horrible suffering and torture for everyone

>>681669179
interesting. why?

>>681669253
why not? an hour on unimaginable terror for everyone will be fun

>>681669006
>Make Donald Trump the president
>watch WWIII unfold
>???
>profit

>>681669409
how is that fun? is "fun" what you would "need" or "request" for your last hour living?

If I'm going down I'm taking everything down with me. All that is was or ever will be will be destroyed and never brought back

make everyone pedophiliac

>>681669712
why

>>681669006
I use my powers to shitpost on the entire earth with dick statues being built

There would be dicks and tits everywhere and anyone who publicly enjoyed something would have everyone in there town tell them its shit and they need to kill them self

>>681669006
let every human on earth grow tastebuds in their asshole

>>681670029
I don't want to die how I lived. Alone.

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>>681669179
I second this, make it eternal, even more so to the people who still can be happy and/or are not emotionally scared in any way, then to convey a new body as my vessel as I pass away to perpetuate my dominion on the world, the only chance to stop me would befall on the hands of the few broken ones who know true desperation and still have force to cling onto this world as everything starts decaying into white void (would even give them the tools to stop me, just want to se if ther still is some hope for true ideals, romantic heroism and villainy)

Pay my fine for getting caught fucking on the Hollywood sign.
Go back in time and save Tupac's life.

>>681669006
>Kill everyone with more than five vowels in their full name
>Enforce a global apathy regarding gender/race
>Create new body
>Make everyone else in the world 2 inches shorter
>Transfer into new body

>>681670585
That is an excellent answer. Thank you Sir.

>>681671471
You're welcome I suppose

>>681669006
killing everyone is obvious
if i couldn't do this, then i would make every single person anxious

>>681669006
If im gonna die without reason is just fair and logic that i take EVERYONE with me to hell with faster merciless and painful tons of death : ^)

>>681669006
find much money
fly home
meet realtives
eat together
leave money there
fly to an ocean
leave

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>>681670842
Continued:
Life, stories and struggles have been tainted and made so tasteless, values have changed to watered down versions of themselves, our lifetime is pointless even to ourselves if we just stop and think about it, shit, I can't even enjoy sex anymore because of bursts of existential crisis mid-sex, would give all just to generate one final adventure, an adventure to give taste and if not a global meaning, a personal one to those who have fell into darkness unwillingly and just punish everything and anyone else in existence for not stopping it before it occurs

>>681669006
since omniscient, out corrupt politicians in all countries by inciting mobs near their homes. have mobs support good people who will do good work. then bang christina hendricks for last 30 seconds, cuase that's all i'd need

1 hour sex session with all the girls im interested in

Surprised no one has said this

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>>681669006
Give myself the power to change destiny/future events/time and immortality.

/thread

>>681673492
cuz you could do that right now - no need for superpowers
believe in yourslef

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>>681674054
Don't loooooooose your waaaaaay.

Make 4chan the new world government. Only people who have previously posted can make post and potentially make decisions. Dubs decide.

>>681674054
Just bee urself :^)

>>681674810
that is actually a bad advice
>be the person you want to be

>>681669654
if you don't see why that would be fun then you're a fucking normie

>>681669179
I wish this everyday

I'd lose track of time and spend the whole hour trying to decide what to do and procrastinating.
And to answer your "why" if I knew that I wouldn't be wasting this time right now answering questions like this.

I don't get it. Too many people here want humanity to suffer before they leave.

Why?

Hate never solved any problems. And you won't find peace after revenge.
It will leave your soul empty - questioning what really means something to you.

Obviously too many retards here are underage and/or never did something wrong on purpose. Otherwise shit would look different here.

capcha: trains

>>681676272
It's a longing to be understood. Maybe if they suffer like I do, I'll feel like I belong.

>>681669006
kill all guys with bigger dicks than me

Rape. Everyone.

>>681669006
I make humanity inmortal during that hour, that way, i will survive

>>681676723
the best people to unterstand one are family or people in the same position.

harming everyone wont get you empathy. it will get you more isolation for your doings.

>>681676926
For some reason I don't think you thought this through

Two options:

If I can transfer in a new body to escape death in a hour, I ll spend that hour creating the body I want, and manipulating people and future events to ensure I can do eveything I want for myself. If I have spare time, also manipulate events to make the world a better place (ending trouble in middle east, pushing progressive in china, ending reign of money in russia, ending corruption everywhere...)

If I can t transfer in a new body, search for the 25 better people on earth, based on their way of thinking and how close they ae to their principle.
Do the same thing as above but for thoses people.

>>681676272
What the fuck are you talking about souls? Kill all, then die. You're dead, that's it, no souls, no nothing, dead in the fucking ground.
Back to the question I'd probably go on a killing spree and hopefully set a world record.

Rape hillary clinton and fire all the nukes

>>681677448
what is left after you is the thing that matters, doesn't it?

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>>681669006
I'd make a guide on how to become an omniscient being like me.

>>681670252
hahaha

Prepare the events for the Second Impact.

>>681676272
Hate is a force and any force can be used to solve problems more or less efficiently and with more or less collateral damage.

>>681678407
>implying it is the best option

>>681669006
Make friends

>>681669006
suppose i would make all the world understand how much of a bitch my ex wife was, and make them kick her when they see her.

also make the world believe my son is a god.

if I can't change I will die in an hour, this will be my legacy.

"Full power" is not technically full power if I cannot prevent myself from dying after the hour has passed

>>681669006
Ur mom

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>>681669006
launch the nukes. all of them.

Rape girl of dreams then change the laws of physics so everyone has a random power. After that I proclaim myself god, express disgust in the human race and kill myself

Get nonepts

Become the great shit poster to have ever lived. Proclaim myself the one true god and become an hero.

>>681678034
Pretty sure that would kill you, that's not a magic shroom

>>681669006
>trump president
>all muslims dead
>make Dawn syndrom into a airborn virus
>pigeon shit is now acid
>4chan is only site on internet
>Hitler alive
>replace all tooth paste with my semen
just a few ideas

>>681680346
Kys

>>681681467
Demonstrate faggot

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>>681669006
A threebillionsome

>be me
>have infinite power over humanity for 1 hour.
>give them ultimate intelligence and open all of their chakras

>>681682282
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in gfs vagoo, send help

>>681669006
If I'm gonna be dead in an hour, so will everyone else.

Maybe the next species to develop intelligence to rival ours will be better for this rock.

>>681682960
That works too but AIDS will take longer and be more painful

Oh man I'd be murdering ppl. Robbing places. Probably torturing animals. Also eating everything I've wanted

>>681683477
Condom is confirmed intact, send help

>>681682583
That would be badass

>clone boxxy

fap

>>681669006
bring back smallpox

Get quints

>>681669006

destroy every degenerate, eliminate the worlds financial elite and instill a sense of unity and pride for the human race among the people who still exist in hopes of creating a future utopia.

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>>681670585
Hey buddy, wanna talk?

>>681670252
Already are tastebuds in the arsehole but ok.

>>681672717
This would be awesome, like actually awe-inspiring, as apposed to what awesome means now.

>>681669410
What a moron. You think WWIII would unfold within one hour of Trump's presidency?

make everybody's dick fell off ....

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>>681669006
>everyone on planet earth, every living thing, yes everything simultaneously deficates at the same time.

Shit everywhere

Laugh

Die

I'd give myself dubs

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>Make CP legal
>Launch fake nukes, make them launch real nukes
>Destroy ISIS
>Fuck Yolandi
>Make a huge arena that's indestructible
>I'd find Jesus in heaven, bring back Hitler to life and give Hitler amazing power, make him immortal
>Put them both in an Arena
>Watch as Hitler destroys Jesus the Jew.

>>681669006
I'll make a Noah's Arc with humans. Just a couple of the best kind of every human race. RACE, not ethnicity. I would erase their religious beliefs and anything that could make them hate themselves in an early age. Finally, I would leave them in an enormous library with all the useful knowledge that humanity has made so far, removing history since it wouldn't matter anymore and they'll be free to go.

>>681669006
I would offer a very lucrative severance package to every employee at the DMV. If they wish to leave, they would be able to and encouraged to. Then I would replace them with highly educated and enjoyable people. All DMVs would be air conditioned and seating would be comfortably accommodate everyone present.

I would then force congress to pass the Enjoyable DMV act, where DMV would be given funding appropriations to continue operating in a way where they can ensure a consistent pleasant experience for all of the citizenry.

>>681669006

Blinding, purest happiness. The kind you get when you hear amazing news. I'd fill their heads with the knowledge of who I was. Everything I did and everything and everyone I've ever known or loved or hated. I'd tell them all at once that although I am dying they are not, and that my final wish is for people to put their religions and creeds aside and begin peace talks for good. I would tell them how much I loved them and how beautiful this world can be and how amazing it would be if we threw off the shackles of if ignorance and hate and became one whole human species again, like we were supposed to be. Then id apologize for interrupting what they were doing previously. And then I would thank them. All the while making them feel the warm glow of the sun even if where they were it was midnight.


man thatd be fucking cool. I really want to do that.

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>>681685703
thank you

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>>681669006
>Teleport to Akihabara
>spend 30 minutes enjoying everything
>Teleport to Seoul, Korea
>spend 20 minutes enjoying everything as I did before, teleporting around and such
>Teleport to Dongducheon, a bit north of Seoul where I lived for some years
>spend the last 10 minutes reminiscing about the better times and finding myself a remote spot to die in
>????
>die happy
My only regret is that it will be night time.

Unleash a plague that kills everything non-white and non asian in pain over a week

>>681669006
change how time is defined.
make an hour last a year or some shit

>>681686332
he said humanity not physics

go on tv convince everyone who believes in an afterlife that if they want to get in they have to go now. Solve population issues. End most wars.

>>681669006
I spend the first 50 min. Stretching so that I can suck my own dick before I die. The last 9 min are spent sucking hopefully. That leaves 1 min to come and swallow

>>681686562
>implying how time is defined isn't made up by humans

>Kill every last jap
>Cleanse the earth
>Nut one last time
>Keel over and die

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Make all humans and everything we have ever created suddenly vanish, we are the cancer of our planet.

>>681686675
most?

>>681687113

get off the computer grandpa the age of racisim is dying

>>681674423
Kek

>>681669006
Stop time create another universe with different time flow. 1000 years = 1hour in our world. Do all The shit i want. Fuck everyone i want cause i can create every bitch i want

Convince my roommate to have sex with me

>>681687503
you have power over people/humanity, not over the fucking universe

>>681687281
>Age of racism is dying
Nevar

>make everyone believe that an hour is an eternity
>7 billion minds working at once changes the fabric of the universe
>claim I am the god-king of the universe
>an hero

>>681669006
I would make anime real.