>>681793941
Might as well kill yourself

>>681793941
Top kek stealing condiments? Like ketchup etc? Wtf

>>681793941

Turn to a life of crime to makes ends meet

>>681794148
Yeah ketchup, BBQ sauce, mayonnaise whatever has calories I can take without getting in shit

>>681793941
>poorfag thread
>poor fag
>fag

>fag thread
*fixed

>>681794347
Why don't you just steal actual food if you're literally on the verge of starving

I've only been eating peanut butter.
Get free shit off Craigslist and sell it on fb for 5 bucks

Living the dream I guess

I pick butts from ashtrays/ground and smoke them till I hit the filter

>>681794979
Lol

>>681794979
Can anybody PayPal me some cash so I can eat something other than peanut butter? I'm really getting fucking sick because of it

>>681795619
Go to Tim Hortons and get donuts

you have internet, why not fill out job apps instead of begging?

>>681795114
fuck... i do that too

>>681793941
get a job? bro work fast food and draw foodstamps and you should be good

>tfw broke

>>681796204
I work 45 hours a week but after rent I'm broke and have 20$ a month for food

Dude. You need to develop social skills and start networking with people who have money. I was a poor fag for a long time, when people who have money actually like you as a person and a friend, they will show you how to at least make ends meet. I'm not talking about hand outs either, you need to meet people who will teach you how to fish because obviously your parents didn't. (Btw mine didnt either).

>>681796204
Not OP but may take up to a month before getting approved for food stamps but I agree get a job at a pizza shop eat all you want also do what I call white trash robbery
>call fast food places
>complain about non existent order
>get free food
Works best at places owned by taco Bell they have a replace no matter what policy

Also food banks are awesome

Get a job as a lawyer or doctor so you can afford to eat

>>681796494
This. This how I managed until I got out of tech school and actually started earning $$

>Father disabled, retired and needs constant care
>I'm recovering from cervical cancer and can't legally work because of various surgeries
>Mother's only one that works but only for $500 a month
>We're all sick, poor and living on literally nothing

I'd gone two days without eating before last night.

>>681797510
500 a month? Your mom's lazy as fuck

>>681797510
You do realize there is work online you can do with no skills right? We are in a freelance/contract economy at the moment, look up transcribing.

>>681797810
I just checked and you need skills to do that

>>681797621
She works with the nursing board in my state. She just got a raise though. How can you say she's lazy when she is literally carrying a family?

>>681797810
>>681798103
What kind of skills?

>>681798155
Because she's obviously not working full time if she makes 500$ a month, 16 year olds at mcdonalds make more than twice that a month

Find church groups in your area that feed the homeless n' shit. That and soup kitchens. Turn up there in your disintegrating shoes. Free food.

>>681798155
I dont know what skills but I looked up transcribing jobs and it made no sense

>>681797810
>tfw too poor to own a computer or laptop
>tfw using shitty samsung acer phone with a cracked screen

need money to make money I guess so I'm fucked

>>681798380
She works from 8-6 monday through friday.

>>681798472
Shit.

>tfw you spend all your money on alcohol and cigarettes

canada is expensive as fuck to be an alcoholic

>>681798840
Does she get like 4$ an hour?

>>681798922
I took out for medical expenses. $500 is what we basically have to live on, not including bills and basic needs. I'm sorry, I didn't know I had to spell this all out first post.

>>681796655
that only works when it's really busy

>>681799324
Why don't you get a job so you have money to eat

>>681799638
What?

>>681798871
>tfw you spend all your money on alcohol and cigarettes

THIS. Ausfag tho.

Why don't you go to the ebt office they can give you food stamps. Also dumpster diving

>>681793941
>poorfag
>has to steal mustard
>can afford to live in a house

Ok, whatever.

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You know that coin game at taco Bell? Where you try to land the coin on the last peg. Practice that, and you can get 1 burrito per day for $0.25. The trick is drop the coin directly onto the second-to-last peg, then wiggle it onto the bottom peg.

>>681793941
Have you thought about spending money on food and not Internet and spending time working instead of shit posting?

>>681798871
And a smoker, fam. You (and I) need to give that shit up.

>>681794347
Holy fuck, go to a good bank or something. That's why those places exist.

>>681799913
b...b...but that means i have to work!?

>>681800073
Oh yeah smokes are expensive

>>681793941
>Tfw shoes are falling apart

Pro tip: the clearance section of most shoe outlets will almost always have nice shoes for under 20 dollare in your size. I got 5 nice pairs of vans for 60 bucks, and some nice cross fit shoes at Adidas for 20$ when they were originally 75$

I won't have to think about buying shoes for at least a couple years and I spent 80$

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>>681793941
Why not get a second job?
The stray cat at work eats more than you lmao

>>681795114
ktfb, ausfag here, ciggies are like $35 for a pack now

>ITT: pathetic fags talk about home they cant get money, people tell them home, they make excuses.
Stay poor.

>>681800073
>>681800420

Grow weed. Get like 4 plants going.

Quit cigarrets and start smoking pot in its stead. You can also sell weed and make a shit ton of money, if you do it right you will be able to sell, make money, and smoke for free, for extended periods of time. The key is to find broke ass niggas like yourself to sell to. Sell by the gram at 20 a g. You make the most profit margins that way.

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If you look presentable, try to work for a small restaurant. I started prep cooking and got at least one large meal a day and got paid.

Feelsgoodman

>>681793941
Take Note "Poorfags"

If you want to work , you will find work.

There are churches , shelters, community groups almost everywhere that there are civilized humans.

There are food outlets that throw out unused food at the end of the night , find them and make use of their careless attitude

go to the library/research online , you can find/grow/forage food easily for most of the year.

stop bitching about your situation.

there are people lying in hospital with cancer , just waiting for death to claim them and there are very few of them on here bitching and expecting everyone else to sort their problems out.

man up

grow a fucking set

and get on with your worthless faggot life.

( I was a homeless heroin user, got myself straight by going cold turkey and got back up there, now live in a $600,000 house and earn close to $175K a year. so I hate whiny faggots telling me how hard it is)

>>681800654
Wtf? I thought 12 dollars was insane here in canada

>>681800894
What's your job

>>681801070
that's mainly for the best brands, the shit tier ones are still like $20

>>681801070
>>681800654

$4.30 in Tennesse. For a pack of Marlboros.

Lol

>>681800654

Holy hell, how can you guys deal with being taxed like that?

>>681793941
same here
have a shitty house, no hot water, no appropriate toilet, mother is sick in head- so i'm watching over here, all relatives dont give a fuck, even my brother. I'm working, but not enough income, now i'm drinking some cheap wine, because i feel fucked up in the head (depression, etc.,) for about 2 years i'm thinking to an hero, i dont know what is keeping me alive- maybe my mother, tomorrow i will go to work and smile, but i'm still here fighting this sorrow, fuck it, i dont want to be a scum of the earth! OP! Stay strong! Or fuck it all! peace!

Bait

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>>681801070
>>681801176
>>681801222
>payin to fuck up your respiratory system

>>681800845
This. Just work food industry. It's a little bit of work (sometimes a lot) but anybody can do it. You can pretty much eat for free.
I lived a year eating almost exclusively at work.

>>681801070

Presumably he's also talking AUS dollars.

>>681793941
What do you do just drink the condiments?

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>>681795689
hi welcome to tim hortons take order buddy

>>681800894
see
>>681797510

>>681801222
You from Tn bro?

>>681801421

Which is on par with the Canadian dollar.

>>681793941
>>681793941
Been there done that man, one time i only had 2$ left for a few days so I bought a jar of mayo to eat because it has alot of calories

>>681801437
Yeah I take them home and mix the ketchup, mustard, honey, mayonnaise and sugar in a bowl and eat it

>>681801609
Top kek picturing someone literally eating just mayo

>>681801517
Yeah and it has been mentioned there is work online, or hell drive for uber one a day. Money in is money in

>>681797510
>can't legally work
>legally
Wat

>>681793941
>tfw OP buys a computer and internet but is to stupid to buy food before financing some useless shit

>>681801869
I can not leave the house for a few months because of chemo and surgeries dude.

>>681801949
See above.

>>681799638
Because you can't eat money retard

>>681802190
It just spins weird when you say you are legally forbidden from working. You need some money

>>681800894
Either
A. Bullshit
Or
B. Typical rich kid whiner

>>681802190
So you cant work online bruh? Youre legally blocked from doing freelance work online dude? Like instead of being on 4chan you could be looking for work youre qualified for man. Like come on bruh.
https://www.upwork.com/mobile/jobs/category/writing
Here ya go bud, just look here bro.

Show your photo please

>>681802546
You want who to show what?

>>681802591
I want your mother to show hers

>>681801517
Yeah I live in Chatt

>>681794347
bro its so easy to waltz into a walmart or something similar and pocket some food. just go straight in and find what you want, slip it in ya pocket and shiggy on out

>>681802854
Nashvillian here.

>>681802502
Holy shit dude this helps a lot. I can't say how much I appreciate that.

>>681802422
I mean I can not go outside, but I think I've found a solution. Sorry if my explanation sounded off.

>>681803052
https://workhub.transcribeme.com/Account/Register
This may require software, but it's good work.

>>681796655
the phony order is the best for a free meal. it's even better if the restaurant has an online ordering system, because for most restaurants they're supposed to be perfect. whenever they aren't, restaurants like those typically just replace the "order" exactly as you want it.

>>681802502
thanks feg

>>681803052
are you in college? what uni

>>681803384
and thank you! Geez, guys, seriously this makes me feel a bit better.

>>681803525
No, I'm not unfortunately.

>>681800894
>( I was a homeless heroin user, got myself straight by going cold turkey and got back up there, now live in a $600,000 house and earn close to $175K a year

are you a rockstar?

>>681800654
How much is minimum wage there?

>>681793941
I'm sorry, bro. Been there. I was working at a supermarket and I didn't have enough money for food so I would take condiment packets to have energy during the day. Just hang in there. Don't drink, it is ultimately more expensive. You'll get sicker. I used to buy all my clothes from goodwill whenever I got some spare change (that means skipping meals and being cold for a week or two). The thing you need to do right now is to look presentable so you can get a job. I understand you're sick, so you need to search for a job that doesn't demand stamina. You will feel shitty and tired, but you'll at least get something to eat. Also, learn how to cook. I can make bread with oil, self rising flour and salt. It's cheap and it can save your ass. I would just go to a friend's house and borrow the oven once a week. Also, you can eat free samples at the stores, and get free samples of toothpaste and cleaning products. Survive and get better. Make it a goal. You'll get there.

>>681802157
I use a samsung acer phone I don't have a computer, my phone doesn't even have calling or text and I steal wifi

>>681801275
>i dont know what is keeping me alive- maybe my mother, tomorrow
> i will go to work and smile, but i'm still here fighting this sorrow

Is this supposed to be a rap?

>>681803770
Just be wary of freelance work, make sure the sites you work for keep ratings on the businesses and people who ask for work. People like to shortchange freelance, i mean any money you bring is is more than you had so...

>>681803923
I work 45 hours a week

>>681793941
then quit spending all your money on cigarettes

>>681801731
>mix the ketchup, mustard, honey, mayonnaise and sugar
Ohgodwhy.jpg

>>681804134
Do you have experience in these sites anon?

Stop smoking you fucking idiotr

>>681793941
Where u from op, I have a 6 bedroom home and only my parents are here some months out of the year, they live mostly in mexico, I could give u a free room, I live in Dallas Texas and wouldn't mind give back to someone in need I was there once too and Noone helped me, I know own a business and make lots of monies, I'm no Homo and I don't like homos

Bro, if you've only got 20 bucks for food then fucking cancel your Internet. I'd rather eat than pay money I can't afford, just so I can jump online and tell people I can't afford to eat!

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>>681795619
you know dah rules sharpie in pooper for 10 dollars bud

>>681804169
In what? If you work at an office at least there's free coffee. That can make you last a bit longer. In my case, I got adopted by my workmates and they would bring me lunch (which is good, because I was pretty much homeless).

>>681804333
Not much, i found a job almost right after i started to get work on them. But i did enough to know to be wary, it isnt a gold mine, but it is money and work. Work you can put on a resume so you dont have big gaps in your work history.

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How do poorfags afford computers and the Internet?

>>681804672
guess your not that "poor"

>>681804807
Most people need a phone to survive.
Free Wi-Fi exists everywhere.

>>681797510
>cervical caner

You know the rules. Show us cancer tits.

>>681804807
I don't have a computer and I steal neighbors wifi

>>681804684
Construction

>>681804092
Throw in a mom's spaghetti verse and I think u got a number one hit there.

>>681793941
U wot? Who even thinks of eating condiments?

>>681795971
First thought as well.

>>681806216
That's tough, man. Have you ever considered on building furniture and sell it way too overpriced to hipster faggots? You could start in a workshop or something and then make your way up.

As for going to uni, what I did was applying for all the aids available and then busting my ass up so I could pay the rest with a scholarship. I was working in whatever I could find in the meantime, and I crashed at a friend's couch most nights (when I didn't have to work). I used uni's shower facilities and I made friends with all the faculty staff including cleaning ladies and the cafeteria workers, so they were nice to me. I graduated magna cum laude. Was tough. I scraped by. I'm not particularly smart, I just worked my ass off. I also have endogenous depression, so I know how you feel. The trick is to not let the disease get the satisfaction of seeing you down.

>>681807362
Never thought of building furniture

>>681807362
My old neighbor did this, except he got defensive about selling, it he had to leave because the landlord was pissed that we had drift wood furniture all over the place

>>681808101
Kek

Why don't you get a fucking job?

>>681808101
That moment you see a typo in your post and just shake your head.

>>681797510
Malnourished tits or GTFO

>>681793941
>stole toilet paper from work
>food from shops
>clothes and shoes are falling apart
>earn more the countrys avarage
>still 'loan' from mom and dad
>all money goes to alcohol and drugs
No stress

>>681804169
Why are you struggling so hard if you're reeling in dough?

>>681795114
I do that when I'm too lazy to go buy some.

>>681808295
I do I work construction 45 hours a week

>>681808591
Why are you so fucking broke then?? Have some fucking self control. I stopped drinking and smoking last year and I have so much more money

>>681808733
Man I haven't drank alcohol in months and I don't smoke cigs or do drugs, no way I could afford to smoke or drink regularly

>>681807478
It could be a good option. You just have to git gud at it.
>>681808101
And not going full retarded like this other dude. Keks were had.

>Mfw people wind up poor
Did no one teach you fags how to handle and manage funds? Shit and I thought I was retarded.

>>681809072
Kek. This. Listen to Dave Ramsey homos. He deals with debt mostly but he's good to listen to

>>681809072
>tfw some of your friends make twice as much as you but they spend it all on ridiculous shit and are always broke

it's ridiculous how bad some people are with money, they blow it as soon as they get it, how do you get paid 1200$ a week every Friday and have pocket change by Sunday morning when they have no bills to pay or car to drive

>>681808923
thing was it was buetiful furniture, just soooo fucking much shit all over the place, watching the landlord lose his shit while mowing the lawn was epic

>>681809295
Those people will end up with nothing in life unless they learn to stop living it up every weekend

>>681809295
>mfw I used to think I was loaded until moved out and realized money really doesn't go far in the real world

>>681809459
yeah, blue collar tax sucks too

>>681809295
A good friend of mine does that man and he's always asking to borrow money until his payday and as soon as he gets paid he's pretty much broke again

>>681809072
People these days don't manage funds they live for the moment and have fun with their money