Who are you?

What is coachella

Not gonna say that here. Just being a /btard is enough to get you black listed in my industry.

Unless you're Taylor Swift.

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Are you always this autistic

>>681712399
do you take a shit ton of drugs when you perform?

or are you sober?

>>681712864
Largest and most popular music festival in America. Big bands and lots of celebrities partying in the desert. Took place over the last two weekends.

>>681712399
what other festivals have you played at?

>>681713043
Not while performing, just a couple drinks before that.

This weekend took Molly, Coke, and ketamine on my free time though.

>>681712399
Can we see your penis/vagina?

Don't ever specify who you are, that'll add to the mystery of the ding-a-ling.

>>681713262
Roll

Could you give me $15k so I can get out of debt.

>>681713156
Will be doing bonaroo, lolapalooza, etc.

Please be Sufjan Stevens

>>681713262
Roolllll

>>681712399
What genre of music do you play?

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I can recognize your handwriting. It's either Zach Hill or MC Ride.

Take off that mask.

>>681713262
I will tell you I have a penis, but no you can't see my famous cock.

Remember, there are no girls on the Internet.

˃Find artist wrist band in trash at Coachella
˃Start thread on /b/ claiming to be an artist
˃???
>Profit

can we 420, netflix and chill?

>>681713262
Rolllll

>>681713571
:(
But I wanted to fap.

Pretty please?

Are performing artists drugs any better than shit you would pick up from you guy?

>>681713388
Nope, sorry m8, love to help you but you never know how long your money makin period will be in the music industry, and I have other responsibilities. Good luck though.

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Does playing for large crowds make you nervous at all, or does it pump you up a bit? Any preference between large and small venues?

>>681713693
Hey tell us what race you are at least

>>681713615
/thread
Also, there are so many wannabe performers at festivals. Who gives a shit if this monkey can bang drums?

>>681713693
>
Had no expectation humans are fucking greedy. Expressly the rich ones.

>>681713897
Fgt

>>681713482
Could be Flatlander, too

>>681713801
>Large crowds

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>>681713615
Here's watching my friends disclosure from back stage of main stage. We aren't allowed to throw away wrist bands on site.

I'm not the only producer that goes on 4chan now. Wish I knew who you were to see if I have your #. Feel like asking friends I know who did coachella if they're on 4chan now. I was in Australia so didn't book 'chella.

>>681714092
You probably just worked behind stage for 10 bucks an hour, you pussy

>>681712399
MC Ride is that you?

>>681713673
Yes. We get he best drugs hands down. All the dressing room trailers are fun places to be because of this.

>>681713884
I actually play bass, so I'm sort of a big deal, pal.

>>681714279
Big deal to your mom since her welfare ended last month

>>681714079 Is that an answer? Or, aren't festivals usually pretty crowded on any stage? Sorry I have only been to EDC once and no other festivals so I don't know much about them versus a concert hall or smaller venue.

>>681713801
Large open spaces like Coachella are definitely a bit intimidating. A small crowd would be more intimidating if you are having a bad set though, because you feel more personally responsible to each guest.

So kinda depends.

>>681714092
Oh shit. I could 100% see Deadmau5 or Flume posting in one of these threads though. So you're mostill likely an electronic music artist, and you're young and would go on 4chan. I'm guessing Flume or Martin Garrix

>>681714077
IT IS YOU YOU CANDY ASS FUCK. I'm going to find some writing to pair you and YOU WILL BE EXPOSED!!

>>681714279
>implying the bass is harder to play than the drums
Bass solo< drum solo < guitar solo
And I'm not yo' buddy

>>681714620
Alright there pal

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>>681713884
That's fine if you're not interested. I'm sure there's a pasta trap thread you can hang in. I'm trying to give you some OC for a change.

Here, have Axl Roses' chair backstage.

>>681714427
20 keks

>>681714703
How many figures you put away a month?

>>681714429
Hat wasn't me, I answered you here >>681714490

>>681714493
It isn't Harley because Harleys home in Sydney right now ( got back yesterday). And I know Joel well enough to tell you he doesn't do those drugs. So who is OP.

>>681714248
I'm not crew, I'm an artist, but my crew is fucking awesome and makes a lot more money than you.

I'm guessing you're from AlunaGeorge, since they played at Coachella this year and will be a Lollapalooza and are listed as an associated act to Disclosure on Wikipedia.

>>681714429
There are a lot of shitty bands that don't draw attention to other stages away from the big performers.

>>681714972
>>681714493

Yeah everyone knows deadm doesn't do drugs. I am not going to reveal who I am, yes I make electronic music.

>>681715016
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Clearly some roadie who failed at his music life and is now trying to catch some rays of false fame online.

>>681714687
I could play the bass with my dick dude. It's very simple

>>681715027
What does it MATTER who the fuck OP is??

I'm fucking famous too, but who gives a fucking shite?? This is /b/, we are ALL FAGGOTS here!

NO ONE is special unless they're a little bitch and show tits or get the fuck out.

Just be glad you get a chance to ask OP questions about other shit - seriously, who gives a flying fuck?

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Flatlander I know its you...I just gotta prove it. I know that fucking handwriting.

>>681715016
Im a fulltime caregiver that is underpaid and uninsured (small buisness loop hole). Im really poor and ive started to steal from my clients. Please help me. I went to school to help but It just put me into debt. Theres no way out.

>>681714898 ah, alright thanks.

>>681715233 at lest from my one experience at a festival, I saw some of that but didn't think it was about how good or shitty they were more so than how popular/hype they were at the time.

>>681712399
Adam?

>>681715293
This.

Fancy posting in /b/ for attention whilst at FUCKING COACHELLA. Nobody want to hang out with you or something?

Oh let's just take a photo of axl roses chair. Aren't I so mysterious, no wonder nobody is hanging with you.

>>681715556
There we have it!

>>681715477
>INB4 claiming to be famous
>INB4 not even stating who you are
>INB4 raging over nothing
Kill yourself or state name.

>>681713064
>largest and most popular

maybe you never heard of Lolla

>>681715477
This. My brother was in a band and performed at Bonnaroo, but fucking sucked

>>681715592
Coachella ended last weekend. I'm just back at home hanging out and thought people might enjoy some OC. Go look at a banana thread if this makes you so angry.

>>681715899
Omg whoever this famous person is just replied to me on /b/!!! I am so happy.

>>681715785
Lollapalooza had its heyday in the 90's. Not as big of a deal anymore, at least in the industry.

>>681714972
>>681715245

>implying you cant lie on the internet

>>681715477
Person who you replied to here. Not gonna lie, you speak the truth.

>>681715627
Yeah you still owe me 60 bucks for that come faggot. Meet me back at the trailer.

>>681716021
He things he's fucking Hollywood man

>>681715520
Dude if you are stealing from people that need care you are a terrible person and I would never help you out. Straighten your life out.

I spent many years making zero dollars playing music, and I never stole from anyone. You can do better, man.

>>681716150
Coke*

>>681716150
Jessica just told me about the coke.

>>681715785
I'm not OP but from personal experience - Lolla feels larger than Coachella, but I believe size wise 'chella's bigger. At least how feels from a stage view.

>>681713064
>>>681712864
>Largest and most popular music festival in America. Big bands and lots of celebrities partying in the desert. Took place over the last two weekends.
>>681713064
>>681713064
More like most expensive over hyped crap fest.

>>681716238
This shit isn't fooling anyone

>>681715513
Like I said, I'm not going to reveal my identity but thanks for the really weird dick pic, I guess?

>>681716023
they just had RHCP and Radiohead headline at this year's so.....

>>681716232
I cant even eat at night. Stealing is what I have to do.

>>681716238
Jessica was with us the whole time of coarse she knows, and she's the one that said not to give it to Adam unless he paid upfront.

>>681716356
OFF WITH HIS HANDS

>>681714493
None are at bonnaroo lol

>>681716354
RHCP is a shadow of its former self

>>681715293
I'm truly sorry that you are so angry, anon. I am not a roadie. Enjoy your evening.

>>681716326
Agreed

>>681716441
You're not. Fooling. Anyone

>>681716441
I cant right now. Come to my trailer after these newfags leave and Il give you 2g coke and I have those extra pills you gave me. I didnt take them.

>>681716351
That's an album cover

>>681716747
Low quality banter

O.p. Have you made thread like these before? I swear maybe two years back the same fucking thread and attention whorring faggot did the same thing.

>>681716441
>>681716238
>>681716236
Please stop trying to RP in my thread. I don't know you. And for the record, I got all my Coke from my road manager.

>>681712399
Nice dubs, OP.

I saw footage of 18-20 year old girls waving their tits at Axl Rose, even though he's like 100 years old.

What was up with that? Are women just horny for singers no matter how old they are?

Tell us some obscure groupie experience you've had.

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>>681716732
Fooled me, buddy!

>>681716892
No, I have not made a thread like this. Must have been someone else.

>>681715016
Doubt it. Plus I don't have to put up with primadonnas like yourself.

>>681716920
bump

>>681716981

Uuuu t.y for fast reply. So there other /b/ tard fags go to this normie fest

>>681716354
Radio head has also headlined Coachella... When they were actually relevant.

RHCP is over man, those guys are washed up.

John fruscianti makes really good vegan breakfast though, and has about the coolest collection of old organs I've ever seen at his place.

>>681717175
RHCP is trash!

>>681716552
Meatloaf? Are you making a come back?

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>>681717084
ROASTED MOTHER FUCKER

>>681715016
EAT SHIT MOTHER FUCKER

>>681716920
Dude, the G n' R show was crazy. Tits were out for sure. It's like, legacy tits.

I've had some good times with groupies, but would need a minute to type out a story more involved than "we took them on the tour bus, did drugs, and then fucked them."

HOLY SHIT MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS REFORMING this thread fucking sucks. No tits or timestamp and its still running?

>>681717175
O boi you just destoyed a part of my dream world.

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>>681716351
You're not fooling anyone Flatlander. We know it's you, faggot.

>>681717331
Nice samefagging, roastmaster. You must be really lonely to reply to yourself, dude.

>>681717531
Thanks, Lori

>>681717382
That's why boys want to become Rock Stars. "Legacy Tits". kek. I'm going to remember that one. Thanks, OP.

>>681713019
Nice tits

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>>681717531

What sayeth thou?

>>681717531
Youre boring yourself lol

who the fuck is flatlander

>>681717517
Tee hee. Nice pic. I ain't saying nothing.

>>681717382
Are you going to be at Hard or Paradiso?

>>681717752
This

>>681717625
Who is OP then, Faggot? Reveal. Name, Pic, Etc.

>>681717641
No worries m80, hope you have a great year and see some good music!

>>681717851
Nobody gives a fuck who OP is. Never have, never will. It's an anonymous board.

Hey OP, I sure do love the song Death Grips. I bet the composer is a total legend!

>>681717803
No, I won't be?

>>681718196
Guillotine* I'm on pure THC

>>681718196
Yeah I hear those dudes are pretty cool ;^)

>>681718324
Such a fag

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>>681717784
I bet it is faggot. I know that handwriting anywhere and whether or not you say it, I know it's you you slippery fucking cuck.

>>681718324
Do you think they have any possible tour dates in California? :')

>>681718494
bumb

How many rapes happen in an event like this? Can you give me any pointers? Thanks

Ok random groupie story:

>For a while we had this crazy tour bus from the 70's with alligator skin interior

>Instantly made bitches wet

>Be fucking this girl who's on 2c-b on one of the alligator benches

>She starts having a bad trip

>My body starts growing alligator scales

>Ahh! Get the fuck off me lizard man!

>she runs out of the tour bus

>naked

>in los angeles

>Mfw my nickname became lizard man for the rest of the tour

>>681716920
>>681718808
Here's a groupie story for you, bro

>>681718211
Okay won't be crossing paths with you then this year, but thanks now I'm going to be like "I wonder if I'll ever meet this guy and won't know it's him".

>>681718808
Cool story brah

>>681718808
Kek

>>681718808
kek. Sounds like some of my Frat experiences.

Except your sex was consensual.

THIS THREAD IS DEAD STFU OP is some shitty band no one cares about.

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>>681718808
>Putting spaces between each greentext

Now I'm 100% positive it's you Flatlander. You fuck. Your Coachella performance was alright. You looked like a wet dog trying to find pussy. How does it feel knowing you'll never be as known as a main member of Death Grips.?

>>681718996
Hah, I'll do the same, man. Any hints as to who you are that wouldn't give you away to the average person, so maybe we might know when/if we see each other?

Congrats on hard, that's a huge booking.

>>681719121
Hah! Op here, you got me, I lost.

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Pic related?

>>681718808
You glorious /b/astard

>>681719247
I must be old. Never heard of this group. They play something called "Hip Hop".

I popped my Hip once, trying to hop over to smack my grandson over the head when he was playing too much Nintendo Game Cube.

Do you guys sing like Perry Como, OP?

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>>681719247

Success!

>>681715016
confirmed crew

>>681719577
Why are you so obsessed with Andy?

>>681719357
I don't have a dad. See you around I'm sure if you were backstage Disclosure.

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>>681719913
Because it's obvious it fucking him. The handwriting, the cuckiness, everything fits.

>Fucking 2c-b

You can't tell me that isn't something Death Grips can be associated with.

>>681715520
end yourself my man. only way out of this money nightmare

>>681720151
My little brother already did for the exact same reason. He was in the military and when he went to buy a house they fucked him good. 125k in debt later. rip.... or I would..... trust me....

>>681716920
nah sluts are just sluts

>>681718808
All of my keks, lizard man!

>>681713432
Seconded

>>681719655

You are obviously OP

>>681714703
Thanks for the OC and pics...

>>681720116
How do you know what his hand writing looks like???

>>681720728

Swan

Good this thread can die

I think OP is allrite.

>be me, 17, first concert at Coachella
>friend of my older brother gives me some purple shit to take, says "it'll make it cool, bro"
>whatthehell.com
>take the purple pill
>GnR takes the stage. Crowd goes wild.
>I start to feel funny. Head swims.
>imgonnapuke.org
>run to the porta potty, all occupied
>spinning around, world turning upside down, fall over.
>look up, see boots in front of me
>"hey man, let me help"
>Guy takes me backstage, to a golden toilet
>pukemygutsout.info
>"hey man, that was some pretty awesome puke" says the dude. "you wanna fuck my groupie?"
>11/10 hottie starts sucking me right there while I watch the back of Axl's head while he sits and sings.
>Slash looks back at me, and tips his Top Hat at me.
>feelsgoodman
>"Thank you, Kind Stranger" I say as the 11/10 hottie continues to gobble.

That man was Andy Morin. He's a pretty cool guy.

>>681720784
There was this letter..
Something about MC Ride's ability to come up with lyrics dwindling and something about Zach Hill and how their album was going to have to be postponed are some bullshit..

I know it's him...

>>681712399
So you're the Meme Grips fag??

>>681721067
>hey man, that was some pretty awesome puke

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>>681713064

Didn't you get enough attention on stage, or is your ego so vacuous and irritating that I requires a constant supply in order to sustain itself?
When it's not being silenced with drugs, that is.

I tuned into Coachella for a second through YouTube. It fucking sucked. Maybe you don't, I don't know, but what I saw blew ass. Thug rap, some pretty boy for the chicks, and the blandest "rock" I've heard.

I'm not really into music like I was when I was a teenager. Hope you're successful though. Save your money and diversify when you can; you said it yourself, you don't know how long you can make money in this field.

>>681721178
how did you enjoy me jamming your cellphone? Was the highlight of my weekend.

>>681721692
HAHAHAHAHAH

THABKS BRO

I NEEDED A LAUGH

sorry for trying to give you some oc, banan man

Why aren't you going to Bisco you fucking shit head

>>681721896
Obviously struck a nerve, sound like a tool there, uh... bro

>>681721763
Yeah, the line up was actually pretty weak this year outside of a few acts. But that let us get some friends of ours on the bill, so I'm not mad about it :^)

>>681721993
Because it's in fucking Scranton

I don't understand all these thug rappers. "Nigger" this, and "Suk Muh Dik" that. Jesus, I thought that niggers and cunts didn't like being called niggers and cunts.

If every generation needs to"out do" the previous one, what the hell are the kids 15 years from now going to do? Fuck panda bears in the middle of the street?

>>681721692
The attention on and off stage was great, particularly from your mother, who gives an absolutely ferocious blow job.

>>681722481
Pretty much, man. Or more so just fuck everyone regardless of age or gender in the street.

All I know is there will be a lot of street fucking.

>>681722512
oh, snap!

>>681722512
If that was the best joke you could come up with I think we would all love to hear your "music" instead of your experience.

>>681722267
It's not even in New Jersey, I don't understand the problem here.

>>681714092
Show me Calvin Harris. What's it like banging Taylor Swift?

Do you like the show, Mr Robot?

>>681722672
But I've used rappers before and I think without them, the songs wouldn't be what they are. Even though the words are pretty much fuck/bitches and all that. Though I'm not really a rap fan because of it's shittiness for most part.

>>681723058
It's glorious. Real tight vag.

>>681723182
I still haven't watched it. Favorite thing in right now is better call Saul.

>>681714620
...guy

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>>681712399
I was there too in vip

>>681724009
Cool. Hope you enjoyed my set.

>>681724132
I only enjoyed Vince staples, tokimonsta, Hasley, run the jewls, Keith ape, Rae smmurda, and death grips.

ASAP rocky was overrated, there was some fags in a little tent that were playing jazz lol.

Only edm I liked was Friday night at 12am in the doo labs

>>681723615
Word, I recently finished Breaking Bad, again, and after finals I plan on starting Better Call Saul and suggest watching Mr Robot though; at least watch the first season. Let it stew.

>>681713064
Ohh so you just spelled Bonnaroo wrong.

>>681724370
Well, as some in this thread have hinted at, I'm in one of the bands you enjoyed.

Here's a clue.
>>681718494

>>681713064
oh so ... faggotry.

>>681712936
lmao that's such bullshit nice try

>>681724492
I will check it out! Thanks for the rec. Saul is very very good.

I'm gonna get out of here, later /b/ros. May you all be nominally famous someday, and receive many blowjobs!

- Andy

OP, if you ever actually talk to Taylor Swift, ask her if she ever actually cruises /b/. If she says yes, then let us know. It'll make the /b/tards day.

>>681724627
Dope, me and my cousins were turning up in the mosh pit. One of my cousins wasn't feeling your set at all n dipped out tho lol

The three black kids and the white one

I told you guys.

Andy Morin is a pretty cool guy.

Just because you have an artist's wristband doesn't mean you're an artist. Faggot

>coachella
>not playing edm or anything else good
>gtfo

>>681725101
Cool. Thanks for turning up at the show. If you come to another show, shout out "lizard man." We'll try not to laugh on stage.

>>681724905
I knew it!