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>>681668461

>>681668461
So, which one is the girl?

>>681668631

Keks for the photo but really, anon, what're you up to today?

drinking beer and feeling sorry for myself

>>681668461
On lunch break. About to go back into work and work on these retards computers

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im locked in my room with my dick out

180 pounds 5'2" and a half with receding hairline and 24 years old...

Post your dicks. Both. Yes, the trap one too.

>>681668461
you have such a cringe face
why the fuck did you tattoo it, retard

Of all the things you could've had tattooed on your face and you decide to have an anchor... Jesus Christ...

>>681670545
he refuses 2 sink

>>681668461
>face tattoo

JUST

Face tattoos are fine, anchors are not

Hipster faggot I bet ur drinking pbr or a microbrew

>>681670545
Lol he could of tattoo'd the actual Jesus Christ and you'd say the exact same shit, you are useless on here as much as you are in real life

>>681668461
why does your girlfriend have an jewish fish hook tattooed on face

>>681668461
Good God you look like a fuckin tool. And you girl friend looks like your little brother.

>>681668461
Youre not even ugly... WHY THE FUCK, I mean, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK were you thinking when you tattoed that fucking shit in your face???

Anyone who tattos their face is a fucking retard same with neck you will never look professional when it is needed

i didnt know that the hobbits were allowed to leave bag end.

>>681670799
If he'd tattooed Jesus on his face at least it'd have meaning. An anchor on your face is probably the worst tattoo you could get.

>>681670799
Only OP could've had his jimmies rustled like this, I see you OP

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Oh god
this shit

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>>681670946
>your girl friend looks like your little brother

Sitting in my room with my dog drinking beer and avoiding the nasty wind outside. Might have to brave it soon or drink a beer that I opened 5 days ago

yeah I'm an alcoholic

>>681668461
Did you ever have any naval background? Why would you tattoo an anchor on your face

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you guys are cute

>>681671268
U have a beer opened FIVE days ago?
Top fucking kek
Also, my grandma is more 'alcoholic' than this
-she is dead

>>681668461
You ugly bastards

>>681668461
You look like a pair of raging lesbians

>>681671499
You clearly don't know how to read so I'll explain it to you.

He said hed have to drink the five day old beer or go outside. Not that he's had the same beer for five days.

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make her suck you off like this then share video

>>681671668
Nononono reread his post
He says 'open

>>681671499
Well I think it was five days ago, I'm not really sure. I opened it and passed out, it's almost full.

Wait did you think I've been drinking the same beer for five days? Come on man.. Are you retarded?

>>681671978
Opened.

It says opened.

You really can't read can you?

Playing video games,doing some laundry, bout to go to college

>>681668461

What does that tattoo symbolize?

I have seen another person with that on their face and I was curious.

>>681668461
How much to have my pic taken holding the monkey?

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>>681671990
Not much
Also, you both misunderstood me
Probably I expressed myself badly
Bad English, not my first language

>>681668461
Nose ring? You mean gf/gf

>>681672072
>>681671990
>>681671668
I apologize
Will learn fucking english
Fuck

>>681672300
Jesus it's not even a matter of learning. If you don't understand past tense in a word at this point then you should probably stick to your home tongue dude.

>>681672195
>>681672300
That might help when posting on an English speaking image board.

What filthy peasant language do you speak normally?

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leave our boards, filthy nigger!

>>681672616
French of course
Best language ever

>>681668461
i hope you're happy together
have a nice day

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In the studio tonight. Also should pick up meds tonight.

Libtards

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>>681668461
fucking my ex in my Buster suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPiEVyd3-4k

I too am sipping 'Grolsch' beer from a bottle while in bed here in the united kingdon on my laptop

>>681670946
Kek. Fuckkk

>>681672756
Debatable. At very least, French is not a peasant language. Unlike most Americans I actually like the French. You are our oldest and most beloved ally.

Now remove kebab before I change my mind about you hon hon hon.

nice cringe thraedh

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>>681668461
>Just post what you're up to.
>Sick of all the fucking cancer.
>P.S: 6" 2 uncut master race reporting in.

Your post is as cancerous as it gets.

>GF looks like a man
>GF also slightly looks like a monkey
>You have an anchor on your face, everyone instantly thinks of Wanker
>Everyone internally laughing at you
>You think you're cool
>Everyone thinks you're a tool
>You're the cancer
>Give your monkey GF your 6" banana
>Wank, I mean, Anchor

>>681668694
Kek

>>681668461
OP spelled brother wrong

>>681673489
>like a monkey
completely lost my shit

>>681668461
She's cute as can be, dudes good looking. lol at you basementers always hatin and gettin b8td

>>681668461

You are the cancer.

Nobody gives a fuck what anyone is up to.

>>681673675
Hi OP
Hows the day, retard

I'm gonna use this picture for a cringe thread, kekk

>>681671148
Shouldn't there be a " W" just to the left of that anchor?

>>681673675

She's cute as a shaved chimp can be

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>>681674218
No.

>>681674309
You prob fap to Scarlett johmanson or traps yet you comment this kek

>>681668461
You're definately the cancer. I wouldn't loan you a bullet to kill yourself.

>>681674562
>kek
hes mad

>>681668461
Well just chilling right now, gonna go and get a beard trimmer.
Why the anchor tattoo? you obviously are not a fucking sailor.
You obviously got city hands Mr. Cooper

>>681668461

Welcome to Portland, Oregon

>>681675315
Mr. Hooper*

>>681668461
>inb4 don't comment on my appearance
>puts face in pic related
gtfo tard

>>681668461
Y'all look cool to me , would hang out and get wastey

>>681668461
You're both uncut?
Does having an anchor tattooed on your face confirm your gayness?

>>681668461
I'm leaving work.
You know, a job.
Wait - you hipster douchelords wouldn't know anything about that.

>>681674562
Least they're all homosapiens. More than I can say about the vomit-on-legs that's pegging you, ya chimp shaggin tosspot

I would bang the guy on the left. Yes Im a fag what the fuck is the problem. No, fuck you. Fuck you anon.

>>681668461
I'm a school and I wish I were dead

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>>681670582
Underrated post

>>681676381
>being a school
>being people
kek

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>>681670946
I enjoy this

I'm browsing /b/, OP. I own my own small law firm. So, I'm losing money by the bucketful as I sit here scrolling. In about an hour, I'll hit the gym. Can't run today bc I'm still beat up from Sunday's 31-mile trail ultramarathon. Might possibly do some road cycling. Not sure my quads are really up for it yet, though.

My little Asian gf has English classes tonight, so I'll probably get somewhat drunk and play xbone.

Thanks for asking, OP. Don't let them get you down. ALL tattoos are terrible, IMO. Even the ones that the people criticizing you have on their arms or wherever.

>>681668461
Just got home from work. Currently helping my kids with their homework.

>>681670799
I would actually cuz jc is a dumb face tattoo. If you're going to tat your face, at least make it intimidating and not gay af

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>>681676620
Hi /lit
Good try

who do you want to win the Stanley Cup, OP?

>>681668461
I just got home from work, Im about to take a shower and wash all this rusty water off my skin and then probably watch some youtube or try to level a little more in league of legends while skyping with my gf.

Also don't listen to all the faggots in this thread.
They're all saying:
>I would never do that to myself so you shouldn't either.
Fuck them, they don't rule you. Be yourself. I would personally never get a face tattoo but I don't stoop so low as to judge those who decide they want to.

If I ever get a face tattoo it will definitely be 666 on my forehead in the hebrew alphabet, because Hail Satan.

>>681670582
That's not what an anchor symbolizes.
Anchors are earned only by crewing a ship on an Atlantic crossing. And you would never get it on your fucking face.
>source
I'm Sailorfag, I've earned one, haven't felt the urge to get it yet.

Fuck off all you faggots taking our tattoos, making them mean nothing or some bullshit you dreamed up.

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>>681676814
You may very well be the most the stupid person I have ever seen on this God forsaken bored, please just stream your suicide

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>>681677147
You're being too nice for a place like this, leave for your sake

>>681676871
I've watched this somewhere between 20-30 times in a row. Thanks

>>681677147
You mean the Monster energy drink logo?
>i c u

>>681677181
He earned one too you faggot, he paid to get it on his face aka earned it. Stupid sailor faggot "I earned it" lol yes LOL

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>>681677410
shut your trap niggerfaggot, I've been here since before the great boxxy war and in the old days we were nice and total faggots to whoever we chose

in this case I decided to encourage op because of all the faggots in this thread telling him how to live his own life

to you I'll say dox yourself so I can freeze a piece of shit and then come stab you to death with it and fuck the sucking, bleeding shit-wounds as I spit into your mouth and watch the light die out in your eyes
you're not my master, you don't tell me what to do
kys faggot

>>681668461
Your face tattoo is fucking stupid and your gf isn't cute with that haircut. Also you're a lying fucking bitch cuz I live near the inner harbor and it's raining so fuck you faggot

>>681668461

"girlfriend" seems a gay man

>>681668461
>Voted for Obama
>Sees great potential in a Clinton or Sanders presidency
>Took his girlfriend to see 'The Vagina Monologues'
>Bought a guitar that is never played

kys

>>681668461
whos the 12 year old boy?

>>681677202
If I'm the dumbest person you've ever seen on this board, you haven't been here nearly long enough boyo

>>681668461
Your girlfriend looks like a boy

>>681668461
She fucks black people behind your back and you enjoy it you cuck fuck.

>>681678409
yeah sort of
it would be the same but not as stylized and certainly not fuckin green lmao

it would mainly be for the purpose of scaring small christian children and teenagers into thinking I'm possessed

>>681668461
Which one is you op?

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>>681668461
I'm form the USA but I'm currently hanging out with my long distance gf in Canada. We just came from the hospital because she had to get stitches cause she cut her hand open with an exacto blade.

OP what job do you and your gf have?

>>681682703
Come on anon let's be honest, that's just what you fantasize is going on.

>>681684384
Your mom gets fucked by black people as you watch in "horror"

>>681676324
eloquent turn of phrase there my man.

well done indeed.

>>681685031
I'm sure you'd love to see that

>>681668461
Boyfriend*
fixed

>>681685244
Your dad gets fucked by black girls as you watch in disapprove because you wish they were black guys

>>681668743
>6"2 uncut
>uncut master race

ok then buddy, just go away

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>>681668461
Fuck you faggot. Your soul patch looks stupid, you're probably a cuck, and your girlfriend looks like that little kid from Malcom In The Middle

Pic relate: your girlfriend

>>681668461
fake ass, nigger bait, bullshit faggotry. Get out.

>>681668461
What does a jazz quartet sipping a beer or 3 sound like?

>>681674490
fuckin wanker

Getting ready for another day of mind numbing customer service and shit. Anyone wanna do something online??

>>681668461

Gettin ready for work /b/ro thanks for asking.

Just started new job as bar manager so shits pretty sweet.

Enjoy the beers.

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I'm just here playing dark souls and talking to friend. Honestly, I think face and neck tats are not the way to go, but I'm getting the sigil of necronomicon, so I'm not one to judge tattoos.

>pic related is it.