get a trench coat like sting

>>681700718
Any overcoat that you wear on top of a suit should do it annon, or even an m65 jacket that's a bit more casual, plus the m65 usual has a thick lining and which you can take to a tailor and make it possible to slide a bat in

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so whos head we bashing in OP?

>>681701031
An m65 might. I just don't want it to bulge either.

You need a fucking bat for that?

>>681701308
I won't say anymore, but someone has threatened me and they were waiting outside my school the other day so I had to sneak out.

Get a telescopic baton instead. Will fit in your pocket and is made for beating, and it makes that neat sound when you flip it out

>>681701446
Kek you're a fucking pussy

>>681701446
M65 guy answering again: I've been there OP, but a bat is to difficult to hide, bring a hammer, it's just as intimidating and easier to hide, or get a tactical baton if you can...but those can be expensive

>>681701446
just get a taser, if the guy already has gun a bat do much.

>>681701648
What material would the baton be made of? Carbon fibre or a metal?

>>681701886
Metal ofc

>>681701857
Ukfag so the same rules don't apply.

>>681702029
Then just bring a fucking hammer m8, allot easier to hide

Found this:
/item/SZ22003226/26-solid-steel-expandable-baton-with-sheath

>>681700718
Why conceal? Just bring a big ol' walking stick with you, it's not a weapon in and of itself, but you can always bash shit with it.

>>681702279
The website is called knifecentre

>>681701446
Just call the police or talk to the school, ask for help man

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This is what I have at the moment.

>>681702981
I just can't, snitching isn't an option. I would be crucified.

Buy a sword cane from coldsteal

Hhhh

Back in the day, ol' grandpa jack would get the job done with a billy club.

>>681703420
You're supposed to saw off the bat and fill it with shot to make it heavier.

>>681703440
I'm not trying to fucking kill him. Just assert myself. I'm not weak and I am not bullied. I got into a fight at school and and the guy said he would pay anyone £100 to knock my teeth out.

Get a brooklyn shorty from cold steel, its half the size and its literally unbreakable. A good swing on someones head would shatter their skull

>>681703821
Get a roll of quarters, bats are for pussys

>>681703821
boogey man aint shit

put a knife to his neck that'll show him

>>681704074
So much yes, that fuckin thing is invincible

>>681703821
Offer 150$ to kick his ass

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Here is a pic of one of them. He is small but a psychopath. So I have to put him down hard... maybe even disable him or he will keep coming back.

If anyone can find his location in the metadata please tell me. I think that is in his house. Gotta hit first yaknow.

>>681704861
Looks like a new breed of chav. He's definitley a worthless degenerate. Outsmart him. Send police to his house

>>681704861
Learn the basics of cqc

>>681701446
get a handgun
there are sites you can get them for $800
illegal sites but still

>>681704861
Make him drink something with shrooms in it and then terrorise the fuck out of him till they wear out, you'll break him

He is also a muslim convert and calls himself Muhammed Afzal

Round up a couple of the lads and smack him with billy clubs

>>681705404
shoot his knees

>>681705404
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a fucking douchebag, buy an extendable baton and wreck him mate

>>681705826
yes

go with the billy club idea

He sells weed out of his house, when I used to buy off of him. I stopped going after he started beating me and my friends. Been 2 years and I'm 18 and at the end of the school year. He is 19 and got put in a PRU 4 years ago which he doesn't go to. He is a shit dealer as well... always smoking his profit. Glad I'm well away from that life. He has moved and I don't know where he is know though.

Bring a pocket full of ham slices, throw them at him like ninja stars. When he's distracted by the fact that he's covered in pork an can no longer enter heaven, start your attack.

>>681704861
Looks like a beta pussy faggot
Cave his head in and take his watch sell it and buy a knife

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Stop being stupid

If you want something you can conce, get a knife. You don't need to stab or cut anyones face. People usually panic when they bleed.

Just swing it on their arms and your done. Be careful though cause this kind of thing can escalate further

Pic related, I've been carrying one of those

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This is his Fb wall pic.

>>681700946
Luv th@

>>681706102
>this

>>681706079
Ugh sounds like people I used to know.

Anyone who goes a pru needs to be shot.

Why are you in shit with him?

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>be op
>see rich mongoloid
>stalk him around for couple of days
>assault him at night when he is in a alley or alone
>bash his kneecaps
>wear mask b4 assault
>profit
This will work if done correctly
Op just get some rambo knife and shank him in the bathroom if possible

Real men use Louisville Sluggers. Just N case u don't know how to use 1. Swing @ knees, they will drop to ground cause of pain. Next start hitting them in face

>>681706499
He is the one who is paying the money. He is also looking for me because he is a psycho.

>>681706701
Smack that sand nigger/mongoloid hybrid with a ham.

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>>681706701
Another pic of this faggot.

>>681706837
Punksters

>>681706701
Most likely nothing will happen. these faggots bottle it just like joe banlin the little divvy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4TxBDucJ-0

>>681706499
Elaborate on your story anon.

If I were you I would carry a concealable knife to use if necessary. Also, start looking into martial arts, learn to fight, whoop his ass. Knock him out and shove pork down his throat.

>>681705404
What's his real name? There's over a billion fucking Muhammeds.

>>681700718
anymore?

>>681701446
I am so fucking sick of all you 14 year old edgelords coming and making a shitty thread about something that happened at school today (we're not your mom) and expect people to give shit
>I'm 18 and a senior, I swear!
Faggot.

>>681706837
Whats in that faggot purse hes got on him in both the pics? Worth stealing after beating his face in

Black trenchcoat. Dylan Klebold model. And that bat is too long.

/callum.j.gough
Type in fb before

Carry it in a duffle bag and say it's for sports

>>681707379
You can see by the age of the dude I am posting that I am 18 and I live in the UK so I'm not a 'senior year'. Why would I go to my mum about something about this, she would come up with the obvious mother response "tell the police"+ she would worry. Ain't nobody got time 4 dat

>>681700718
take your beating like a fucking man

>>681703821
Buy a ZWEIHANDER

>>681708389
That really would raise some heartbeats.

>>681708389
^do this

>>681700718
Wear gloves and put pennies in them if anyone asks why say you hurt your hand

>>681708206
OP, try and get us a shirtless photo of him so someone can Photoshop him sucking a dudes dick, someone makes a fake FB account and posts that to his wall saying he's been secretly gay for a long time.
>profit???

Where abouts do you live in maidenhead anon? I could just bomb it down the m4 for an hour and be with ya.
Guy looks like the typical chavlets who in reality would fuckin cry at the sight of their own blood.
Also coat wise, buy an old bomber jacket and cut the inside pocket and slide it in their.
I used to carry a bayonett around in just the normal pocket and it was unoticable.
Obvious difference between bat and bayonet.

Although a carrying it around all day would be difficult.

>>681708889
Coins in the glove or the bat?

>>681709090
Pennies in a sock

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>>681708389
>>681708532
>>681708568
Just take this OP and you are guaranteed to win

>>681700718
For god's sake OP, just get anything heavy- a glove of pennies, a sock with a brick in it, doesn't have to look badass or be recognizable. When you get severe head trauma, you don't care what caused it.

>>681709618
Could always atach a brick to the bat

>>681709046
Just got an IM saying he is off of Brunel Road right next to gullet. It is the 3rd on the right I think it is house 3.

Go Lorne Malvo on his ass

>>681709046
Do you leave much evidence if you firebomb a house?

>>681704861
is that glenn from walking dead?

>>681710144
Not much, just fucking signs of obvious arson

>>681709855
Don't be stupid, clearly you'd want to fill the brick with pennies and put that in a t-shirt.l

>>681700718
Pussy, just bring a gun.

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It is the house on the left with the mixed paint.

>>681709046

>>681710451
You could get a bat and make it hollow, fill it with pennies and seal the top with brick.. then put it in a t shirt.

>>681710647
Maybe if you snitched up his address? Just snake him OP

>>681701308
The cameraman's

>>681710812
at that point it'd almost be easier for OP to fill his car with pennies and drive it through a brick wall at the guy.

Then hit him with a bat wearing only a t-shirt.

>>681710812
Fill a brick with t shirts and put that brick in another brick that's filled with pennies and put it in a t shirt

>>681706146
14 year old detected
>shitty knife, bootlegging a smith and Wesson
>only wearing socks on hardwood floor.

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SL6 2RT

Streetname pic related.

gotta stop thinking like an edgy fag and just carry a collapsible baton yo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMAw9mauKRU

Gonna listen to this beforehand.

>>681711195
Fill two bricks with three pounds of pennies, wrap it in four t-shirts and hang it from the edge of a bat.

Find his number and fuck with him using http://www.danielchatfield.com/ where you can send a text message to any number from any number.

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>>681700718
Silly OP, you can't shoot up a school with a bat.

>>681711915
Fuck giving my facebook login.

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>>681711557

>>681712164
Does Kim not approve?

>>681712082
Use a fake account easily set up with a 10 minute email

>>681712228
10 minute email?

please dont forget to come back afterwards and tell us how it went anon, someone cap this thread, could be historic

>>681712292
type it in on google and you can get a email address for 10 minutes, use it to make the account

>>681712596
Don't know his number. It ain't on his profile.

>>681700718
Get a baton

>>681704861
metadata is disabled on /b/. upload it somewhere else.

>>681712392
I think it will be just as fun to torment him online as I will when his mandible is hanging off of his face.

>>681713435
/file/8ea6513b45f83d8996932dae06f936ca

anonfiles

OP, you need to be a man, show you have balls even if it means getting arrested. Fuck hiding the bat, bring the bat to school casually and once you see the guy go out for a smoke or some shit : go up to him with the bat and swing it at his legs or torso as hard as possble. Get him on the ground then hold the bat with both hands and jab him all over the fucking body. Fuck the witnesses they won't stand up for him.

>>681714062
Make sure you pass the message, beat him literally like a dog or a whore, know youre superior than him.

If anything transgresses I will provide results.

>>681706627
No, cant hide your face like a bitch.