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Ask a demented psychopath anything
Every day I almost snap and kill everyone on Earth
Ask me anything
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edgy
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what have you actually done rather than just be angry and fantasize about being a badass
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How do I do my taxes?
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>>681686864
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I feel the same way
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When was the last time your dad beat you?
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Is this OP?
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Lel "almost"
You either do or you dont faggot you play to many videogames
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>>681686864
Why don't you do the world a favour and kill yourself you arrogant cunt, no-one cares about you or you wouldn't be here trying to show off to us.
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>>681686864
>psychopath
>snap
Choose one

You're a faggot assed wannabe sociopath if anything, and likely you're just an angry beta failure at life.
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>>681687251
OP and his world ending device
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>>681687356
I am a clinically diagnosed sociopath that may or may not have bio weapons in my house.
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>>681686864
Why is OP a faggot?
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>>681687494
Nerve gas?
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How were you planning on "kill everyone on Earth"?
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>>681687494
>does not have
Fix'd
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what is your main reason to kill everyone?
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>>681687494
Lmao you make me question why im on the same website that a faggot like you is on. Go back and jerk off into a sock faggot we all have anger
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>>681687664
nerve gas isn't a bio weapon idiot
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shit post is shit.

try harder.
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>>681686864
>Every day I almost snap and kill everyone on Earth
don't forget to put up a camera when you actually try. i'd love to see you fail horribly.
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>>681687494
The wastebasket your mom forgot to empty, filled with your snotty tissues from your cold last week, is not a bio weapon.
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>>681686864
Which do you have: Fedora and waistcoat Or trench coat and long hair?
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>>681688016
How about genetically modified archaeic organisms that i will not say where I got the origional?
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>>681686864
How's 8th grade friend?
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>>681686864
You are an angsty teen who is on his way to being an autistic basement dwelling neckbeard. Your bio weapons cache consists of a couple of questionably stiff gym socks. Please, do tell: what in your tiny, angst-riddled little hormonal lizard-brain could possibly constitute a threat to any actual humans?
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>>681686864
aww did mommy take away your 3DS huh, champ?
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>>681686864
what time is it?
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>>681688228
Your dad's aids filled jizz leaking from your mouth doesn't count either.
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>>681686864
When will you stop listening to Linkin Park and get a job son?
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>>681688654
Already explained what I have
>>681688228
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>>681687031
This.
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>>681687494

That's not a clinical diagnosis.
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>>681688228
Stop playing the division. You don't have these things. If you did something would have come of it by now. Go be a liar in the real world. At least you'll get results there. On the internet you just look like a lonely beta pathetic cum rag. Scoop your weak ego into a bag and fuck off.
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>>681686864
How's the 7th grade going? I know that those adhd pills are terrible, but you need them.
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>>681688228
OK, let's play "humor the butthurt angsty faggot" a little. How, exactly have these "archaeic" organisms been modified? How "archaeic" are they? Are we talking, old fashioned ice cream archaeic? Or, maybe 6th century greek archaeic? Or maybe, antediluvian? Just exactly which $2.00 vocabulary word were you hoping to impress us with?
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>>681687494
>claims to be a psychopath in the OP
>claims to be a sociopath, diagnosed in other post

Only thing you are is full of shit
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>>681689067
I like you :D
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>>681688803
And I've got a vial of small pox genetically engineered to kill people under 5' 6'', we can all talk shit faggot, either kill us all or go suck off your uncle again.
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>>681689067
Your an idiot. Learn some biology and you will actually understand things about it
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>>681687494
The ejack on your bedsheets does not classify as a bio weapon, you retard.
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>>681689197
lol well that isn't gonna kill many people except for children and short Filipino ladies
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I jUsT sMoKeD a BeEr
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>>681686864
>everyone on earth
Are you Kim Jong Un?
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>>681689330
true true
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>>681689223
>offers no answer
>actually has no answer
>suddenly faced with the fact the internet doesn't think he's cool
>anhero
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>>681689384
Kim Jong Un is a joke.
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>>681688228
>archaic organisms
Is it Omastar? I'd like to see an irl Omastar
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>>681689223
I'm getting a real kick out of this post, since my senior high school project was splicing jellyfish genes into common yeast and brewing wine that glows in the dark. Well, glows rather faintly, but still - it worked.
I'm guessing that's about ten brazillion times cooler than anything you have ever done, and at least 60 times more complicated than anything you can explain coherently.
Please, prove me wrong.
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>>681689488
Reference to ego. But that flew over your head like a failed missile launch and turned around and fucked you up the ass. Ayeeeee
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>>681689422
I have answered questions that deserve it, and re omend thing to the ones that dont
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If Op were a killer
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>>681689412
You forgot about verne troyer, how would we cope without mini me?
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>>681687000

/thread

>>681687195

/thread again
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>>681689715
ask me a question about what i have.
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>>681689888
Aids?
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>>681689749
Fuck off with your long words for made up bullshit.
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>>681689888
Ok, what do you have? Is it cancer? I hope its cancer
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>>681689984
That is a virus, and I do not have a steady supply of wbc's, so no.
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>>681689888
A gaping asshole full of incestial spunk?
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>>681686864
have you ever done lsa/dmt/or magic mushrooms
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>>681690044
That just doesn't work
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>>681689888
A pocket full of sunshine?
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>>681689888
OK, sparky. Tell us a little about the taxonomy of your specimen, and what specifically has been done to it.
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>almost
All bark and no bite bitch.
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>>681690229
its difficult to have a pocket full of massless particals traveling at 186282 mps.
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>>681686864
some guy punched another in my town and killed him in one punch. there are some crazy people out there.
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>>681690278
He probably had some mold that grew on a cup when mommy took too long to come and get it, sniffed it and got a little sick and is stamping that as a bio weapon
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>>681690356
Don't try to be edgy and smart at the same time, makes you a harder joke
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>>681690278
Well...
It technically is not a known species so it does not have a taxanomic name.
It may seem basic, but just trial and error.
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>>681689888
Checked
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Looks like that whole taxonomy question was a stumper...
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>>681686864
How is elementary school treating you ?
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>>681690744
So give us the details of it's origin and the "trial and error" methods you've used, you mindless whiny faggot.
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>>681690744
You did that the wrong way around dipshit

Species is known, strain might not be. Idiot edge lord

Source: I'm 2 months away from being a GP
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>>681686864
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>>681690077
You don't have a steady supply of White Blood Cells? It's AIDs.
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>>681690903
First of all, have i "whined" once?

Also, I got it from basically but not exactly the online black market on the deep web
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>>681689105
No answer to this, OP?
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>>681690744
Wow, so you completely failed at the most basic and fundamental level of comprehending what taxonomy is and means.
Protip: you weren't asked to provide a specific name. And if you knew your ass from a hole in the ground, you would be able to dial it in at least to the right zip code.
- OP confirmed for faggot -
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>>681687000
asking the real questions..
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>>681687000
WITNESSED
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>>681691064
People are idiots, so im trying to let them understand. They probably think AIDS is the virus itself.
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>>681691074
i think op realized he couldn't continue and was replaced by this nigga with shitty bait
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I am hungry. See you
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>>681686864
We'd all snap you like a fucking twig you giant mistake of a human
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Can we see your fadora and sword stash bro?
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OP here, my mom saw my post and is making me apologize, so i'm sorry for saying mean things
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>>681691386
Actually I've been in a text conversation with OP the whole time. Were talking about the stupid responses.
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>>681686864
>self-proclaimed
>"psychopath"

This is almost always untrue.

Pro-tip: I heard it's best to kill yourself before you start killing other people.
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>>681686864

Do everyone a favor and before you point that gun at anyone put it to your head and pull the trigger.
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>>681691502
Uh- No.
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I knew i recognized that writing style from somewhere.. Pic related is you OP isn't it?
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>>681686864
how's middle school going?
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>>681686864
nigga i doubt you could kill a gnat
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>>681686864
How do I solve this?
"Find constants A and B that make the equation true"

2x-9/x^2- x- 6 = A/x-3 + B/x+2
/ as in fraction and ^2 as squared
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>>681686864
90%of the time when i take a shit i inhale the shit that i wiped from my ass on the toilet paper. Have you ever done that before?
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>>681686864
What is your favorite type of bread? Wheat? Whole grain?
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>>681686864
You're not a psychopath if you're attention whoring on /b/. Most of them don't know or don't care that they are, and certainly wouldn't feel the drive to socialize with others unless they had something tangible to gain from it.
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>>681690744
lol holy shit this is best cringe
I spliced the ampicillin resistance gene into e coli
you sound like you know precisely jack shit so this is bait or the only thing you have created is the worlds most autistic autist.
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>>681692040
>contributed to society
>goes on /b/
get that shit out of here
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>>681686864
What's your favourite RPG?
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>>681689888
Lost it at brazillion.
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>>681689749
>answered questions that deserved it
>ignores questions that poke holes in my bad ass edgy persona
>guys srsly im super evil my mom says so
Get over yourself, you dumb queer
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>>681686864
I don't think you understand how "psychopathy" works.
1. If you were actually diagnosed or were above a 10th grade comprehension level you'd know the term is anti-social personality disorder.
2. IF you were actually afflicted with this biological disease you would be in a a calculated systematic mindset and would want to do everything in your power to not stand out for fear of being prosecuted by society.
3. Special snowflakes like you fucking piss me off. Just because mom won't buy you a PS4 and you decided you no longer love her does NOT make you a "psychopath" you arrogant fucking cunt.
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>>681689067
Pre-hyborian.maybe thurian. OP is a fiction writer after all.
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>>681687031
Shhhhhhhh. The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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>>681692246
>spliced the ampicillin resistance gene into e coli
>contributed to society
wut
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>>681692600
Dubs don't lie
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>>681690356
Thats why you keep it in a bag faggot. Thank God Wikipedia is helping you drag this out more though
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>>681686864
how do i kill everyone on earth..
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How's the 6th grade working out this time around? Still having trouble?
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>>681692016
Found the actual psycho
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>>681692635
That would have been worth a LOL if you have not spoiled it. I am pretty sure OP would have snatched desperately at anything remotely resembling credibility, and jumped right on the "Oh yeah, it's pre-hyborian, how did you know?" - etc.
In retrospect, I think we all probably just got trolled into a stealth cringe thread.
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>>681687494
Not a real diagnosis. Pysch med fag here. Also piss jugs are not bio weapons. Your just a dumb angsty kids
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OP here again, i tested my bio weapon on myself once, thought i'd post results
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>>681693593
Um, just saying...
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