Waifu claiming threadKinky morning edition.Rules:claim your 2D waifu or husbandodiscuss
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Waifu claiming thread
Kinky morning edition.
Rules:
>claim your 2D waifu or husbando
>discuss with others
>avoid unnecessary lewdness
>keep RP and ERP to minimum
>most important thing: Have fun!
>Gamindustri beat cosplay girl claimed
Quote of the thread:
>Having big tits because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff
Rumia claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ9iflvCwok
Iowa claim
>>681770231
>Good win
Thanks mate, but it always is, because I'm a winner.
Speaking of winning, Shiragami Youko claimed
>>681770509
Why is one of here tits bigger than the other?
@Kirino
>>681770379
Good, life is still peachy. Tired though, and in need of a new game.
How are you?
still here
>>681770665
That's pretty common, actually
>>681770267
One time that happen
>>681770374
Helping my grandma at the office, other than that.. nothing else
>>681770379
Not with that attitude
>>681770381
I dunno how canada works compare to murika
Tumblrtale spider claimed because I'm that much of a faggot.
>>681770699
<3 Tomoko
>>681770665
>why is [real world tit logic]
Sorry you had to find out this way, son.
>>681770743
IRL maybe, but this is a drawing... Wouldn't you expect symmetry?
I really have nothing to do so I'll be here until battery dies.
>>681770665
Maybe perspective (?)
Akiko claim
>>681769952
Just assume everything is ironic until they get angry about it
I was a beta when I was younger but I never actually had that "friendzoned again poor me"-mentality. Every time I couldn't get a girl I saw it as a sure sign I had to improve myself. Now I have this charade of confidence despite my maybe 6-7/10 looks and girls seem to like that. I'm still shy and sad inside but no one notices that past my cheerful and snarky attitude. Not like anyone would care if I showed it anyway
If you look back to yourself are you happier now?
>>681770302
As a writer of both poetry and stories, drawfag with experience in art history I approve this anon's message
>>681770831
>imposing real world logic on shit tier waifu
Are you retarded?
>>681770775
Igloos, moose hustling, syrup gangs, same stuff you'd find in murrica
>>681770777
Cute and good music
>>681770909
That pic is like watching a flower bloom
>>681770851
Looks too abrupt to be perspective
>>681770949
But do they have... Domino's, Pizza hut, Mcdonalds, and MOST of all Dr Pepper?
>>681771075
Yes, yes, yes, and only regular and diet.
>You will cry at the prices though
>>681769588
Ay, I know those dubs tho
>>681769631
Hey. Thanks dude, how you going?
>>681769676
Heh, could be better for a Friday I guess, what have you been up to?
>>681769718
Not much dude, and I think I remember, what have you been up to?
>>681769744
>whats up
Is this like the new question of the day? Heh, nah, just reading a bit, what about yourself?
>>681769762
I suck at socializing with people I've never met before. I'm probably better off dead than doing that.
>>681769784
Oh.. don't be that way dude, I didn't see you in the thread.. and I didn't really get a chance to talk to Ruri, she's been busy with Uni, which is a shame.
Been well?
>>681769882
Sure dude.
>for those who didn't see
>>681770998
i can see that
>>681770854
>If you look back to yourself are you happier now?
Probably happier than I ever will be, honestly. I love myself more than I ever have, and I'm head-over-heels for this girl. I really am just simply put, a better person, and I have so many other people to thank for that, and I love them all so much.
>I wasn't ready for these kinds of feels
Also, I'm trying to get better at so many things, drawing included, but mostly music. I'm a little jealous of people who can draw (Like you, yeah?), but I know with practice I can do it, too!
Claimed.
>>681770637
Anything planned this weekend?
>>681770909
I like you, though I wish you spoke more..
>>681770775
What does she do?
>>681771073
There's no need to complain about these things though.
>>681771258
Nothing really, just gonna chill. How about you?
>>681771207
Ah, is it Friday night where you are?
I guess it is here, too. Well, morning. It's really 1:47 AM.
>>681770948
>Are you retarded?
No, just dumb sometimes.
awoo~
>>681771160
Damnit, was hoping for Dr pepper berries and cream... havent had that since highschool
>>681771207
Not with that attitude, Im no good either but I'm still here
>>681771258
She cleans the office building
>>681771207
Oh shit, I didn't see
Well today I'll be busy coding and 3D modelling mostly, then i gotta get from my place to my parents house because I'm visiting for the weekend. I'll still be here though
>>681771239
Oh shit, right. I fell asleep yesterday before you got back. Lemme see if i can find those sketches
>people who can draw (Like you
Don't get your hopes up, I'm just an amateur drawfag
>>681770509
>keep RP and ERP to minimum
Can we at least have a little?
>>681771334
I was just asking... :l
>>681771258
what do you want me to say
>>681771540
"I love you"
>>681771371
>This is how it goes.swf
shut the fuck you memes
>>681771445
It's kept to minimum, not banned~
c:
>>681771451
Nothing to worry about u.u
>>681771371
I love you.
awoo
>>681771633
No hard feelings, fella, I'll let you get back to your waifu bread
>>681771438
>I fell asleep yesterday before you got back
Don't even worry about it, I'm probably going to after this thread's over. Still, if you find those sketches soon, or even whenever don't hesitate to let me know if you see me! I'm looking forward to 'em.
>>681771361
Yeah, I live in Aus, so I see all kinds of timezones here heh.
>>681771380
Mm, I know, just don't want to say the wrong things. Hey.
>>681771438
Sounds interesting dude, mind posting some models up here?
>>681771445
>have a little
Last time we had a 'little' shit got out of control.
RP, and ERP is a touchy subject in /waifu/, some are fine with it, and some are against it, these threads weren't meant for the whole 'hugbox' thing anyway.
>>681771350
Hit up a fair, probably, depends on the weather. Possibly go to a mall too. It's not really planned out. I didn't really expect this Saturday to be work-free.
>>681771380
Oh, you get paid for that?
>>681771540
How are you, what's up, the usual.
>>681771870
Thats why you get to know them first
>>681771947
Yeah she hooks me up, tho I personally will just help her out cause shes getting old and tires easily
>>681771863
I only found the concept sketches 1/2
>>681771863
This gif. I like it alot.
>>681771947
Sounds like you don't get time off often. What do you do that makes ya so busy?
>>681771863
2/2
So this was my take on vampires
Quite different from the classic thing
>>681771937
That's so cute <3
>>681771574
but it would mean nothing
>>681771947
nothing may go to sleep
>>681772069
Kinda reminds me of the bestial vampire creatures from Blood+
>>681771207
Not a whole lot. Playing Depth. Just bought it today.
>Apologies for slow replies
>>681772107
It'd still be nice to hear. But don't worry Moko, if the words are serious to you I don't want to force them from you
>>681772033
>>681772069
Quite different indeed!
But still, very well-designed and thought-out!
I can tell you put effort into this, and I like it!
I'm heading out, gonna catch some zzzs before work.
Goodnight, anons! It was good to chat with you all!
>>681772445
That last gif was weirdly cropped, huh.
I wish I could find better pictures of Superior Winning Waifu somewhere.
>>681772014
That's nice of you!
>>681772051
Working at a food plant. The place has no set hours, usually get out late and work Saturdays mostly every week. What I heard is that we should be getting the next five weeks of not working Saturdays. I hope so.
>>681772107
You can talk to me if you want, about anything. What time do you usually sleep?
>>681772641
Sleep tight
>>681772445
>filename noticed
I feel flattered, thanks. I don't think I've gone further with this than just concepts but I keep all my sketches because you never know
>tfw have like 1500 pages of sketches
>>681772672
It was fine, not every pic has to be a masterpiece
>>681772641
G'night Rumiabro!
>>681772763
Its the least I can do, she always buys me food
>>681772842
>Not every pic has to be a masterpiece
Yeah, but that little wraparound bit on the left irks me, nonetheless.
>>681770509
here you go, sir
>>681772310
why would you want to hear something that is empty though
>>681772763
About what? and 6 am but its only 2
>>681772939
Fuck I didn't even notice that
>cannot unsee
You have triggered my ocd
Im off everyone. Time for my 2 hours of sleep before work... kek
Night beautiful thread
>>681773232
Good night
>>681773120
M A X I M U M O V E R S I G H T
>>681773232
G'night, pal.
>>681772877
Food is always worth the labor. What do you preferably like to eat?
>>681773063
What do you do during the day? My time to sleep is around 6 to 7 a.m. But recently I've been sleeping earlier than that.
>>681773232
Rest easy.
>>681773232
See ya bud have a good night
>>681773441
Pizza!
Maverick Hunter X claimed
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>>681773577
>claiming the true blue waifu
HOW DARE YOU
>>681773441
sleep till about 10 wake up get coffee and then internet
>>681773718
>sleep till about 10
Where do you work? I want in. Now.
>>681773645
Mwahahaha! He is mine now!
There's always Zero, right?
>>681773800
10 am was not clear
>>681773886
>Sleeping in until 10 am
Still want in.
>>681773886
Sleeping till 10 am is still a luxury I can't afford
>>681773800
I like you
>>681773981
take night classes
Tenryuu claimed
It's so anoying to build a network from scratch.
I only wake up at 10:00am when I am on vacation. Other than that I wake up in time to get to work on time or sleep all day.
>>681773517
Pizza! Everyone's favorite food!
>>681773452
I don't know if you saw my reply
Here: >>681772763
>>681773718
Do you get adequate sleep?
>>681773617
Oh noes, it's Dr. Wahweeeeeee~
>>681774157
OH shit sorry. I'm just going through tabs!
>>681772763
How do you not have a set time? Do you just go in and wait til someone says jobs done? does it at least pay well
>>681774058
Hello and welcome back!
>>681774162
You're welcome
>>681774157
>Pizza
>Everyone's favorite food
Pick one.
Either way, I forgot how slow these threads are and I have a big day ahead of me tomorrow. G'night guys!
>>681774058(You)
dont hang yourself
>>681774157
It is a god send of foods, I feel sorry for anyone that legit dosent like pizza
Gonna chime in one last time to re-iterate just how overrated I think pizza is.
>Think of the distance between you and winning.
>Pretty huge, right?
>If not, you did the math wrong
>Now multiply it by 3600
>If you did the math right, you should have a p big number
>That number means nothing
>You cannot quantify how overrated pizza is
Once again, g'night.
>>681774439
Goodnight you pizza hatin motherfucker. Have a cozy pizza-filled rest.
>>681774439
I just found what I think is the best pizza in town. It's at this tiny little deli tucked away in a little neighborhood. I also had the best gyro I've ever had at the same place.
>>681774491
Fuuuck I'm hungry
>>681774210
It's okay, it happens. Depends on much product we have on that day and how much first shift gets done. It's a lot. But recently we been getting loads of orders. I make $10.50 an hour, I think it's alright.
>>681774286
I like it, I get it free sometimes. Jaja
>>681774911
Free food is always the best, hopefully I get some tomorrow
>>681774911
10.50 is pretty good but still I'd rather know my hours. As long as you're happy with it and make a good living from it that's great.
>>681775042
GODDAMNIT WHY ISNT THERE A OVERNIGHT PIZZA, fuck it.. Im having cereal to satisfy my tummy
Well, how's your day going guys?
>>681774157
i feel fine
>>681775186
I'm not sure if I'm satisfied with a painting I'm working on. I'm not sure it cooks. I might scrap it and start over.
Gourd-chan claimed!
>>681775209
>>681775300
Stop.... STOP
>>681774958
I hope you do!
>>681775061
It's hard work, currently I'm looking for another job. I might get a job in a hospital. I have lots in my savings, so I can live off it for a good 4 months or so. Do you work?
>>681775403
Any plans for today?
>>681775415
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>>681775469
dont worry
it backfired and now i am very hungry
>>681775310
What is it about?
>>681775186
It's good so far, yours?
>>681775210
I thought you slept on me. As long as you're okay (and everyone else.) I'm happy.
>>681775517
The human condition.
>>681775504
Karmas a bitch huh?
>>681775605
tombstone in the oven
double topping
>>681775649
Ugh.. I'm so going grocery shopping for oven pizza when moments like these..
>>681775567
Doing fine thanks, kind of bored though.
>>681775587
Seems interesting..
>>681775567
i should go soon
>>681775403
God knows I can never save money. I spend it pretty fast.
Gonna hop off the threads for tonight. i'll see ya later
5am, time to hit the hay
Good night everyone and remember, you have a heart of gold, don't let them take it from you!
>>681775719
Maybe. It's not cooking right now. Everything is still too connected to it. Everyone and everything is still in the studio.
Back from my hour of sleep, broadcasting from the morning job.
How many waifus can we claim?
rip
>>681775902
It's something you'd like to see once.
>>681775914
Heyo Froggy~
>>681775990
get out
>>681775999
>trips deserve ass
>>681775469
Work and the thread that's all jaja.
>>681775719
It's really slow at night, I like it though. Anything planned for today?
>>681775745
Okay, it was nice talking to you! Hope to do it again soon.
>>681775805
Take care comrade.
>>681775830
Sleep well comrade.
>>681776068
soon not now
>>681776018
Is it? I'm not sure.
Hey guys!
>>681776018
Noire~ <3
Sorry I didn't lewd it up with you more I finally went to sleep. Next time bb, how are you?
>>681776082
Heyoooo <3
>>681776164
whats up psycho
>>681776164
Hi! <3
>>681776145
Oh, sorry. "Soon" is a word that differs with each person.
>>681776164
Cute waifu
Wanna bang
>>681776068
It's actually morning here, still at school but professor is doing oral exams which doesn't concerns me today.
I'll probably buy a couple of beers this afternoon and have a quite long night.
You?
>>681776149
Kind of.
>>681776232
Don't worry about it, not that it always need to be lewd Heh~
It's always appreciated though <3
I'm doing fine thanks~
You?
>>681776277
about half an hour i think
Wanna stay with her in her lab for the whole day and then find out what her room looks like.
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>>681776264
Im new here, what you guys up to ?
>>681776398
I'm doing good!
And yeah, not always lewd but it's still sucks falling asleep during all the fun.
And you're appreciated.
Froggo appreciates vidyawaif <3
>>681776398
I am not sure if I want to see it at all. I'm not sure what I am trying to paint, it is only after I've painted it that I realize that's what I wanted to paint.
I also claim Zero as my backup husbando...
if that's allowed
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>>681771540
Hey nggers, why don't go after REAL women.
fucking faggots, literally the gayest shit ever
>>681776617(you)
>>681776490
torturing a poor hungry soul
>>681776490
jerking off to your color scheme
>>681776398
It's 5:15 a.m. here, going to work today, and later on this thread again. Saturday might go to the fair, depends on the weather.
>>681776461
Before then, got any hobbies?
>>681776518
I feel you for that Heh~
Glad to know that you appreciate Noire though~
Froggo is cute too <3
>pic related
>>681776536
Then we'll see the result when it's done =.0
>>681776814
<3
>>681776683
first off:
you're gay
secondly
go fuck yourself
enjoy fucking you waifu pillow you mycologist asshole
you'll never fuck something that's warm and sapient
>>681776771
games you?
>>681776646
I would kill for a pizza right now..
>>681776700
Ikr shiro is cute
>>681776814
I'm not sure if I will or not. Like I said, I may scrap it and start over.
>>681776975
Lol forgot to add an image...
>>681776771
I hope it'll have a nice weather then~
>>681776870
Don't be shy Froggo <3
>>681776977
As you wish then, you're the artist.
>>681776943
my waifu is real, faggot
how fucking DARE you insult my waifu
literally go fucking kill yourself
>>681776975
kill this faggot troll and i'll share some of my waifu
>select all food
>mfw no pizza
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>>681775914
BOUNDLESS LIMITLESS HOMOSEXUALITY
Can't believe you niggers are this gay?
Why don't you take the first step and say hello to neighbor, make a friend then maybe meet someone special over coffee instead of jacking off to cartoons?
Daddy must be SO fucking proud of you fags
>Lady Kanade claimed
>>681777036
Bluh im not a shy froggo.
>>681776955
Drawing, reading about facts, and exploring places. What games do you play?
>>681777036
Thank you! I hope so too!
>>681776943
>first off:
>you're gay
>secondly
>go fuck yourself
I aee the school is over
>you'll never fuck something that's warm and sapient
>>681777036
I prefer the term painter. In my desired state I'm not the one working. I've ceased to exist and an other has taken over. It's not me that's painting, the painting is flowing through me.
Again this fucking thread
>>681777198
Wops, acidentaly added that last part
>>681776955
Pssst... Watamote is shit
>>681777096
shitty faggot nigger
fuck your gay ass waifu shit, I can't insult your "waifu" because it doesn't exist
>>681777279
pizza is real you dumb shitlord
>>681777109
You're generalizing like a fag here.
My social life is pretty active so say these things to someone else.
>>681777180
Then why Froggo covered her face?~
>>681777237
Wew
That's some deep stuff.
>Noire
>>681777279
Pizza is real you delusional faggot
>>681777181
anything really besides fighters and racing
>>681777250
ok
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>>681777245
> school is over
What the fuck are you talking about? Summerfag shit?
nigga please, been here for long time
just like seeing you sensitive little bellends getting all faggoty
>>681777356
N-No reason...
>Tsuyu
>>681777465
>am le old faggot
>enter waifu thread
>engage shitpost
>literally insults pizza
>>681777372
> Pizza
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
What do you fuck pizzas or some shit? Damn son /d/ is that way ---->
Go fantasize about being a woman, so you can go and litterally fuck yourself
>>681777356
LOL "active social life" suuure, Anon
>>681777595
god your such a nigger
go ahead shitpost your maymays and teenage drama shit 'cause your a fucking touchy faggot
>>681777650
Believe what you want to believe, I literally don't care.
