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New Zealand/NZ Thread.
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Brookelle bones porn thread
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Why are IDs even gone?
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Kia Ora to the whanau

Dunners reporting, bruh
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Who wants to see my girlfriend's son's nudes?
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>>681770052
sure
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>>681769403
kek fail. faggot
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WHAT YOU DRINKING BOYS
>tfw b& from int
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>>681770908
Drinking nothing, don't even have milk for a cuppa.

Trying to light the fire but think the wood is too wet.

>wood too wet
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thred is kill
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thread dead, tc dead. ya'll just normies.
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could this be the worst NZ thread of all time?
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What did everyone have for tea?
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>>681771746
steak an onion pie
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>>681771746
Bag O doritos, cheese supreme.
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>>681771888
That's not a good meal, anon.
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>>681771746
Homemade pizza
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>>681771746
cum
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How dare they mess with the flavour of my glorious shapes
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>>681771746
Mince pie.
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Can anyone recommend bush/beach camping spots nearish to Auckland? Used to do it all the time in Wellington, but up here in Auckland I don't know what's similar.

Don't want kitchens or toilets or public facilities, just a place to pitch a tent and build a fire.
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Dunners reporting.

Welcome to the comfy-dome. Keep it comfy.
>>681769508
Hey, mate! Top marks for persistence! Is it Maori language week or something?
>>681770908
Tea, mate. Drink of champions. Coffee is also a drink of champions though. We're all friends here.
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>>681771746
Burritos
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>>681772937
>We're all friends here.
How long you been here to know that?

I'm sure you have posted here that long? We used to say that when IDbro was still around.

>around
>chink
>has chink eyes
>which aren't round
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>>681772894
Whatipu. No kitchens, toilets or clean running water. Don't think you can have open fires there though.
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>>681773505
I've lurked for a good long while, but nah.
Some of this shit is just coincidence, like referring to these threads as /nzg/. I didn't know he did that.
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>>681771746
lamb sausages and vegies
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>>681773724
I don't think he did, actually. I think someone else started that off.

Might be wrong
Might be right
Might be ahhhh, tampax.
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>>681773856
Ah, righto. Fucked if I know, someone just mentioned it one time.
You been here long time? I don't recognise the "style", if you know what I mean.
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>>681771746
$5 pizza hut pepperoni
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on my 8th beer and still only halfcut boys
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I'm wanting to get a nice wooden computer desk, all it needs to be is a slab of wood with legs or sides, no drawers and not one of those shite particle board ones which they all seem to be made of, but something out of a good wood. Where would a good place in Auckland be to find one?
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>>681774280
No, what do you mean?
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>>681774585
Posting style. You can kinda tell who's who by the way they type, word their sentences, shit like that. Once you know 'em, at least.
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>>681774701
I post shit all the time so you might not be able to.

Sometimes people see my face.
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>How fucked am I?

any armyfags on?
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>>681775439
Depends if you like army guys or not and if they like you?
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>>681775439
it sounds like you will sit inside all day
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>>681775169
Nah, I can't. I've got a couple guesses, but nah, I dunno really. Doesn't matter anyway, that's the whole idea of this place.
People from here, or just people?
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>>681775509
couple of my friends are in, just there's no information on any of the trades

>>681775515
first two trades are deployed alongside infantry.
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hawkes bay nudes
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>>681775596
>People from here
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>>681775936
this is your friendly daily reminder that nudes fags are cancer
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>>681776010
Well, we're here, we're people, what?
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anyone else on antidepressants?
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>>681776037
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>>681776126
just started a few days ago
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>>681776047
Yeah. I meant that as in 'people from here have' but realised later how it would come across.

>>681776126
No but trying to find something natural that will help. Apprently 5-HTP is good?
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>>681776167
what did the doc give you? 40mg citalopram here
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>>681776152
Never forget.
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>>681776126
depression is a myth. just stop being such a miserable cunt. easy
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Wellington goons?
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R I T A N O N
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>>681776835
You on the Maccas wifi or something, mate? How are ya?
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>>681776786
ye
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>>681776835
Hey Rita, still get internet huh? When do you expect to get it cut?
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>>681776936
Where in welly?
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>>681776573
>Never forget.
Forget what?
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>>681776950
>When do you expect to get it cut?
Why it getting cut?
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>>681776666
quads dont lie
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>>681776666
kiwi as fuck
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>>681777069
It's Jewish.
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>>681777133
>>681776666
Sad how many shit cunts in this country actually think that.
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>>681777029
He's buggered off, onto bigger and better things.
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>>681777253
>onto bigger and better things.
Meth?
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>>681776666
quads of truth (but not really)
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>>681777764
bump for sextuples
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>>681777219
im with ya bruh
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Another Dunners reporting.

Fuck i'm bored what the fuck is there to do when you're broke.
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>>681778002
>Fuck i'm bored what the fuck is there to do when you're broke.
Heaps.

Go for a walk
Have a wank
Have a root
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>>681778002
sex
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>>681778002
Cry because Dunedin's boring when you're broke
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>>681778118
everywhere is boring when you're broke.
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>>681778002
Search for the mythical Dunedin nudes
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>>681778107
Wank, done that
Walk, too cold/no point when its just me.
Root? yeah not gonna happen :/

>>681778118
gonna have to say this is true.
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>>681778002
gigabit internet
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>>681778200
well spark or chorus (one or the other) fucked my order so i had to re-order it earlier today. ffs... gotta wait another month for it now.
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>>681778197
>Root? yeah not gonna happen :/
Wy not?
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>>681778367
it just wouldn't happen, i'm not confident enough to start with
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>>681778805
>confident
iktf ;_;
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>>681778805
Just find some fat lonely girl and disappoint her like the rest of us do.
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>>681779175
r u me
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would you be mad if i immigrate yo your country

I'm a nigger but i would work with my computer engineering degree
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>>681778805
Oh is that you long haired blonde Dunedin English boy?
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>>681779313
Yeah, nah, no room.
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>>681779314
Long haired ginger idiot reporting. It's not me.
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>>681779313
just dont fucking undercut us
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>>681779313
fuckk off we're full
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>>681779313
fine but don't touch our women, we know about your conspiracy to darken the world.
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>>681774461
you can buy wooden legs and bench tops at bunnings, put it together yourself, stain it & your good to go & it'll cost less than one from a furniture store
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>>681779630
>ten minutes ago
Dead thread?
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>>681779313
are you a pajeet? if so fuck off, you cunts make working in IT a living hell
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>>681780399
of course it is mate
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>>681780551
I know, I know. But I live in hope.
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>>681780440
>pajeet
/int/ memes run this site
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>>681780587
Why?
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>>681780768
Because this is all I have.
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any more HB nudes?
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ITT:

cucks
u
c
k
s
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>>681780941
What do you mean, anon?

Please tell us more.
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>>681780592
and they run my workplace
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Lick the balls, stroke the shaft, contemplate existence.
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>>681779630
Cheers buddy, il check it out
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>>681780941
Me too..... me too
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>>681781300
>300
>just like old times
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>>681781186
Swallow the gravy
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need a gf
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>>681781855
Damn.......
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>>681780982
you from hb?
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>>681781946
Have mine
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>>681782149
gladly
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>>681781855
why did he abandon us?
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>>681782149
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>>681775439
Good on you mate, im doing up my application for the next intake now.
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>>681782221
Open to offers or swaps
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>>681782838
swapz for ps3 no cords a tinnie and half pack of codyz g?
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>>681782932
t. facebook buy/sell/trade
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>>681770548
shame maori blood
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>>681781300
>>681781855
>>681781953
>>681782462

I didn't sign up for this feels trip
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>>681783346
You signed up once, you're on for life.
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>>681782838
how much
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>>681783346
no one ever does
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>>681776786
yo
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>>681777219
It's true though, take some personal responsibility for your happiness.
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>>681783821
>liking pinkman
yes, you really should kill yourself
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>>681771746
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>>681783821
ok i will do it because the image file told me to
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>>681779175
agreed, geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet on tinder and lower your standards cunt
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>>681783839
Pray tell, what makes you think everyone experiencing depression isn't doing so?
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>>681783928
Good job, anon. He looks tasty.
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>>681784006
because people whinge on /b instead of doing/wprking towards something that makes you happy. Clinical depression doesn't mean you can't be content.
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>>681784233
Implying pretty hard there, lad.

How does having a whinge on /b/ mean one isn't working towards improving themself?

You clearly have no understanding of depression and yet are sitting here, on /b/, whinging about depression. Why not take your own advice and do/work towards something that brings happiness.

Like shutting the fuck up. That will bring happiness to the rest of us.
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>>681784233
are you actually retarded mate? one of the major symptoms of depression is not deriving enjoyment out of things things that used to make you happy.
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>>681784886
oh wow that is SO extreme, god i fucking hate depressed fags, wallowing in self pity and being little bitty baby boys, just kill yourself.

you're weak btw
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How's everybody this morning?
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>>681785082
>implying im depressed
>implying you're happy when your filled with hate
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>>681785314
Yeah, nah, alright, thanks. Got a drink, kickin' back.
How are you?
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>>681785314
>morning
fugg i didnt even realise
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>>681785314
bit cold.
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>>681785314
Comfy mate, real comfy
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>>681786124
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>>681784596
>>681784886
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I've been diagnosed with depression, yeah it's harder. You need to think about the way you are thinking. The two of you are just babies
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>>681785082
agreed
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>>681785698
Fine, tired but still awake

>>681785803
Check ya time, mate

>>681785862
>>681786124
Yeah yeah, I feel that too

What are youse up to tonite?
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>>681776666
this tbh
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G'night, kiwis. Stay comfy.
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>>681787333
Thanks man.
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>>681787333
stay cucked kiwiz
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>>681787333
u2
>>681787611
fuck off ya grape lookin slut
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Fuck me did anyone go to Maiden tonight in chch?
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>>681787647
>>681787647
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT GRAPES. COCKMUFFIN
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>>681787703
what the fuck is olive garden
fuck off filthy american
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>>681787703
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>ywn be as based as winston
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