeping around my room
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>>681801819
Would fuck
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>>681806963
Nice! Colombian red tail?
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>>681806891
Looks nothing like squirtle, pokefag
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>>681807063
Yup
He's about 9 ft long and almost 6 yrs old feed him a rabbit everymonth
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Donatello/10
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>>681801915
dammn is this the hivemind?
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>>681801819
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>>681807453
Cool. My friend has a red tail about that same size. Was a little over two feet when he got it
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>>681801819
10/10 turtler you got there bro.
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>>681808012
Thanks bro. He's pretty awesome
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>>681807866
Was gunna post video of him him eating a rabbit but it's on old phone and its being a cunt
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>>681808676
No worries
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