Hey /b/ros, so this girl I'm really into and I are finally going to hang out, and I'm kind of freaking out. Dubs decides what I say and what I do tomorrow. I'll make sure to report.
Nothing that can land me in jail is preferred.
Yeah you cunt we are.
As long as you're still down to blow me after
If by dinner you mean I'm shooting a load of protein down your throat, then you better fucking believe it.
Sure but you have to pay. My mom didn't give me my allowance this week.
>>681736916
As long as you're paying. Equality, hoe.
>>681738911
winrar
>>681736916
Only if we can eat out.
>>681739003
Roll
>>681738911
Aww yiss.
>>681738911
Get to it op
>>681738924
rolo
Eyyy gurl i wanna fuk u liek dis
>>681736916
Don't listen to these fucking morons, they'll fuck your shit.
Just reply, "fuckin right I am nigga"
Don't do anything retarded, also how fucking old are you?
>>681739586
>white knight appearing after get
Kek
>>681739451
What. In. The. Fuck.
God damn it guys.
Keep it going.
>>681736916
i wish i could tie you up and keep you under my bed.
>>681739774
My skin is porcelain
>>681739451
dude, is that shit real? Like really real? I must know, fer science.
>>681739847
Don't like the idea? It's cool, I can shoot it in your ass instead.
So funny thing, I have this friend, Tyrone is his name. Can i bring him along? I think we're all going to get along very well. ;)
>>681739847
I'm not hearing a "no".
>>681739451
I have like one of those, freaked out my ex though what are they I could never find out.
>>681739847
Sorry. So do you wanna eat out?
You might just be the first girl i wont rape then murder after the first date, i love you, lets get married, or i could just kill you anyway, whatever, hit me up
>>681740107
Reroll.
>>681740214
Roll
Bring your sister, we can make it a fuck famwich
>>681740321
Reroll
>>681740214
Roll.
>>681740107
Rolllin for dis
Have you ever fucked a nigger? I dont think i could date a girl with niggercum breath
>>681740443
Roll
send dic pic
Don't worry i eat a lot of pineapple
>>681740214
Rolling
>>681740443
Rolleroll
>>681736916
Don't show up tomorrow
>>681739847
It's cool, I'm a one-pump chump, so it won't take long.
>>681740443
Rollerino
>>681740745
Fuck.
>>681739847
It's cool, I'm a one-pump chump, so it won't take long.
That means fellatio.
>>681740443
Roll last time :/
>>681740866
Wasted dubs.
Niggers tounge my anus
9880 http://filenurse.com/download/3f3f51b50639deec3cdc1c90e6ae7a68.html
>>681740866
Post the screencap, nigga.
>>681740866
WINRAR
>>681740977
Fuck. More waste!
You better prepare that little cooter for complete and total annihilation
This poor retard fucked up his chances with this girl. (say PP in VV if dubs)
>>681740977
True
>>681740871
Roll for this.
>>681740977
Also wasted
BITCH I'm not playing, is that a yes or NO BITCH!
>>681740214
J.K. Rolling.
So close to friend zone
"Why haven't we fucked yet?"
>>681740871
>one-pump chump
This
I'd drag my cock a mile through broken glass just to hear you fart in a walkie talkie
>>681739847
Don't you ever call me a bitch again, you understand bitch?
>>681741448
Oh shit what are you doing nigger
>>681741448
Of course I'm texting the right person. You're the only one who will talk to me..
>>681741448
Bon appetit, wanna fuck?
>>681741448
Yes, I'm text the right person but I'm mentally ill.
Who cares, are you pegging me or not
So is this shit happening or what, you daft cunt?
>>681741534
Literal laugh
Rollan
Personally, I put the peanut butter and jelly in my ass and call it a peanut butter and ass sandwich but your bitch ass is gonna be calling it lunch nigga.
>>681741448
Are you a retard?
>>681741600
check'd, lets go op and ruin your chances
>>681739847
just a heads up, i have several std's
>>681741631
Roll.
Allahu akbar
>>681741448
No I am texting a couple other whores, cool down that cunt for now.
>>681741600
This is great move >woooow I'm going to see it
>>681741600
winrar
>>681741600
winrar
>>681741600
winner
Its over now you fucking tard
>>681741655
Winrarrt
>>681736916
I can't do this anymore. Don't coming looking for me. Goodbye.
ayy want some fuggggg
>>681741655
cheked
Oh shit nigger what are you doing
Baby my live for you is like diahrhea... I just can't hold it in.
Roses are red
My balls are blue
My dog's at the vet
So let's go to the zoo
I tested positive today.
So what time should i pick you up
OP here. She's at work so it might take a bit for her to reply. Also, fuck you guys.
Evidently OP has abandoned us
>>681742096
WTF? Also bump
Are you a Māori?
Because I want to Ngāpuhi my dick up your ass.
Im gonna toss your salad babe
>>681741828
This
Will you marry me?
>>681741600
"When is your sister turning eighteen?"
>>681742506
I'm sorry, i'm just lonely... would you suck mah dick now?
>>681742506
eh, i think id rather drown in my own piss then date you. That's a compliment because i LOVE drowning in piss!
Baby lets make autistic love childs
>>681742711
winrar
>>681742711
winrar
>>681742506
Apologies. So do you still want to eat out?
>>681742506
It's over for you OP
>>681742711
Winrar
I'm sorry
Lemme get up in that, Cosby style!
>>681742711
WINRAR
>>681742506
You were a brave soldier, asking 4chan for help.
>>681742506
Ruse is up
OP is both people
Babbort thread
ayyy bby want some fuggggg
Here OP, maybe this will make you feel better.
You up to taking a dragon dildo?
More like the friends with benefits zone amirite? Meso hornay
OP is an idiot. Doesn't deserve date. Go fuck your body pillow that I know you have.
>>681743222
Dem trips though
>>681742711
you want this TPP
>>681742506
If your fucking serious im gonna leave you in that friendzone your always talking me about
Lmaoooo op you cuck
>>681743222
Omg post this
Trips demand it
>>681743222
Check'd
>>681743222
Fucking send this to Annie you faggot
>>681743422
Dude.... not cool lmao
Baby you're paying for dinner cause its 2016 and we're progressive as fuck.
>>681743700
Winrar
>>681742506
If dubs you tell her that 4chan was writing your texts for you (and explain what that means, I hope)
>>681743615
It wasn't cool OP being an idiot to probably the only girl to consider him as a partner after his begging beta ass approached her.
>>681743815
Shut the fuck up you twink
>>681743815
Fuck off
>>681743928
I agree, and I still find it funny
>>681743815
Fuck off
Kek'd
Also probably /thread
Maybe I'll find another
>>681743815
fuck off white knight. He sealed his own fate.
Tell her youre bringing a latter and a car of lube to climb out the friend zone and right into her ass
>>681743815
holy shit what a Faggottt
>>681744139
Fake and gay
>>681744080
I think it's funny that her grammar's horrible, but I think OP is a faggot and should stop being a beta cuck.
>>681744139
Kek why do you hate yourself so much OP, and you'll wonder for the rest of your life why you're such a beta
>>681744139
Fucking kek'd
But seriously let me tongue the fuck out of your overused cunt
>>681744139
Damn op you not really like this girl or something?
>>681744303
ladder
Spelling>me
Ay baby im on 4chan . org /b/ and everyone is laughing at you im super funny come join us and look at dicks and child pornography
>>681744430
I'm actually really into her, almost in love. Fuck it though you guys last longer than any relationship.
>>681740170
roll
>>681744139
"call of duty" dump her
>>681744139
>calling doom guy call of duty
>fake as fuck OP
Um excuse me that's halo not call of duty?????
Send that.
>>681744673
your virginity inst like sports memorabilia, trying to keep that one makes you fucking retarded
>>681744991
King K. Roll.
i wish i were gay
>>681744303
rolling
>>681745119
Rolling down the hill.
Um excuse me that's halo not call of duty?????
Send that.
>>681745037
My gay friend got into a coma after a car crash, he used to be a fruit... but now he's a vegetable
My gay friend got into a coma after a car crash, he used to be a fruit... but now he's a vegetable
>>681745333
Winrar
>>681745333
Send this to annie you faggot
Forgot to deliver
>>681744991
Nigger
>>681745333
kek nice get
Ops got bigger balls than me i'd already be begging for her to forgive me
>>681745485
yourself*
>>681745485
OP, she doesn't know the difference between "you're" and "your". She's not worth it.
>>681745655
Winrar!
>>681745692
It's easier if you make the whole thing up.
>>681745485
You are obviously a retarded newfag... You don't have to send the words on every dubs. Idiot
>>681745333
deliver faggot
>>681745485
I'm sorry here at UPS, we don't tolerate excuses.
We're going to have to let you go
Next time maybe you won't forget to deliver
>>681745692
>>681745485
>go fuck you're self
>you're self
>you're
>>681745485
I love you too, Annie.
>>681745862
Or you could just not care. OP by the way, and today you're the fucking faggot.
OP
If you want to pretend nothing happens just say that a friend or your little bro just got your phone.
It´s easy. NOW LETS FUCK THIS
>>681745485
>>you're?
OP complains to cute girls about getting friend zoned. Guaranteed best way to get friend zoned is to use that word.
>>681746006
Roll
>>681746166
Oh fuck here we go
>>681746166
HA! That's a win
>>681746166
Oops. Winrar. Just send the image.
>>681745485
Fiddle with my boy hole daddy
/thread
I trusted you guys. Till next time.
>>681746192
On the roll again~
I hate niggers
I hate jews
I hate spics
And arabs too
>>681746511
WINRAR
>>681746462
kek, just leave her, she's a maniac
>>681746511
>>681746166
holy fucking win nigger
>>681746511
Winrar, OP please deliver
>>681746511
>>681746611
>>681746599
>>681746511
Ohh mah lord
>>681746611
winrar?
>>681746462
You are now dubbed:
OP, King of the Faggots
2016-lolfuckidunno
>>681746688
Dubbly dubs
>>681746688
I'm on fire, wtf, 3 dubs in a row kek, i got the suck mah dick too
Op is fake and gay
>>681745723
this
THE RIDE NEVER FUCKING ENDS
>>681746462
It's kind of fucking obvious now that this is a troll/b8. Why the fuck would she call the cops over you texting her? Fuck off and never come back you NEWFAGGOT
Just to show you all I love you
>>681746511
Ding ding ding
Send her te cat in the hat
>>681747059
fuck you bitch call the cops. Imma shoot you and them loud ass motherfucking barking dogs
>>681746988
winrar
>>681747338
roll
I hope to God that this thread isn't fake because this is the best laugh I've had on /b/ for a long while.
>>681747059
Say u r a sorry cuck
>>681747059
we love you too op
>>681747507
Go away fag
LMFAO WTF GUYS JAJA
>>681747059
Sorry annie, my sister stole my phone. So where should we eat?
>>681747338
rollin
>>681747338
rawl
>>681747338
rol for pic
>>681747605
true af
https://youtu.be/SBOQdcyAELM
>>681747338
roll dammit
Op is rest in kill
Op ded?!?!!!
More?
Ask if she's okay
or tell her to get her gun