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Owl killer here again, Ms. Stuart is the school counselor. I'm
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Owl killer here again, Ms. Stuart is the school counselor. I'm fucked.
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Oh yeah and dubs tells me what to say
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>>681740000
FUCKING I CAPPED EVERYTHING
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4184 http://filenurse.com/download/3f3f51b50639deec3cdc1c90e6ae7a68.html
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>>681740000
Quaaaads
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>>681740000
Invite cynthia and ms stuart to a threesome
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>>681740000
Now you actually do have to rape her.
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Bump le epic bread
>roll
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>>681740000
Witnessed
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>>681740000
How old are you op
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Oh fuck, she's knocking at my door right now. What do I do???

4 decides but make it quick
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>>681740000
Tell her you have a fantasy of being gang banged by a bunch of dudes
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least you got quads. Also OP start taking dubs for stuff
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>>681740473
Call the police
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See you on Pbreddit, faggots
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>>681740000
Op, you're fine. Just walk into this Stuart cunt's office and just say

I GOT QUADS YOU STUPID SLAG

and you'll be good. I swear, I learned it in 'Nam
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>>681740000
Check'd
>>681740065
"The voice told me to do it. It screams at me when I don't do what it says. Just leave me alone so I can end my worthless life."
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>>681740000
lol "i'll show the school how i threatened to have you beat up!" you dumb cunt.

Say it, OP
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>>681740473
Rape
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>>681740473
not even OP
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>>681740065

"good. here's a pic of my dick, show them this too" (take pic of dick and send it to her)
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>>681740473
fuck her right in the pussy
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>>681740473
Not OP.
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>>681740473
Call the cops man!
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>>681740000
Op ur fine just remember that she had people to beat u up. This will be a funny story later in life. You're a true hero.
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>>681740574
winrar
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>>681740173
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>>681740568
rollin
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>>681740587

rollin
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>>681740000
Quads
Holy fucking shit
Who gives a fuck about the owl?
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>>681740473
No, tell her to fuck off
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>>681740000
Tell her to stop talking like a nigger
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>>681740473
You did that in the last thread. don't fall for it.
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>>681740473
Kill her like you did the owl
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>>681740568
roliin'
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>>681740473
Show her your dick
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Oh fuck, she's knocking at my door right now. What do I do???

6 decides but make it quick
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>>681740677

WINRAR FAGGOT
DO IT OP
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>>681740677
>>681740587

WINRAR
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>>681740560
Rolling
>>681740574
Oh sweet baby jesus, you're in too deep op. Just hop on the express to the funny farm.
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>>681740677

checked. HAHAHAHA DO IT PUSSY
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>>681740473
dude youve done this like 4 times, cut it out
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>>681740000
> ima finna
nice quads
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>>681740658
good because it's a trojan
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>>681740000
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>>681740794
Rape her
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>>681740701
Roll
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>>681740000
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SEND PIC OF YOUR DICK IN THE OWL PTHO
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Oh fuck, her friends are knocking at my door right now. What do I do???

9 decides but make it quick
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>>681740793
He should, she's gonna send all this shit out anyway right?
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>>681740587

OH PRAISE BABY JESUS. DO IT OP
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>>681740568
best answer. pull this bitch more
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SEND DICK PICS OR OP IS A FAGGOT.
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>>681740000
Mountain dew me a favor bitch, and show up to school next Tuesday, that's when me and Ricardo are gonna shoot up the school. We were only gonna kill the niggers and the chinks, but you just got yourself on that list.
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>>681740000
I was only going to kill you, but if you show her I'll kill her too and anyone else you tell.
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>>681741040
fuck off niggerrabbit
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>>681740677
>>681740677
>>681740677
ayyy lmaooo
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Oh fuck, she's knocking at my door right now. What do I do???

8 decides but make it quick
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>>681740677
Holy shit
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>>681740000
>Quads making this thread more legendary than it already is

This is the shit we'll be telling our grandkids
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>>681740677
this just keeps getting better. at what point will op not deliver?
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>>681740000
With Quads like that you must be in the moral right here. Fuck that owl. Call the student counselor yourself and tell her you were forced into faking that conversation.
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>>681740000
No, she's fucked. It's a felony to take a wild bird, particularly raptors, in as a pet, and it's some degree of assault to threaten bodily harm. In New York you can get ticketed for hitting a raptor with your car and not reporting it.

You should call your local game warden. They will definitely care, this is one of the more important things they deal with.
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>>681740944
Check'd mein Fuhrer
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>>681740677

there is a god
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>>681740473
So gangster, just rape her
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>>681740000
RAVIOLLI RAVIOLLI OP IS A FAGITOLLI
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if dubs send link of thread
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>>681741121
rolling
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>>681741363
rolling
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>>681740000
Kill her duh. Don't leave evidence
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Is OP kill?
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>>681740677
You gotta do it op lol
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I don't understand what's going on here. Someone fill me in.
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>>681741363
THIS
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>>681740000
troll, pass.
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>>681741363
if dubs cancel this
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>>681740677

So much win..too bad Op is too much of a bitch to go through with this...
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OP is rip?
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op where the fuck you go
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>>681740000
She was being hostile with you first, even if you did something wrong she started. She could just stop talking to you. No need to be such a bitch about it.
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OP is kill.

Abandon thread
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>>681740000
OP, now you have to rape and murder them all. DO IT FAGGOT.
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>>681741487
OP killed owl and let fucking retarded anons tell him what to say
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>>681741559
roll
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>>681741565
he's gone through with all the other stuff tho
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>>681741487
OP accidentally the bitch's owl, is letting dubs decide responses, will probably end up in the psych ward
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>>681741363
rel
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Dubs tells me what's next wait for the reply
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Please vote here

http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
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>>681740677
>>681740677
>>681740677
>>681740677

OP WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT?
DELIVER YOU CLOWN. WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PUSSY?
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>>681741766
Fucking madman
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C'mon OP, tell us what's happening!
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>>681741809
OH SHIT
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>>681741032
>I'LL FUCKIN PUT MAH DICK IN THE OWL
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>>681741637
What app do you use to browse?
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>>681741809
Holy fucking shit
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>>681741766
Dubs have spoken
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>>681741809
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>>681741809
OH LAWD
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>>681741809
BULLSHIT
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>>681741809
holy rolly polly shit this absolute madman did it
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>>681741809
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>>681740000
Rip OP
People will always remember the legendary pussy poundin owler.
Your name will be heard from far and wide and feared by creatures of the night. We love you OP
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>>681741809
HOLY ALLAH
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>>681741809

BRUUUUUUHHH
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>>681741809
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST
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>>681741809
not even OP
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>>681741809
HAHAHA FUCK YES OP IS NOT A FAGGOT.
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>>681741809
So close OP from graduating, but now it's all over
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>>681741809
I love jerking off to dead animals
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>>681741809
no no no this is bait

must be bait
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>>681741809
OP was not a fag
but he is going full retard
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>>681741809
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>>681741809
YOU'RE FUCKED, OP! YOU FUCKING MADMAN! FOR ONCE, OP WASN'T A FAGGOT!
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>>681741809
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>>681741809
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>>681741809
Confirmed fake
Still funny
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>>681741809
Im coming over to your house to kill you before you show them
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>>681741809
FUCK IM LOSING IT
also if dubs send her a picture of you jacking off to pictures of owls
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>>681741766
fucking faggot
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>>681741809
HOLY SHIT NIGGER THIS HAS TO BE FAKE WHAT THE UFKCNAWFOAJEGOIAJWFRKAWOINFAWOKFWAIOHGNWAKFMAOIUWHGWAOPJIFWAOIJHWAOIKFAWOIGJNWAOP*WAIOJTEKMYGI
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>>681741809
>Told her to show them your dick.
>She shows them your dick.
>They check them quads.
You're home free, son.
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>>681742145
rolllllllllll
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>>681742149
rollllllllllllll
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>>681741909
Safari on private made
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Jesus fucking christ OP, you're ruining your life for a bunch of compulsive masturbators on the internet.

Props to you man.
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>>681742149
>send her a picture of you jacking off to pictures of owls
Roll
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>>681741809
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>>681741809
My fucking sides went supernova.

THREATEN RAPE ABD MURDER
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>>681742233
WINRAR
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>>681742306
This would be kinda funny.
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>>681742233
>>681742277
do both
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>>681741809
send a picture of you burning a picture of the owl
youve already fucked yourself so hard idk what else to do
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>>681742233
>>681742277

DUBS OF DUBS OF DUBS

OP DELIVAR
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>>681742233
HAHAHAHAHHAAHH YOURE SO FUCKED
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>>681741809
zoz
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>>681742277
OH YEAH
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And during all of this, I'm listening to Moonman
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it just a prank ur retarded lol
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>>681742277
this is too much
DO IT
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>>681742149
TOP KEK
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I don't think tomorrow will be a good day for me. Never forget the owl killer. Dubs tells me next.
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If this is real...

OP you are legitimately my new hero

ive always wanted to just not give a single fuck anymore. but could never do it

i could never just abandon everything and not give a single fuck

You are what i could never be

OP if you ever feel alone or lost or on the verge just remember

there is at least one neckbeard out there who wishes he could have done what you have done
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>>681741809
LEGEND
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>>681742439
Op just skip town fuck it
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>>681742439
this must be fucking b8
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>>681742439
im not going to jail a virgin. i'll see you soon
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>>681741809
"I have nothing to live for, so I have nothing to lose. Hope you didn't like that school."
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>>681742439
NEVER FORGET OP
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PLEASE CAN SOMEONE JUST ARCHIVE THIS

>op will never be a faggot again


FUCK MY SIDES

I was depressed but now holy fuck I'm happy
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>>681742439
the ride ends
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>>681742439
Youre fucking retarded lol. Good luck.
Ask her if you can have the dead owl back.
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>>681740000
Back in fucking style!
>quads check'd
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>>681742565
one off, rolling
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im outside of your fucking house ur dont gonna send shit
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>>681742439
Dubs for telling her that youre super buff and youd kill any cops that came for you
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>>681742439
sucks man
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>>681741809
If this is real, you are my hero you crazy motherfucker not afraid of any god, goddamn it
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>>681742439
I'll remember you OP.
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>>681742565
ROLL
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>>681741809
Oh. My. God..

I bow to you op.
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>>681742439
This proves that /b/ isn't completely dead yet.
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>>681742608
Roll
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>>681742149
This
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>>681742439
Even if you go to jail, you're a fucking legend.
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"Relax, it's a prank bro."
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>>681742673
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>681742439
I am speechless
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>>681742439
Hahaha, have fun getting buggered, pedo
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Posting in legendary thread
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>>681740173
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Bless you OP
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>>681742644
winrar
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>>681742644
sadly, winrar
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>>681742439
Godspeed OP.
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>>681742439

this cant be real his autism level is over 9000
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>>681742439
Legendary op will live on in Valhalla
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>>681742644
OH SHIT. DELIVER OP
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Someone close to OP needs to rescue him.
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rip
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If dubs "Oh you're 17? I'll cum on your dead owl carcass 17 times then." Or something to that effect
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Godspeed OP.
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>>681742565
Rolling
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