[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
Hey /b/ros, so this girl I'm really into and I are finally
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You are currently reading a thread in /b/ - Random

Thread replies: 227
Thread images: 32
File: image.png (68 KB, 750x1334) Image search: [Google]
image.png
68 KB, 750x1334
Hey /b/ros, so this girl I'm really into and I are finally going to hang out, and I'm kind of freaking out. Dubs decides what I say and what I do tomorrow. I'll make sure to report.

Nothing that can land me in jail is preferred.
>>
Yeah you cunt we are.
>>
As long as you're still down to blow me after
>>
If by dinner you mean I'm shooting a load of protein down your throat, then you better fucking believe it.
>>
Sure but you have to pay. My mom didn't give me my allowance this week.
>>
>>681736916
As long as you're paying. Equality, hoe.
>>
>>681738911
winrar
>>
>>681736916
Only if we can eat out.
>>
>>681739003
Roll
>>
>>681738911
Aww yiss.
>>
>>681738911
Get to it op
>>
>>681738924
rolo
>>
File: 1461897816080.gif (3 MB, 320x227) Image search: [Google]
1461897816080.gif
3 MB, 320x227
Eyyy gurl i wanna fuk u liek dis
>>
>>681736916
Don't listen to these fucking morons, they'll fuck your shit.
Just reply, "fuckin right I am nigga"
Don't do anything retarded, also how fucking old are you?
>>
>>681739586
>white knight appearing after get

Kek
>>
>>681739451
What. In. The. Fuck.
>>
File: image.png (92 KB, 750x1334) Image search: [Google]
image.png
92 KB, 750x1334
God damn it guys.

Keep it going.
>>
>>681736916
i wish i could tie you up and keep you under my bed.
>>
File: image.jpg (88 KB, 440x585) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
88 KB, 440x585
>>681739774
My skin is porcelain
>>
File: 1460950768408.jpg (25 KB, 600x429) Image search: [Google]
1460950768408.jpg
25 KB, 600x429
>>681739451
dude, is that shit real? Like really real? I must know, fer science.
>>
>>681739847
Don't like the idea? It's cool, I can shoot it in your ass instead.
>>
So funny thing, I have this friend, Tyrone is his name. Can i bring him along? I think we're all going to get along very well. ;)
>>
>>681739847
I'm not hearing a "no".
>>
>>681739451
I have like one of those, freaked out my ex though what are they I could never find out.
>>
>>681739847
Sorry. So do you wanna eat out?
>>
You might just be the first girl i wont rape then murder after the first date, i love you, lets get married, or i could just kill you anyway, whatever, hit me up
>>
>>681740107
Reroll.
>>
>>681740214
Roll
>>
Bring your sister, we can make it a fuck famwich
>>
>>681740321
Reroll
>>
>>681740214
Roll.
>>
>>681740107
Rolllin for dis
>>
Have you ever fucked a nigger? I dont think i could date a girl with niggercum breath
>>
>>681740443
Roll
>>
send dic pic
>>
Don't worry i eat a lot of pineapple
>>
>>681740214
Rolling
>>
>>681740443
Rolleroll
>>
>>681736916
Don't show up tomorrow
>>
>>681739847
It's cool, I'm a one-pump chump, so it won't take long.
>>
>>681740443
Rollerino
>>
>>681740745
Fuck.
>>
>>681739847
It's cool, I'm a one-pump chump, so it won't take long.
>>
That means fellatio.
>>
>>681740443
Roll last time :/
>>
>>681740866
Wasted dubs.
>>
Niggers tounge my anus
>>
File: Leak.jpg (52 KB, 547x856) Image search: [Google]
Leak.jpg
52 KB, 547x856
9880 http://filenurse.com/download/3f3f51b50639deec3cdc1c90e6ae7a68.html
>>
>>681740866
Post the screencap, nigga.
>>
>>681740866
WINRAR
>>
>>681740977
Fuck. More waste!
>>
You better prepare that little cooter for complete and total annihilation
>>
This poor retard fucked up his chances with this girl. (say PP in VV if dubs)
>>
>>681740977
True
>>
>>681740871
Roll for this.
>>
>>681740977
Also wasted
>>
BITCH I'm not playing, is that a yes or NO BITCH!
>>
>>681740214
J.K. Rolling.
>>
So close to friend zone

"Why haven't we fucked yet?"
>>
File: GuessWhatYouAre.png (138 KB, 372x365) Image search: [Google]
GuessWhatYouAre.png
138 KB, 372x365
>>681740871
>one-pump chump
This
>>
File: image.png (112 KB, 750x1334) Image search: [Google]
image.png
112 KB, 750x1334
>>
I'd drag my cock a mile through broken glass just to hear you fart in a walkie talkie
>>
>>681739847
Don't you ever call me a bitch again, you understand bitch?
>>
>>681741448
Oh shit what are you doing nigger
>>
>>681741448
Of course I'm texting the right person. You're the only one who will talk to me..
>>
>>681741448
Bon appetit, wanna fuck?
>>
>>681741448
Yes, I'm text the right person but I'm mentally ill.
>>
Who cares, are you pegging me or not
>>
So is this shit happening or what, you daft cunt?
>>
>>681741534
Literal laugh
Rollan
>>
Personally, I put the peanut butter and jelly in my ass and call it a peanut butter and ass sandwich but your bitch ass is gonna be calling it lunch nigga.
>>
>>681741464
>>
>>681741600
>>
File: 1943367.jpg (20 KB, 500x372) Image search: [Google]
1943367.jpg
20 KB, 500x372
>>681741448
Are you a retard?
>>
>>681741600
check'd, lets go op and ruin your chances
>>
>>681739847
just a heads up, i have several std's
>>
>>681741631
Roll.
>>
Allahu akbar
>>
>>681741448
No I am texting a couple other whores, cool down that cunt for now.
>>
>>681741600
This is great move >woooow I'm going to see it
>>
>>681741600
winrar
>>
>>681741600
winrar
>>
>>681741600
winner
>>
Its over now you fucking tard
>>
>>681741655
Winrarrt
>>
>>681736916
I can't do this anymore. Don't coming looking for me. Goodbye.
>>
File: a0tgCZy.png (252 KB, 1165x900) Image search: [Google]
a0tgCZy.png
252 KB, 1165x900
ayy want some fuggggg
>>
>>681741655
cheked
>>
Oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>
Baby my live for you is like diahrhea... I just can't hold it in.
>>
Roses are red
My balls are blue
My dog's at the vet
So let's go to the zoo
>>
I tested positive today.
>>
So what time should i pick you up
>>
OP here. She's at work so it might take a bit for her to reply. Also, fuck you guys.
>>
Evidently OP has abandoned us
>>
>>681742096
WTF? Also bump
>>
Are you a Māori?
Because I want to Ngāpuhi my dick up your ass.
>>
Im gonna toss your salad babe
>>
>>681741828
This
>>
File: image.png (142 KB, 750x1334) Image search: [Google]
image.png
142 KB, 750x1334
>>
Will you marry me?
>>
>>681741600
>>
"When is your sister turning eighteen?"
>>
>>681742506
I'm sorry, i'm just lonely... would you suck mah dick now?
>>
>>681742506
eh, i think id rather drown in my own piss then date you. That's a compliment because i LOVE drowning in piss!
>>
Baby lets make autistic love childs
>>
>>681742711
winrar
>>
>>681742711
winrar
>>
>>681742506
Apologies. So do you still want to eat out?
>>
>>681742711
gg
>>
>>681742506
It's over for you OP
>>
>>681742711
Winrar
>>
I'm sorry
>>
Lemme get up in that, Cosby style!
>>
>>681742711
WINRAR
>>
>>681742506
You were a brave soldier, asking 4chan for help.
>>
>>681742506
Ruse is up
OP is both people
Babbort thread
>>
>>681736916
>>
ayyy bby want some fuggggg
>>
File: image.jpg (343 KB, 1024x508) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
343 KB, 1024x508
Here OP, maybe this will make you feel better.
>>
You up to taking a dragon dildo?
>>
File: image.png (285 KB, 629x608) Image search: [Google]
image.png
285 KB, 629x608
>>
More like the friends with benefits zone amirite? Meso hornay
>>
OP is an idiot. Doesn't deserve date. Go fuck your body pillow that I know you have.
>>
>>681743222
Dem trips though
>>
>>681742711
you want this TPP
>>
>>681742506
If your fucking serious im gonna leave you in that friendzone your always talking me about
Lmaoooo op you cuck
>>
>>681743222
Omg post this
Trips demand it
>>
>>681743222
Check'd
>>
>>681743222
Fucking send this to Annie you faggot
>>
>>681743422
Dude.... not cool lmao
>>
File: fags.png (15 KB, 191x200) Image search: [Google]
fags.png
15 KB, 191x200
>>681742747
roll
>>
Baby you're paying for dinner cause its 2016 and we're progressive as fuck.
>>
>>681743700
Winrar
>>
>>681742506
If dubs you tell her that 4chan was writing your texts for you (and explain what that means, I hope)
>>
>>681743615
It wasn't cool OP being an idiot to probably the only girl to consider him as a partner after his begging beta ass approached her.
>>
>>681743815
Shut the fuck up you twink
>>
>>681743815
Fuck off
>>
>>681743928
I agree, and I still find it funny
>>
>>681743815
Fuck off
>>
File: image.png (507 KB, 750x1334) Image search: [Google]
image.png
507 KB, 750x1334
Kek'd

Also probably /thread

Maybe I'll find another
>>
File: 1260931247078.jpg (31 KB, 400x500) Image search: [Google]
1260931247078.jpg
31 KB, 400x500
>>681743815

fuck off white knight. He sealed his own fate.

Tell her youre bringing a latter and a car of lube to climb out the friend zone and right into her ass
>>
File: 1443317636878.jpg (64 KB, 498x482) Image search: [Google]
1443317636878.jpg
64 KB, 498x482
>>681743815
holy shit what a Faggottt
>>
>>681744139
Fake and gay
>>
>>681744080
I think it's funny that her grammar's horrible, but I think OP is a faggot and should stop being a beta cuck.
>>
>>681744139
Kek why do you hate yourself so much OP, and you'll wonder for the rest of your life why you're such a beta
>>
>>681744139
Fucking kek'd
>>
But seriously let me tongue the fuck out of your overused cunt
>>
>>681744139
Damn op you not really like this girl or something?
>>
File: facepalm.jpg (25 KB, 921x606) Image search: [Google]
facepalm.jpg
25 KB, 921x606
>>681744303
ladder

Spelling>me
>>
Ay baby im on 4chan . org /b/ and everyone is laughing at you im super funny come join us and look at dicks and child pornography
>>
>>681744430
I'm actually really into her, almost in love. Fuck it though you guys last longer than any relationship.
>>
>>681740170
roll
>>
>>681744139
"call of duty" dump her
>>
>>681744139
>calling doom guy call of duty
>fake as fuck OP
>>
Um excuse me that's halo not call of duty?????

Send that.
>>
File: 1272854953867.png (419 KB, 420x461) Image search: [Google]
1272854953867.png
419 KB, 420x461
>>681744673

your virginity inst like sports memorabilia, trying to keep that one makes you fucking retarded
>>
>>681744991
King K. Roll.
>>
i wish i were gay
>>
File: awesome face troll.png (23 KB, 300x300) Image search: [Google]
awesome face troll.png
23 KB, 300x300
>>681744303

rolling
>>
>>681745119
Rolling down the hill.
>>
Um excuse me that's halo not call of duty?????

Send that.
>>
>>681745037
My gay friend got into a coma after a car crash, he used to be a fruit... but now he's a vegetable
>>
My gay friend got into a coma after a car crash, he used to be a fruit... but now he's a vegetable
>>
>>681745333
Winrar
>>
>>681745333
Send this to annie you faggot
>>
File: image.png (327 KB, 750x1334) Image search: [Google]
image.png
327 KB, 750x1334
Forgot to deliver
>>
>>681744991
Nigger
>>
>>681745333
kek nice get
>>
File: image.jpg (84 KB, 600x500) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
84 KB, 600x500
Ops got bigger balls than me i'd already be begging for her to forgive me
>>
>>681745485
yourself*
>>
>>681745485
OP, she doesn't know the difference between "you're" and "your". She's not worth it.
>>681745655
Winrar!
>>
>>681745692
It's easier if you make the whole thing up.
>>
>>681745485
You are obviously a retarded newfag... You don't have to send the words on every dubs. Idiot
>>
>>681745333
deliver faggot
>>
>>681745485
I'm sorry here at UPS, we don't tolerate excuses.
We're going to have to let you go
Next time maybe you won't forget to deliver
>>
File: 1461522242627.jpg (124 KB, 1080x1290) Image search: [Google]
1461522242627.jpg
124 KB, 1080x1290
>>681745692
>>
>>681745485
>go fuck you're self
>you're self
>you're
>>
>>681745485
I love you too, Annie.
>>
>>681745862
Or you could just not care. OP by the way, and today you're the fucking faggot.
>>
OP
If you want to pretend nothing happens just say that a friend or your little bro just got your phone.
It´s easy. NOW LETS FUCK THIS
>>
>>681745485

>>you're?
>>
File: image.jpg (130 KB, 960x1292) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
130 KB, 960x1292
OP complains to cute girls about getting friend zoned. Guaranteed best way to get friend zoned is to use that word.
>>
>>681746006
Roll
>>
>>681746166
Oh fuck here we go
>>
>>681746166
HA! That's a win
>>
>>681746166
Oops. Winrar. Just send the image.
>>
>>681745485
Fiddle with my boy hole daddy
>>
File: image.png (156 KB, 750x1334) Image search: [Google]
image.png
156 KB, 750x1334
/thread

I trusted you guys. Till next time.
>>
>>681746192
On the roll again~
>>
I hate niggers
I hate jews
I hate spics
And arabs too
>>
>>681746511
WINRAR
>>
>>681746462
kek, just leave her, she's a maniac
>>
>>681746511
>>681746166
holy fucking win nigger
>>
>>681746511
Winrar, OP please deliver
>>
File: 1457413969920.jpg (116 KB, 605x453) Image search: [Google]
1457413969920.jpg
116 KB, 605x453
>>681746511
>>
>>681746611
>>681746599
>>681746511
Ohh mah lord
>>
>>681746611
winrar?
>>
>>681746462
You are now dubbed:
OP, King of the Faggots
2016-lolfuckidunno
>>
>>681746688
Dubbly dubs
>>
>>681746688
I'm on fire, wtf, 3 dubs in a row kek, i got the suck mah dick too
>>
Op is fake and gay
>>
>>681745723
this
>>
File: image.jpg (264 KB, 863x752) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
264 KB, 863x752
THE RIDE NEVER FUCKING ENDS
>>
>>681746462
It's kind of fucking obvious now that this is a troll/b8. Why the fuck would she call the cops over you texting her? Fuck off and never come back you NEWFAGGOT
>>
File: image.png (556 KB, 750x1334) Image search: [Google]
image.png
556 KB, 750x1334
Just to show you all I love you
>>
>>681746511
Ding ding ding
>>
File: image.jpg (72 KB, 421x562) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
72 KB, 421x562
Send her te cat in the hat
>>
>>681747059
fuck you bitch call the cops. Imma shoot you and them loud ass motherfucking barking dogs
>>
>>681746988
winrar
>>
>>681747338
roll
>>
I hope to God that this thread isn't fake because this is the best laugh I've had on /b/ for a long while.
>>
>>681747059
Say u r a sorry cuck
>>
>>681747059
we love you too op
>>
>>681747507
Go away fag
>>
LMFAO WTF GUYS JAJA
>>
>>681747059
Sorry annie, my sister stole my phone. So where should we eat?
>>
>>681747338
rollin
>>
>>681747338
rawl
>>
>>681747338
rol for pic
>>
>>681747605
true af
>>
https://youtu.be/SBOQdcyAELM
>>
>>681747338
roll dammit
>>
File: image.jpg (19 KB, 219x218) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
19 KB, 219x218
Op is rest in kill
>>
Op ded?!?!!!
>>
File: image.jpg (32 KB, 283x281) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
32 KB, 283x281
More?
>>
Ask if she's okay
or tell her to get her gun
Thread replies: 227
Thread images: 32

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.