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>>681702210

Get it hard and learn how to angle a camera.

>>681702210
nudes are not synonym with dick pics
be more tasteful than this fucking disgusting crotch shot jesus
also dont lie, 'packing' or not is not that important, but lying about it (and getting caught) is a sure way for her to notice your insecurity and tell youre a shitty liar - might even fuck up the date

>>681702594
Hards not very impresive either, only about 3".

Whats a good angle to shoot Dix pix from?

>>681702776
We've been swapping lots of pics that are (quasi)tasteful..she explicitly asked for the D recently

can we see it hard too so we know what you're dealing with

trimm the pubic hairs and shave your dickerdoo. christ, i didn't know you can have that many hair on your vuvuzela.
get it hard and take a pic from a nice angle.
also something for comparison in the far back.

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>>681704169
Meant to reply to this one

>>681702210
>Shave (unless she's into that)
>Get some good lighting
>Get an in focus picture looking up
>Try to ad a perspective to make it look bigger
>Get pity sex/argue that using makeup is the same as lying about dick size
>profit

>>681704558
She's said in the past that she likes when guys are shaved...I never tried that fully though because I'm afraid of making it look prepubescent between its size and lack of hair

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>>681702210
Use this OP

>>681704169
and i think i'm short. well I would told her the truth, she would found out eventually if you hook up.

>>681702210
Stop being a beta faggot, don't worry about it, and fuck her brains out regardless.

>>681702210
Get hard for the shot you're sending, most of all.

>>681704169
SHAVE. FUCKING SHAVE.
jesus fucking christ, it doesnt even matter what your dick looks like when the rest is that disgusting.
no girl wants to fuck your yeti ass, it will make your dick look bigger too....

and dont be a fucking retard and use a razor, just get an electric trimmer. 15$ at walmart

>>681705470
I would never go to a place like walmart.

>>681704169

0/10 bait

>>681704169
>Holy fuck...
Anon...I... I can't help you

>>681702825

See the problem is that you're a liar and just using this thread as masturbation fodder. Fuck off.

>>681704169

That's not hard. Take a pic standing up, without using your damn hand. Stop cheating you beta fuck.

>>681706118
It is hard.. My hand is there because my foreskin would cover the head if I don't hold it back

>>681702210
when your pubic hair is longer than your dick

Thuis thread makes me hard :^]
No homo tho...

>>681704169
did you ever had sex before? what was girls reactions?

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>>681704169
no angle can fix this

>>681706613
Yes. I blow quickly(anywhere from 10s to 2 mins) but usually get them to orgasm through oral first. No complaints (to my face ). I've had some repeat customers but usually just drunk hookups

>>681705016
you only trim not shave it completely
baby cocks suck

>>681706987
jerk it off before you go out, you will last longer.

>>681707373
I can't get a high quality boner for like 5 hours after I cum so that plan would probably backfire

>>681706381
Nope, you're a lying fuck. Take the pic stood up, side shot, no hands. I don't care if your foreskin's there.

>>681708234
1 sec

>>681708234
Here you are.ihope you're satisfied

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>>681710450
I'm a retard

>>681710498
Too blurry. We didn't need a pic of your body dude, just your dick.
Probs sucks though.

>>681704169
Hope your tongue works well.

>>681702210
Better tell her you eat ass like a starving cannibal, or, you're fukt m80.

>>681711194
I'm grossed out by that... Don't mind eating pussy though

>>681710498
I'm a fat ass... And my cock is bigger than that when floppy. Dude, if she likes you, she won't care. If she's a liberal Bernie lover, she'll fuck you, then claim rape and make fun of you, while she claims she's such a good person for loving Bernie.

>>681711340
You dont want that ass bad enough then.

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>>681710498
bummer dude you look like you are in ok shape so emphasize that.

So glad I have a normal dick. Literally the #1 thing I have learned from this site for knitting enthusiasts with autism and rectal cancer. You poor fucker.

4chan. Making lives better with every post.

>>681711509
This nigger here gets it.

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>>681711340
you got 2 choices mate eat ass or eat dick cause aint gon get much pussy with dat needle

>>681711523
Like.... 6 inches then? Good on you, I know too many guys who cry about micropenis.

>>681711340
Fuck that dude most chicks don't like that anyways unless you surprise her by slipping the tongue in the back hole in the shower or something.

But you better be able to eat pussy like a champ.

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>>681711509
OP is invited

>>681704169
Shave and in the long term lose weight ffs

>>681702210
Just trim the hair, it'll make it look bigger.

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>>681711693
I am prob not even 6 just under it like 5.9999. But it looks normal, doesn't curve weird or anything. Plus I am a grower not a show-er so I carry around a small unit that gets hard when needed.

I am just a normal guy with a normal dick and it used be bug me.

Until I found this site. Now I am very very happy with that. Not kidding like I have new confidence when I see shit like this.

>>681705965
Hahahahaha!

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>>681702210
>Abort
>Post her nudes here
>post her fb
>destroy her fucking life
>teach her where she belongs and punish her for ever asking for anything in return
>treat her like the whore she is

>>681712070
like 6.25 here, was so fucking insecure before some hot bitch asked and I got pissed and told, only to have other bitches actually curious. Blessings of selective mating by females of the past I guess.

>>681711934
This. I went from 3 inches hard to looking like it's 8 inches soft.

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>>681707487
>repeat customers
>high quality boner

kys my man

good god, i kmow this is a joke but u gotta feel sry for the gus in those pics

>>681711855
I'm 6'1" 195 lbs...I'm sure I could lose some but I'm not fat

>>681712216
>/Thread
Why are we even discussing this?

>>681712483
Eat shit

>>681710498
I'll give you a couple pics of myself out of pity, OP.

>>681712360
Do you not get repeat customers or high quality boners? Kys

im fuckin insecure bout my cock...and its damn near 8 hard not lying but i aint hung for shit...literally girls amazed by the growth

>>681712485
Everyone can afford to lose a few pounds. There's nothing wrong with working out. Plus, if you have a small dick, bitches love a guy with muscles.

>>681712743
Faggot.

>>681702210
Mix things up a little anon - send her a picture of your ass.

>>681712816
Same fucking way. When I'm soft it's embarrassing. But once I'm hard it's 7.5. Don't really understand it.

srsly bro not trying to b mean.....thats rough...i guess be a nice guy? prob is no woman will b thrilled passing those genes to her son

>>681702210
Ok /b, I need your advice. I've been* a local girl for a couple weeks,* been snapchatting * nudes but * asking for some in return. * I'm not packing much (pic related)

What to do?

Send some random nude I find on the web, and hope *he doesn't realize the swap if/when we finally hook up?

Send the real thing and hope it doesn't scare * away?

Some third option?

>fixed

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>>681702210
>be op
>posts his dick every day
>get off on the humiliation
>anons in every thread as predictable as ever post the same shit
>yfw you are helping a guy jack off over the internet you fags

i legit feel for the guy that is rough its like 3 inches maybe

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>>681712316
Kinda similar here. I prob watched porn too much when I was a kid so I thought everyone had a big dick. Being kinda small when flaccid didn't help. Then as I started to fuck chicks they would compliment me. At first thought they were just being nice or maybe that was a thing that all chicks did.

Flash forward twenty years and I am proud to whip out my hard dick and push it in their face. Also, I have a boner a lot for an older guy I think so I never worry cuz if a chick is nearby I at least have a half chub going.

Let me ask you anon. Are you cut? I am and I think my lucky stars because I seriously don't think chicks like an uncut dick at least in the US.

>>681713450
What world do you live in where that is 3 inches? Are you a eurofag? Or are you the guy that tells girls he has a 9 inch dick when really it's 4 inches?

i betcha its 3 looks bout right in the standing pic

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>>681713711
ha ha ya I think his ruler is traveling at relativistic speeds or some shit cuz that is maybe 2 inch.

I would measure that shit in mm.

Maybe micrometer to get in the 100s.

>>681702210
thank you for your honesty b/ro. I think the straightforward approach is best in this case. You're facing a bit of a quandry for sure, but sending a fake pic will achieve exactly nothing except making you look like a liar. when she does see you naked, she won't be as bothered by the size as she will with the fact that "if he lied about that, what else did he lie about?" i guarantee this will scare her and she wont want to do anything.
on the bright side, you're not exactly excluded from the fun, but a person with a strange physical trait like that needs to probably work harder etc. to find a chick that will go with it. its all a numbers game, anon, you need to be approaching lots of women because a chick who will like/accept it is more rare, but the thing is that you lack the confidence to do so.
your lack of confidence is not exactly "silly" but you could also help yourself out by remembering that girls are very different to guys. don't go for very young chicks, try to find one thats at least late 20s. dont immediately talk about sex. as soon as the topic of sex is brought up, be completely open. she will enjoy your honesty. have a laugh at yourself, tell her that you will still do anything to please her, including using a toy if she wants it that way. girls like brutal honesty sometimes. dont get all caught up in "the game" you know, find yourself a nice girl. chicks want a soulmate, brah, dont buy into what half these faggots say like its the end of the world. girls are actually way more mature with this stuff because theyre more empathetic, do yourself a favour and let a nice bird surprise you about that. and if all else fails, make up some shit about how youre "binaryqueer" or some shit

Kill yourself

>>681713602
I'm uncut but no girls have ever had a problem with it

Take all your stupid fucking girl advice threads to >>>/adv/

>>681712216
Jesus fucking crust THIS

ABORT and an hero

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>>681714051
Ok ya I think it is just because being cut is all I know. My most recent ex was only with a few guys (according to her of course) and they were all uncut. She just told me horror stories so I am sure it depends on the guy and his grooming habits and shit. Not saying uncut is bad at all so don't want to start that argument here.

>>681714181
Why do people say this type of thing? Not that poster but /b/ is the only place to be I think. Fuck the other boards.

/b/ was made for this shit

>>681707487
Really? Shit man it only takes me a few minutes to get back up

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>>681702210

Ouch.. trust me man.. that overgrown clit inst scaring anyone.. :/

>>681713952
B8

>>681702210
I feel your pain, /b/ro. I too am packing what you're packing. Though I'm even worse cause I'm thoroughly fat. I can lose weight and have in the past, but I have given up on sex given my insecurity. I just have one pig I bang somewhat annually.

Kudos for being able to sort through it. Definitely don't lie about it. Chicks are usually fine with it; it's always been me who has been the emotional wreck about it.

Just google best positions with a small penis and go hard on eating/fingering pussy. She'll be satisfied in 99% of the cases.

I've only been with 5 women, but none of them has said anything bad about the size, and the ones I was sufficiently comfortable mentioning my insane insecurity just told me to shut up and that they loved my baby dick. =^)

Just keep fighting the good fight and know you have my sympathy for your situation and my respect for your attitude. Good luck.

>>681713941
That doesn't even look like 2 inches. It's hard to tell though, cause there's some weird lump where it looked like his body was about to form a dick and then said, "nah I'm gonna stop this foolishness".

>>681714910
dont be mad faggot. its not b8. i truly sympathize