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Hey /b/ Any tips on how to spot a lie? Got to ask my girlfriend
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Hey /b/

Any tips on how to spot a lie?

Got to ask my girlfriend something when she gets back from rehab, and wondering if you fucks know the body language and such associated with a lie.

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>>681673777
Eyes.
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Also, I have her laptop and I'd love to get on her FB....

But don't know the password and its not saved in here...

I tried getting on her email to reset her PW but that didn't work either.
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>>681673777
Protip: She's lying.
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>>681673901
Thanks for the input anon.

I'm dumping my folder of her... but ill post better ones if we get a decent conversation going here.
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If she looks left and down after the question, it's a lie. Maybe an itchy nose, like you get when you look at the sun
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>>681673998

Honestly, i don;t trust females for shit...

But this one has been surprisingly loyal and such, always checking her FB and shit on her phone... but she's in rehab and her phones there... wish i could get on there.

Not to catch her or anything cuz i know she hasn't cheated on me just yet, just wanted to check something out that she said about her past...

but trust me bro, first thought is always that anything coming out of a chicks mouth is a lie.. or a cock..
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If you are asking her a serious question when she gets back from rehab then I can guarantee you whatever it is, she is lying.
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>>681674303

Thanks! Tits for you.. and if i remember correctly if she looks down and to the right she's like recalling a memory and going to tell the truth or something? What about this itchy nose though?
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>>681673777
You know her better than anyone here OP. Lying is very subjective. Ask her about her rehab, and how it went. Make sure to ask for details, if she looks like she is thinking too hard, then she is lying.
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>>681674729
Recalling or thinking factually is looking to the upper right. I'm not so sure about the nose twitch itch thing, I think I heard it on Lie to Me a couple of years ago.

That being said, if you know your girl you're bound to notice a lie. Just ask her straight up.
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>>681674627

How so? Only reason she's there is because I was supposed to go too...

Unfortunatly her insurance is better and she got right into a place... and I'm just sitting here getting fucked up on Hdawg
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Any good liar will not exhibit the characteristics being described in this thread.

If she does, well then that's an easy catch. If she doesn't, then you have no way of knowing the truth unless you trust her
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>>681674986
Only reason she is there is because she had a problem. Don't take blame for her problem... focus on yours!
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>>681674984

Word... basically... shes way hotter than whatever my league is.. as you can see in the pics..

But always been super loyal which i find suspect..

And i come to find out the rehab she;s in... People are fucking eachother non-stop!!

People hooking up left and right..

And she;s prob horny being off heroin for the first time in years and actually feeling feelings again, and shes deff the hottest one in there from what i hear..

And to top it all off its "my fault" she's in there... You guys think she's banigng some toothless faggot?
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>>681673777
LISTEN here /b/ro. I've been down this road. You do NOT WANT TO DATE AN ADDICT.

I'm not fucking with you, one /b/tard to another, just go.

They WILL always lie. They WILL most likely relapse. They will make you question every missing dollar, every seemingly out of line behavior. You WILL question everything. You'll never be sure.

But she'll reassure you. Tell you everything is ok. And you'll believe her because you WANT to believe her.

After a few months of pulling your hair out, eventually she'll slip up and you'll catch her.

You'll feel like a fool, an idiot. "Why did I even date an addict?" You'll ask yourself.
You sure as shit won't trust her anymore, but something worse will happen.

You won't trust yourself. You'll question your judgement. And you won't want to go through something like that ever again.

You may get over it, or it may break you.

I've been living by myself for 4 years now and I have no desire to ever have another long term girlfriend.

Save yourself anon. Move on.

>Pic related
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Trips of truth? AND OP has trips??? This is the fucking work of god.

Trips don't lie
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>>681675444

goddammit your right...

Are you an addict yourself bro..?

fuck im already in the stage of waiting for the worse thing to happen O.O

So perfectly said...
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>>681675355
YES! Been there, done that. Get out now, OP.
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>>681675749
>>681673777

Holy shit dude didn;t even notice O.O
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>>681673777
>>681675444
Listen to this man, OP. Been in the exact same position myself. Fucking not worth it. Three years of my life I'll never get back. And when it finally did end, it didn't end well. Get out now.
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>>681675444
>>681675749

Wow he is so right and he returned my trips... wow just wow...

You guys think she's sexy though??
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>>681676488
oh yeah, post more
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>>681676488
Sexy, yes. Worth it, no
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>>681675749
>>681675444
>>681676432


Bros... i know your right... i've known for mad long...

I just can't do it... I've dumped bitches so many times in life.. and i actually tried dumping her thats how she ended up in rehab... didnt; think she would EVER go so told her we need to take a break until we're clean... i got dropped off and the next mornin she knocked on my door with her mom in the car and was on her way to rehab O.O...

Did it to stay with me...

But its cuz i deal a bit and always have shit for her probably.. thats how it started anyways..

How can i do it guys?? I'm weak... she just sucks my dick until she's my gf forever again :(

WHAT DO I DO...

Crazy how this thread has become what i really needed.. not to know how to catch a lie.. to know how to dump a bitch that i think is so fucking sexy and fucks me so fucking right.,...
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>>681676998
/thread
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If she's a woman she's lying. Simple.
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>>681677029
Be strong bro. Cut her off cold turkey. That exactly why
>>681675444 mine went to rehab. And the reason she went to rehab the second time. By the time she said she was going a third time, I wised up.

I'm a slow learner, but I am a learner nontheless.
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A chick that rides you like a demon is so hard to walk away from. But it makes me sad you think you aren't in her league. She is a sexy junkie, and if you leave her, she will hop on the next dick. That won't be easy
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>>681677029
well, she did go in rehab for you bro tho, for how long have you been together?
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How do i do it...

Would you guys be able to just do it...?

I seriously think she;s so fucking adorable and sexy and omg the things she does with this penis...

Guess it depends on your taste in chicks.. but goddamn i cant stop wanting to fuck her..
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>>681673777
Basically, if she can't look you in the eye or smiles and laughs when she replies, it's a lie. Watch her hands.
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>be op
>look in mirror
>say "I am not a faggot"
>see lie
>go suck a cock
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>>681677530
I think we have all been there. And we only got out after a lot of emotional hurt. It's never easy... but looking back on it, it was the right thing to do... and we regret taking so long to do it.
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>>681677428
>>681677436

Goddamn you guys are the best.

Need some support.. she rides it so fucking good... can;t believe you've been in the exact same boat.. its fucking hard isn't it....

She's going to call me from rehab in about an hour.. any advice on something to say to get it in motion... or i should do it in person right..?

Is trying to fuck her atleast one more time a bad idea...?
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>>681673777
Look for contradictions, how much/little detail she goes into when discussing stuff(Ex if you ask about her day and she goes into detail accounting for what she's done but gives little insight into who she did what with or is avoidant about something), then watch gestures. Everybody has a tell, eye contact, nervous twitches, inability to respond to stimuli.
If you thinks she's lying, don't assume what about..I just got myself into a bit of trouble with my old lady because I knew something was up but assumed what it was wrong.
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>>681676488
She's fine but I've seen that face before.. Run. While you still respect yourself.
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This situation is making me do all my drugs.

Have done 2.5 bundles since starting this thread.
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Yay or nay on the "one more sexy time"?
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>>681677951
is fucking her one last time a bad idea? Yes!
Has that stopped any of us? No!
Will that make you rethink everything? Yes!
Will it end the same way with both of you spiraling down? Yes!
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Im not in a position to give you advice. I'm a wreck myself and I would do pretty much anything to be able to fuck a girl like yours.

So, instead of giving advice I request more of her tits. Thanks.
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>>681677951
>>681678327
If you keep fucking her you'll just keep lying to yourself, convincing yourself she's worth it. But it's not. I'm so happy I left my ex. Best fucking decision ever. Felt so good to not worry about the conniving shit going on.

And mine was the same way. Did whatever I wanted in bed and more. Totally not worth it.

You want my advice. Get rid of her however you best see fit and get yourself some help. If you're in this scene and dealing, this scenario will most likely happen again. Get away from that toxic shit.
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>>681675355
>heroin
dude check for all stds, now!
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>>681678559
she fucks hobos for fix
fuck a hobo, yay or nay?
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>>681678927
This man is right. I miss how my ex fucked. God I miss it a lot. But if I had stayed for that, we would have both ended up in jail or dead. It's not worth it. Be glad you have fap material at least.
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>>681678298
You know exactly what I'm talking about. Fix it. Or embrace it, have a baby with her. We all know where that will go, and we both know what she's doing in rehab. She's going to break the news in person when she gets back.
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So.. since you guys seem somewhat interested in my life...

I have two girls in my life, and i've been thinking about them as one bein the lil devil on my sholder (pics related) and the other being the lil angel on my shoulder.

The other girl is super sexy as well, and she wants to be my gf but only if i get off heroin...

She's actually DTF on the low anytime, but has waited 6 months for me to be finished up with the devil, hasnt dated any other guy and literally doesnt want to have sex with anyone besides me...

Let me see if i can find the one pic i have of her... I'm actually a tits man, but dont get me wrong i love all shapes and sized, dont discriminate.. I have this thing about large areolas though.. and the angel girl has the sexiest nipples everrrr..

One sec while i try to find the pic of her.. and you guys tell me what i should do.
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>>681673777
if she's the kind of chick that has to go to rehab, she probably lies by default.
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>>681679236
I bet she doesn't even listen to the Stones....
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>>681679236
If she won't be with you until you kick the drugs, then she sounds like the winner. I just hope you don't walk all over her as dopeheads tend to do.
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still bumping with devil.. stay tuned for angel

One shitty thing is we were going to make a thread when she gets home where we take requests for pics together.. which would have been fun :P but im sure angel would be down too...
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>>681679236
Dude, you don't even need to show a pic. That's a fucking no brainier.

>sexy chick only wants you if you become a better person
>become better person
>get sexy chick
>????????
>profit
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>>681679236
>doesnt want to have sex with anyone besides me

are you always this gullible, OP?
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>>681679657
I have been where you have been. And I can tell you are going to give her another bangy bangy. Chicks love that because guys brains don't work when sex is involved. My ex kept me in a relationship a lot longer than I should have been by riding it like a demon.
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>angel

God i love dem tits
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Who are they?
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>>681673987
set up a hidden keylogger on your laptop, make up some excuse as to why she needs to log onto facebook, maybe ask her to send anything to your wall to test your notifications because they're not working properly. When you have her password wait a few days to log in to avoid suspicion and make sure to cover your tracks. Also at whatever cost make sure you do not seen any of her messages at a strange time. Goodluck
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>>681679829
Trust me bro, i know that sounds crazy..

But i'm not like a retard, i know how bitches are and i know the extremly unlikelyhood of this..

But she really doesn't she goes out to shows with my good friends and my sis and my cuz all the time, and we had a bad falling out due to drugs and stuff when we dated.. but still everyone is unpleasantly surprised that she wont fuck or even try to talk to anyone else...

its crazy..

But what do you guys think of angel?
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>>681680428

Sorry i;m a fewfag with shit like this..

But i would fucking love to do that...

How do i do it..?

But thoughts on ---> >>681680115
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>>681680115

lol bro

That first bitch has far superior tits. I think you fucked up your dick with too much drugs.
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I kind of thought Angel was gonna be fat or something. She's hot. And she wants you to get clean. I almost don't want you to pick her because maybe you'll relapse and fuck her head up. But you have to decide that you are worth it and she is worth it.
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>>681680865
oh trust me i fucking looooooove her tits...

its just something about her nipples... i like big aerolas i dont know why...
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>>681680778
I did it before to catch out some friends, I just googled "free hidden keylogger" or "keystroke recorder" and installed it. It will tell you which buttons to press to put the program into hidden mode where it doesn't show up in your running apps or inside of task manager. It saves everything typed to a notepad file. It also tells where they clicked so its like "url bar" "wwwfacebookcom" "herpassword123".

It's very easy even if you have no clue of computers
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>>681681203

I prefer the devil's nipples. got more of her?
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>>681681400
awesome...

like what was said before.. only hard part will be getting her to log in on her laptop when shes always on her phone...

maybe i can somehow fuck up her fb on her iphone so she is forced to log in on here
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>>681681812
Dude... listen to yourself. If you have to go through this much trouble then it doesn't really matter if she is lying or not. You don't trust her and you never will. You'll be rethinking her every move whether or not she is lying this time.
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That's for sharing them!
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>>681681572
theres no doubt the devils hotter... but angel is sweet and kind and doesnt do opiates.. and would do anything for me...

and her pussy is the tightest ive ever had which is dope..


but for some reason i'd rather be finger fucking devil with four fingers in her puss and my thumb up her ass while she chokes on my cock enough to almost puke... but she dont stop mang... she dont stop..
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>>681673777
the answer is yes she cheated on you.
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OP, you're not going to listen to any of the advice here. You're going to still stay with the addict and you'll be wonderful addicts together til you're both just wastes of space.

I wish you the best. I've given my advice as well as other anons. But you won't take it. Good luck man.

https://youtu.be/DhAe-_2xwPk that's you
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>>681682364
I kind of agree. Or he will bang the devil for a while longer until they nearly kill each other... then he'll try for the angel but fuck her over too and end up back with the devil and three lives will be wastes of space.
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She likes the fact that i want to lick her entire body... feet and armpits included

Im a.... hahaha almost said im a weirdo... forgot where i was xD

But she lets me do all the weird shit i like to do..

She never really had full anal sex before me, got her into it and now likes it and wants me in her ass from time to time...

she absolutly loves sucking my cock and shes fucking goooood at it...

she rides me for hours and no matter how long my opaite powered dick pounds her lil pussy she will never stop unless i either cum or take a few minutute break to let the drugs wear off a bit before diving back in... shes everything youd ever want sexually and so fucking hott...
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>>681678327
Depends if you want vd because fucking a chick who has been fucking junkies is how you get vd
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>>681682364
>>681682615

Damn... its sad when the fucked up shit said on here is true..

You guys are right... how can i assure im not going to do that :/

But ive been trying for so long and im still with her... wtf is wrong with me
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>>681683010
You think she is "out of your league" and you don't deserve better than a junkie slut who may or may not be lying to you and who you will never trust. Protip: you won't believe me but you do. You deserve to be clean. You deserve to be with someone who wants a "better you"
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>>681682777
neither of us have ever used needles...

the sad thing is shes not super junkie yet.. she still has a chance, and i do actually believe if i got clean she would want to stay clean with me...

but your right i prob will never trust her and she prob will relapse and lie to me and fuck
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>>681683443
You don't have to use needles to be a junkie slut who sleeps around to get a free fix. Don't be naive.
And notice that you used the word "Yet"
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>>681683688
meant the VD thing

and honestly shes been one of those boyfriend type of whores her whole life, just always had a bf who she fucks everyday since highschool..'

only been using with ex before me and me... so prob didnt fuck too many dudes for drugs yet cept us too
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niggerfucknigger
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>>681683896
I mean we mention VD and you say she doesn't use needles. But she is at rehab with tons of junkies who do and you don't trust her. You make more excuses than anyone I know!
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>>681684374
Yea i guess i do.. thought i was just further explaining the situation to you guys. but your right they just excuses
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>>681678274
so if they dont give detalis about their day they are lieing? i noticed that on some people, just wondering
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any more pics?
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>>681685017
Take it from my experience as an oldfag who has been in way too many relationships that dragged on too long. If you don't trust her then there is something wrong with her or with you. Either way, it's not worth it. If you spend your days questioning everything about her then she ain't right for you.
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>>681673777
Liars don't use contractions.
>> ie. I did not have sex with that woman
They also display conflicting physical motions, like nodding with head or hand while telling the lie.
They ask follow up questions using the same phrases words to asses the extent of the lie they need.
>> what makes you say that
A liar will usually be pretty lenient towards other liars, or people getting caught lying.

Consider what her reaction would be if she were telling the truth, like getting offended and compare from there
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>>681673777
shifting gaze or stance, looking to the right and/or up, delays in answering or trying to be indirect, playing with hair or fingernails, or avoiding eye contact
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>>681675444
Best advice, I have an old bud who was an addict, the "shit relationship' dynamic is there. House of cards type situation, don't stick around to discern truth from lie
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>>681686644
this is shit heroin addicts do even they haven't told a lie at all
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>>681673777
Focus on her blinks OP
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always answering your questions with an accusation and trying to turn around the questions on you
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>>681673777
Addicts are the greatest liars in the world, she's been lying to you guaranteed almost the whole time she's with you, you are so used to her lying mannerisms you'll have no idea
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>>681687155
you've just described all women, even ones who aren't cheating
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The fact that you don't trust her and keep checking her phone and fb means the relationship is fucked anyway. Might as well end it now and save yourself the trouble bud.
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>>681687300
hey im just saying my experience with catching a lying whore
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>>681675355
She was cheating on you already, from her pics tho it look seems like she was a very light user and not often I can't even see any track or anything, shes really skinny and a slim physique and has tits still, those are the first to go with heroin.
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>>681685973
I use them, I was a hardcorr addict for 8 years and always used a bit before that and am a perfect liar no joke, I can make myself seem like it's a lie if I want but honestly even my best friends or family can't ever tell being an addict and learning how to lie cheat steal and con comes with the territory
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>>681673777
You're dating a fucking addict?

Holy shit kill yourself OP you are a major fucking faggot. That should be a major red flag that you should forget about her from the get go buddy.
Stop being a fucking suck-up for pussy.
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