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what should I do with my piss bottles /b/? >5 1.5 litre bottles,
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what should I do with my piss bottles /b/?

>5 1.5 litre bottles, nearly full
>1 1l jim beam bottle, nearly full
>2 750ml wine bottles, full
>2 375ml CC mickeys, full
>29 330ml beer bottles, full
>roughly 12 or 13 litres of stale piss

dubs decides
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Chug it
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>>681712834
Go in a public restroom some where and dump all over floor
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>>681713034
Reroll
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Pour on top of head, upload it to youtube, share link with us
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>>681713077
Yes!
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>>681712834
drink them
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>>681713034
>>681713077

Unfortunately I have no way to transport the piss.
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>>681712834
Drink at least two through anus
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>>681713313
Reroll
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drink it
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>>681713261
Damn...ok. dump it on your head then
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>>681713077
Deliver OP!
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>>681713494
Re roll
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>>681712834
Pour in the nearest neighbors pond and kill theyre ecosystem
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>>681713494
Double re roll
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>>681713313
Reroll
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some of it is months old and has developed some kind of sediment
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Funnel it into your butt
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>>681713494
Triple re roll
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>>681713769
This
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>>681713494
Quadra reroll
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Drink it op you fucken fag
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>>681713494
Reroll x5
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Op can u timestamp?
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Drink them
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>>681713494
Reroll x6
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>>681713994
reroll
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>>681713977
Shit wasted dubs
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>>681713494
Reroll x7
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>>681713769

Check em.

Also stop pissing into anything other than a toilet.
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How about you drink them
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>>681713494
Reroll x8
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chug it fag
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>>681713494
Reroll x9
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>>681714199
winrar
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Pour them into your bathtub and drown yourself in it
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>>681713769
This
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explain why
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>>681714199
Lmao
Checked
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>>681714199
delicious
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>>681714199
Deliver fagit
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Drink them
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Drink them
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>>681714249
checkd
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>>681712834
When I was at Uni, my mates and I would accrue empty bottles of whisky, brandy, rum etc.
After mostly filling with piss we would add carefully a little real spirit, it would float on top and as long as not shaken remain there.
Then we'd find a tramp or other drunkard and give him it, he would sniff, sip, and then chug.
In three years we probably did it 20+ times.
Some were so hammered they would finish it.
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>>681714199
Finally a winner OP will surely never deliver this. Probably gonna give another cop out excuse
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Reinsert it to you through your urethra.
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>>681712834
but why
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>>681713977
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>>681714519
Kek
Thanks op
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>>681714519
now drink up lad
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>>681712834
paint a dead zone in a neighbor's lawn, perhaps a rare pepe, perhaps a giant "Fag"
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>>681714519
Now deliver >>681714199
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>>681714722
Nice dubs
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>>681714777
Top trips mayey potatey
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I used to do that a lot with Snapple bottles, but eventually the scent began to sink into my room itself, the carpet, walls, floor, etc.
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>>681712834
thanks obama
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>>681714722
WINRAR
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>>681714199
>>681714352

I have over 10 litres of old, stale piss. Surely I would never even get past the first tiny sip. Besides, how would I deliver proof that I drank it all?

How about something more creative? I have 3 room mates.
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rolling for fill bathtup and sit in it
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>>681714199
No way OP will deliver but cool dubs I guess...
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>>681714777
Trips, op has to deliver now
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>>681714955
Dubs on trips
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>>681714901
Fill water balloons with the piss and throw it at random strangers in the street while filming.
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make a hearty piss soup, need a saucepan.
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>>681714908
Reroll
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>>681714955
The checkum train doesn't stop.
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>>681715111
inb4 OP makes another pussy ass excuse
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>>681714901
then pour it on one of their floors?
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>>681715111
trips op
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>>681715111
WINRAAARRRR
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OP isn't going to drink the fucking piss bottles

Take all the water out of the top bowl of your toilet, replace water with piss
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>>681715188
>>681715111
two more winrars cmon op dont be a gigafaggot
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>>681713077
THIS WAS THE FIRST DUBS YOU MORONS

OP DELIVER ON THIS!!!!!!!!!!
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>>681715111
HOW MANY TRIPS DO YOU NEED TO FUCKING DELIVER SOMETHING
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>>681715111
I don't have any water balloons... any ideas of things around the house I could use instead..?
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>>681715428
condoms?
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>>681715422
4 of those dubs are me
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>>681715422
Holy shit, the checkum needs checking.
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My winrar from the other thread:

Anonymous 04/29/16(Fri)03:03:48 No.681713555
drink -> puke -> repeat 10 times

op is a faggot?
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>>681715111
WINNER WINNER TRIPS DINNER
ALSO DELIVER OP DON'T BE A FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>681712834
Those are not piss bottles, I do have piss jars and after a week they look like shit and smell like death.
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>>681715499

You're funny
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>>681715735
gotta keep the fleshlight clean somehow fam
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>>681715422
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drink it
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>>681715428
You're such a faggot OP. Yeah, just go dump it on your roommate's bed and say a stray dog did it.
>inb4 oh, well I mean I don't want to ruin the mattress or cause any damage to people or property or make anybody mad or have to clean anything up
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do nothing.
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>>681716088
holy shit more dubs
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>>681716088
Dubs already got this before and OP was a faggot, but nice dubs anyway
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>>681716171
only thing op will ever deliver on
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>>681716255
nice gets
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>>681715499
Unfortunately I only have one condom

>>681715716
I promise you it is piss.
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>>681716425
>>681715188
this then, it was the next get?
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>>681716092
>>681716092
Roll dubs and I will happily do this, I hate my room mates and am moving out in a week. Two of them lock their doors but the guy in the room next to me doesn't
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>>681716088
Look op you have to drink it you said dubs decide you there's been dub already saying to drink it now do please drink it
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>>681716088
OP DELIVER
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>>681716425
Please refer to my previous post: >>681715111
Substituting roommates for strangers is acceptable
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>>681716655
holy shit dubs on dubs, the get is real lads
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>>681716663
how do I proof?
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>>681712834
why did you do this tho OP?
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>>681716655
Dubs referring to previous dubs that repeated first dubs have spoken
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>>681713757
its nitrates and camel jockeys use bathtubs of piss to make explosives
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szchzecked and ROOOOOLIIIING
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>>681716807
I don't like to leave my room
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>>681715188
>>681716425
Cmon OP, Fucking do it
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Freeze then eat it
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>>681716791
Just post pics of you pouring it on your roommates bed, with a timestamp at the end for authenticity sake.
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>>681717155
Another dubs for ingestion. The get train never stops
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>>681717202
roll
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>>681717155
>>681717255
Wtf
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>>681717202
reroll
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>>681717155
>>681717255
Does this count as quads?
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>>681717295
rollando
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>>681712834
I dont know why all these people have piss bottles

goto the the fucking loo pajeet ffs

If i get dubs, offer random people a beverage and then tell them its your piss because youre a lazy sick fuck
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>>681717438
No you newfag
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>>681717202
rolling
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trow it to a oldman in da face, or use a syringe to trow it in the pants of someone in da street, and see people's reaction
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it came out and now it will come back in
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pour them into the toilet and flush
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>>681715499
This nigga has bottles full of stale piss, you really think he has condoms?
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OP here

decided to dump it all out in the toilet
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>>681717202
And roll
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>>681717849
...
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>>681717836
>>681717849
yay you listend toe ME! :3
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>Empty your piss bottles to 1/4 full.
>go outside
>put chlorine pool cleaner in bottle till 3/4 full
>top off with brake fluid.
>run
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drink it on live stream
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>>681717849
stupid fucking cunt cant deliver on shit kys
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>>681715844
I rinse mine out once a week or so.
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>>681717849
Clean your fucking toilets.
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>>681718013
RE ROLLL
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>>681717849
So many gets and yet you're are perhaps the biggest faggot OP I have ever seen. Give yourself a heart attack in a hospital so you die for a minute or two, and then after they bring you back to life, shoot yourself in the fucking face
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>>681717849
KYS
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>>681712834
List them on ebay.
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At least clean your fucking toilet faggot then kys
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>>681713494
rawlin
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>>681717849
I always you were a fucking fag
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>>681713494
reroll
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>>681717849
fuck you op. what was the point of collecting it then
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>>681717849
Do you like to put dicks on your mouth OP? Because you're the biggest faggot I ever seen
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The better question is why are you collecting it in bottles
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>>681713313
More if you want to.

Roll
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>>681718850
Probably because he's too fat to get up from the computer
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>>681713313
rollin
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>>681717849
Get a brush and clean your toilet, that shit is disgusting.
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Stop rollin you fucking dingus. OP is a faggot confirmed >>681717849
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>>681712834
god, you're disgusting. off yourself you pig.
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