HANDS UP! SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING DUBS!
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HANDS UP! SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING DUBS!
Check these singles
>>681690860
Indeed.
>>681690434
Fuck you.
>pig
lets roll
Yes sir, I always have my legally mandated dubs with me at all times! :^)
>>681690434
ACAB
Sir, it's just my smelly bum
Dindu muffin
check the dubs, nigger
My mom said it's ok
can i go plz ?
Not this shit again.. Get a life faggot
>>681690434
Y-Yes sir these Dubs are government issued of course
What dubs, officer?
>>681691466
Kek
Never trust a lettuces
>>681690434
please I have kids man
>>681690434
I have nothing to hide officer.
>>681691466
/thread
I win
>>681691466
DUBS! Take his ass down!
>>681691555
Nice trips
Kek
>>681691555
Trips! Call in backup!
>>681691555
>mfw trips
Also >>681691117
Was me
here
>>681691555
>>681691746
Fuck you're so special aren't you faggot
>>681690434
I dindu nuffin
>>681690434
I DONT HAVE ANY OFFICER PLEASE LET ME GO
hi im nigger!
>>681691707
Thanks. Theyre brand new.
>>681691724
Fuck off
>pig
No dubs here officer *chitters insanely*
>>681690434
I KNOW MY RIGHTS!
fuck the police
I may not have dubs
but I do have this 6
so just let me go
Kek
No dubs here, sir.
wat r dubs????????
DIDNT DU NUFFIN MAN
>>681691800
again
Dubbsss
Shit, hide the memes. I'm on parole!
>>681692048
Dubs/trips/quads
All refer to the last few digits in your post number. In this case you have singles.
>>681690434
BURKA BURKA BURKA DURKA ACKBAR...
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>681690434
No, fuck you!
>>681690434
Hey man, no illegal dubs here.
Rollin nigger
>>681690434
I aint got no dubs
nothing to see here
no u
>>681692329
burk burk burk...
ha burk ha burk ha burk...
burka a lurka shalom mah nigga
Me no speak English
>>681690434
Am I being detained officer?
>>681690434
Yes Sir!
You gotta be quick to catch me copper!
>>681690434
fuqq
>>681690434
Fuck the police
>>681692753
You're going to jail.
chicken chicken watermelon?
fuck u
>>681692809
pls obbiscer plx
dont shoot, check em
>>681690434
Am I being detained?
Not op but im bored. Entertain me /b/
No dubs here, officer
>>681690434
الله أكبر
what dubs
▲
▲▲
F**k the police
>>681690434
m'kay
Yes officier, here is the proof i did nothing wrong
>>681690434
roll
Here you go officer
>>681690434
with pleasure
Don't worry officer, I'm white. I have my dubs right here
>>681690434
If I get dubs, you all stop shitposting here. Deal? Deal.
god
>>681690434
OH GOD PLEASE NO! I-I-I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE I DON'T HAVE ANY OF WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT **SOB** I J-JUST WANNA GO HOOOME!!!!
Go to Hell
>>681694322
hahahaha
oh just shoot me already
I only have one arm officer!
enjoy these singles
>>681694791
kek.. one.
Sorry officer, I don't have dubs. I have trips, though
>>681690860
shit dude i left my dubs in my other thread
are trips alright?
>>681690434
BRO BRO IT WAS JUST A FUCKING PRANK, BRO THE CAMERA'S RIGHT THERE
Uh, I left my dubs at home officer. Honest
>>681695420
I'll let you off with a warning, since you got 420.
Oh my goodness officer it seems like I've left them at home
Please dun ask me to step out of my car, i dindu nuffin
Go lynch some other niggers
I'll pay you in trips if you leave me alone.
Checkem officer!
Officer, I have no dubs to hide
>>681690434
I'm a nigger, don't be a niggerphobe
bb
Shit I left my dubs in another thread officer... here lemme see if I've got a spare.
Oh shit nigga
>>681692048
>>681692213
>being this much of a newfag
No dubs here you pig. Move the fuck along
Not nigger, but almost worse
Five dollars if you leave me alone.
>>681696622
Yeah fucking right mate.
>>681696622
GEDDON THA GROUNNN
>>681696622
lel
Over my dead fucking body pigs
TRIPS
>>681691988
arrest him!
>>681696764
>>681696792
Okay so maybe I had some dubs on me. Just those though!
AM I PRETTY NOW, OFFICER?
checkem
As you can see I have all the proper forms, officer.
>>681690434
Cant catch me white boy.
>>681690434
There must be some mistake, officer. As you can see by my credit score, I am clearly white.
>>681697544
Deadly force is authorized, FIRE
It's only a gun.
Not a chocolate bar or some fucked up shit like that
>>681690434
i din do nuffin
>>681690434
Seems like a dubs rich environment.
>>681690434
"I'm white, sir."
"Oh, that's different. I don't need to see your dubs."
I don't know what your talking about officer...
Please sir, I have a permit right here:
I do whatever the fuck I want.
what seems to be the problem officer?
No dubs here officer.
H-Hey, that guy FELL on my knife!
Dubs? Did you say.... dubs?
>searches pocket for tripstol to kill cheese with
>Fuk left it at home
Ur gay officerfag
>>681690434
im just holding them for a friend
>>681690434
Its over copper
>>681691577
>>681691800
>>681691988
>>681692511
>>681694322
>>681696622
>>681697233
>>681697544
>>681697855
>>681691466
*I* don't have dubs, officer, but... I may know someone who dubs....
>>681690434
Well... I don't have dubs officer...
I DINDU NUFFIN
theyre right here officer
99999
>>681699983
>>681699999
oh dgodd! here you go! one hundered percent dobblules!
you'll never take me alive pig
k
retard
>>681700433
well shit
Porcodio non mi avrete mai!
>>681690434
fuck off ACAB
>>681700122
Ayyyy Czechoslovakia
>>681690434
Got em right here officer
>>681690434
I'll get them for you, they're in my glove box. But so is my .38, so what should I do?
But officer, I don't have any dubs!!
Got my permit right here, officer.
Officer, my dubs are under the seat, mind if I just get them real quick?
>>681690434
here, officer
>>681701552
Alright, got them, check these.
>>681691555
Oh boy...here we go
Aye
>>681690434
I only got trips, kozak is gay.
>>681701722
Well I mean I guess he's good to go
>>681690434
Here officer
no dubs as you can see
I don't want any problems officer
>>681701800
>>681701722
checkd
THEY'RE LYING I DON'T HAVE DUBS I SWEAR
Shiiiiiiitttttt lemme roll
>>681690434
Check 'em, officer faggot.
>>681690434
Not this shit again officer, you know I left mine at home... unless...
>>681690434
I DINDU NUFFIN
Checked????
look, i have no dubs
Nice day today huh?
>>681690434
fuck off pig
>>681690434
Officer can I tempt you with a quorn sausage?
>>681690434
¿Todo está bien oficial?
be more polite, pig.
It's fine, I'm from 0118 999 881 99 9119 7253, you can check my dubs if you want
>>681690434
officer. this trips... are not mine... dont know how the got here
Whats up officer.
>>681703288
oh shh
>>681690434
Calm down m8
I no speak dubs
