None.

>>681683136
/thread

>>681682991
The one that's not obviously a drug fueled fantasy created by neanderthals

>>681682991
Minbari

Pastafarianism

None / Pastafarianism

>>681682991
PRAISE THE SUN

Glory to Gaben.

>>681683503
scientology?

Darkmoon Covenant

>>681682991
memes

>>681682991
autotheism

>>681682991
Praise the sun

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>>681682991
Judaism. Thinking of converting, though.

>>681682991
I'm Pastafarian

Odinist

>>681682991
I'm Kekkonian. I follow the teachings of the great Kekkonen.
Comparable to Haile Selassie

>>681682991
The Nine Divines

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Anti-Cosmic Christianity

Satanism

>>681682991

The religion of not being a faggot like OP

>>681685153
Urho Kekkonen? Are you Mongolian?

Meninism

>>681682991

None, they don't make any sense. I think there is a God or some kind of higher force, but the man made ones from thousands+ years ago are contradictory, and breed hate, holding us back as a species (ISIS, Westboro)

Dudeism

>>681682991
Agnostic anon

Gokuism

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Praising it all day.

>>681685317
no, just autistic

>>681682991
Muslim here, Musliminism is the greatest religion and the only true path praise Allah Akbar
just kidding Jewism is the one and only true religion, praise our lord and savior Juda

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>>681682991
The God-Emperor

leveyan satanism, if confused ask me about it, ill stick around this thread.

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>>681686621

>>681686991
no im not confused. I know you're autistic.

>>681682991
Shia muslim here

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>>681687018

>>681687164
arent they the ones that kick the shit out of themselves to rid themselves of sin or something?

>>681687102
and how is that exactly?

>>681682991
Spaghetti Monsterism

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>>681685168
ahem, 9 divines?

Druid Here

Pastafari

>>681687353
it's called pastafarianism you dip

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>>681682991
collectors

I praise Talos, and so should you

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>>681682991

I believe the sun and earth are our gods.
Without the sun.....we're fucked
Without the earth ....we're fucked
We'll seen soon enough if the sun has any power over us.

nihilism

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>>681687221
>>681687018

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>>681687615
Seize him!

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>>681682991

Ishtar

Mainly for the temple whores.

>>681688168
That must be fulfilling

>>681682991
Laic catholic.

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>>681687615
I don't like you... I think you're a heretic. And so, you will die a heretic's death

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>>681682991

The Old Gods

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>>681688340

>>681682991
I consider myself Christian, but I'm certainly a heretic in that sense. I'd also say I'm ignostic.

Raised Southern Baptist, atheist by high school, had rediscovered religion (sans magic and myth) by college.

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>>681682991
the atom my son

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>>681682991
Instead of the Jesus version, I worship the source material.

Pic related.

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Only the God-Emperor can save us from the Xenos and Chaos.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD!

>>681688731
zeigeist fag? jesus was a historical person, and the myths built up around him owe more to the Old Testament than anything else. And the OT owes more to Canaanite polytheism than anything else.

Wiccan by religion, Buddhist by philosophy, ordained through Dudeism for laughs.

>>681686991
Can you give me your skype please ? I have a lot of questions

>>681689064
Dudeism is basically Taoism. Wicca is a joke.

>>681686991
Here mine: regioh505

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>>681688875

Riiiggghhht.

The Jews were all about death and resurrection.

Biblical Unitarian Christianity.

Jainism for many years now.

>>681689171
Yeah I know what Dudeism is, read the Tao te dude. I also enjoyed the Tao of Pooh. Wicca is really no more or less bullshit than any other religion, and all witchcraft is is another way to focus thought and intent to bring about physical change. Essentially just a tool based on ideas from quantum physics.

>>681682991
Nazi

>>681689349
Resurrection of the dead was a huge theme in Judaism at the time, which split the Pharisees and Sadducees. There are multiple accounts of the dead being resurrected in the Old Testament.

Learn yo shit bruh.

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>>681686621
>>681687221

Off by one, the Chaos grows stronger than your false god-emperor will be destroyed

>>681689570
Have you read the actual Tao Te Ching, or just the parodies?
Not engaging you on the Wicca shit. You do you.

>>681689624
The only right answer.

If you don't believe in anything then why the fuck you live ? You're a pointless faggot go die.

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>>681689928
You need to learn how to reply newfag...

>>681689811
Nice dubs. Yeah, I read the Tao Te Ching first, I really enjoy eastern religion. I've also read the Dhamapada (Buddhism) and the Bhagavad Gita and Sri Isopanishad (Hindu). The parodies I read about the same time I read the Bobpocrepha, the principia discordia, and the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

>>681690425
lol

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I follow all religions around
>pray to see god
>I answer their prayer

Roman Catholic.

I follow autism

>>681690629
rush b

>>681690580
The Gita is what got me back into religion when I was atheist. Started reading up on Hinduism and Buddhism, then on to Contemplative Christianity from there. The Dhamapada is one of the most succinct books of wisdom out there, second only to the Tao Te Ching.

>>681690629
>tipping intensifies

>>681690717
I'd convert if they'd update their social stances and get rid of some of the dogma. My favorite spiritual writers are Catholic (Thomas Merton, St. John of the Cross, Thomas Keating, Meister Eckhart, etc.), and the current pope is a fucking boss.

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>>681689668
You are forgetting the Essenes of which, if Jesus existed, your boy came from.

Now, where do you suppose those Jews you mentioned might have heard about death and resurrection?

Dionysian Mysteries and/or Osiris Mysteries.

>>681690864
I actually studied Buddhism under a Tibetan monastic at my local Dharma center, read his book too, and he gave me the Tibetan Book of the Dead and a commentary on it called the Tibetan Book of Living and Dying. I highly recommend both.

Cthulhu.

>>681682991
I was thinking of converting to baha'ism. Unfortunately I'm gay-- and despite being all about inclusiveness, they still consider homosexuality... well, maybe not a sin compared to how other religions see it, but something that progressive revelation has yet to make okay. And that's bullshit.

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Judaism

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>>681691026
>Religion is word of god
>god doesn't change
You want religion to change to meet your needs?!?!
>Church changes doctrine
>god is wrong
>god is dead
>>681690880
Cringe thread now?

>>681691184
I very much doubt he was an Essene, but I won't deny their potential influence. There's little doubt that he existed within the scholarly community. Resurrection of the dead had been a part of Judaism basically since its inception, I see no evidence that it was borrowed laterally from Egypt.

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>>681691184

Well, their Judgement Day fables came from the Zoroastrians and there is also an unknown amount of Mithraism, too.

But still.

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>>681682991
Sikhism makes the most sense to me. I consider myself kind of a Sikh but don't really practice it hardcore.

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>>681691419
do you honestly think catholicism doesn't update itself? were they on board with evolution in the 1st century?

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>>681691559
>I see no evidence that it was borrowed laterally from Egypt.

Yeah, Christians have trouble seeing things at times.

Mostly because early Christians tried to destroy anything that showed they were full of shit.

>>681690717
Same :D

>>681691565
true, though much of the mythology in the OT is Canaanite (lucifer=attar, serpent imagery, yahweh vs. leviathan, etc etc etc)

Christian

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>>681691026
>"current pope is a fucking boss"
>literally kisses shitskins feet
>cucked beyond belief

So are you Carl the Cuck or a mudslime?

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>>681691829
>religion bends to $$$
Religion is always changing, that's the problem

>>681691893
>Yeah, Christians have trouble seeing things at times.
Never said I was a christian. I really hope your argument doesn't rely on "there was proof but now its gone." Zeitgeistfags always give too little credit to forces within Judaism and the region of Canaan.

>>681692109
if you don't like those things, you're probably not a big fan of jesus either.

>>681692258
so go back to worshipping yahweh and his consort goddess asherah. sacrifice a few bulls while you're at it.

I would have thought most of us would be ardent nihilists.

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>>681691285
Yeah, that's pretty bullshit, but honestly Baha'ism is great other than a couple of instance of backwards crap like that.

>>681692529
I thought maybe discordians

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>>681692441
>Implying I worship men
On the contrary

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>>681682991
The Almighty Dollar

>>681683136
Playing it safe right?

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>>681692357
I must have missed that part of the bible that said jesusfags should allow pedo-worshipping heretics to rape their children, live on the dole and declare sharia law...

>>681688489
this

>>681692880
literally wut

>>681692880
Did you also miss the parable of the Good Samaritan? Or Jesus at the well with the Samaritan woman? What about Jesus washing the feet of his disciples?

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Let’s suppose that you were able, every night, to dream any dream you wanted to dream. And that you could, for example, have the power within one night to dream 75 years of time, or any length of time you wanted to have. And you would, naturally, as you began on this adventure of dreams, you would fulfill all your wishes. You would have every kind of pleasure you could concieve. And after several nights of 75 years of total pleasure each you would say “Well, that was pretty great. But now let’s have a surprise. Let’s have a dream which isn’t under control. Where something is going to happen to me that I don’t know what it’s going to be.” And you would dream that and come out and say “Wow, that was a close shave, wasn’t it?” And then you would get more and more adventurous, and you would make further and further gambles as to what you would dream, and finally, you would dream where you are now. You would dream the dream of living the life that you are actually living today.

Praise karma

>>681693324
>Islam literally denies Jesus' divinity
>Islam is destroying christians in the ME
>Catholic Pope reaches out to heretics and kisses their feet

He is a heretic and unchristian

>>681693526 In fact, that's quite interesting to think about it.

>>681693526

That's some deep shit right here

>>681694701
lol ok. I just gave you two examples from Jesus where he shows/illustrates an open and welcoming attitude toward believers of another faith, but just ignore the bible and stick to those talking points.

>>681688731
AYOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

HOL UP

WE WUZ N SHIET

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>>681693957
Roman Catholic

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Orthodox christian

>>681689928
because i choose my own reason to live

My religion is important to me.

That's why I won't discuss it here.