Magic 8ball thread. There exists no better way to make life choices.
Posts ending in:
1)Guaranteed.
2)Very Likely.
3)probable.
4)possible.
5)Unlikely.
6)Very unlikely.
7)Impossible.
8)You're asking the wrong question.
9)You're fucked either way.
0)Roll again. Can't ask the same question twice.
Dubs: (Refer to 1-0) You now have Herpes Simplex 1 in and around your cock/clam.
Trips: (Refer to 1-0) Good fortune awaits.
Quads: (Blue:1-5, Red:6-0) Bill Cosby will visit you in your dreams. You take the blue pill, you wake up and live your insignificant life. Take the red pill, and he'll show you how deep your asshole goes.
Quints: (refer to 1-9) Leave 4chan forever.
Am i a nigger?
>>681755248
Roll
>>681755248
will i get the work visa i've been waiting for?
Would I go out with that girl?
Should I pursue muscles
Will my girlfriend ever be able to take me balls deep without crying and asking to stop?
>>681755521
You should have asked: Do I have terrible reading comprehension?
Should i break my shoulder?
Is OP a fag?
will the greatness come soon?
Will Abbs get with me?
>does she like me back
Fri)02
Does she like me?
Am I wasting my time chasing men?
>>681755786
>>> :/
>>681755685
Wouldn't you like to know, mooseclit.
Fuck me
>>681755248
Am I a fagget?
>>681755248
Is my dealer going to come through tonight?
>>681755248
Sauce on gif
is head imminent?
>>681755921
HAHAHA
Is Josh my soul mate? I'm pretty sure
>>681755248
Dubs?
Is my PC futureproof?
Rollerino
Should I keep studying or just show up for my final tomorrow and hope for the best?
rolllllllio
Should I finish college?
Anal or naw?
>>681755248
Join FARC
>>681755248
>>681755248
Am I gonna trip at all tonight?
>>681756129
...Fuck
Should i quit my job
>>681756129
HA!
>>681756129
Tough break, kid. You could always sell meth.
>>681756129
Lmao tru that
Will my girlfriend leave me for that dude in her class?
Yes?
Should I kill myself
>>681755248
Will i get a girlfriend this year?
>>681756240
Reroll. Fuck the rules
Should i keep working at my job?
>>681755248
I'll pass if i study?
>>681756178
become a drug dealer/henchmen for some kinpin
Will I get sleep tonight
>>681756325
/b/ confirms my bias, i just hope she isn't a slut.
is she interested
>>681755248
I'll pass?
>>681755248
am i a millionaire?
Did she cheat on me?
Will I ever be confident enough to be wth her?
>>681756370
Will i get a girlfriend within 12 months?
Am I pregnant?
>>681755248
I'll go to college?
>>681756536
really?
Does god exist?
>>681755248
Can i have HM?
>>681756563
I dont believe you
should i break up with her?
>>681755248
Will she leave me?
Should I start fucking Mexican qt?
>>681755248
will i ever get a girlfriend within the next year?
>>681755248
Will I fuck Rebecca?
>>681755248
Will I get sauce on pic?
Will I be with her?
>>681756487
Don't fuck with the 8ball, Apecock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr7CKWxqhtw
will my sickness ever go away?
Will it be all good?
>>681756687
Fuck you, 8 ball.
Is she interested in me?
Will I be happy in life?
Will I have sex in the next decade?
>>681755248
Will I fuck a stranger this week
Is there still a chance?
>>681755248
Are her nudes actually on this site?
>>681755248
Will I date Trena?
Will I be alright?
Am I on the road to ruin?
>>681755248
Will I move to Hawaii within 3 years?
>>681756921
Is the girl i likes nudes on this site?
Is ted cruz the zodiac killer?
Will it work ?
Is this shit real?
>>681756992
Have i ever seen them?
Should I avoid Mads entirely?
>>681757031
FKING TOP KEK
Will she love me?
>>681756876
Don't worry about it, it wouldn't have happened whether you rolled or not
>>681756992
Were they posted today?
Will tomorrow be my lucky day?
1,2,3?
I shit you not.. is she going to love me?
should i walk the pupper now and get some coffee?
is it true if youre not white
then youre pure trash?
>>681755248
Will my gf ever try anal.
Will America become great again?
>>681755248
Will I come up with an idea for the project?
>>681755248
Will i get gf this year? Be brutally honest
Will I be great in life?
>>681755527
better learn how to climb a wall
Hey, Alyssa. Do you love me?
Will I do good in life?
>>681757221
The real question is will it be with you?
>>681755248
Will i ever buy a private island?
will she say yes
>>681755248
should I continue to refrain?
Is it possible for me to achive great things?
Will abby go out with me?
>>681755248
Will I ever achieve my dream of living and working abroad?
Am I gonna get the job?
>>681757256
Odds are always against those who wish to be great.
I will be amazing person once
Is what i'm doing right?
>>681757221
With me
will i ever finish MGS portable ops?
Will we break up
>>681755248
Will I gain significant benefits from not fapping?
will i get diamond in the next 365 days
r
Should I never poop again in my whole entire life till I become one big poopie ball and then pop
Does she like me now?
>>681755248
Am i just being paranoid and obsessed?
Will my relationship be successful?
will i get platinum in the next two months
>>681757337
>>681757458
Sorry bro.
Will it be me?
roll for snip-
>>681755248
Will i ever be the better me?
>>681757556
How about just paranoid?
will i ever hit a fire hydrant?
will i get a good gpa