>>681682032
Gladitard

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Bio: Max Sperguson is a full blown dumbass incapable of basic human thinking skills, good at running and shitting upside down.

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Hamgalaxy 3000 is a machine that was forged in the fires of Hell. It was released unto this candid world in the year 1432 by Satan himself and has been eating souls ever since.

>>681682283
Damn! Max Sperguson dominates The Ham Galaxy! If it wasn't for his superior retard strength Max would have had his soul eaten by the Hamgalaxy! Congrats Max Sperguson.

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come at me bro

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k

This thread has potential. I'm gonna do another one, gimme a sec.

>>681683640
OP here whats the name of the thread? Tried blowing this game up since yesterday and still no luck.

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Second gladiator, Bashin' Beluga. Another machine, modeled after Hamgalaxy 3000. Designed to be even stronger.

>>681683855
I've never seen this type of thread before, first time for me.

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Rufus Flapps

Hitsa head instead of drum only 40% of the time Takes shits in the shapes of turtles Iq proven to be equal to that of a toadstool

>>681684468
Damn! Looks like Bashin' Beluga bashed the fuck outta Rufus Flapps. Looks like drums weren't the only thing in the coliseum today getting bashed on. Congrats Bashin Beluga!

>>681685061
found a 9fag

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Cheddar Bob. He has a gun. Hes a danger to himself. Nuff said

>>681685384
Just typed in down syndrome peeps on google and that was unfortunately tagged by the 9fags

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Bio: JunTrun
can play any Vidya game and make them funny. Is gud at vidya games.

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Og-tard= from Detroit has 1 confirmed kill hugged his baby sis an broke her neck now he's out for fresh blood

>>681685780
Damn! Looks like JunTrun used his nes controller to brutally beat Cheddar Bob to death, poor cheddar bob couldn't even fire a single round because of his severe retardation. Congrats Juntrun!

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Bill the hacker: he'll send a couple of hitmans to stab your ass. Also he is a brony.

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Toother is a man of strong will and iron might, however his crippling down syndrome sometimes gets in the way of things
48 years old

>>681686997
Damn! Looks like Bill the hacker crossed his luck today and won big. Bill hires his other retarded hitman to do his bidding and fortunately he kills Og-tard with a piece of shit on a stick. Congrats Bill!

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Bio: What can only be described as the most powerful retard on the face of planet earth, born out of an attempt at replicating the super powers bestowed upon superman via the The Photonucleic Effect. The experiment was a success but there was an unforeseen side affect in which the test subject was made really really retarded.
Known only as subject 17 this is one tard you dont want to mess with.

Meet Daniel Allen, a jealous 43 year-old man from Perdale, who comes from a poor background, lives in a remote farmhouse and tends to be over-generous towards those who oppose his views on important issues.

Our story begins here. Daniel Allen was thinking about Shirley Brooks again. Shirley was a ruthless brute with pointy eyelashes and blonde eyebrows. Daniel walked over to the window and reflected on his wild surroundings. He had always hated dirty Bangkok with its tasteless, tender trees. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel irritable. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a ruthless figure of Shirley Brooks. Daniel gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a bold, brandy drinker with spiky eyelashes and fluffy eyebrows. His friends saw him as a great, giant fighter. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved an ugly puppy. But not even a bold person who had once jumped into a river and saved an ugly puppy, was prepared for what Shirley had in store today. As Daniel stepped outside and Shirley came closer, he could see the alive glint in her eye. "I am here because I want revenge," Shirley bellowed, in a scheming tone. She slammed her fist against Daniel's chest, with the force of 1010 cats. "I frigging hate you, Daniel Allen." Daniel looked back, "Shirley, I ate your puppy," he replied. They looked at each other with boiling feelings surfacing, like two kaleidoscopic, kind kittens running at a very hungry funeral, which had trance music playing in the background and two spiteful uncles partying to the beat. Suddenly, Shirley lunged forward and tried to punch Daniel in the face. Quickly, Daniel grabbed a pipe he had laying around and brought it down on Shirley's skull.
Shirley's pointy eyelashes trembled and her blonde eyebrows wobbled. She looked sad, her body raw like a sack of potatoes. Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Shirley Brooks was dead.

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Bio: the sandman is a master of cuckery. strong suits are making fat people and rednecks pissed, weaknesses are trannies, women, and black people

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Cringy KidEthan Spazzian

Retarded scumbag who cries whenever someone insults him, and makes deadly poems about said persons. Chance of survival : 10%, cringy levels to high.

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Dwight- his special skill is not needing to make fun of retards to feel less pathetic. hes also not a virgin. beat that everyone here...

>>681687697
97 holy fuck he's unbeatable

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Lucy Laser
The dregs from the Powerpuff girls,
Feels no pain

>>681687849
everyone finna feel the bern now

>>68168764 Loving the backstory man, but in order for your retard to qualify you must also add a picture of him.

>>681687643
This would later turn out to be the tipping point in Daniels life. Had it not turned out this way, maybe his life would look a little different from what it looks like today. His mind might not have been so set on proving his worth in the arena. He could not help wondering though, would this be the day he met his bane? Only time will tell.

>>681687217
>>681687569
Damn! Looks like retarded superman pummeled the living retard shit out of toother. The only remains from Tardmans massacre are the crippling remains of toothers tooth. Congrats Tardman!

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Bio: connor the crip is equipped with fungus teeth and horrible acne. sure to make anyone vomit, but shy when it comes to females

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>>681687643
Oh snap. Here's the picture

>>681687697
>>681687819
Holy shit nuggets! Sandman just fucking obliterated Cringy Ethan like a nigger trying to open a Kool-aid package. Talk about cringe.. Ethan barely knew how to walk let-alone fight... Congrats Sandman!

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>>681688412

>>681687819
mods! MODS MODS!

Eli, Harbinger of Rhymes Eternal.

A rapper that grew up in Projects, this retard is one that will battle any nigga. Any time, anywhere.

>>681687841
>>681687920
Well that was a shit show. Dwight didn't even look like he tried, hejust walked up to Lucy Laser and grabs her by her hair and smacks it continously on the ground till a bloody pulp is all that is left. Congrats Dwight!

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>>681688742
Fuck, I forgot the pic.

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flaming autism banana smells like shit and has little to no motor skills. both of its parents left at birth and has been raised by rats for 16 years

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Archmage Jefferey, master of the arcane and keeper of many powerful old world relics.
Some say he purposely made himself retarded in order to block out the distractions of the feeble mortal coil.

>>681687643
>>681688330
Well I'll be damned! Daniel literally sprawled Connors face open with a fucking dead puppy. Talk about badass motherfuckery! Congrats Daniel.

>>681688842
>>681689108
nigger beat down banana and consume him utterly... dayum

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herby can summon nukes at his will, granting the power of complete annihilation of planet earth if not contained in a flower vase at all times

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>>681689108
Oh shit! Eli the harbinger of nigger songs beat the autistic banana in a rap battle... well to be fair it did seem a little one-sided considering banana spoke in retarded moans and groans.... But holy shit did Eli fuck up that banana with a mic afterwards. Congrats Eli!

>>681689379
I warned you niggas not to mess with Eli, dude's a freak of nature.

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chef man with downs can cook up a killer meal in under 5 minutes. usually kills his foes with hidden poison in his pancakes

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>>681689612
Oh God! Looks like herbys nuke summoning fell short when all that got summoned was a shitty firework that only managed to enrage Archmage Jeffery into using his retarded arcane magics to turn herby into a flopping autistic fish which jeffery consumes shortly after. Congrats Jeffery!

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Wolfgang Autismus Mozart

Can produce cancerous earrape-esque beats which will cause the listener to go deaf. Can also molest you with drumsticks if all else fails.

If left alone, will an hero by banging head into drum.

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Enter forth: THE GREAT AUTISMO!

A prodigy in the Magic world, Autismo utilizes sleight of hand and Down Syndrome Witchcraft to unleash hellish attacks on his foes.

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sports illustrated model is a girl who isn't afraid to show the men of the arena who's boss. what she lacks in strength she makes up for in looks
also has the good succ

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Ling Leng Bing Beng was born in a rice box, and suffers from bladder retardation, because a rice got stuck in his nose. Lings special ability is pissing on his nemesis till they drown in piss.

>>681690003
>>681690181
Oh God... that was almost too painful to watch. Chefman walks up to offer a nice steak to Wolfgang autismus mozart which looked clearly laced with 15 ounces of cyanide only to have the food slapped off his hands and have Autismus to create binural earrape beats causing chefman's ears to pop and die. Congrats Autismus!

>>681687349
Kek you creative piece of shit

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Trained by some of the oldest and wisest martial arts masters in existence after his family was killed by a rival clan, the retard known only as turbo is on a never ending quest for vengeance and will destroy anything in his path.
Expert with nun chucks his only weakness is that he hits himself with them every once in awhile.

>>681690366
>>681690461
Damn! That fight looked like a close one. Great autismo beats sports illustrated model girl using his magic the gathering cards to cut her jugular open... holy shit was that brutal. Congrats The Great Autismo.

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I call into the arena: HELLFIRE HENRY!

This LARPing, autistic child has won COUNTLESS 1v1 battles on the field of glory(the local park) against foes from across the world!(his school.)

Dare anyone challenge him?

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Ica Jerry

Highers are Bill the hacker (97) and the Sandman (Also 97)

>>681690665
>>681690952
Oh what an epic battle! Turbo getting the lead with his nunchucks and looks like he's gonna finish off Ling Leng Bing Beng.... but whats this!!?? Oh no looks like turbo accidently smacked himself with his nunchucks and it looks like he is on the floor barely conscious... oh no whats happening now? Oh God! looks like Ling Leng is drowning turbo with his own piss... and looks like turbo is dead now. Congrats Ling Leng!

>>681691485

Thankfully that's not a valid entry. Henry would've gotten bombed.

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Wide-Eyed William is a creature that was discovered in artic ice over two hundred years ago. He has since broken free of his icey prison and now spends his days behind bottles of whisky. He one day wishes to own two dogs.

>>681691485
What a great pic! But you need a bio of him to qualify as a contender.

>>681689220
This was of course a result Daniel did not find to his liking. A more challenging opponent might have resulted in a different outcome, but alas, Daniel felt that his decision was almost forced upon him.
He saw no other choice than to write a letter of resignation.

>Dear Chief,

>I have some news, which I think you will have foreseen after todays fight.

>Over the last five months, I have found working for the Arena both untroublesome and tedious.

>It's fair to say that blademaster is a man with spirit and green team are a merry gathering, but this has not stopped me from finding the work unchallenging.

>I have really enjoyed drinking with blademaster and stealing bloodied leather straps from the supply. But all good things must come to an end.

>As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming farmer have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a hoe (no, i can assure you i am still a virgin). I dream of getting up in the morning and laughing, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a pair of scissors and I'm almost there.

>Thus I must resign from my job as gladiator, to pursue my true calling as farmer.

>In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of professionalism, which is why I leave with a heavy heart.

>Best of luck with your continued pursuit of hoping to inspire the people to rediscover their lost values and overcome the corruption that is eating away at them.

>Yours sincerely
>Daniel Allen

>>681691379
>>681691830
Well that was pittiful. Looks like Hellfire Henry used his well renowned LARP-ing stick to gouge out Williams eyes in an attempt to stab Henry with a broken beer bottle covered in his own smegma. Congrats Hellfire Henry!

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Jawshtard JamTyrone is ghetto's most bad-ass retard. Jawshtard once stole a fridge by showing it up his ass and he unsuspiciously crawled out of the house.

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Travis The Moonstar, fueled by beer and chromosomes. A master swordsmen trained in the depths of a volcano that spews seething hatred...oh n lava n shit. Kicked his mom in the shin once. Pretty much the dankest nigga ever. All other retards are pleb.

>>681692194
All hail Daniel

>>681689137

Archmage Jefferey competes again after winning his first battle and increasing his power level

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Returning to the Arena: THE GREAT AUTISMO-- Neigh, AUTISMO THE GOD!

After absorbing the soul of his last victim, he has returned looking for MORE BLOOD! Can anyone stop this fiend?

>>681692194
Oh my! Looks like Daniel Allen was more than just a retard... but an emotional one. On the behalf of The Retard Gladiator Fights we wish Daniel Allen the best in his farming career. Godspeed!

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Aqua Tard nearly drowned at the beach when he was a boy but was saved by a group of fish
He has now adapted to live in the ocean and carries the Net of Poseidon, a fearsome weapon blessed by the God of the Seas himself

>>681692442
>>681692451
Damn! For a second I thought Jawshtard had travis by the ass only for Travis to turn around and spew shit outta his ass and beat the nigger with his brute retard strength. Congrats Travis!

>>681693030
Poseidown

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Drum the Thumb. Smells like fingers and has the power absorb anyone's body fat and tranfer it to his head.

>>681692782
>>681692754
The great autismo crashes Jefferys skull with his foreskin

>>681692782
>>681693030
And the returning contender manages to pull another win by escaping Aqua Tards attempt at drowning him into his cesspool only to have Autismo God use his upgraded Magic the Gathering Cards to gut him open and let him drown in his own filth. Congrats once again Great Autis- err.. Autismo The God!

>>681693532

Shouldn't the matchup have been Autismo the God vs. Archmage Jeffrerey?

Come on now, missing the hype battle between two veterans!

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JunTrun returns as:
JINTRON!!!

He has absorbed the powers of Rocking on and Jo- Juc- Jock? His bird sidekick, and has become even MORE powerful! He has a thirst for blood, and a grilled Morman to heal him In battle!

>>681693695
If thats what the crowd desires then so be it.. I call fourth Autismo the God and Archmage Jeffery to the Arena!

>>681693695
>>681693532
Yeah I agree. Autismo vs. Jefferey

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>>681693840
JINTREN powers up to his full power!!
(this post is new power level)

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>>681694149
AND EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!!

>>681693332
>>681693840
Looks like Jintron fucked up drum by removing his fingers while eating grilled mormons... what an intereting fight that was.. Congrats Jintron on your second victory!

>>681694241
but no matter how hard he tries, can't go beyond 40~ PL

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The all-mighty Bill The Hacker is back and wants blood!

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Introducing intellectual downy with the power to outwit any tard and use their own tactics against them!

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Tigero enters the arena! A beast of nature, Tigero is both retarded and an animal, making him extremely stupid and extremely dangerous.

>>681694149
>>681694461
Oh no.. what a pity... Bill rolls another luck win as his retarded hitman assists him in ripping off Jintrons tiny dick and forcefeeding it to him...Congrats to Bill the Hacker on your second victory!

>>681694718
Yay!

>>681694574
>>681694713
Intellectual downy is just too smart for Kenny!

Jon's bird, Jacque enters the battle field to avenge Jon!!!

Jacque can fire lazers from his eyes, and can fly

>>681694713
>>681694574
Damn! Tigero didnt even stand a chance.. looks like the intellectual downy outwith the tiger by nutting off into the floor for Tigero to lick off and while he's distracted begins to cut the tiger open with his own bare hands... Congrats Intellectual Downy!

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>>681695062
pic

>>681695062 Try reposting but with a picture of Jacque

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Fuck you, Tigero wants round two! He's learned from his mistakes and wants another go!

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>>681682032
Knuckle tard
class- monk
Bio- 10% chance of dealing critical damage when using kitchen utensils, 100 willpower due to years of being out of reach of his erect penis
negative affect- depression caused by never being able to hug or experience love
positive affect- 100 wisdom caused by years of solace in the Tibetan Himalayas
Special ability- can transform into a frog to escape danger or sneak up on opponents

>>681695119
Now you must wait for another contestant Jaque... we shall wait for your next opponent.

>>681695221
Why is Tigero getting such low numbers all the time? This is bullshit.

>>681695221
You can't bring back the dead.. better luck next time... now go find another retard on the streets and train him then come back.

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NaziTard has entered the arena. Bringing his suicidal tendencies and unstoppable power of gassing the Jewish.

>>681695267
Shit! Looks like knuckle tard didnt stand a chance to Jaque. He flies around pelting him with lasers only to have Knuckle tard flailing retardely at the skies.. Jaque then fires his super mega death laser right into knuckle tards face burning a huge hole and killing him. Congrats Jaques you have Avenged your beloved owner and have won!

Fuck these homos. Organ Utan, former Suazielend Got AIDS winner, 3 times African champion of poopeating. Organ Utan was abandoned by his parents, because he was retarded, and he was raised by orangutans. But don't be fooled by his looks. His IQ is a banana.

>>681695297
BTW, this post:>>681695062
is his PL

>>681695453
It's all in the training my friend.... Don't bring an untrained retard into my arena.. It'll only make one-sided battles.

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Nigglet
Class- Bard
Bio- uses beats and rhythms to express himself in ways he cannot do with his voice, due to his crippling Autism, can break through forth wall when spitting mad beats and can call apon biggie smalls to assist in "da ass woppen"

>>681695877
Guys OP here. Next time for future reference the post with a picture of your tard and bio is what will be used as their PL. Keep that in mind.

Ohhhhhh shit nazi tard vs nigglet

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Organ Utan arived with a delay, due to fact he's retarded.

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you know it: the destroyer of worlds has entered the arena. only few has escaped his grasp in the past 30 years

smoker john has evolved into a vape god and breathes clouds of hazy grape vape to eliminate his enemies sight, and then shoves half burned cigs into their cocks

>>681695966
>>681695571
Oh lordy! looks like NaziTard fucking smacked the shit outta the Nigglet and his bodyguard Biggie Smalls with a folding trench foldable shovel.... and to add insult to injury Naziturd pulls down his pants and farts on their dead bodies. Congrats NaziTard!

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Jhonny Bweakfast
His strange lenguaje can summon every kind of creature from the depths of hell.
Also always wear costumes, confusing the opponent.

>>681696215
>>681696308
Well I'll be damned! Smoker John dies of lung cancer as he smoked 13 cartons of cigarettes as he waited for Organ Utan to arrive. As Organ Utan arrives he walks toward The destroyer of world's dead corpse end procedes to masturbate all over it to show his dominance. Congrats Organ Utan!

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After his second victory, Bill the Hacker gets back in the game!

>>681696582
>>681697048
BILL NO DONT DO IT

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Dragqueagol. A lively 516 year-old woman, who comes from a comfortable background, lives in the suburbs and tends to cry a lot. The reason she cries a lot, is that her arch enemy, Bilbo Faggins along with the dwarves and Gandalf the Gay, continued their quest to reclaim Erebutt, their homeland, from Smaug the fire drag, and along the way, Bilbo Faggins claimed to his possession a mysterious and magical ring. This ring had been Dragqueagols first and only love. But now it's gone. The thieves. The filthy little thieves. One day she will get it back, but for now, all she can do is fight, and hope that one day, she gets the opportunity to seize her beloved possession.
Special powers:
- confusing use of pronouns.
- can choke midgets every 500 years

>>681697202
BILL HAS LOST! THE STREAK... IS DEAD!

Super tard
Bio- armed with the righteous fist of god, can falcon punch, but has a cool down time of 2 minuets so can only be used once, other than that he is pathetically useless and cowardly runs when confronted face to face

>>681696582
>>681697048
Bill the Hacker browses through his laptop to summon a hitman... and to his dismay and bad luck out comes an autistic 4 year old suffering from severe down syndromes and anal parkinsons.. Jhonny Bweakfast summons a gigantic minnotaur with a guman spine and skull as a whip and procedes to bludgeon the shit outta the two. Congrats Jhonny Bweakfast!

>>681697048
Jhonny Bweakfast wins!!

>>681697531
You won, this time...

Top fucking Kek OP! Why hasn't anyone invented this game, its fucking hilarious xD Havn't had a laugh like this on 4chan in a long time. Hope this spreads like a wildfire OP

>>681697300
Post again with bio and picture to qualify

>>681697757
I agree with the 9fag. I expect more like this in the future OP.

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The executioner.
Whilst in the oven chamber at Aushwitz, he made a deal with the devil which resulted in him being given immortality. In return he must wonder the earth for eternity and botch assassinations, as well as licking windows of churches. His acid like saliva melting the windows and allowing Satan into the holy world.

He arose from ash. He eats dust.

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THE SANDMAN RETURNS.

this time with even more cuckoldry!

>>681697757
I had a feeling this game would of had potential... but its all up to you guys to spread it around if you want this to become a well known game thread on /b/

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Recently returned from war against mudslimes, Sgt. Fappington is the hero, that we need, but we don't deserve. Sgt. Fappington is relatives with Apache Attack Helicopter. They both love shooting white, hot loads on mudslimes. He has now returned to fight o e more time.

>>681693189
Kek

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As the powerful retard he is, Jhonny is ready for another round of retardness!!

>>681697990
>>681698073

how can bernie say he'll help the veterans but then annihilates one in the retard wars?

>>681697988
>>681697990
The sandman proceeds to cuck the executioner's mentally retarded downs wife and causes hitman to beat himself to death with his own pistols in a display of autistic sadness. Congrats Sandman on your 2nd victory!

>>681682032
Ladies and Gentlemen

Please welcome to the arena:

Frankie Spackebollox

Born in a bathroom stall after his mom was fucked by a Rottweiler with AIDS, Frankie has super tard strength and can blind any adversary with his foul mixture of drool and green stringy snot.
H also has an immense tool which he ields like a sword, his purple helmet is know to strike fear into the hearts of even the most experienced tard ranchers.
let battle commence

>>681697915
Me a 9fag user? How?

>>681698320
Oi, where's Dragqueagol?

>>681698368
it was the executioner vs Dragqueagol

(/command//spawn ultra downie with 99 power and rule this bred/)

>>681698481
I can see it in your eyes

>>681698240
>>681698073
Sgt Fappington blows a huge steamy white load all over Johnny Bweakfast which melts him and his demonic summons into a pile of unconsumed fecal autistic matter. Congrats Sgt.Fappington

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>>681698385
damn , forgot to attach it

i am faggot

will accept lowest last two digits as strength

>>681698546
Oh shit.. looks like I did miss her. She will battle the next opponent guaranteed.

>>681698733
Fuuuuck, Jhonny will be bwack (fast)

>>681697252
>>681698829
Frankie tries to intimdate dragqeagol but only makes matters worse as dragqeagol chokes the living shit out of Frankie who later expires and shits himself in death. Congrats Dragqeagol!

Anders the racist downie

>>681698385
>Born in a bathroom stall after his mom was fucked by a Rottweiler with AIDS
My fucking sides mate

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shignig stares living death at his opponents, turning them into stone. sometimes forgets to take off his glasses which shields the effect

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Leroy Shieeet
Can transform himself into an Egyptian at will.
Seemingly didn't do nuffing, but the bodies still pile up.

>>681695062

A bird that can fly?

WHAT? NO

NO NO NOO NUUOOOOOOOHHH>>681695071

>>681699687
>>681699538
Leroy Shieeeet transforms himself into a sand nigger and starts throwing ieds at shignig. Shignig uses his glasses to shield the projectile and slowly makes his way towards Leroy sheeit with a rusty metal dildo. As he gets closer his glasses falls off causing his immunity to disperse into thin air and gets his ass blasted by an ied. Leroy Shieeet wins!

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Welcome our contestant from USSR. Stjoposlov Pidarinkin. He is the secret son of Stalin, who had an affair with baloon. The baloon was ordered to get an abortion, but he/she refused and was sent to Gulag. Stjoposlov loves dandelions and puting his dick in holes on ground.