Ylyl?
>>681725686
what are those ID's?
>>681725686
There is one active.
fuck off, with you advertising memes.
>>681725790
Thing 4chan did for about 6 months or so.
Wasn't too bad
>>681726293
How new are you?
>>681726956
Iron pineaple, watch his vid
Long but worth it
>>681727756
I can assure you this was anything but "worth it"...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
>>681727756
Fucking kek
>>681725686
>4chan content
>ifunny watermark
what kind of autistic heresy is this?
>>681727756
Was not expecting the ending
>>681728751
Normies think its "cool" to browse here so to fit in they take unoriginal shit instead of making OC and put it here. Face it, /b/ is our boarding station
>>681728751
Do u think your funny? Honestly? I am a general rank in battle field 4 and I will fucking murder you. You're nothing to me. U pathetic rookie. I will pull your IP myself and ddos you of line for 5 minuets and leave u bored for the whole time. You're nothing to me. My clan and I are rank 3 division 1. Kill yourself dude
>>681728704
>>681728226
>>681727756
>>681727996
>>681727023
>>681726956
>>681726630
>>681726781
Hey look another ylyl without a single funny post. At least the desu banana crowd hasn't gotten wind of this yet. Also did turtle dick shit posting not catch on? I was enjoying it for a day or two there. nice change of pace
>>681729348
>>681729384
the only reason I kek is because that was such a poor attempt at bait
>>681729041
too bad sun drop tastes like shit
This is now a turtle cock thread
>>681726293
Rolling for quints
>>681729862
>>681729387
Thanks man. I thought it died out already. We need more purtle tenis asap
>>681729854
how in he FUCK did i lose so hard to this?
and then the beginning of theme song played in my head, all sad and slow.
>>681730107
Incredible!
>>681730210
>>681730411
Turtle dick?
>>681729761
Go back to Twitter with your "le starter pack XD" please
>>681730577
>>681730411
Checked. Also did I hear that this thread was due for some turtle cocks?
>>681730107
I wish this wasn't fake :c
>>681730398
Go back to twitter with your "tweets" please
>>681730210
>>681730411
Turtle cock never dies
>>681730746
What's up with the turtle shitposting lately? Is it to purge Ylyl of the cancer banana fags or just remove Ylyl?
>>681730746
Yes this thread is indeed due for some turtle cocks
>>681730107
>>681730107
lost so badly
>>681730619
>>681730926
Samefag
>>681730940
You can never purge the shit posters. I think banana is just getting stale so they needed something new to shitpost
>>681731075
Nigger
>>681730577
You are triggering me, I was raped by a turtle when I was 9 and now every time I see a turtle penis I get erections and uncontrollable orgasms
>>681730940
If i say it's to remove the banana fags then it will only irritate them. I'll just say that I want to use turtle cocks for good not evil
>>681729387
>>681731269
I think you missed the joke bub. Nice 69 tho
>>681731377
Ok that one is cute
>>681730542
Fuck you and your commie shit faggot.
>>681730107
lost
>>681731579
lol
>>681731427
Hot
kek xd
>>681731427
sounds like a sweet deal.
>>681729384
alfredo
>>681731691
wow what a great meme haha nicely done my fellow memer
>>681729854
jeeeeeeeeean :(
I love America
>>681730542
this isn't fucking pol retard
>>681729862
Is there any turtle porn out there, like would they instinctively fuck a pussy?
>>681731802
>>681731383
Is this real?
>>681732223
>>681732139
This is all I got, fam.
>>681727756
You're in the wrong thread NewFag
>>681732223
They used to have rubbery plastic records back in the day. You'd get 'em in cereal boxes and whatnot.
>>681730542
Good Luck Putin
>>681731918
LMFAO when you see it, oh boyyy
>>681732357
Attack on Rosario Note shippuden is an awfule cartoon.
>>681726293
Someone never goes to any other boards besides /b/, I see.
I loved it when they had IDs on /b/...no more samefag arguments and it was possible to have slightly better threads when you can follow a single poster's thoughts.
Bringing that to /b/ was great...I really wish they'd kept it.
>>681728704
it was hilarious
>>681732206
um, just curious... how do you get a turtle to get a boner?... wait till hes fucking a female turtle then just rip them apart? or do you give them a cialis/viagra or something....? some pretty odd shit seeing a turtles dick and im just wondering how the fuck A : how theres so many pictures of turtle dicks out there.. and B : how do you give a turtle a boner lol....
>>681730926
why are you quoting "tweets" like that's not what they are actually called?
>>681732756
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>>681732837
i loved it because every third thread was about id
>>681731802
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with Suiseiseki up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 threads
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed the OP
And stomped the newfag kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than OP trying to start a thread again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an GiB
Not porn I meant desu dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
Suiseiseki throws the bombest bash in town
>>681725686
damn wtf lost already
>>681727996
No one can escape Dr. Deletus, he'll annihilate your fetus.
>>681732837
That literally goes against everything moot said /b/ stood for.
The desu desu people sitting around all day.
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
Desu
I'm not there all the time you know some people some people call it desu
I play Russian roulette every day a desu sport
With a bullet called desu
Yea mama called desu
You ever time i try to desu where I really desu its already where i desu
Cause i already desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
I got a desu the other day from sako
Its cute small fits right in my pocket
Yea right it my pocket
My girl you know she lashes out at me sometimes and i just fucking her and ooo desu
Shes desu
People are always chasing me down,
Trying to push my face to the ground,
Where all they really want to do,
Is suck out my mother fucking desu
My desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
I sit
In my desolate room
No desu
No desu
Just desu
I killed every
I'm away forever
But I'm feeling desu
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
>>681732975
Honestly dude, I've been posting turtle cocks for almost a week now and I've pondered the same thing. The only conclusion I've came to, with my limited turtle biology knowledge, is that you'd have to find two turtles mating and separate them in the process.
IN THE GARBAGE
>>681733426
Damn it
Dear >>681731802
You got some issues 681731802, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some.
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter; I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself.
I think that you'll be doing just fine; if you relax a little
But 681731802 why are you so mad? Try to understand.
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid;
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to.
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
Love from,
>>681733031
Percisly.
Anyway are you the same guy from yesterday who I was discussing the psycology of posting in image boards and how people's affiliation to one thread cab cloud there judgment twords others and make them take them more seriously than needed?
>>681730107
Jimmy kimmel skit.
>>681733315
you mean her?
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With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
Done for tonight fellas. I'll continue tomorrow. I hope you all have a fantastic night
>>681729844
Dunno, man, that kinda alpha.
Also, checked.
>>681733423
LOL, your statement actually made me lose in a YLYL thread... It's been a while since thats happened. thanks!! :)
>>681733731
moots mom has small tits
>>681727756
I don't know why, but I got feels more than laughs .
>>681734575
Made me smile
>>681732239
A Dean Learner production
>>681734759
Is this attack on titan?
>>681733315
...and where is moot now?
Besides, the one thing I hate about samefagging are people that argue about samefagging.
>>681731657
It's been a while since I've smelled autism.
>>681734894
yes
>>681734809
Damn right, the fucking Monkees
>>681725790
You fucking newfags are the cutest.
>>681734950
Best Chinese cartoon.
>>681734993
Hurr Durr
Look mom I'm cool on 4chan
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
>>681733426
New and improved
The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.
The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
>>681732312
jumpman jumpman
>>681735169
>horrible customer service dept.
>>681734518
WHAT DO YOU WANT
>>681725686
Motherfucker
>>681735730
Your move, every presidential candidate ever.
>>681735804
>>681725790
Welcome.
Early summer?
>>681735878
>>681736033
>>681735339
So this is why the dark angels have fallen
>>681725790
Newfag
REEEEEEEE ONORMEI>>681732223
>>681732226
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>>681732312
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>>681725790
Fucking newfag trash
>>681728103
Lost to this
>>681729528
Underrated post.
>>681736196
I am the desu of my board
Desu is my body and shitposts are my blood
I have derailed over a thousand threads
Unknown to snacks, nor known to moot,
and defently not some spastic in a wheel chair.
Have withstood pain to create many desu
Yet, these hands will never hold desu
So as I desu, unlimited desu spam
ITT: weakest shit ever
>>681734286
Hitler was an artist
>>681736735
he really was
>>681736531
Wow you pulled that off oh know your meme didn't you?
At least update it abd remove the reffrence to both m00t and snacks as they are no longer apart of this site.
>>681731383
Medieval Piracy.
>>681734673
lost
>>681737080
No its late 19th and 20th century piracy.
>>681736908
You dumb ass.
Just because their not here does not mean they are not relevant.
>I have derailed over a thousand threads
>Unknown to snacks, nor known to moot,
>and defently not some spastic in a wheel chair.
>I have derailed over a thousand threads
>Unknown to
You know desu happens elsewhere.
Learn to read. Fucking rtards.
>>681736168
This is some good Minecraft 1.4.7
>>681733135
...Well done. You did it again, anon. You posted the fucking Desu picture. "HAHAHA LOL DESU" you whisper to yourself as you type it into the comment field. Do you feel like you've acomplished something today? Do you feel like you've done something progressive with your sad, lonely, condemned life? I can practically smell your disgusting, damp, sweaty, shit-hole of a basement. Look at you fucking giggling like a little fat bitch as you rotate your obese rolled neck to the side and catch a glimpse of your oily, greasy hairy, bloated face in your other monitor. You wipe the sweat off of your forehead and you stare intensely into your beady little bloodshot crusty eyes as you snap back into reality and reminisce of the days when you used to get bullied at school for being a fat, weird, disgusting virgin. Your neck beard tickling your shirtless bulging body as it whisps accross your titties when you look back at your other monitor. You hear your mother shout down the basement stairs "Anon! Your dinner is ready!" You quickly close the mlp board as you wipe the dried, cheesy semen off of your fat stubby fingers and your keyboard. You brush the cookie crumbs of off your stretchmarked pale stomach and you turn to get your fluttershy t-shirt that is 3 sizes too small for you and your fedora with mlp badges on it. And then, just before you go upstairs and disgrace your parents by forcing them to look at what their "Son" has become, you look back at your hillarious DESU post and you let out a smirk as your lips break the gravy and cheese coated seal and you tell yourself "I'll get them again tomorrow, kek." Yeah, that's right, you actually say "kek" because you're such a retarded fucking autistic waste of space and you should feel sorry for your parents for having to put up with their overweight, mlp watching, embarrassing, unhygienic, repulsive, failure of a son.
>>681731696
Can't believe I lost to this
>>681737525
M00t and Snacks are not relivent anymore.
You need to stay off of Knowyourmeme and be original.
Remember this is just a frenetic image board and putting this much time and energy into it is depressing.
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I thought this thread was YLYL, not cancer?
>>681732678
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