Just bend at the waist man

>>681701723
I don't think that's gonna work because the pivot point of the hip is above the dick.

Ejaculate a hot load on bypassing strangers

>>681701368
just point your dick almost straight up

>>681702319
How? Do you like stand on a building roof and jack off or what?

Poo in the shower and let the water break it down

>>681701368
im 95% sure im in a virtual reality game or somthig similar.
graffics update sometimes.
npc's too.

>>681702811
That's called solipsism.

I can make pain disappear. Like a headache; just sort of ... push it away, and it vanishes.
Sounds like a dumb superpower I know, but I did it for someone else and it worked on them too.

>>681701368
sometimes I wake up with REALLY hard boners that just won't go away and I can't fall back asleep because it's so fucking uncomfortable.

Being nice with people in omegle

>>681703031
As an experiment I just did it to this thread. The headache trick, I mean. Did anyone just have a headache suddenly vanish? Does anyone still have one? For reals.

>>681702538
I look into their eyes while I do it and aim for their face

>>681703372
you can't make headaches disappear you aspie.

>>681703372
>>>/x/

>>681703372
I've been having a stomache ache all day, can you make it go away now?

>>681701368
i take my shoes off at the office, but only when i'm at my desk

>>681703372
whoa holy shit dude this is crazy but i think it actually worked the other way around. Right as you posted that I suddenly got a headache

>>681704297
kek

>>681703816
*poof!*

>>681702716
yep

>>681701368
Sometimes, I kind of think we're all in a virtual reality, but I've realized the pointlessness of whether or not this is the case. However, the point is, in spirit with the possibility we're all in a VR, I commonly refer to other people as NPCs. But not just any people, I'm talking about the kinds of people who only seem to have certain amount of interesting and relevant things to say, and everything else they say is just generic filler. Like they have only a limited amount of dialogue granted to them. And this makes me think that maybe just me and my close friends and family are in fact PCs, along with anyone else I might grow close to, and everyone else is just a generic mothbreathing mumbling NPCs.

>>681703372
Can you take away the pain in my lonely heart anon?

>>681704868
Someone else literally posted the same thing in this thread.....

I NEVER ask other people out, I always overthink everything which makes me scared to ask them out. simply because I think that they are going to think weird things about me.

I also think that 90% of the time people are looking at me / talking about me especially around new people.

>>681701368
>pissing in the shower not your piss bottle beside your bed

>>681703372
Can you make the pain in my soul go away?

>>681705185
Did once before, it turned out not well. The target complained of blunted emotion and inability to feel joy, sadness, or much of anything - and made me promise not to again (to them, not in general). If you feel this might be preferable to your current state, I can try again.

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>>681705387
Oh, I thought they figuratively posted, my bad.

>>681705844
kek

>>681702005
>>681701723
Bending at the waist works.

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iv been playing with this "toy" i made for 26 uears now

picture related

sometimes when plain blowing doesn't work I'll just pick the boogers out and put them in a tissue to throw them out

>>681706210
same

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>>681706073
wat
How exactly do you play with it?

>>681706073
>>681706599
I want to know too

I always feel like strangers are trying to get into my house. One of my biggest fears is waking up in the middle of the night and for a stranger to just be staring at me. I am also scared of being murdered. I tend to want to keep all the windows closed and doors locked and I get anxiety (heart racing, stomach lurching, throat choked up, etc) at something as simple as someone coming home and knocking harshly on the door. Not to mention I always check places that are big enough for a person to be hiding. It doesn't really get in the way of my life, but it still scares the shit out of me for no reason. Anyone else do this?

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>>681706073
Please.

>>681705453
i do the second part.

>>681707617
I have this, but only at night. I'm never scared in the day

>>681707979
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I make terrible gun props. I've done it since I was in middle school.

>>681708141
This. It makes me feel like a scared kid so i always "man up" and go look evil directly in the eye. Which always end up in me looking at empty places

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I basically hump or slowly thrust my dick against my bed when I'm trying to go to sleep and when I'm waking up.

>>681708444
is there a reason or just for fun?

>>681702005
being this retarded

>>681708764
do that sometimes but with a pillow between my legs

>>681708983
I have a very active imagination, and coupled with my autism (diagnosed in 2nd grade), it leads to me formulating some very... elaborate stories. I then proceed to act them out. Please don't judge me.

>>681709745
honestly, that is pretty interesting. it reminds me of performance art. have you ever written down the stories?

>>681710878
Never thought anyone else would enjoy them. I could write down one of the 2 or 3 that I'm in the middle of right now.

>>681711011
okay

i search through my scalp, often when i haven't washed my hair in a day or two, pick all the flaky skin out and eat it. nom

When I'm showering, I'm cleaning my dick and sometimes I find myself jacking off 10 seconds later.

>>681712471
i do that

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>>681701368
pay about 20% in taxes

Now, I do realize most of us are paying our taxes but from how people act and vote it almost appears that im the only one having to pay these absurd fees(which i might add are mostly for services used to abuse me. Also, the services used in our favor are actually shitty like the post office and road workers dick off so much they're lucky someone doesn't go rampage on their asses when they're standing around chit chatting in large numbers while we pay. This state run medical is forcing me to shell out hundreds even tho im within the poverty range. Its goddamn theft FORCING people to have to buy something. I dont want insurance at all but I have to or im fined. The insurance companies must be making a killing. I sure aint"

>>681712471
>This

>>681706599
Pretend it's a space ship?

>>681701368
That's pretty good idea, going to try that next time

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>I grunt to myself a lot. Idk why it feels like an addiction. I try to keep it quiet but sometimes people notice
>i used to kill lizards around my house as a kid and would get really weird boners and usually jack off afterwards. I'm not sure why killing them turned me on so much. I wouldn't just kill them, I tortured them.
>used to go around my yard killing bees with a tennis racket. Still do this occasionally. Doesn't turn me on like the lizards do though.
>I masturbate underhanded.
>I only sleep good when I'm entirely nude.
>playing video games alone makes me depressed but I also enjoy it.
>exclusively use spit as a masturbation lube.
>wipe while standing up, most people I talk to don't do this.

>volume settings must be even numbers
>hum in tune with my motorcycles engine while riding so it resonates in my head
>tuck my dick between my balls and leg tightly.

>lives with family
>has bass synth
>keeps volume low in the day
>vibrates the entire house at night.
>things fall off of shelves

Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There's nothing strange about that at all. I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way.

>>681713936
'Murica!

>>681704868
>mothbreathing
Kek

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>>681713936
>>681714073
hell yeah

I can only enjoy ket and classical music when I'm also doing the other. If I'm wearing a shirt that day I feel anxious if I don't tuck and untuck it four times before I leave. Terrified of silence, have music/ sounds playing all the time I am awake, will also make like clicking noises or chat to myself to break the silence. Literally had my own room and monitor in exams in college and university and they let me have rain sounds on, pretty sad haha.

Sometimes I worry that every loose item in a room is on a tripwire and I will knock them down, breaking them.

>>681714481
That last one is weird

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>>681701368
Wrap my dick in tissue paper before I go out everyday, because I'm recovering from dick-eczema and friction burns.

>>681701368
When I jack off, I like to lay on my bed and put my hips on my wall with my legs and feet up in there. I like to beat it upside down so I can cum into my mouth.

>>681713936
Pics or it didn't happen

>>681703031
I didn't have one but this post gave me one

i play the song big pimpin on my cell phone everytime i enter a room..

Sometimes I could just be sat there on cod or something just chilling talking to nobody and it's so quiet that I start to talk on my head about things... Like not a convo or anything but like things just go on on my head


And no I'm not a psychopath with a voice telling me go harm people if I'm the only one who does this

Also I bite my lips alot so they chap alot everyday I want to stop but it's so hard because it's annoyk g when they are dry and you feel the skin running each other so I bite it off and I really need to stop any suggestions?

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>>681701368
Scratch my balls and then proceed to smell my fingers.

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>>681702987
>graffics

i am too cheap to pay for a taxi,, so i just go to dominos and order a pizza for delivery a get a ride home with the delivery driver....

When I floss my teeth, I re-eat whatever comes out.

i wear my hair like bon jovi from the 70's.. when i jerk off,, i listen to slippery when wet..

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I haven't got 1 single freind in the world.
i have no family
i have no girlfreind
i have no wife
i never talk to anyone
i hate people in the streets. they are in the way
i used to have freinds
i used to have a girlfreind
i used to have a family
i dont have any kids
i have a list with people i'm gonna murder
because they hit me on my nose or hard in the face with a fist, i often imagine how i will beat them to death and how i will dump all the bodies
in the ocean, after i throw the dead bodies
in the trunk of my car. it's like 15 people.
if i win the lottery i will go on the deep web
and hire a murderer to kill them for me.
but i belive in 5-10 years from now i will
leave my own country to go live in a much
warmer place and find my self a good looking
young wife. then i will travel back to my home
contry and find them all and murder them. so i can have inner peace again.
i dream about becomming immortal so i
goto a forest everyday with my dog and try
and make contact with the pleiadians
i have made contact with them many times
and i talk to them everyday they have told me
they will come and rescue me before nibiru swings by planet earth and 99 % of the people will die .- the elite that will survive in the underground bunker
i dream that i am the leader of the resistance
each time i get drunk. aprox every 2nd day i become this secret agent and i suddenly have to call the police because i deep down feel very lonely so they are the only real people i talk to. i can hardly remmember what i talk to them about but sometimes i can and it's mostly about me and that i work for c.i.a,
they find me very retarded but i only get werid each time i drink then i have to call for a taxi in the middle of the night to get more vodka and beer and ciggerets and i return to my chatrooms were i talk to my self or in monolog
i am banned on many rooms for spamming
so i go on 4chan to tell about my exsiting life
more to come later..... i love my self very much even i am very alone

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>>681701368
I'm a guy that doesn't own one piece of mens clothing

i call the chinese guy who doesn't speak english at my local corner store rice picker, its okay cause i am not chinese plus he calls me uncle fucker.

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I like to make some shitty paint shop of friends on fb...
Then I show to theim
Then they remove me from their friendslist
>pict related

I love the scent of my ass. Not poop or farts, just ass.

>>681705453
Are you me?

>>681705453
That's most of us that are here anon.

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>>681718123

>be me a mid 20's beta virgin
>feeling horny out of sexual frustration
>decided to lay upside down to take self facials of cumshots and took pictures of it.

....and I lost the camera.

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>>681705453
It's almost like everyone here is a singularity.

>>681703997
Same

>>681704667
You're a poof

i tried sucking my own dick when I was little

>>681703241
same here bud

I don't put milk in my cereal.

>>681704868
Are you me? This happened when i binged on GTA 5.

>>681718123
That's called autism, anon. Don't worry, you're normal, for an autist

occasionally jerk off into empty chip bags if they're lying around

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>>681716621
My god
Does this actually work

sometimes I shit air

>>681711645
not lying i do that too

>>681703416

you must be really tall.

>>681713520
i do the third one.

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>>681701368
when waking up in the morning, i routinely set alarms for 3 hours before i wake up, and then one every 30 minutes until i get out of bed at 6. I enjoy the feeling of being able to go back to sleep after waking up that I simulate it all night by intentionally waking myself up.

I script my conversations, and end up having them 2 or 3 times in my head before I even talk to someone.
>I'll say "x"
>If they reply with "a", I say "z",
>If they say "b", I say "y"
>etc etc

>>681703031
I have a Sore leg. Can you fix it?

Hit up 500+ girls on tinder/cl/pof and get no replies

All of my senses register as visual input. Sounds are colors, smells are colors, tactile sensations are colors, tastes are colors, colors are colors

>>681719038
kek

>>681701368
I wipe my ass with my fingers, and squeeze my shit because it feels nice in my fingers

>>681702987
No, that's just being a self centered douche.

Or if he is right, am I just his subconscious surfacing the negative feelings I'm feeling about myself? Oh...I mean that HE is feeling about HIMSELF?

Gotta wonder now....

>>681703997
#MadMen

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>>681723345
The fucking fuck, i've tone of it...

I wipe my cum on my roommates towels

>>681704868
not a settling thing to read while on a trip

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>>681722459
thank you very much for your reply.
i really like you*
... i might never kill those people...
it's just a fantasy because i feel hurt even it is
25 years ago. and last time i felt really bad
because i can't fight back in a fight** was 10 years ago , back then i swore to get revenge*
i read it is the human blood to get revenge, but maybe i will find inner peace if i just find my self a new girlfreind- i know im autistic and when people reply nice to me, i feel good inside
so thank you very much i wish you all good in life. i wish i had a freind like you**
bye

>>681706073
...well...it's no fingerbox...

play with my asshole for hours and smell in between

>>681715262
jesus christ

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>have morbid masochistic thoughts at night in bed
>look at porn on /b/, never get erection unless im going to use it
>used to take a lot of xanax, DXM, smoke a QO a week, now I just smoke cigarettes instead and prefer that
>put a small amount of toilet paper folded over my dick after i piss, in case the next time i sit down more pee trys to escape, thus it does not reach my clothing
>eat oatmeal every day for breakfast and enjoy it
>have no friends


>>681718123
tl;dr hello i also have no friends and no family, im basically a foster "child"

>>681708764
I do this

>>681708444
I used to do this with Pringle cans and toilet paper cardboard rolls n shit when I was a young lad. Thought I was the only one. Not autistic though. Not that that has anything to do with it. Good on you anon.

>>681703031
I have bad anxiety pains. plus a headache right now. Im gonna put my faith in you anon. You can help me finish my 2 online tests tonight. I belieeeeve.

>>681722919
You might be good at programming.

>>681712871
whatthefuck

I grunt to myself. I masturbate underhanded. I only sleep good when I'm entirely nude. The video game too. I use spit also. I wipe standing up.


What the fuck are you me stop no

I have a bad luck aura
I have fairly bad luck, but I also seem to exude chaos
Everyone I get close to seems to have a really bad spike in misfortune. Getting arrested, losing apartments and jobs within a week, falling out with other friends really badly
Dying

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>>681720694
thank you to you too., and the nice reply and
i really like that black cap
I used to have a real nice black cap almost like it i got from my best freind but he died 2 years ago
from alcoholism so now im pretty much left alone again.
but maybe if i am lucky i will find my self a good freind and i also with i had a good freind like you. it is always great for me when people reply nice to me. then i feel happy
thank you** i wish you all good in life
bye*

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>>681704868
Ever play star ocean 3?

>>681723860
fuck off

>>681716839
eww

>>681712871
youve probably been raped. not kidding, do some digging in your past. how could you forget? it's called dissociation. did you used to shit yourself or anything else weird?

>>681709745
b-bruh?

>>681701368
use conditioner on my pubic hair
brush teeth in shower
not going up or down stairs in the dark
(if the light switch is at the bottom then i cut it off and run up the stairs as fast as possible)
i never understood why other people think im weird for doing this

>>681724541
get a deliverance or start worshipping satan, you chosen one, you.

>>681723229
sooo synthesis?

>>681725000
self-checked

>>681721939
I do that for specific cereal. Frosted mini wheats without milk are the shit

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>>681724162
you have a freind now*

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>>681708764
That's how I used to masturbate for the first few years
I found it weird to to rub it in my hand
Then I just got lazy and now I'm like anyone else

>>681725000
Synesthesia. But I've never heard of anyone else that experiences no sensations except pictures, usually just one or two senses overlapping

>>681725154
I mean never. The only memory I have of eating a bowl of cereal with milk is from when I was a child, and I only ate a bite and refused to touch it

Putting my hand on my lower back as I back in to the hot shower water to keep from burning myself.

I have voices in my head. Most of the time I don't remember what they said. One time I imagined someone saying something in Japanese in my head; I don't even know who it was. Most of the time what they say is confusing, or inscrutable. They whisper, and shout. They always talk to me, and the voices are never voluntary for me. So far, there are only two distinct personalities. One of them likes to say violent, and dark things to me. Often when I try to say something to myself, it feels like it actually wasn't my voice, but someone else's. Like someone other than me put it there. As a result, I constantly question whether this is my body, or not. Many times I question my own environment's existence too. I often dissociate throughout the day.

>>681725249
hmm

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When im in the shower i put scaling hot water on my balls with the flexible showerhead

I start off at just warm then turn the cold down gradually more and more till its borderline painful but feels so good mane

>>681726052
OCD or demons.

see >>681724935

>>681723752
Oh my god I really want this to be an elaborated bait. Please god make me believe.

>>681707617
I'm the opposite. I sometimes wish for someone to murder me. Preferably by stabbing or shooting and hopefully I would have time to enjoy my own death. Tbh, murder victims are the lucky ones, instant martyrdom and hero status. If I kill myself, even if I make it look like an accident, all I'd get would be the same shit pity that murder-suicide fags get and that honestly doesn't sit right with me

>>681703031
Heal me

>>681704297
What the fuck?!?!?! So did I!

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>>681707617
You asleep yet,Michael?

>>681713936
Top kek

>>681701368

When I go to the gym on colder days when I get to wear pants, I like to wear my gym shorts under my pants (it's more convenient and warmer). Once I'm next to the equipment I'm going to use, I casually take my pants off to the strange looks from others, only to reveal my shorts underneath. I just toss the pants in my bag and lift like nothing happened.

>>681702005

Bending at the waist angles you to make it into the toilet faggot. Write to your state Senate, they kick up their performance on the No Child Left Behind initiative.

>>681726175
OCD doesn't cause hallucinations. Sounds more like schizophrenia

>>681726175
It's called dissociative identity disorder. I also have OCD. Throughout the day I often feel my pockets, and my head to make sure I haven't lost anything. I clean my hands frequently. A few days ago I would constantly check the time on my phone in the morning, because I would be so afraid of sleeping too much, and missing class. I didn't get very much sleep.

>>681726795
it can.. its really just your thoughts you think are voices.. i have a touch of schizophrenia and i dont get a lot of hallucinations, sometimes things move like im on acid and sometimes when im going to bed i'll hear my name being said or whatnot but.. im pretty sure like .00001% of schizophrenics actually "hear voices" like in the movies.

Piss in bottles instead of using toilet which is 2 meters away

I'm up to 42 bottles so far

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>>681726086
:-)

>bite my nails frequently
>clean my glasses atleast every 20 minutes
>be a massive asshole on social media while im the nicest guy IRL
>wake up every morning around 4 am to take a massive shit
>cant sleep well if im not naked
>tap my fingers on the inside of my palm when I hear any instrumental song as if im playing the guitar
>stroke my goatee or my unshaved cheeks while im thinking of something to type or to say
>never been able to fap or even fuck in the shower, I just cant get a complete erection while showering
>occasionally pee myself in bed after I drank too much, im 25
>treat women like shit usually, still get laid a lot
>shiver my whole body after I finished pissing

>>681726902
How the fuck would you have DID? I'm a little spooked to talk about this with you, you might know what I mean. You might not also.

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>>681723931
Yeah....

>>681702716
Same. Not a full poo but the remaining pieces

I wear athletic shorts in the winter, most of time, no matter how cold it is. I hate wearing long pants, they're very uncomfortable.

>>681723476
No its called not being a douchbag

>>681727057
hmmmm

>when driving i think everything is a game like top gear or a pursuit and i talk italian like a movie

>>681727124
I also have Depersonalization-Derealization. I have DID because of a very traumatic event that happened a little more than a year ago.

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>I hold in shits as long as necessary until I'm home alone and then I shit

>>681726986
No, actually hearing audible voices is a very common schizophrenia symptom.

>>681703230
That happens to most males

>>681722849
That's interesting

I often feel like I'm alone, and I often am afraid of being alone, and some fucknut serial killer coming into my home, and brutally/sadistically killing me.

>>681703372
>>681703031
i have autism can one of you guys push it away please

>>681727689
Any time I wake up with an erection I start rubbing it so the dude attached to it will make me breakfast

>>681703031
hope you get a toothache nigger

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>>681727481
Tell me about it? I'd like to hear tbh.

>>681727687
forgive me then

>>681728109
that's some ice-cold ass shit to wish on a muthafucka

>>681701368
close my hand into a fist for a while and smell it

>>681727481
Dude I had that for a while. Unbelievable feeling.

>Pop spots and eat the pus
>Use a lint roller to clean my carpet
>Only use baby wipes to clean my ass
>Slightly open crisp packets so air can escape, crush all the crisps and pour the crumbs into my mouth. I do that with 90% of crisps that I eat.
>Cum in my hand and drink it. I'm eco-friendly.

>>681716330
First one constantly. It distracts me from my work. Only rest I get from the voices is when I rail a few meths before work and I go go but else I cant

>>681727930
You feel like a victim then? Have you been victimized in your past? I suggest going to a barber shop, getting new clothes and working out. Buy some knives, become their friend.. get a gun or a crossbow if you can. Are you afraid of the dark at times? That's a bad sign.

>>681714936
what the fuck?

>>681708764
same here

>>681724819
i used to do the last one. eventually i grew comfortable enough in my own home to stop giving a shit

>>681728500
Not that anon, but this anon >>681728325


What happened to you? AFAIK DID doesn't go away, it's when your personality breaks

Use the inside of my shirt as a cum rag and still wear it.

I believe that I am worthless, a creep, liar, shitstain, etc. I realize that such beliefs are unjustified, but I can't stop believing. I'm sure that I hallucinate/imagine things that impair my every day functioning, like driving. My imagination is very vivid, so it makes it even worse. These things contribute to my anxiety, autophobia, and depression every day. I think I may have psychotic depression. I constantly feel like I am a robot; I have no control over my thoughts, or actions. When I smile, laugh, cry, I still feel empty.

>>681726619
I do the exact same thing but no one looks at me

>>681727087
wow. ive done the last one now and then for years. no idea why

>>681701368
>I collect and organize my porn.

I have a large museum like collection of porn well organized of what is contained, when I got it, and where I got it. The thing is, most of it isn't fap material, it's mostly unique videos, rare videos, or videos I find interesting. This is also the same for pics, gifs, webms, and games I own.

>>681709078
not that guy but its doesnt work for everyone you fucking asshole dicks are not the same

>>681729386

>tfw do this but delete it all out of shame and start over every 6+ months

>>681701368
I smother myself in meat and roll myself up into a blanket and pretend I'm a burrito.

>>681728500
It is one of those things that are indescribable.

frequently pull the toppings off of my pizza and eat the bread + sauce

hairy ass so sometime i have to wipe my asshole savagely until there is minor bleeding

>>681729386
>read "large muslim like collection"

>>681701368
I open up the bag of popcorn and lick the butter that gets stuck in the walls of the paperbag.

>>681708444
Fuck the lack of confidence.

These are dope, anon.

>>681729512
>Current year
>Being ashamed of porn

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>>681729786
I've developed lactose intolerance, so I'll have to adopt that pizza thing.

I can relate to the hairy ass thing too, but I realized it's because eczema had my crease incredibly dry and cracking.

>>681711645
I do this minus the eating.

Freak.

>>681701368
Browse /b/ looking for intelligent conversation and stimulating discussion.

>>681722849
I do this too. Generally only once or twice before my actual alarm. It feels good being able to turn your alarm off and go back to sleep. Are you a hypersomniac bychance?

am i the only masochist here?

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>>681729593
this part of your ritual anon after rubbing the food all over you before rolling yourself up?

>>681712871
You're odd

BUT

I also wipe standing up

I love you.....

>>681728579
I have been physically bullied multiple times in the past. I've also been abused as a child.

>>681701368
Be sad

>>681730099
You think so? Which do you like the best?

>>681722919
You may have autism

>>681701368
Plan bioterror attacks.

I go through life believing that I am not me.

I have convinced myself that there is the me that makes conscious decisions and the me that is part of something greater, has more overwhelming knowledge, and controls my subconscious.

Think of it like the you that you control is limited to what you're thinking of at the time but the you that is out of your control is part of something better. This you is aware of you and follows you around/makes decisions for you.

It sounds like utter bullshit but for some reason I can't not believe it.

>>681701368
wake up early only to masturbate then go back to sleep for another couple hours

>>681730115
thing is, I actually dont mind eating pizza with toppings. Around people and in public, I eat with all the toppings; alone, I will pull that shit off always. Probably a leftover habit from when i was a kid

>>681730099
Fuck me I got double dubs

First time in years

Way to check em

Now I have a post:

> I hopelessly wait for double dubs or quads. Ten year lurker here.

>>681701368
start humming to myself or saying the line that I was unconfortable with while reliving an embarrassing moment or situation in my mind.

I roll the windows up when I fart in my car to rate the stench.

>>681707617
Typical American

>>681724162
IF YOU PEE WHILE SITTING, ALL THE PEE GOES OUT AND THERE WONT BE ANY LEFT OVER

>>681730560
what kind of music do you like? music/drugs could help you self-medicate your attitude and fix the problem tbh. getting bigger and stronger will obviously make you more confident

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>>681730900
dig in

>>681730843
DID + depersonalization

>>681722919
doing this only worsens social anxiety

>>681730918
epic cringe comment

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>>681701368

Seek out underground artist for fun and fresh music

Check out Ronnie Scholarship on datpiff or soundcloud.com

>>681702716
>>681704833
>>681727212

fuck you, samefag

>>681731044
Every type of music except country. I don't want to get bigger, and stronger because I don't have a gender, so doing that would cause me to have a lot of discomfort.

>>681703372
Actually, as stupid as the anon's post sounded, I've had cases where I can do that, too. I can't make other's pain disappear, but can do so to my own. Not with all pains, and I don't think to do it all the time, but I have done it a few times. I don't know how to explain it.

>>681702811
watch out, i used to jokingly think that (until i experienced psychosis) and then it became real until i woke up in the mental ward

i wouldn't use any drugs if i were you

>>681701368
>Can't shit in the public washroom
I feel like I'd get a deadly disease if my ass touched the public toilet. I'd take a cab home if I have to.

>>681701368

I am truthful all the time.

>>681731039
I pee sitting anon...suck like a bitch in the morning though.

>>681730646
Diagnosed in 2nd grade. Asperger's Syndrome. This anon >>681708444
>>681731131
I know. I've been doing it less lately, but shit's hard man.

>>681729786AFTER TAKING A SHIT, SIT ON TOP OF YOUR SINK, RUN WARM WATER AND WASH UR ASSHOLE, 10X FASTER, NO IRRITATION AND U SAVE PAPER. UR HAND MIGHT SMELL BAD AFTERWARDS, THEREFORE WASH UR HANDS WITH TOOTHPASTE TO GET RID OF SMELL

>>681702005
bending at the waist allows you to piss into your mouth

recycle faggot, everyday is earth day

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>>681731598
shut up shit brick

>>681730843
I have something almost exactly like this.

I make people think and do things with my mind it started with just hearing them then realized if i thought hard enough I could make them think my thoughts are there's but you have to think from there prospective like example "I want to take this exit" stuff like that

>>681702716
I always take a shower after pooping because I never really figured out how to use toilet paper

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I dream about a different and better life**
if i see rich people on tv, in tv shows...with expensive houses or cars etc-etc- i get really angry with these people, and i have much hate to rich people or people that has a better life then my self.
If i see a man and a woman holding hands or worsem kissing in public i also get really angry. and jalux and i ignore them as they are invisible.
I fall in love with almost every beautifull girl i bump into. i want to have a girlfreind again, and enjoy sex again, but somehow i lost that magic feeling? i dream that it is me that are living the perfect life. often if i am out shopping for grosseries i imagine that i am a rich famous person. and i always feel superior to other people. even i am a loser because i have no freinds or a girlfriend or a job and lost my family because i'm and addict and always argued with my family and eventually they pushed me away. after i treaten them. i see now that i failed also in life but even so.. i have learned to live with it all. this isolation and this lonelyness and this emthyness and never feeling any human love anylonger or sex.
I am just a dreamer, when i sleep and dream. it is like my life is really great because i always have beautifull and intelligent dreams. i often think alot about my dreams and often they come true. i was very unlucky in my life and also very very lucky. i was near dying around 10 times in my life so i quess that is a big part of the person i am today. i am thinking of moving away soon and try to start a new life some were cool preferable some kick ass big city and i will try and find some really cool new freinds. my old hobby was motocross and i constantly dream about getting back to driving motocross
life can be hard and strange when you are to alone and isolated, i just belive that all the negative things in my past was my own stupidity and the main reason was drugs and alcohol and over protective parents that wanted me to have that long and hard education

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>>681731814
Why are you shouting?

>>681718123
[email protected]

U got a friend in me bro
SHIT ME A Email


Check out Ronnie Scholarship on datpiff or soundcloud.com
He has a song called glow that would brighten up your mood

>>681731986
Is..is that little girl John Legend?

>>681727607
nice facebook meme

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>>681732195
no

>>681732195
nah, it's some chinese lady who got knocked up by Kunta Kinte

>>681713520
First one and I sometimes hum the chainsaw engine noise while working with it or someone else does nearby

>>681712471
Ditto, then end up rubbing one out imagining my mates gf, dunno why her in particular, she's like my shower fap girl

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>>681732403
Sh-she's Korean....

>>681732287
>>681732403
Kunta Kinte+Ling Ling=John Legend

>>681732496
Yer mom is korean

I have mild bipolar disorder.
I often feel out-of-place. At work, in public, even sometimes at home when my family is around.
I have diabetes and have contemplated as of late about how it affects my life later on; thanks to the beetus, 13 years of my life has been removed, but I think I'm okay with it.
I often think about suicide. How it will be for my loved ones, how the money aspect will hold up, who will pay the bills, etc. When I speak of this to anyone, they say "no, don't do it, I'll miss you," and I always take it as an offense because it's like they want me to suffer through life.
I have no hope for the future of America, let alone myself.
I'm only 21 and I look forward to my demise, whether it's an accident or on purpose.

Life's okay, I guess.

>>681704868
I do this, but far less so than when I was a kid/teenager.

I used to refer to them as "real people" and "filler people" but it's the same idea. All your casual normies that work a mundane office job, live in the suburbs, who don't have any hobbies besides following sports and popular TV shows and browsing Facebook, only have a surface understanding of anything and no desire to learn more, they just exist to exist, not to thrive, they are just filler people.

Then you've got your real people, the ones who invent things, the ones who are always asking questions, the ones who think outside the box, the ones who make the most out of the time, or don't, whatever, at least they're conscious of it.

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>>681732573
I wish.

>// maybe in the next life