WHO IS WIN?
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WHO IS WIN?
Old thread is old. Come up with something original.
>How much is 1 magma hurrdurdur
>>681770094
what are you talking about?
>>681769319
The eels, they would cool the magma into rocks and then pile on top.
>>681769319
magma is just hot rocks, you can't electrocute a rock, checkmate
>>681769319
The eels, because they would eat magna and become magma-eels.
Old. My friend used to talk to about this all the time with her parents. It's old.
>>681771114
But its liquid and electric is very effective against water, checkmate
Hey guys
if dubs magma wins
>>681769319
Magma because how much is 1? One planet's worth?
>>681769319
the eels would gang up on the magma and win because tere are 1 quintillion of the but only 1 magma
>>681771730
who has the best ass in overwatch?
>>681772403
obviously the eels
>>681771559
Nice dubs
>>681769319
lighting is plasma and plasma is a liquid so it can cool down the magma
the eels win every time
>>681769319
Magma atoms are much heavier than electric eel atoms, but there is alot of eels so it's a tough one. Is the one magma in a container or is it free to flow?
>>681773511
>plasma is a liquid
That's like saying gas is solid you dipshit
Why is plasma considered its own state of matter? It's always described as just energized gas.
>>681773621
Are you stupid, plasma is definitely a liquid, have you ever seen a plasma lamp? Some people are so stupid.
>>681773715
>plasma is literally the next phase of matter after gas
>implying X phase of matter is Y phase of matter
>>681773659
Liquids are just energized solids, gases are energized liquids
>>68177362 Are you retarded? Plasma is superheated gas.
The eels you dried sponge with fuck gay gay I wanna fuck my mom her tits I have a father too. I just got a new job and I work from home. I want to die too. I just spent $800 on a massive 4k monitor. I hate myself. I have money for a vacation but don't want to go anywhere. Fuck me. I want to die.
>>681773715
thats a LAVA lamp
MAGMA wins this round you cunt
i am smarter than you i have a degree in chemical science
>>681773878
Are YOU retarted? You couldn't even reply correctly to my post!
>>681773843
I don't even feel good trolling you. My bait is so poor, you bite so easily and worse yet you don't even suspect it. Even if this is your attempt at a double-edged troll, the effort you're putting in is far too much. It's just not the right thread for it, please leave befriend.
>>681773998
>Chemical science
So chemistry... making you a chemist... at least google it before you post with your sphincter muscles alone.
>>681772686
Idiot?
>>681770094
its not worth it to be oldfag..
>>681774444
>>681774444
shut up
i wish you were a malaysian airline so that i never have to see you again
1 magma = 17 wind, hope that clears things up
>>681775527
You tired.
>>681775527
>>681775616
*tireed
>>681773998
You are making the rest of us chemists sound bad.
>>681775664
Dryad*
>>681775886
what have you done with your degree
>>681769319
Magma cause 1 magma bigger
>>681774278
Wait he isn't just counter-baiting?
>>681769319
I mean, that's a lot of eels.
Look at this tiny picture of Shrek
>>681771114
they dont need to. do you have ANY GRASP of how many a quintillion is? with that many eels they could easily, EASILY out mass the molten, causing it to cool and cease increasing in tempurature, with probably 70% eels still left to spare
>>681773621
he's right, you know.
>>681776812
Or this one.
>>681773659
thats how they describe it to retards and kids in lower grade schools to keep things simple. liquid is overheated solid, gas is overheated liquid, thus, plasma is overheated gas.
>>681777164
This one is good also.
>>681777189
This is the best one I think.
>>681774561
Implying it wasn't b8
>>681769319
is this in water so the eels can swim or
is the magma dropped onto the eels in a bassin without water?
>>681777296
But this one is good, also.
>>681771114
>>681777009
>>681771609
The eel is a water/electric pokemon while magma is fire/rock. Electrick attacks may be ineffective but water attacks do 4x damage you fags
>>681777480
This one I've actually jerked off to, multiple times.
>>681777571
I really really really like this picture
>>681777571
whoaaaa that's a tiny ogre
7777777777
>>681777643
Thank you, I try my best.
>>681777788
Damnit
>>681777811
why are your ogres so small? ;)
>>681777910
>>681777710
I like to make things into small things
>>681777184
exactly im dumbing down this so retardeds like you can understand what im saying
>>681777788
You were only 11 posts off Anon. Better luck next time, I believe in you!
Here, have a tiny ogre.
>>681778012
explain
>>681778137
Thank you I like the tiny ogres. ;)
Max electric eel weight: 44lbs so avg is ~20lbs = 9.07185kg. Specific heat of magma: 1000J/CKg specific heat of water (given that an eel is all water, which isn't a bad assumption): 4000J/KgC
1 quintillion *9*4000*~1300=46800000000000000000000000 Joules
Mass of lava =?
transition energy of melting lava =400000
ML(CpdT+L)(magma)=MCdT(Water/eels)
Mass of 1 magma = mCdT(eels)/(CpDt+L)(Magma)
1 magma = 46800000000000000000000000/(CpdT+L)
1 magma = 46800000000000000000000000(1000*1300+400000)
1 magma = 35889570552147239264 kg
>>681778268
I take ordinary pictures of Shrek, and make them tiny. You can do it in Paint. I prefer Paint.NET, though. I like to use more sophisticated tools.
>>681775527
your hired
>>681778417
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo who would win
>>681775664
triad
>>681778477
Thank you that made my night
>>681778477
Often, it can take a few tries - you have to be very precise about where to crop, to resize using proportions that are either correct, or distorted in just the right way, and of course what tiny size the ogre should be
>>681778318
You're welcome!
>>681778417
I think you forgot to ask if they were brazliian jumping electric eels, or the lesser spotted florida eel.
Also your joule to eel ratio is suspect.
>>681778615
I'm glad. Here, have a satisfied tiny Shrek.
>>681778744
what the fuck is the difference between them
>>681778717
I propose the tiny ogres fight whoever is left out of eels and magmas.
>>681778858
do you really have such little knowledge of eels that you have to ask?
>>681769319
Pasta
>quatify 1 magma kekekek
>>681778884
Beings as sophisticated as tiny ogres have evolved beyond the need to fight. They simply wish their opponents out of existance.
>>681778933
;o)
This one I must admit I'm not that fond of, but the source picture was difficult to work with.
>>681779064
quantify a quintillion eels you cocksmoker!
>>681779399
you're doing great buddy. don't get despondent.
>>681779399
even your tiny ogre looks upset about it
>>681769319
Hitler wins. End of story.
>>681771233
ELECTRICAL magma eels
>>681779465
Thank you for the kind words of encouragement. :) I actually just had to go take a shit
>>681779626
I know. This one is more happy though! :)
k so what do we do with 1 quintillion magma-eels
What's all this talk about eels doing in my thread, by the way? Like, where'd it come from
>>681780234
No matter, I must carry on with my task.
Who else hates captchas, by the way?
>one magma
This is the last one I'll share. Don't wanna make supply greater than demand, or their value will go down.
