Waifu Claiming ThreadThe rules are simple:Claim your 2D waifu or husbandopost pics
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Waifu Claiming Thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu or husbando
>post pics of your 2D waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>keep the lewds under control
>keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>no really. keep that shit to a minimum
Most importantly: praise the mugi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSzoKL-iO5M
>>681676417
Oh im not joining Red's harem any time soon.
I have my own to take care of.
Want to join?
>>681676630
>Halo's amazing
Indeed it is.
As i haven't had a chance to play it so i have been listening to its soundtrack instead.
What are you up to?
eeeeee
Chara claimed
Shiki claimed.
Message of the thread: You should all watch Ash vs Evil dead.
Miho claimed
>>681676630
The car i bought yesterday is fucked. Damn timing chain snapped
>>681676897
Made me cringe
Kyouko claimed.
Tenryuu claimed
>>681677424
Halo 5 is shit
>>681677352
My favorite OST has to be the Kill Bill one tbh, I listen to some bands but not like a million just mainly Weezer
Rikka claimed.
third from right
Obligatory claim.
>>681677424
Listening to it's soundtrack, kek. That's about it, also talking to some friends on Skype.
>>681677560
Great movie.
>>681677633
Halo 4 is also shit.
sachi claim
QOTT results:
cats:4
dogs:5
both/either:2
>>681677352
>Why don't you
>implying I don't own it
That doesn't translate very well to the big screen, we saw that with DoJ
>>681677424
I hope you don't count me in since Master wouldn't allow that
Also claimed
Claiming
I'm hungry should I get sushi or a calzone
>>681677769
shut up Blood Chan
>>681677633
>>681677703
Last good halo was 3
Hokuto
CURSE YOU HE-MAN, NYAAAAH
Akiko claim
Why did you read it in that voice?
>>681677651
Mmmm, Kill Bill's soundtrack was great. Nice taste.
>>681677920
Halo Reach was okay, but it shat all over the book and took itself too seriously.
ODST's campaign was cringe.
>>681677703
I assume everyone has seen the movies, I'm talking about the relatively recent tv series, it has bruce campbell, excellent practical effects (even if also some cgi) and perfectly captures the feel of the 2nd movie.
>>681677906
Calzone.
>>681677424
>>681677501
>>681677512
>>681677560
>>681677596
>>681677628
>>681677633
>>681677651
>>681677668
>>681677702
>>681677722
>>681677737
>>681677744
>>681677769
>>681677853
>>681677906
>>681677920
>>681677947
>>681678020
welcome back and fuck (You)
off to sleep now, have a good one guys
>>681677538
>>681677703
gotta step it up hand guy
>>681677919
Ok?
>>681678023
I think Wars was okay too....something different
>>681677703
Good to hear.
oh and my the way, my offer still stands.
>>681677769
Who is this ''Master'' and why isn't it me?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZtU2U4rLFA
>>681678209
good night~
>>681676417
I hate you
>I don't
>>681676630
>>681678023
you better appreciate it! I don't offer that to just anyone! Only to people I really like!
>Nearly everyone in the thread
>>681677906
I'm not sure how I feel about your monoeye waifu
I suggest sushi
>>681678104
I have not seen the show yet, heard it was pretty good. I'll probably get to it sooner or later.
>>681678209
>slightly slaps hand
I'll do that.
>>681678331
Forgot about it, people seemingly only disliked it because it wasn't an FPS. I thought it was a fun game.
>>681678023
>ODST's campaign was cringe.
Agreed
>>681677596
>made me cringe
Reminds me of Yuru Yuri. I don't know how anyone can watch that
>>681678331
Halo Wars was great, but I'm biased towards RTS games.
Smite is an underrated MOBA
My precious waifu.
Claiming.
>>681677906
Calzone. Sushi doesn't sate your hunger, unless it's expensive.
>>681677920
I still play Halo 3. Went back to it from 4 and then 5. None of the new stuff is Halo. Even had a LAN party the other day when some friends cane into town.
>>681678438
Have a webm
>>681678536
>introducing her without pantsu
>heresy
>>681678170
That's what I was leaning towards to. >>681678399
Leave her alone. She's a precious one eyed sniper
>>681677365
i had a waifu for awhile
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPiEVyd3-4k
>>681678361
You are a nice guy and all but no one I'd want to look up to
All you do is tell yume to kill himself, it is funny but apart from that and tea there's nothing of note
-J
>>681678536
>>681678673
>Waifu
>Her
>>681678691
Lazers>snipers
You can snipe with a laser but you can't laser with a sniper
>>681678483
I thought season 1 was funny. The rest is still in my back log.
>>681678491
C&C Red Alert 2 nigga
>>681678562
5 has no split screen
>>681678580
He looks like Mitt Romney.
>>681678452
>Earth's city is getting glassed
>Should be feeling pretty hopeless
>Talks about relationship
>My wrists
>>681678369
Of course I appreciate it, I appreciate ya a lot.
>>681678361
Ehhh, not really a Teamspeak guy.
>>681677906
Calzone, sushi is terrible.
>>681678873
He kinda does, I would support Romney if he had a chainsaw arm.
>>681678861
But what if it's a laser sniper
>>681678868
I saw that. It's part of the reason why I sold it and the Xbone with it. No reason to continue playing Halo after 3. The franchise is finished. And 343 industries isn't going to bring it back.
>>681678772
Ok, but still your master.
>>681678873
Alright.
But im still waiting.
Shino claimed.
Hey everyone~
>>681679366
He doesn't know so it would spoil the fun if I were to tell you now
-J
>>681679585
What's up Shino?
>>681679064
Who would want to mess with us knowing we're crazy enough to elect a guy with a chainsaw for an arm? Nobody, that's who.
>>681679366
Waiting for?
Ok now that we settled on a calzone. What should I get that bitch stuffed with? Beef, chicken, etc
>>681679681
Anyone. Its getting quiet here.
Speaking of witch, here is the ts3 server for anyone interested.
>>681679291
>Halo is the only reason why people still play XBox, but we sucked and we wonder why they really hate 343 and wish they'd never come back. We just made it like CoD to make it enjoyable to a broader and younger mass. And Halo is known for microtransactions, so let's put them in too. And who needs balanced gameplay if you have level-ups and blinking points and ribbons. Our new demographic (9-13 year olds) will love it.
>Fuck the fans of Halo
-Microsoft
>>681679671
Not that much actually. Started on working on a little (maybe a little too little) game today. Went pretty well.
>>681679912
>Purple hair
>blue eye
A cute. And go with chicken, I guess.
>>681679963
and i forgot the link.
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
>>681678873
My face when that tell you not to kill the engineers that gives the brutes extra fucking shields.
>>681680097
What's up Ginko anon?
>>681679912
I'd say beef.
Gordon Ramsay is a great role model
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHLhvpTDlq8
>>681679200
Pointless question since all lasers are snipers otherwise they're fucking useless or just a bright light.
>>681679912
Chicken, rice and black beans are the only right answers
>>681679912
Beef obviously
>>681680097
Hey Ginko.
>>681679964
>Also, remember how the game was well known for it's co-op? Yeah, we got rid of that.
>Why?
>Because our new revolutionary next gen console can't handle it for some reason. And who plays co-op on the couch anymore? It's all about multiplayer now.
>What if they don't have the internet.
>What?
>>681679963
Forgot the link, you goof.
>>681680125
Killed trillions of humans and they want us to feel bad for them. Kek, nope. Scorch the little shits.
>>681680097
Heyo, Ginko.
>>681680084
I'll come by tomorrow
>>681679945
No time to play heading to bed
><>
-J
>>681680084
There 3 people in there.
>>681680401
yep.
>>681680473
And there assholes.
>>681680353
How's it going Emi?
>>681680726
>>681680473
Rest went to bed. We filled the server about 1 hour ago
>>681680401
Sowry
>>681680726
Nah, that's just me
>>681679964
It's disgusting, what greed does to a company. Plenty of companies have fallen like that. Bungie's not good anymore. Blizzard buttfucks it's fanbase. And the other big names are just regurgitating the same shit over and over (Bethesda, Activision, Ubisoft). It's not what it used to be.
>>681680356
But what about later shotguns/assault lasers.
Checkmate atheists
>late claim
How is it going everyone?
>>681680870
>pats
>>681680888
You're saying very truthful things and they hurt to hear.
>Bethesda
Careful now, you'll bring him out of his lurk by saying that.
>>681681081
Fallout 4 is SHIT!
>>681681081
Bethesda? Whats wrong with Bethesda?
>>681680806
Meh, I woke up tired and I'm still tired, I'll only lurk today probably. How you doing?
>>681680286
Taking my time and relaxing as much as I can, not often that I get off time. How's your day coming along?
>>681680377
Heya. Life treating you well today?
>>681680401
Hey. Anything exciting occur to you lately?
>>681680401
>And who plays co-op on the couch anymore?
I just remembered the days i played with a friend through the campaigns on one couch. Best sort of Multiplayer.
>>681680888
Pfff.....who cares for the fans? Most of the are still buying this half-done crap which we sell for the full price. The trick is to get a hype for the game under those stupid kiddies. This makes the company and the investors happy.
Thought I'd check in, got about an hour before i go to work.
>>681681460
Pretty good, woke up at the usual 5PM and now just chilling a bit.
>>681681486
Pretty chill, when you're a disgusting NEET like me you don't have to worry much about stuff. For now atleast.
>>681681486
>Heya. Life treating you well today?
Not really today, but in general I can't complain. What about you?
Anyone hate how the vaults in fallout 4 were the laziest fucking vaults out of all the fallouts?
>hey should we put more cool vaults still inhabited by the vault dwellers? Players seemed to like that
>NAH LETS JUST FILL ABANDONED VAULTS WITH GUNNERS/RAIDERS
>>681681382
other than using a shit engine and releasing mods as DLC, nothing
Hello everyone.
>>681681255
>Sanae
>>681681494
I still play split-screen with people. Halo's just a joke now, thanks Bungie.
>>681681486
Nah, I've just been hanging out as usual. Living day to day and such, how about you?
>>681681382
Nothing, they're a great company who makes excellent games that go hand in hand with the lore.
>>681681255
Fallout 4 was a joke, and it costed more money to make than I'll ever make in my life.
>>681681813
Heyo, Galko.
>>681681713
Ugh, don't remind me.
>stressed hand
>>681681813
Heyo Galko, how are you doing?
>>681681882
That pic is pretty spot on.
>>681681667
>One off
Chill is life
>We are not lazy, we are just low-consuming
>>681681813
Hi there qt!
>>681678023
Thanks Hand Kun, glad I got your blessing on my OST taste.
>>681681713
There was like 1 with dwellers but it didnt have a great story except when you find curie <3 other than that it sucks.
>>681681713
Everything except maybe the shooting was terrible in Fallout 4. Whoever had the idea of focusing on settlements should be fired.
>>681681561
Nice to have you with us. We're currently discussing... top-tier vidya...
>>681682253
"Triple -A games"
>all made for stupid children nowadays
>>681681980
Hey there Handman.
>>681682000
I'm tired, as usual.
>>681682042
Hi Emi <3
>I may get the snake sooner than I expected
>>681681667
I'd love to live the NEET life, so much shit I'd be able to do. What do you do with all of your time?
>>681681699
Pretty well, I guess. It's been a really average day for me, but a relaxing one, so that's nice.
Where's life wronged you today?
>>681681980
Same old same old for me as well, I'm afraid.
I am back my dudes
>>681682253
Kek, i can't say anything about fallout because it barely runs on my system
>>681682502
Welcome back <3
>>681681980
I'm glad someone agrees. Vaults are the fuckin backbone of fallout and they went the lazy route
>>681682105
You're right curie is the babe.
>>681682152
Another settlement needs our help. You mean MY help
how do i stop feeling so sad all the time
>>681682477
>Where's life wronged you today?
Had to wait 40 minutes for an important school credit signature and then public transport happened.
>>681682648
It's also because settlements fucks up the exploration an world building.
>>681682449
>fun gameplay and humorous jokes are most important
>>681681561
Heyo!
>>681682152
I remember when I saw the presentation at E3 and they showed settlements I was like:"Eh this looks pretty fun".
Boy I was wrong.
>>681682477
>What do you do with all of your time?
Honestly? Not much. Aside being a bit useful in the house in general, I just get up, go out a bit, eat, sit at pc, sleep.
I don't know, I'm not complaining, but I surely don't want to go for too much like that.
>>681682502
Welcome back Shinoabro
>>681682638
Hey jenny! What's up?
>>681682851
Thanks kyouko. Miss anything?
>>681682449
Kill yourself faggot
>Halo was the best game
>>681682681
Get a Waifu
>>681682997
Not much, getting ready for work. Leaving in about an hour
>>681682851
Even worse, they used weapon customization as an excuse to have no weapon variety
>>681682851
The problem is that it's a feature you might have as dlc like hearthfire or you know, a mod like it was. Not a main selling feature of a traditionally exploration focused game company.
>>681682464
Really? That's great! Why?
If you guys want to see something funny type in halo 5 on Amazon and hit buy now.
>>681682464
How goes it, beautiful.
>>681682477
Well, I hope that at least means you're doing well. Glad you've been relaxing.
