Alright, this is a mandatory Dubs checkpoint.Im gonna need to see some proof
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Alright, this is a mandatory Dubs checkpoint.
Im gonna need to see some proof you arent rollin Dubs.
Fuck you officer I'm innocent until proven guilty
>>681736085
I know my rights, pig. I aint showing you shit.
I'm clean no need to get upset
>>681736177
BLM PROTESTER DETECTED
>>681736085
No problema señor oficial ... Here are mine
>>681736195
Youd shut up if you know what was good for yeh..
I swear they aren't mine, I'm just holding them for a friend.
>>681736085
Noot noot you pig
I swear I have a permit for these.
AM I BEING DETAINED?
Thanks for checking officer, I appreciate the service you are doing for this community. I believe I just saw someone with dubs go through here, you can still catch them. Jesus guide you.
>>681736177
sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle
up yours officer i know my rights.
>>681736177
THATS IT! ON THE FUCKIN GROUND NOW!
You are under fuckin arrest for illegal dubs
Don't mind me officer, just a "white" guy passing through.
Only trips sir
I'm totally clean officer I swear.
HANDS UP
DONT SHOOT
>>681736085
Dubs between the eyes.
>>681736332
Por favor no me arreste!
>>681736443
So close
Fuckin pigs man
no dubs mr officer only drugs on board
I'm all good officer
>>681736600
fuck dont kill me
Dindu
>>681736600
Sir, I your coming with me. Your under arrest. Dont resist.
Okay occifer, no dubs here
Go ahead and check 'em
>>681736655
fuckkkkkkk please officer show mercy
>>681736600
>>681736655
oh shit, nigga
I have to inform you that you are being recorded officer.
no dubs here officer but i cant say so for the dead nigger in my trunk
am i being detained.
i know my rights.
am i being detained.
am i being detained.
>>681736655
>MFW he got double dubs twice
>>681736085
Fuck 12!
>cranks up coon tunes
>>681736655
Book him boys, this ones all dubbed up.
>>681736085
Fuck the police.
>>681736766
get out of the car before i shoot your fucking head. you're coming with me or you're gonna die nigger
>>681736766
>>681736722
Roll out the paddy wagon for these fuck fucks. Im taking them downtown.
>>681736085
if trips ban me
>>681736085
i`ve got something better officer
AM I BEING DETAINED!?!!??!
youll never catch me alive pigs!
nothing to see here, officer
>>681736766
i still know my rights.
>>681736788
And what do you call that, Sergeant?
>>681736722
Shit we need backup! Suspect is dangerous, shoot on site!
>>681736900
You need to make better choices with you life, you are under fuckin arrest.
You got nothin on me, copper!
>>681736933
jesus fucking christ just take me downtown i'm dubbed out of my mind.
>>681736900
>>681736922
>>681736933
where is the 11 guy? that fucker leaves us here !
>>681736922
>>681736933
Uhhhh huh you two are comin with me... Spread em!!!
Get fucked pig
Don't tase me bro
>>681737055
....3 in a row....let's go for 4.
Only singles sir ... Good night
>>681737055
>>681737088
>>681737066
Alright you 3 get on the fuckin ground! NOW!
You scumbags make me sick! Book em!
>>681736983
AM I BEING DETAINED
>>681736085
I swear...I only had singles tonight
>>681736989
no, wait, i promise that there is an explanation for this, officer fuckface FUCK YOU !
FUCK YOU PIG
>>681736085
>coolface.gov
No dubs here sir.
>>681737188
Not so fast, I smell the dubs rollin off your fat sweaty belly. Step outta the car.
Nothing to see here, officer.
>>681737238
Youd shut up if you knew what was good for you.
>>681737188
slap that smile off you face fucker...you busted
Long day at work huh?
REVOLUTION RISE MY DUBS THEY CANT CATCH US ALL!!!
>>681737188
God dammit !!!!! I never get dubs ..... Im fkin outta here
>>681737184
>>681737072
fuck you guys, i'm out!
>>681737066
and how did they miss you??
Evenin' officer
>>681737422
you're so far from home right now dont-ya
>>681737422
Oh whats this in your pocket huh??? Musta forgot you had that. Outta the car! NOW!
>>681736085
Fuck off.
I swear man, I don't have any.
>>681736085
IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE
I DO NOT CONSENT.
I DO NOT CONSENT.
I DO NOT CONSENT.
I WILL SUE YOU. I KNOW MY RIGHTS.
I DO NOT CONSENT.
>>681737422
Please office I have kids!
>>681737475
boy you look suspicious
>>681737611
>>681737644
You dubs bastards make me sick.. Your under arrest. You have the right to shut the fuck up!
Gaze upon mine digits and despair
rollio ofcer
>>681737611
please step out of the car
>>681736085
No dubs here officers. Just minding my own business.
>>681737688
Well well well... what do we have here.. Cuff him.
>>681737688
boy i look suspicious
How can i help you ociffer?
no dubs here
no dubs here dood
>>681737872
The fuck out of the car nao
>>681737744
uhm...officer....
Dindu nuffin
>>681737744
DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT FOR THOSE DUBS OFFICER? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO ARREST ME. I DO NOT CONSENT. YOU SHOULD ARREST YOURSELF. YOU WILL BE SUED.
>>681737744
Traitor!
only children on this car officer, on there way to an orphanage yesm an orphanage
Dubs ? what are dubs ?
>>681738093
make me
>>681738141
>>681738124
Shut yerrr mouths before I shut em for you! Hands on the fuckin car!
nope
>>681737967
>>681737976
Hey, wait a minute...
Nigga rolling on trips
what's a dubs officer?
>>681738265
we have a crooked cop i repeat we have a crooked cop
Am I free to go?
>>681738265
Go fuck yourself pig OINK OINK I SMELL BACON YOU FAGGOT PIG
Try me faggot xD
>>681738388
holy fuck my 8th dubs this isnt looking good for me
I swear, i've been off dubs for weeks !
>>681738388
OH LOOK we have a real fuckin rebel here boys. Make sure he gets lucked up nice and tight in the booty house boys.
>>681736085
Fuck that get a search warrant piggy I got rights
>>681736085
I didndu nuffin
>>681738499
for fucks sake please thise warrants are false officer i swear
>>681736085
officer am i being detained
Hold on ofcer I might have some extra rolls in my trunk, Rollerino
>>681738499
You're fuckin dead kiddo
Im clean ..... For now ....
>>681738544
You gon be next to 'em boy
C'mon man, the one time I got dub trips didn't matter since it was on another board.
>>681738689
Please ofcer i didnt mean to do it, she angered me, tenpted me, i had to hide the body before my wifes husband got home
>>681738499
Dont move son.. Dont you even fuckin blink
>>681736085
nothing to see here officer ill be going along
>>681738966
please get out of the vehicle
I swear i'm not hiding dubs. you're not going to strip search, are you ?
>>681738966
Thought you'd get away with it didnt ya huh punk!
Spread em!
H-h-hello of-ficer,
excuse my autisim!
>>681739122
Thats what they all say, out for a little joy right while rollin dub huh?
You are done for fucker. BOOK EM!
>>681739014
sorry officer
>>681738846
You seem like a nice kid...I'll let you off with a warnin'
I'm a lawyer, fuck your dubs checkpoint
>>681736085
I'm feeling safe tonight.
I cant roll dubs. I'm allergic.
One hundred trillion dollars if you leave me alone.
hey /b/, i need to go real quick, can you guys look after this chocolate milk for me while i'm gone?
thanks
k
What are dubs
I dont got any dubs on me officer
>>681739332
I'll get you one day boy...
>>681739444
GET YOUR FUCKING ARSE ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW NIGGER
>>681739444
Holy mother of god.. We scored big this time boys. We got a real kingpin player here. This will make the papers.
ON THE GROUND! NOW!
>>681739444
BACKUP WE NEED GOD DAMN BACKUP!!!!!!
>>681736085
Fuck off. Do I look like a nigger to you?
BLACK LIVES MATTER
>>681736085
no dubs here officer
Im white
Fuck the police
>>681739772
Sheeet the pig believed it
No dubs here (dubs get)
>>681739844
Got you nigger.
>>681738265
I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!!
>>681739844
Yeah fucking right mate.
>>681736085
I never roll dubbs officer
>>681739844
Caught one boys!
Iv been wanting to use this thing since the academy.. GIVE ME A REASON! SPREAD EM!
>>681739885
din do nothin
>>681740066
>>681740099
You bastards think you are so smart. Your comin with me. CUFF HIM!
>>681740015
>SPREAD EM!
>>681740066
>>681740099
I see you got a partner huh boy?!
>>681740066
Yeah right ... Double dubs ...fkin death man ...
>>681740200
CUFF YOURSELF!
>>681740299
Same for you nigger lover
Fuck.
Here we go again.
5602 http://filenurse.com/download/3f3f51b50639deec3cdc1c90e6ae7a68.html
no dubs here pussycat
>>681740501
Too bad this bot didn't roll dubs.
>>681736085
singles lives matter
I'm clean officer
>>681740299
>>681740299
This is internal affairs.. We have reason to believe you are under the influence as a peace officer..
You are hereby suspended pending further investigation.
I love you.
But officer, I wouldn't even think of it !
>>681736085
too bad i am...
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>681740792
What you think youre funny punk? Get the fuck outta here.. Keep movin.
I'm not black
no dubs here
No dubs, just trips
No dubs here
>>681740099
You can take my dubs when you pry them from my cold dead fingers.
here y.. you go 100 percent pur.. pure legit dubs
check my singles
bwaaaamp
>>681736085
Nervously: Complications, Specter?
But sir these aren't dubs
I'm just off by one
>>681736085
canis aes rubigo eius
Ch3cked officer
Come on folks keep it movin keep it movin.. report suspicious activity.
K no problem.
>>681741554
Wow ... Fuker ...
Dubs? No dubs here mr poollliiicccceee moon
No drugs here
>>681741899
GET HIM
>>681741888
This mother fucker is high as a god damn kite!!!!!
All units we need some backup!! Get on the fuckin ground!
>>681740501
Obvious malware. It's being posted to other /b/ threads as well.
No dubs here Mr popo
>>681736085
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Ociffer, klearly i have kwads
>>681742377
Nice deflection, you are under arrest.
>>681742377
says the person with the dubs you piece of shit get over here
>>681742533
YOU LIE
>>681742533
Thats what you think, step outta the car and put your hands behind your back.
I'm gonna need to see your license sir
>>681742666
I swear I was a good officer.. I just tried it once.. Honest..
>>681742666
YOU DOUBLE CROSSER
>>681736085
i paid taxes
>>681741888
DROP THOSE TRIPS! YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO COMPLY!
>>681742755
Officer anon.. what is that smell? Think you better put your hands behind your back...
i assure you officer, no dubs here.
MY WIFE'S GIVING BIRTH YOU GOTTA LET US GO
>>681742844
Yeah well now your gonna pay for your own jail cell junkie! Hands now!
>>681742844
Ilegal dubs here officer
Just passing through
>>681736085
oh no sir i would never dub and drive
I didn't fucking fight in Nam and shit to have you limpdicks take my right to bear dubs away.
LEGALIZE DUBS
Officer I swear these dubs aren't mine
>>681736085
America doesn't need dubz
>>681736085
check em
>>681743600
And you don't need freedom.
My dad is the police chief!
You can't touch me or these repeating digits!
>>681743600
Thought youd get away with it huh..
My friend here doesnt lie.
CIA here. Dubs investigation is my jurisdiction now.
>>681744256
Not until I see some identification. "CIA" ...
>>681743600
And you need a lawyer
>>681736085
No dubs here officer
>>681744426
I ask the questions around here.
Who's 4chan?? Why does he wear the mask?
i got you
nothin dubs
>>681744844
Alright wise ass... Step outta the Vehicle ,You are coming down town.
>>681744844
Too soon
Ok
I'm sleepy officer, no dubs here
Only quads here sir
I'm going to excersize my right to remain silent until my lawyer is present
>>681736085
I'm not
Here you go buddy boii
>>681746341
Oh fuck wrong papers... Here ya go
blob
>>681746420
ha..ha... What's wrong with me today... I swear I got my dubs somewhere in here...
im from murica
>>681746560
Don't attest me just yet officer I have my dubs I swear
>>681746718
The Heck?
shove a donut up yer ass
>>681746769
Ha.... 69.... Does that count officer?
never had dubs in my life
i dont roll dubs
Hahah good morning officer heheh :)
>>681747467
see?
FUCK DA POLICE
Look at my 3
Hey officer, I got my singles right here in my glove compartment...
Don't shoot I'm white!
>>681747738
Sorry for the wait, they're in here somewhere
>>681747820
Found em! Here ya go!
>>681736085
>arent
Are you aware that impersonating a police officer is illegal?
Alright officer. If you insist...
Is everything in order?
Only singles...
>>681748142
Kek
im clear officer
>>681736085
Fuck my life... here i was thinking america is a free country....
I never get dubs or trips only singles.. Kill me now
>>681748233
I don't think so
>>681736085
no problem here
>>681748444
shit... officer i can explain
>>681736085
Sorry sir, only trips here.
All I do is speed and Run Over People, No way I'm a Dubs member :P
>>681736085
I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO MY LAWYER.
Move along civilian
>>681736085
I'm fine officer.
Prove it
>>681736085
aint no dubs here sir
Am i under arrest
>>681749222
only trips
i plead the 6th
>>681736085
rawl
>>681736085
fuckin pig, I din du nuffin
Suck it, copper.
>>681736085
Just passing through sir
I'm as clear as the search history on my home computer.
Ugh, ok officer. Rolling
it's skrate. i gots permits n shit for deez dubs, nucka
>>681736085
Officer... What if I gave you trips?
>>681750057
Sorry, that's my old singles, here's my trips!
>>681748233
why dont you have a seat over here
I dont have my license but my dubs r right here occifer ^^
>>681736085
Always hasslin me..
