eat chocolate, eat her out, fuck her
/thread

>>681796771
>insta cum
>stroke/heartfailure
>Empty bowels

sad but tru

>>681796771
clean that up you filthy whore!

Kill her for wasting one week's worth of chocolate.

>chocolate
>not shit
I would be really disappointed to be honestasia famalama

>>681796771
candy/food and sex does not mix imo

>>681796771
I can smell the diarrhea from here. Clean up, bitch.

>>681796771
>sees choco slut
>sees tub
>remembers i don't have money or knowledge to properely clean/ unclog tub of chocolate
>drops to kneees and eats all chocolate and choco slut
>diabetes takes over

>>681796928
Fucking cancer

>>681796771
>make her fart
>encase fart in chocolate bubble
>let it cool
>wrap like actual candy
>profit

>>681796771
It depends... is that chocolate?

>>681796771
vagina in my chocolate!!!!!

>>681796771
slap her shit for being one nasty fuck

Pour myself a big glass of milk

>>681796771
I don't fuck niggers, if that's what you're asking me.

>>681797444
Zozzle

Flush!

>>681796771
YELL THERE IS A NIGGER IN MY HOUSE
AND THEN SHOOT IT

>>681797209
i've never known someone who agrees with me on this.

>>681797886
Top Kek!

Make here eat all the chocolate.

Call a plumber

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>>681796771
>Go to fridge
>grab bag of marshmellows and strawberrys
>go back to bathroom turn 360 and walk away

>>681797886
>>681798018
Samefag!

>>681796771
CANNONBALL

>>681796771
THERES SHIT EVERYWHERE

HE SHIT ALL OVER MY BATHROOM

THERES SHIT EVERYWHERE

THERES SHIT ALL OVER THE WALLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8geLnpGmQAQ

>>681798154
You got me. Trying to help my self esteem... My mom says I'm cool!

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>>681797083
>one week's worth of chocolate
Are you Swiss? Or fat as fuck? Or both?

>>681797209
It's great if you like yeast infections

>>681796771
"Get out of my bathtub nignog, you're muddying up the clean white water!"

>>681798285
Helps the bread rise

Get diabeetus.

Make a joint and go on pc

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>>681798242
>one week's worth of chocolate
The winter had been cold, with nothing to burn in the stove but chocolate. My toes were sticking through my boot, but with no replacements available, I was forced to brace against the bitter cold. And still, the chocolate rations continued to arrive. Armed escorts rationed each portion according to citizens' ages and size. I prayed for cabbage, a potato, a bone for soup, to have my prayers fall upon the ears of a deaf God. In a desperate attempt to free herself from the chill, Katja has smothered herself in Chocolate and refuses to leave the bathtub. I fear we will not last the night. Such is life in Candyland.

>>681796771
I'd be pretty fucking pissed. That's gonna take a while to clean up.

>>681796771
>""Ugh there's chocolate in your hair, its gonna take a while to get it all out. No, you're not going to waste all my water bill. Oh yea btw, nice ass."

>>681798926
>such is life in Candyland

Fucking kek

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>>681796771
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

>>681796771
[spoiler]chocolate[/spoiler] sauce?

Well first I'd walk in and be in utter disbelief that this bitch has the audacity to waste all that chocolate my goddamn hard earned dollars bought. I would then grab her by the hair and hold her under the chocolate watching her drown while intermittently pulling her head up and shoving my rock cock into her mouth suffocating her even further. I would then dip my sweaty balls, taint, and rectum into the chocolate and make her clean it all off. Then I would fuck her asshole using only chocolate as lube. Finally I'd finish in her cunt and make her use the chocolate to clean my cum out of her. Dumb bitch wasting all that chocolate.

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>>681799880
>shoving my rock cock into her mouth

>start hitting her with a wooden spoon yelling "THE PASTE ISN'T READY YET" until she stops moving
>add flour, eggs and yeast
>light a fire under the bathtube
>wait until your apartment takes fire
>profit

>>681796771
>who are you and are you going to clean that shit up slut?

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>>681796771
GREAT, Well i guess i won't be having chocolate on my ice cream.

This is why we can't have nice things, anon!

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>>681796771
Really hope that's chocolate...

if (chocolate) {
do (drain);
} else if {
$(tub).appendTo('dumpster');
}

return 0;

This is the problem if it where a man, he would

>be a pervert
>it would be a B and E
>list goes on

>its a woman so its ok

no treat her like a man would be treated, shoot her, or call the cops and get her 20 years for breaking and entering, sexual perversion and more

she will be a sexual offender

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>>681800546
Howling, fedora wearing, MGTOW, virgin autist detected.

>>681796771
turn 360° and walk away

>>681800775
top kek

im not a virgin
i dont wear hats
im not Mgtow although i hate women
also i might be autistic

im not a wolf, as from my sheep skin im simply a sheep that looks like a wolf who looks like a shark wearing a wolf and sheep skin

>>681800775
god damn that is the most punchable face ive seen today

>>681796771
Get out my willy wonka and stick it in her oompa loompa

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>>681800943
Well, that certainly shut me up.

>>681800841
turn 360 so you are in the exactly same spot

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>>681801019
O rly?

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>>681796771
call the cops, tell them there is a naked girl taking a chocolate bath in your bathroom.
Get arrested.

>>681796771
When the fuck did I get a bathtub?!

think to self, whos gunna clean this up

>>681796771
Eat her out for hours and tell my wife its beyond my ability not to.

>>681801746
there is my laugh for the day, thanks

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>>681798926
>Candyland
OP is making white people in to slaves with that chocolate!

>>681800943
Mah nigga, you acoustic as fuck.

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>>681797371
Assuming direct control

>>681801786
you want a pipe for that crack

>>681796771
Shitter's clogged

>>681798926
infinite keks

>>681796771
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BATHTUB

drown that bitch for stealing a tub and filling it with chocolate and putting it in my house.

>>681797444
you made me cum

>>681796771
bake her in her own pie and eat it like chocolate

>>681802344
Look at those piles.

>>681798137
who the fuck keeps marshmallows in their fridge

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>>681802620

Dump the bitch out and dive init'.


These bitches ain't got shit on cocoa. Nigga.

>>681796771
Suck on her chocolate toes one...by...one

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>>681796771
reach in and pull the drain, and tell her to rinse off. in mean time, eat chocolate off my arm, when shes clean, sex her.

>>681796771
Mix muh poop with her poop

>>681797404
How wanting pussy cancer

>>681805034
FUCK OFF

Holy shit i have a bath??

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>>681796771

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Throw her out of that tub, get a ladle and drink that chocolate sauce up!