my wife is bribing me with anal and ever since she got her antidepressants upped her sex drive has be low as fuck.

i love her but that shit sucks man.

>>681717796

how often do you get anal?

My wifu sometimes leaves when the internet is off :(

>>681717955
almost never, had it a few times when we started dating but that was a few years ago.

>tfw its my fault
>tfw i just kinda rammed it in

hopefully this will get her back into it though.

>>681718203
By bribing i figured you meant you were at least getting anal

>tfw have sex with my wife 5-7 times a week even though we both work full time jobs

Some nights I really dont feel like fucking her but I feel bad turning her down

I get fucked about once every 4 months by my wife. This is getting kinda lame. FML.

Lets see.pics of the wives !!!

>>681717518

>>only get anal once every 2 months

That must be nice. I bring it up every now and then and she's like "We did it once and it hurt." Bullshit bitch, I maybe rubbed my dick along your crack once and grazed your pooper with a finger during awkward shower making out when we were still dating. We've been married for nearly 10 years now, still nothing.

Oh, and bullshit "it hurt." Even if we "did it once", you're a goddamn liar, you didn't get hurt. I'm hung like an elevator button for shit's sake.

>>681718733
>>681718733
lol once every 2 months isnt enough. Her asshole is perfect, she has impeccable hygiene so every time I eat her asshole there is no unpleasant smell or taste,

>tfw I eat her ass about 4 times a week

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>>681718733
>I'm hung like an elevator button for shit's sake.

I have a question for you old gents

Finished high school this year and I have two options in front of me.

I have a girl who is a literal 9/10, her face is impeccable, tits are firm and ass is nice and petite. Great body potential. She is absolutely in love with me and I've treated her like shit the last year. (She encourages me to fuck other girls just to enjoy my teen years)

I know she is faithful & loyal bc she got drunk one night and fucked another guy and regretted it a whole bunch to the point of self harm. (this was before dating)

She lets me do whatever I want to her, she is my anal slut and I've had her slobber lube all over dick and I've rammed it in her ass in public more times than I can count.

She has very high insecurity levels and sometimes has panic attacks or whatever.

Next option is chasing my "dream wife" in Europe. Someone who I can relate to, bc this girl in my life rn is sometimes boring and doesn't say whole too much.

wat do?

>>681719689
tl;dr:
Settle for the one who loves me, or find someone to love?

>>681719689
>>681719689
Dont marry a person you have nothing in common with. My wife and I have a great sex life and it only constitutes a very small portion of our relationship. Someone whose company you are happy with is a lot more important than a hot hole you can put your cock in (because we all must succumb to age)

>>681719689
Keep the groupie but don't get married or have kids. DO NOT live together.

Get your career and financials on track, get YOUR life going before you think about sharing it with anyone.

Once you are successful and in your late 20s to early 30s, then you can think about settling down. IN NO CASE should you settle down before 25. And get a prenup.

I'm in bed about to fuck my wife. If I sneak a picture of the creampie I will post it

>>681717518
My wife still gives me head at least once per week. We've been married over 4 years. I hit the jackpot.

>>681719689
Don't marry for looks. They all gain weight in college. Also, if she cheats now, she'll do it when you're married too.

>>681720105
>get a prenup

Yeah good luck with that. She's not going to give up alimony without getting something in return.

Source: my wife's parents are rich. She refused to sign a prenup saying it was a plan for a divorce. Now if her parents pass I can leave and take half her shit.

My wife is like a 4/10 on the looks scale and she's kinda boring to hang out with, but otherwise she's an amazing woman. Really sucks though. I'm barely physically attracted to her and that's only because she's a cougar in the sack.

>>681720401

Don't fucking marry at all!

Stay single for ever.

(I am a fucking robot)

Been married for 9 years and have three kids. Its alright but her and my schedule don't work out very well so we have sex maybe twice a month anymore. And its kinda boring sex, been trying to convince her to swing.

>>681717518
Married fag here. Nearly 2 months in and I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks.

And since everyone is talking about anal, she doesn't like it. Neither do I. All is well.

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five years and the wife is hornier than ever, get anal all the time and she loves giving blowjobs

Married for almost three years. Cheated on her about a year ago and got caught. For about three months after it was hell on earth but now things are better than I could have imagined. The guilt still sucks but can't change my stupidity.

>>681720761

Same with my gf, sucks bro. So many hotter bitches I could be fucking but she's nice, treats me right, and a cougar in bed.

>>681717518
Being married is bretty gud but we only bang about once every ten days. Married 3 years

Married for 3 years and couldn't be happier, we lived in 3 different countries since then, she has a great career and between both of us we make more money than we can think of spending.
My recommendation, marry whoever makes you laugh and with whoever makes your life easy, the looks don't matter, we all get ugly.

Been married 12 years now and have one daughter. The first 5 to 7 years are great and then we had a rough spell for about a year arguing a lot . Now everything is great again. She lets me fuck her whenever I want, get head 1 to 2 times a week. She gives the best head I ever had!!

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Do you guys still watch porn since being married? What does your wife think of it?

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Not married but engaged. About 5 year age difference. Loves me and always does what I want except for anal. That takes a little prep. Recently did a threesome with my best friend (female) and sucked off a friend from school.

>>681722964
We watch porn together. Helps us both navigate to find what we each find sexy and want to try. Generally it'll just get us both horny and we end up fucking.

>>681722964
Yes and she don't like it. Unless we watch together

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>married 10 years.
>used to have sex almost every day.
>4 years in had kid
>No blow jobs since
>now sex is rushed and boring
mfw I've been had

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>>681722964
>not posting the real one

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>>681723053

>>681717518

First wife was a bikini model (along with regular jobs). Despite that, she was young, shy and virgin. We had a good sex life as she learned. After five years or so she began to realize that most men found her extremely desirable and became flattered by it. She had single friends who encouraged her to go out with them and court guys, and eventually we divorced. She married again and caught him cheating on her, at which point she realized how good she had had it with me and would have remarried me. But by then I had concluded that she was not perfect for me, though to this day we are very good friends.

Been with my wife 7 years. Put it in her but twice. Fml.

been married 12 years, She the only women i have ever banged.......I am Beta Shit Bag.

Been married for four years now, have a kid. I was in the Navy when we got married and spent about a year total away from each other (she would work in her home state, I got deployed) but things were still pretty good until I got out of the Navy and she gave birth to our son.

Ever since then it's been a huge fucking struggle, like everything. We moved to be closer to her moms house, but she could only find work in a town about an hour away from her moms. It was a pretty small town, but they had a community college I could start at and her job paid pretty well, so it was all good. The plan was I would be the stay at home dad while going to school and I would plow out my degree as soon as I could so I could then start working and she could go to part time to raise the family. Sounds good in theory, but holy fuck did I hate being a stay at home dad for that first year. My son didn't sleep well at all, and I dealt with it every night. Then he would be fussy as shit all day and I was miserable, my wife's workplace fucking sucked and she was miserable, it just sucked. I won't go into detail on why being a stay at home dad sucks right now, but it really wasn't what I wanted to be doing, but I was totally stuck in this shitty situation. We fought a ton and I got really depressed. I contemplated suicide a few times I got so low, but I never made a plan or anything.

Her mom was a big source of stress for me too. She is nice enough on the outside, but deep down she is a vindictive bitch that won't hesitate to spread lies or talk behind your back. She was generous enough to help us a ton with babysitting while I did summer courses, but when there was a problem between us she wouldn't just confront me, she would inflate the problem to my wife and then I'd catch it from both sides about how much I suck as a dad. I basically had no allies in the situation, my family lived many states away and I had no friends, there was no place to meet any

>>681724826
You would think I might have learned my lesson, but wife number two was a Most Photogenic Miss USA contestant. Sexually she could have been the greatest porn star ever. After about 5 years, it became apparent that she wanted to have everything she could possibly imagine provided by me, but would never sit down at a table to work on a budget. Divorced, lost a great house that would have been paid for now, and condemned to endless child support as though I don't have my kid with me at all, although it is almost 50/50 time-wise. The consolation is that I have a beautiful daughter who loves me. For me that is an acceptable trade but most guys I know have kids that are too much like their mothers...

There won't be a wife number 3.

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>>681725850
I feel ya. I got out from the army about 3 years ago after a 8 year active enlistment period. Struggled hard. Ex broke up and just went into a banging depressing. Decided to go to Europe for a few months and met my current GF/Fiance

>>681725850
I know the feel. If there was a Bitch Olympics, my former mother-in-law would lead the parade into the stadium carrying the torch.

>>681725850
or should I say, no time to meet any friends, I was the oldest person in all of my classes at 30 99% of the time, so I didn't connect with any of them. It just added to the misery of my life.

Finally wife has had enough of her job and starts looking for another. Finds a better paying, better benefits job closer to her parents and in a bigger city and we find an awesome home to buy as well. We moved in in January and I started at a new school. Wife liked her job more, son and I developed a better relationship as he started to form a personality and slept better, babysitting with her mom got much better as she only lives about five minutes away, so while we are closer I don't have to stay at her house ever or talk to her past "hey did he do OK great bye". I am doing even better in school here and about to move to University.

Wife and I are getting better, but we aren't great yet. She is a pretty big control freak and its usually her way or the highway. She comes home tired from work a lot and then stresses out over bills and then it feels like she harps on me as soon as she comes home about shit that needs to get done, why's the baby crying, I like this done this way. I told her this and it's getting better, but we aren't really connecting still.

Married men bestow upon me your wisdom.

I was in a relationship with a girl who wanted something long term. I'm 23, we broke up because I took a job overseas and I didn't think it was a good idea for her to come with me.

Did I make the right call?

>>681727202
Any one?

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>>681718670
Holy fuck bro,I thought I had it bad at twice a week...

>>681727202

Grasshopper, for wisdom read "The Alchemist".

>>681728264
Did I make the right call though? Or am I destined to live forever alone?

>>681726983
We only have sex like once every two weeks, but it's not a I ask and she says no thing, or vice versa, it's that I don't ever get the urge to want to smash very much. I masturbate daily and that might be an issue, but I also think my adderall perscription fucks with my libido. Before I got on it I was horny quite a bit, now I just don't really get horny, I just masturbate out of what I feel is habit. I don't even look at porn, I just jerk it to former thoughts. I am kind of reliant on the Adderall as I have awful ADD without it, like no shit I forget where I put my car keys except with every fucking thing in my life when not on meds kind of ADD. I have accomplished more in my life while on it than I did the 26 years before I started. Especially while in school, I don't want to get off it (sound like an addict much?). She doesn't complain about the no sex, but I am sure she would like to have it more. She was a virgin when we started dating and she isn't very adventurous sexually. I was with 13 girls before her, so I've been around the block. No anal (tried once, but I am not a fan so its fine), no facials, no crazy kinky shit, we just try different positions but there's no daily sex.

She is very religious as well. I am religious too, but it's more of a recent thing and it's more of a "Christianity on my own terms" kind of thing. Going to church with her has improved our relationship, but I am pretty far left leaning, while she is pretty conservative. Her dad is a staunch southern conservative, like the perfect caricature of how Europeans probably view Southerners. White, Very racist, Has Fox News on 24/7, straight ballot votes Republican no matter what, has a billion guns, only wears boots, western shirts and jeans and only drives Ford trucks. My wife isn't like that, but with things like drugs, sexuality, music and movies, our views are fairly far apart.

I think it's good to have an opposing force in my life, as she keeps me on the right path

>Married for 3 years

The Good:
>Wife is extremely frugal
>Low maintenance but hygenically good
>9.0/10 with makeup, 8/10 without
>No body odor (important!)
>Incredible figure- like a young Remy Lacroix
>College grad
>Personality like a slightly-toned-down JLaw

The Bad
>Sex 3-4 times per mo
>Rarely anything but vanilla
>Snores loud as fuck
>Bad morning farts- makes the dog leave the room
>Sometimes plants boogers on her coffee cup- no fucking clue why
>Makes close to min wage
>Not very good at cleaning anything
>Rarely ever wears makeup

She's a good one though. Very loving, demands nothing.

>>681728411
My perspective is that at 23 you are still very young. She will not be your only (or perhaps, best) opportunity for a relationship/marriage.

>>681728807
So she's cute but she's a tool?

>>681719689
Lol. I cant imagine dating a girl for her looks anymore, nevermind marrying one. Looks and sex and that dies two months into it for me.

>>681728411
Also, it is okay to stay in contact with those who you care for, even if not together or married to others. It is okay to love people you are not married to. You never know where the two of you may find yourselves 10 or 20 years from now. And read the book. Now. Then read it again.

Was with previous wife for 12 years, had been since high school. Kissed four times but fucked constantly; after a few years started anal and by the time divorced couldn't tell holes apart by feel.
New wife does anal every two weeks and just does other stuff randomly for funsies.
Surprisingly happier with current.

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Mine is starting to get crispy I think i'll get a new one.

>>681724508
I dont get why hentai is farther down than feet and all that other repugnant shit

>>681729372
>It is okay to love people you are not married to.
This is great. I'll read it.

My wife says I don't put out enough. .

But sometimes I just wanna sleep

>>681729022

Not really.

It's like I married a prude porn-star who is frequently gassy but costs nothing and does my laundry and grocery shopping.

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>>681719689
>self harm
RUN AWAY
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>>681721863
How do you come back from that? I cheated and I don't think I'll ever gain my husband's trust back. Not completely.

>>681728699
and we do share interest in TV shows, love for pets, going out to festivals and such (moreso before the baby), but I just don't know if our views will grow too far apart and not end up well.

She was a goody two shoe growing up, did all the right things, got an academic scholarship to college, finished in 3 years, became a nurse, bought her first house at 24, became a nurse practitioner and is now with me. I am a high school drop out that fucked up every good situation I had in my life through pure laziness, mostly stemmed by pot and getting my entire psyche wrecked by my "friends" in middle school. I finally joined the Navy at 24, met her and am much less of a fuck up, but like we are on such opposite ends of the spectrum, I just can't help but feel like I rushed into this thing. We only dated for about six months before we got engaged, then married six months after that. She kept wanting to push the date up before I had to change duty stations, and that same need of hers to always rush into things is still fucking with us. She can never just fucking chill and let things work themselves out, she has to take total control and make everything happen even if it's not ideal, just so she can say it got done. It probably stems from her father, who never did anything he promised he would do for her (build the tree house, go to her volleyball game, pay for college etc etc...) so now she overcompensates and freaks out over any situation that she isn't directing the action of. She pushed for me to get out of the Navy early so we could move back closer to her mom, but in the process was forced to take that shitty first job I talked about in a place we didn't want to go, where if she just bid her time and kept looking a better opportunity would have came about and I wouldn't have had to go through the absolute fucking hassle of putting in for an early out that ended up only being three months early.

>>681717518
I felt like playing video games all day today after getting off work. I started a fight with my wife so she would ignore me and play with the baby.

Look. My wife is the shit and we're about to have a baby. I just hope it doesn't turn to shit in some odd years. That depends on me as much as her, though. Put in to a relationship as much as you want to receive. I wanna see my fellow /b/tards find happiness.

Gay fag here, been with the same guy for 2 years. Thinking about getting married to him, I love him. The only thing that makes me worried is the fact were so different. It's been really fun for the first 2 years I just worry we might grow to dislike each other.

Been married for two years this year. And been together for nine. Got a four year old and things are great. We went through a few rough patches but everything is finally back on track. Kind of starting to feel like it did when we first started dating. I'm about to land a job that'll let him stay home with the kid. Sex usually at least once a week. Sometimes as much as nine or ten times in a week. Depends on how tired we are. I love being married. It's like a sleepover with my best friend every night.

>>681730660
We would have had insurance covered, she wouldn't have to worry about work, just watching the baby and trying to find a perfect job, but nope, everything had to be in her control and she jumped on a shitty situation because despite being religious, she has no faith in life basically.

She resents that I am staying at home with the baby and she is working full time, but this was the fucking plan. She didn't want me to stay in the Navy, I mean I didn't want to either but I would have been okay with it if she was, but I knew the travel and deployments would be hard on us so I chose to do this instead, she agreed it was a good plan. Now that it's happening it's just... it's hard as fuck.

We were so good before we had a kid, we traveled, went to festivals, had fun, could sleep in, it was just great. Now it's wake up early all the fucking time, work work work, yell, fight, baby cries, baby gets sick, don't sleep for two days, have to do difficult ass schooling to be a Nurse, I just don't like my life, despite it being a million times better than when I was single, had no job, no money, wondering how I am going to pay for my rent this month when I have absolutely nowhere or anyone to turn to. I am stuck and I can't get out, this is my life forever.

/endranting.

>>681730558
As you fucking shouldn't.

My (ex)wife had an affair and I tried my ass off to try to make it work afterwards. It's a real kick in the dick when she said she was thinking of divorce for "years"but never seemed to get around to telling me, and then even when she fucked around I was the one still wanting to work it out. Fuck her and fuck anyone who can't man up and talk to their spouse.

Seriously Jesus Christ.

She even cheated on me with a dyke which doesn't really make it worse in my eyes, but I'm starting to hate all gays more and more. I think mainly because all of her new gay "friends" knew about the affair and to my knowledge none of them tried to talk her out of it.

>>681730818
Kid really fucked up my marriage. We are still married, but I am the guy in the above stories nobody is probably reading. Basically, having a kid is the fastest way to domesticate a couple that there is. You aren't going to hit up the clubs or make a tinder account, you're too fucking tired to even think about cheating on your spouse, you aren't going to be drinking yourself silly unless you're a shitty abusive parent, you're too busy. You don't sleep until noon anymore, baby is up at 7am, so are you. No more parties, no more fun.

>>681731158
Then fucking wait, what's the rush?!

I knew my wife for 3 years before wet got married then:
>>681732014 happened.

Seriously though, if you're getting pressure to get married, just ignore it and focus on the relationship (which you should be anyway). Focus on making it work rather than actually getting married.

What's going to happen is if you propose, the two of you will get another "new relationship spark"and it will mask the serious problems that need to be taken care of.

>>681730808
That sounds amazing, I have to stay up all night to play video games then get no sleep to take care of the kid the next day.

>>681728411
Well if you miss her then there's your answer. If you don't then you made the right Decision.

>>681732014
To be fair it was a sort of ugly chain of him cheating and then me cheating and then him and then me again. I kind of think it was just immaturity. On both of our parts. We've been together since high school and done a lot of stupid shit. We've been doing better. But that crushing guilt. I hate that I hurt him like that. Its been a few years since it happened now.

I love my wife, Her name is Amanda.

Its been been 2.5 years since we met. Wasn't love at first sight, hell i was with another woman back then. She interested me because i could tell she wasn't another walking shell. She knew she was real, and that I was real and that the world was real, and sadly that's a rare thing to find in this world. The woman I was with as a dream come true; smart, funny, sexy, devoted and independently wealthy. Her name was Ann. But she wasn't Amanda. We were friends for about a year, until I realized that I could never love Ann as long as I had someone like Amanda in my life. It is a a great source of shame in my life that i broke Ann's heart, but i have never regretted being with Amanda. I have met so many people who have married without real love, including my own parents, but with Amanda, we can do anything.

>>681732777
My ideal marriage.

That's great m8

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Wife of 7 years. She's awesome. Had tons of threesomes with her and her friends, my friends, my ex girlfriends, etc...Never bugs me about shit, buy what I want, couldn't ask for more.

>>681732747
Then you both shouldn't trust each other. What's to stop it from happening again? Neither of you have enough of a fuck about the other person the first (or how ever many times) it happened.

And if your argument is that "we can change and we can be committed", what's stopping either of you from changing again?

Seriously I wish you the best, I'm the wrong ass guy to listen to about that, I'm jaded as fuck and think cheaters are just the worst kind of people.

>>681733269
Is that healthy?

>>681732777
She is everything I could ever want in another person. She is funny, honest, brave, strong, affectionate and most of all, she is loving. I have never met anyone like her. I thank God that she is in this world, and that she is mine.

>>681733063
Thank you.

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>>681733542
We're way happier than any of my other "normal" friends who are on the verge of divorce 40% of the time.

>divorce finalized last week
>never been better

Get out while you can anons

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>>681732014
At least I got to keep the pup

>>681717518
I'll bet none of you have a wife that's above 6/10

none of you

>>681718670
Getting divorced. We averaged about once every half year

Marriage was 4 years long...

Longest break was 18 months. I feel your pain. It doesn't get better....

>>681717518
Every two months?! I wish! More like never. Last time was like 4 years ago. Sucks man.

>>681733889
I mean yeah, but I wouldn't want to be a cuck TBQH.

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>>681717518
I still don't understand why men would prefer a shit-slick asshole to a warm, wet vagina.

>tfw I enjoy inseminating my wife's pussy
>tfw I don't have to wash my cock for her to suck it afterwards
>tfw I'm not going to have to pay for diverticulitis treatment down the road

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>>681734206
I do. However even if she was a horrific burn victim, or a leper, or in a body crushing accident, I would still love her. Looks ain't worth much, love is. Looks change and usually degrade, love doesn't.

>>681723859
Yep. I feel ya bro. Marriage is bullshit.

All im reading is a bunch of fat fuck cucks complain. Grow your cock. Start lifting and fucknew pussy.

I'm getting a good pegging every couple of weeks. Fuck every few days. The odd anal thrown in. Good times.

>>681733436
Understandable. Honestly what I'm going with is that we were immature little fucks and now we've grown up. Though who's to say? Maybe I'm just too hopefull that that's the case.

>>681735012
but goddammit all women ever do is tell you what to DO

>>681717518
married 13 years. we still have fun together. we still have similar interests.

but don't have kids.

being married is fine. it's work, but it's survivable. adding kids just fucks up everything.

>>681735157
Further more am actually in love. Most Anons do not love their wives and are just in love with the idea of love and marriage.

>>681734044
> corgie
> subaru
> /out/

are you gay femanon?

>>681728807
The frugal part sounds like the only thing going. She's gross otherwise. Fuck that.

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>>681734206
If you think this is a 6 or lower, you need to have your head examined.

>>681735157
because your wife is testing the waters to see if you'll conceive a baby

then after that, no sex
forever

>>681718420
so jealous. i get sex only on sundays, sometimes once every 2-3 weeks, only missionary vaginal cuddle sex. no bj

>>681735779
but her face

>>681735854
which is why you should be grooming a girl in her 20s

>>681730808
Sounds like a legit life hack kek

>>681734792
Not a cuck if I'm running shit, just because I hold the camera for 5 minutes. I fucked 5 out of 6 of my wife's bridesmaids. How many of you "alphas" did that?

>>681735779
age?

8.5/10

would try to get with her....

>>681735896
Sorry, not putting my wife's face on here.

Not married. Just wanted to weigh in. Been in several long relationships. Currently 6 years. Piece of advice, life is much easier and you'll get along better with your gf if you only speak good of her to your friends. It's amazing how effective this is. It somehow constantly reassures you of the good qualities and makes within ruin smoothly. Best thing I've learned my whole life.

Secret of a happy marriage. Pic related

>>681736236
because it's a 6/10 at best

thanks for provign my point

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>>681717518
been married for 6 years, together for 12

love my wife to death but shes dumber than a fucking rock and drives me fucking insane with the intense level of her idiocy.

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Secret of Happy Marriage. Pic very related

>>681736377
separate checking accounts.

>>681735940
true. she's 30

>>681733269
Those socks are a fucking turn on. Foot fag here obv. Post MOAR.

>>681736377
>but shes dumber than a fucking rock
because she doesn't go along with your macho bullshit, I'm guessing

>>681736481
Not when she's a doctor....

>>681736076
You're so cool dude. How much do you bench?

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>>681734174

i wana marry, at what moment of your relationship did you propose?

>>681735837
We can't have kids. I have one from a previous relationship though.

>>681734206
Says the 17 year old

Married. Jut got and amazing bj from the wife. She swallowed. Having a smoke outside now.

>>681735598
Dude, the beauty of love is that you love your spouse for who they are, not what who want them to be, Yeah, my wife gives me suggestions on how i can improve, as i do for her, but in all things there is understanding, forgiveness, trust and love.

My future wife has been using sex as a reward lately when I give in to her ridiculous demands. It's making me want to break up with her, I don't want to have to run an errand or agree to something for sex man.

>>681736803
no but I would rather be single than settle for an ugly woman because of society's stupid rat race crap

>>681735940
>Grooming a woman in her 20's

Enjoy your divorce.

>>681736588
no, not at all actually, she is legitimately dumber than a rock.
example
get a small electric mop, uses batteries, she puts them in backwards, then couldn't figure out why it wouldn't work.

>>681736481
yes actually, we have 3, one for conjoined work, one for me and one for her, but we still use both for bills regardless whoever has the most money at the time.

>>681737011
just keep handing her money
she'd never find out

>>681736481
>separate checking accounts

This

And maintenance sex (quickies M/W/F ) so I don't stray away during the week days

>>681734206
My wife is a 6/10

She also makes six figures and has all the assets. If we got a divorce I'd be the one cashing in, not the usual "wife takes everything" shit, because nothing is mine.

The other day got home so tired from work that I passed out, woke up 2 hours later and my wife said here made some pancakes, while I was eating my delicious pancakes she started blowing me at the kitchen table. Pancakes and blowhobs best Tuesday ever /b/ros

>>681737018
that sounds really cute actually

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>>681736875
The fuck you come from?

>>681736974
Leave her. Sex should NEVER be used this way. She is a manipulative whore who would sell her ass for the latest pair of Jimmy Choos

>>681737216
oh it is, it really is, but when she constantly has to bother me to fix her stupid little mistakes it gets very very tedious, then when i call her an idiot for it she pulls the ' you know you love me' line, which i cant deny.

>>681737327
what if she's a really good fuck though?
isn't that what men want?

>>681737206
I am sure this happened.

>>681736875
she's giving you tips huh... anon, she's fucking somebody else. sorry.

>>681737447
It did bro got no reason to lie

>be me
>married 9 nine years, three kids now
>she was pretty hot when she was younger and she's an Asian
>somehow kept her baby weight and is just fat now
>sex is boring but she's pretty chill
>her libido is lower than the Marianas Trench so we do it maybe once every three weeks if I'm lucky, she's pretty gross usually and farts all the time loudly

Kill me

i wana marry, at what moment of your relationship did you propose?

>>681737673
lets see her! I must know what a fat asian looks like.

>>681736875
You are the dumbest son of a bitch I have ever met. Virgin cuck

>>681737431
Not long term. You will end up hating her and get arrested for felony assault when you end up drunkenly beating her because you are so fed up with her shit.

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>>681736446
Quit trying to push cuckoldry and pegging Goldberg.

>>681717796
>bribing me
>shit sucks
you don't know what bribe means.

>>681737689
We just decided to get married. It was like one day I looked at him and went "hey. Lets get married". And he was like "dude. Yes.". Then a few months later we were married. It was pretty awesome. We'd been together for seven years at that point.

>>681737447
Ur problem is u ain't married to a Latina they do whatever to make u happy bro

>>681717518
Marriedfag here. Feels good being married to my best friend. Salute to all my married bros who are happily married. My sympathies to those who are not.

>>681737673
How old is she? Asian women hit a wall at around 50-60

>>681738179
so you are gay, thats cheating man lot more easier

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>>681737278
Oh, i've been here for awhile.

>>681737808
I can't bring myself to do it. If she had nudes with no face I would, but she'd never do nudes. Plus she's into a lot of social media with her business, so any pics I have would be easily reverse Google searchable. She's got walrus flaps on her stomach though.

I got drunk one night and admitted to her I wanted her to lose weight. She hasn't done anything to lose weight at all.

>>681738100
Says the 17 year old. Pegging has nothing to do with cuckold. It is about having your prostate stimulated by a sexy woman and cumming harder than you would if you just stimulated your cock.

>>681737996
You married?

>>681738287
She's almost 30. I fucked up by not looking at how big her mother is to see how she would turn out.

My wife was pretty awesome. Loves to fuck, suck my cock, takes it in the ass like a champ. The only negative is that over the years she got fat. Like the kind of fat that means she's too happy and would never cheat fat. Between that and her laziness, I had to get out.

>>681738449
just crop her head off.

or you can tell us her height weight and dress size, that will help.

>>681738433
Jim?

>>681738753
Todd

>>681738603
i never said they were together, only that faggots like you push both of those things.

And enjoy adult diapers when you're in your 40's.

Also, I'm 36. I'm just not a faggot. :)

>>681738449
>She's got walrus flaps on her stomach though.

I guess I really am into fat chicks, because that sounds hot to me

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Getting married in 2 weeks, pretty excited about it. She's nice and treats me right. Sex happens regularly. Don't plan on having kids for at least 5 years from now, we want to travel and spend money on ourselves for now. Pic Related, its us.

>>681738654
Oh shit, yeah you got screwed a little on the Asian genetics.

>>681737546
Nah, I had a fiance who did though, broke my heart. Her's too, i like to think. No, Amanda is true and faithful. Are you married friend?

>>681719689
For her sake leave her.

>>681738653
16 yrs. It's about fighting, never apologizing, then fucking. And tax breaks.

>>681738753
nah. not me brotha man

>>681739052
Dude... RUN.

And wear a condom.

>>681738692
I'll see what I can do. She wears these flowing clothes that makes her dress like an older woman that helps hide her flub. I'm on my phone but I think I can screenshot a lower half of an online pic.

>>681739052
Your plans will go to shit real quick. Don't be surprised when you have kids sooner than expected and end up fighting all the time.

>>681739200
Why did you marry her? And even now, what about her makes you content?

>>681738959
Must be a thick fuck if you don't know the difference between using sex toys with a WOMAN and fancying men. Repressed homosexuality republican faggot detected. Guns don't kill people faggots do.

>>681739011
That's honestly the best part is she has big boobs for her size with larger brown areolas, which is my kind of thing. They've held up pretty well through breastfeeding too