>>681708410
Would you like to see my cock?

Can a girl get prego by me putting my big toe in her cock gobbler?

>>681709130
Rolling for this

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>>681709130
roll
>get

Could you show us what the cervix looks like in real life? It would benefit all of us.

>>681709188
Winrar haha that was fast

Do you have any pictures of your teacher?

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>>681709188
Check'd, will deliver. If any other Anons get dubs i'll drop more than one

Lmao tell us your teachers answer

>>681709592
OP here, i'll try to get a few creepshots. She always wears really short athletic shorts and shit.

>>681709188
You fucking faggot

Ask her if shes into bondage porn or some shit along those lines.

>>681709328
Roll

>>681710266
YES!!!

>>681708410
I don't give a fuck about your teacher.
What's that perfect gal's name in the pic ?

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>>681710266

Is it illegal to have sex with health teachers?

>>681710411
Wew OP, I wonder what your teacher thinks about that, also include the picture for her.

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>>681710266
OP here, fucking love this place, add it to the list

>>681710411
Wasting dubs like that. How dare you!!

>>681709328
Roll

>>681708410
Can you get a girl pregnant from peeing in her butt?

>>681708410
"Don't read the question out loud, just answer with yes or no, I will know when you get to this one. Would you ever consider fucking a student?"

>>681710411
Cant remember at the moment, if it comes to mind i'll let you know

Hi misses (insert name), do you already lactate? If so, could you save it for one time up and give us the opportunity to taste it?

>>681708410
>sex ed
underage b&

>>681708410
Do all black people have aids?

>>681710871
Roll

>>681708410
"Can I stick my hand in your underwear?"

>>681708410
Is 8 and a half inches considered an average size for someone my age
also whats this white sticky stuff that comes out when I think of you

Also ask her if you had sex in the arctic, and you came, would you get cum stalegtites all over your pussy

>>681710871
this, but with something more subtle than "would you fuck a student"

>>681710871
Reroll

>>681709130
reroll

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>>681711099
Fucking gold, its on the list

>>681711114
Roll

>>681711099
Thats two for two. Im on a fuckin roll tonight fags. 66 now 99.

Y'all are dumb if you think she isn't going to vet these questions

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>>681708410
Someone asked me if I wanted a Boston steamer, is that something I want

>you, me, in your office to discuss "sex Ed" in a more private fashion, what do you say? ;)

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>>681711256
hurry up with those pics

If I put food in my butt, will I shit out my mouth?

Exactly how far can i safely shove an object inside my anus?

>>681710871
yes fuck your teacher op

>>681711266
Winrar, also, op, create a dropbox folder or something now, send us the link, then put a video of this lesson there later

Tits or gtfo

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>>681711277
oooooooooyyeeaah.

>>681711039
this.

>>681711447
That's not even a sex ed question

>>681711527
Will do

What is the best sex position, and why is it missionary?

Ask how to clean your dickhole, also you're most likely underage gtfo

>>681711099
*stalactites

Ever skip leg day?

>>681711277
3/3????? Can it be??

Also, how many holes she has total.

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>>681711099
fucking roll

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I'm only here for the creep shots.

I have nothing worthwhile to add.

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>>681711429
1 of 3 i could find on social medias

>>681711827
Thank you spell gud anon
Also ask her if the g spot is a myth and if she has found it

>>681712074
fake

>>681712077
Yes sir

>>681708410
ask her how far she squirts when she cums

>>681712077
Every fuckung time... i get dubs... THIS IS NIGGER MAGIC!!!!!

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>>681712074
This is not what we're expecting...

>>681708410
is it normal to want to rape your teacher in front of the class? hypothetical.

>>681712384
rolling

>>681712384
rollin' again.

>>681712306
Yea, im disappointed that she doesnt have anything raunchier

>>681708410
how long does it take for roofies to work?

>>681712545
off by one.

rollin

>>681710411
>>681710875
Plz.

Sir dubs alot here. Also ask her if i shared a bath with my sister and accidently shot my load under the bubbles, will she get pregnant... im worried.

>>681708410
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>681712716
DAMMIT... rerolling

Two part question:
1. What is prostate stimulation and can you recommend a good dido size for entry level use?

>>681712786
rollan like dolan

>>681712786
seal pasta rollin

>>681712716
Another roll

>>681712786
I havent seen this in forever

>>681712786
roll

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>>681711954

>>681712786
doing a barrel roll

>>681712716
>>681712837
Rolling for either of these

>>681712074
keep 'em coming

>>681712786
for the love of...come on roll

>>681713120
Rollin rollin rollin

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

If I stay after class will you insert the dildo into me for practice?

P.s if I take it in the ass from Tyrone will it hurt? He is huge and will tare me so I need to be ready

P.s.s
I masterbated to gay porn next to your car and you put your hand in my cum I'm so sorry but I seen a boys bulge before coming to class and j was as hard as your nipples when you get cold

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>>681713153
2 of 3

Just write "tits"

Is OP even here anymore?

If a man has sex with the milkman does the milkman or the other man get pregnant?

>>681713552
Yes im here you faggot, making sure i get these written down before this 404s

>>681708410
Ask why shitting on peoples chests turns you on

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>>681713657

>>681713744
That's dubs, you gotta write it down.

If I stay behind class can you show me what a handjob is?

>>681713863
Roll

>>681709188
WWWWINRAR

>>681713863
Rollerino

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>>681713824
yea, yea, smartass, here's your 3 of 3

>>681713863
Rolling for this

>>681708410
ask "do you think minorities are functioning member of society?"

>>681708410
OP, if you're still here, don't forget to print them out so that she won't realize that they are from the same person.

>>681712786
rolling for this.

>>681708410
fuck dubs do what trips says

say "let me suck your nipples bitch"

>>681713863
Kek roll

>>681714211
Check'd

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>>681713744
Jolly good then.
Ask if she can explain how a guy masturbates properly to get proper stimulation

>>681713455
winraaaaaar

Is it hard to put a sharpie in the anus

>>681713493
this

>>681708410

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>681714188
WINRAR

Seal pasta

>>681714715
rolling for this

>>681714211

He said questions you dumb idiot

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For the anon that was liking my pic in the original post, i have these off the same album, still cant remember her name though

If a woman is pregnant with a girl baby and the man has a very long and thin penis, can the baby get pregnant

>>681714992

This omfg pls

>>681714992
Do et

>>681714959
Sasha Cane
http://kbw0521.tumblr.com/post/112169163160/sasha-cane-strips-blue-bra-thong-nude-in

>>681714992

One mo time this pls

>>681715187
Thanks m8

can i wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?

My gf asked me to tounge punch her fart box is this safe also will my tounge be ok

>>681708410
What is a safe and effective procedure for stimulating the prostate to ejaculation?

>>681714992
Do this.

Is it normal that I can can put my balls in my rectum?

Why do I like feminine penises

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>>681708410
Your teacher's got some nice tiddies OP

>>681715568
go to bed

>no "do you swallow"
Come on, faggots. Also post pics of teacher OP

>>681716317
OP here, funny story about that

>be 17
>facetiming my gf like usual
>notice my balls hang especially low
>gf says to me "i bet you cant put them in your ass"
>challengeaccepted.gif
>fit both nuts in my rectum, left first, then right
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>rub one out
>go to bed

and thats the story about the time i put my ballsack in my rectum

>>681716667
already posted 3 and another anon found her profile online as well

>>681716422
damn right

Is masturbating five times a day too often?

>>681714992
This has to happen. Reroll

>>681716882
Oh, whoops. I just ctrl-f'd.
Anyway yeah ask her that

>>681710482
roll

If a guy ever put his penis inside his friends penis at a sleepover when they were around the age of ten and viciously thrusted his penis in and out his butthole and ejaculated deep inside his friends butt would the man who took the penis have any sort of disease later on in life, just out of the blue

Time to delivrar op

>>681712384

Rollin for this...

>>681717447
nigga wat, im at home in bed naked. i dont have class till tomrrow afternoon

>>681712716

Well you have to do this OP...

OP are you literally in middle school?
I know we joke about twelve year olds shitposting on /b/ but you have to be eighteen to post here.

>>681717830
Yeah I really think OP is underage.

>>681717830
OP here, im 18, junior in high school. Summer birthday so im older for my grade.

This thread needs more underage b&. So many fucking kids here, I hope you all die in a school massacre

>>681718227
Thanks for clearing that up, we were all very concerned.

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"Don't read this out loud. I'm going to rape you. If you contact the school or try to get help, I'll kill you after. All i want is a handjob, and this can all be over as quick as you want it to be, just one handjob. Now ask yourself, is risking your life really worth not wanting to give a quick handjob?If you understand then rip this paper up and say you can't read the handwriting. If you do not understand and tell others, Not only will i go from handjob to brutally ramming my cock into your ass, but i will slit your throat after. A quick handjob, or a bloody buttfuck and slash across your neck. Choose now. I'll await your decision, look for me afterschool.
-"insert name of kid you dont like here"

"Allahu ackbar"

Ask if she can mold a fleshlight for you to get a hands on experience

Underage b&

Statistically, what is the probability of a girl getting pregnant after having sex on any given day?

Can I get my sister pregnant?

Why is rape illegal?

>>681719212
Thats the most legitimate question ive read all night
>>681719407
and then there's this

Can dead people get pregnant?

>>681714992
rolling

>>681708410
would you be up for a 3 way with miley cyrus?

Do goats have STDs?

>>681716422

dubs speak

also, have we figured out who the teacher is and where she's at?

True or False: "It's not gay if it's in a threeway"

>>681712786
...did you just typed all of that so the OP MAY be able to send it?

My god, this is like the ultimate cringe post.

If my dad rapes me every night before i go to bed but he uses a condom will i get an std, im male

>>681720021
Newfag, it's copypasta

>>681720021
yep he just thought of and typed it all out
pretty cringey hey?

>>681720021
Newfag

>>681714992
roll please

>>681720021
I really hope this is bait

How much dick could a health teacher suck if a health teacher could suck dick?

>>681720021
Being this new.

>>681716780
rolling for this

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>>681708410
how old do you have to be before you grow your condom?

>>681720021
Kill yourself

>>681710871
Thats fantastic

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>>681714085
BRA
R
A

>>681712786

New pasta? lol. Saved.

Does a two year old count as a lap dance?

Print out the entirety of shrek is love shrek is life in small font and hand it in

If I have sex with a French girl what language will the baby speak?

>>681721196
This

>>681710871
Roll

>>681714992
roll

>>681710613
you god damned newfag

>>681718621
Rolling

this thread has the most wasted dubs

When two black people fuck, what's the possibility the baby will be a chimp

How does one actually perform the three headed turtle? Can you show the class with either a diagram or with manaquins/dummys (preferred)?

Do athiests believe they can get pregnant without God's Love and Will?

enjoy videos on youtube, subscribe to my friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEfhUJvn5rM

>>681722166
Winrar

>>681722123
rollin

What is the average useful lifetime of a female sex slave?

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>>681716667

>>681711114
Reroll for said variant of option

Write something perverted and complimentary with a single hint as to who you are (but nothing that would hold up in a court). Let her know you want to make her toes curl up.

>>681722219
this

my sister always cal me oni-chan. should i rape her?

>>681718621
What fucking took you so long to get here oldfag?
Reroll

Ask her for her bra size and if it's possible that your 9 incher would fit between her tits.

>>681718621
rolling

>>681725062
roll

>>681713863
roll

>>681712716

Rolling

Quick!, somebody find the teacher and send the thread to her!

>>681718621
roll

>>681714715
this

>>681718621
ROOOOOLIIIIING

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I'm just testing.
My computer or phone is fucking gay as me, and flips all my pictures.