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>>681658858
I got you fam.

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These captchas are killing me.

Feel my cum bitch boi

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goddamn street signs

same broke up with gf of 5 years yesterday. feels pretty good actually.

>>681659640
God dammit...... :(

Recently got out of a two year relationship with a 9/11 who turned out to be a super controlling manipulative bitch. I know your feels OP

>>681660472
Story?

Today I'm going to court to become a registered sex offender for 25 years and a felon for life. I'm 21 years old. Hows that for feels OP

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>>681658858

"You know what you have to do."

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---- /b/ is going to love this. 28.4.16 Day op was not a fag http://expirebox.com/download/8ff52e0d5c5058f688099956ccbd0c2e.html <3

>>681660738
What is it?

>>681660607
What happened?

>>681658858
>Be me
>Never had gf
/thread

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>>681660635

"Magnificent idea!"

>>681659365
>it's sad cause his wife died
>he still painted happy trees
> ;^(((

No more feels?

>>681660607
Story?

>>681660607
tell your tale /b/rother

>>681658858
>>681645217
she will make you feel better

>>681661594
Have you ever tried?

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Anyone else care to share!

>>681663619
Great

>>681660607
Tell us

>>681660101
Story

fuck that cunt

>>681660738
Spam

>>681664735
Which cunt?

>>681664450
Indeed

:) cheer up *hugs*

>>681664186
Yeah, cmon guys

>be me
>have shit life
>Beta as fuck
>Any girl I've ever been with has cheated on me
>I am the cucklord
>Decide to change that
>Go out and get fit
>Tries to improve personality to become likeable, not some robot autist
>Eventually become friends with lots of chicks and get with like 2
>Meet 9/11
>Smartest person I've ever met
>Small but Hot as fuck
>Has this beautiful way with language
>I'm blown away
>Literally
>Bitch punches me in the face first time I met her, cause I was at a party and some guy dared me to go up to shorty and smack the booty
>Months later we get close
>She convinces me I am the Ultra Chad
>Says I am scum of the earth manwhore
>Insecure, naive little me believes crazy lady cause her ass is hotter than a thousand suns
>Next minute we start dating, as she tries to "fix" me
>She manipulates me into thinking I am the worst human to have ever existed and that anything she does is for my own good
>Fast forward few months
>Forces me to promise never to drink alcohol
>She forces me to cut off all female friends
>She claims they are whats holding me back and making me a terrible person
>I love her and I'm a weak ass shit so I do
>She forces me to create new facebook account
>Only allowed to add 20 people
>Forces me to text her non-stop all day everyday without a break, from when I wake up till I sleep, which means I don't pay attention in class
>Steals phone off me and goes through text history
>Makes out like I had been flirting with other girls 3 months in relationship even though I've cut everyone off
>Acts like I am the worst bf ever
>Spend entire life savings on two necklaces for her with matching ear ring sets
>Gives her head every week
>Never receives anything sexually except occasionally have sex, but never allowed to nut

>>681664858
Thanks, if only you were a girl, haha

>>681664990
I am, XD. 'cept, being on 4chan, nobody will believe me XD

so, anyone care to share some insight on the matter?

>meet girl online
>text for a month
>decide to meet up
>live 150 miles away from each other
>spend 3 days together
>have sex
>seeing each other continues for the next 5 months
>she breaks things off with me just before christmas
>we had plans
>tells me after NYE she's back with her ex
>3 months pass without any form of contact
>slowly start texting again
>get a lot of "ive missed you" texts one day
???

>>681664947
Leave her

>>681665147
She is a man in disguise. Trust no one.

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>>681664947
>>Gives her head every week

>>681665254
haha, her body did look like a girl though

>>681665122
Proof?

>>681664947

Totes Beta man. Ge a grip.

>>681660520 >>681660472 >>681664947
>Flash forward a couple more months

>Mother diagnosed with Breast Cancer
>Parents are getting a Divorce

>Middle of Year 12 Exams

>Flips her shit because I hooked up with a girl once 4 months before our relationship and it somehow affects her

>Sends me into depressive anxiety state cause of all the cumulative bullshit

>Dont eat for 2 weeks

>Stay at home vomiting and wasting muscle
>Fail year 12 exams, because of her and her bullshit

>Still acts like I’m some sort of tumour on society when I sacrifice all my friends and social life and money and education because of her

>Fuckit.exe

>Go to leavers, which is a massive end of high school fuckfest

>Everyone there is fucking like rabbits and getting wasted

>With her after she calms down expecting the best sex ever experienced by a human to make up for all the bullshit she's put me through

>No sex for the whole trip

>Spent entire time giving her head
>YAYfuckingkillme.jpeg

>Mothers cancer worsens

>Go to valedictory dinner for end of highschool
>Mum nearly dies

>Family goes fucking mental

>Meanwhile she has a breakdown cause I didn't text her for a day

>More constant conditioning to make me feel like scum

>She begins to start beating me

>Screams and yells at me more 

>Threatens me and hits me often
>Something snaps

>I spend two months working up the courage to dump her


>>681665292
then she is a figment of your imagination. :)

>>681664947
>never allowed to nut

shit nigger you need to hold her down and squirt it in her, or pull out and let her have it right in the face

>>681665380
if that were the case i wouldn't have cried for a whole week straight i guess

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>>681665323
I'm a girl. i know girls.

My advice:

leave the bitch and find a better one.

>>681660520 >>681660472 >>681664947 >>681665363
>Finally make her some friends because she has none
>Iwonderwhy.meme
>Probably because she's violent and abusive to everyone
>Three days later she loses friends I made her because she fractured ones ankle and almost crushed their windpipe because she thought they were trying to flirt with me even though they had a bf
>Finally ignore 9/11 for 4 days straight (longest time without her for whole relationship)
>All her lies begin to unravel
>See old friends who show me truth
>”Dickweed, you’ve spent what were meant to be two of the best years of your life with a lying manipulative psychopath who victimised herself at every given opportunity”
>I’ve been misled and fucked over
>Snap
>Try to dump her
>She threatens to have me kicked out of University if I leave her
>Heregoesnothing.iso
>She goes around Uni convincing people that I beat her and that I was an abusive boyfriend
>Somehow instantly turns new friend group against me
>Oh well
>After 2 years of being treated like shit I can at least walk away from it knowing that I eat pussy like nobody’s business

>>681665363
Good on you for getting out

>>681659420
if be true.. just awarded me 1 point of regained humanity

>>681658858
no, fuck you

>>681665147
bump

if we text, she always refers to something we experienced, or makes some sexual innuendo, mentions something funny only we had.

funny thing is, she broke up with her ex, slept with some guy for 2 weeks, tried to get back with her ex but failed , started things with me and then got back with her ex again

>>681665523
Thanks

If you're unsure, it's probably not the right relationship for you to be in

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>>681658858
the whole world is haunted by dead shit and I am blamed by strangers and family alike for ur goddamn fairytail spirit guides. im sory, thank you and your fucking welcome... been stabbed by a man with a rams head.. ANYBODY GOT SIMILAR FEELS?

I hoped i helped :3 <3

>>681659509
Dude, this is feels thread not cringe thread

hey, at least you had one

>>681665287
Gonna need that sauce fam

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Lets all just post some cute kitten gifs. everybody likes kittens

>>681665954
You did

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>>681659640
extra sad because cancer is only a meme

>>681665590
>After 2 years of being treated like shit I can at least walk away from it knowing that I eat pussy like nobody’s business

Glad to see you didn't lose your sense of humor. Now that you've survived a crazy bitch, everything else should look easier by comparison.

>>681665590
10/10 better romance story than twilight.

>>681666159
One of the oldest videos on the internet

http://www.xvideos.com/video50195/herma_have_vagina_penis

check it!

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>>681666877
Checked

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>>681658858
>>Just broke up with my feels /b/. I need a GF thread.

>>681659450
Fuck man i can't take this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb4qyuR7_cc

>>681665929
Sounds more like a psychosis than a feel....

>>681659813
Jesus Christ, man, that's terrible and beautiful. Why is there so much dust in my eyes suddenly

>>681659450

Defo cake

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>>681667009
now ur getting it cowboy

aaand shes texting me

why

>>681668222
i'm this guy >>681665147

she just randomly texted me something remotely funny

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>>681668222
MY TRIPS DONT LIE BRO....

my best friend who i got unrequited love for got married two months ago, when does it stop hurting?

>>681668318
What she say?

>>681668407
When she gets bored with him and you fuck her

>>681668432
sent me a pic from her on some reddit thread, i jokingly told her that someones fapping to that
and she responded with quote "i hope its you <3"

what the hell is wrong with thag irl

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>>681668407
Once you find the willpower to do something about it.

I'm in a position where I'm considering ending it with my gf of 2 years. Everything is fine and we get along... but that's about it, it's just mediocre.
There is no spark, I don't feel like I can talk about things that are important and I don't think
we really 'get' each other. Maybe I am too idealistic in what I can expect from a gf, but it doesn't feel right anymore.
It appears I'm too mentally weak to end it anyway. Any advice from you guys who have ended your relationships?
I've done the same in the past, where I've stayed in a relationship longer than I should have. I don't get how people move on so easily.

>>681668747
then end it bro
no need it dragging along if youre not happy with it
but be a gentleman about it

>>681668627
Ask her why she hopes it's you

>>681668846
good idea

>>681659337
>I am a 15 year old

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Does anyone have the story about Craig the bodybuilder?

That one always hit me in the feels. Anyways here's a story from me.
>be me
>5
>dad starts getting sick
>he literally drank his life away
>he was a chronic alcoholic
>we move from nice house in North Carolina to rinky-dink duplex in New Jersey
>dad is always in good spirits, saying how he'll beat his illness and go back to his job as a truck driver
>he was my hero (and still is)
>about a year later
>6
>things begin taking a turn for the worst
>he's beginning to get incredibly skinny
>confined to only his hospital bed (which we put in our dining room) and a wheelchair
>I start my first day in school
>my mom wheels him out with me as I sprint through the house to get to me bus
>before I get on the bus, I look behind me
>my mom is smiling while my dad has the biggest, goofiest smile I've ever seen
>says "I'm proud of you Anon."
>one month later
>playing vidya
>Sonic or whatever
>sister rushes upstairs
>"Anon. Daddy's dead."
>she faints
>she wakes up after a while and we both go downstairs
>I see my dad with the same big smile he had when she saw get on the bus for my first day of school
>eyes are pointed in different directions (found out why about 4 years later)
>"Dad!" I yelled, bawling my eyes out, "Please wake up!"
>I climbed onto his bed and next to his warm yet lifeless body
>"You're not dead, daddy! Please wake up!"
>my mom pulls me off him and I spend the next week or two crying and being incredibly sad though I didn't fully comprehend the situation

Even all these years, I still think of my dad and the day he said he was proud of me. I'll never forget those five words. He was my hero and always will be.
R.I.P. My Father: 1966-2006

>>681668747
If you aren't happy with how things are going, try to improve them. Try talking to her about important things, see how it goes. If it's not gonna work then get out. The easiest way to break up with a girl is to get her to break up with you.

>>681668747
Just do it, you've lost something that was once there. Deal with all the issues as they arise.

>>681669080
>The easiest way to break up with a girl is to get her to break up with you.
thats the most shittiest reason ever man

just be gentle about it, talk, try to work it out, if it doesnt work, just say that youre not content with going on
thats it

>>681660028
Fuck. Just fucking fuck. Fuck. :(

>>681668627
If you are this concerned about why she is texting you, you need to ask her. Don't bother trying to figure out a woman's motivations on your own.

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>>681668318
hmmm that could go either way man. id say if she was cool about it and didn't seem like she was enjoying it or milking it, then maybe give her a chance, but keep ur guard up.. but hoes generally just want to be wanted.. the ex thing, again could go eitherway. people miss those they loved, she coulda just really wanted her dude back, which u cant fault someone for sometimes. but that's deff a redflag that she might be fishing for feels.. people like to effect people, it makes them feel like they matter or are important or wanted or just to have power(god complex) her telling u she was with him could be a huge redflag, but if she made sence when she explained her feels about both of u, then like I said, keep ur wits up, but if shes worth risk(they almost NEVER are and they almost ALWAYS WILL ACT LIKE THEY ARE WORTH THE RISK) if she worth it then let her attempt to court u or whatever.. BUT don't make a move early.. don't do anything twards getting back together, that's on her....fly true my sweet prince...how beta or alpha u are changes the game entirely, but that set of rules should deff help, they know that game, but our minds are faster and better, they have no heart tho, they will gut u sooner than ud even say "no thanx dear"

>>681669173
It's definitely shitty, but it's really easy. Also I find that they are less likely to hold a grudge if they feel like they ended it.

>>681668945
Glad I could help

>>681669348
damn, good advice anon but yeah
the reason she went back to him was, so she told me, that she got scared from me telling her that i took a couple of years to get over my ex and she didn't want her ex to take that time too.

but no idea why she's suddenly texting me kiss and heart smileys out of the blue, she only did that when we were dating, not once when we things broke up between is
shits confusing man

>>681669585
her answer was "was just mumbling some stuff"

what the hell

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>>681669644
I have no idea

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>>681669807
me neither, this shit is too confusing.
need to delete her.
thanks for listening though anon, have a good one.

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>>681669598
dude...........the fuck?
>she got scared from me telling her that i took a couple of years to get over my ex and she didn't want her ex to take that time too
>she didn't want her ex to take that time too
>she didn't want her ex to take that time too
>shits confusing man.....

shes out for blood or shes legally retarded bro....

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>>681670084
she's at the very least not sure what she wants

and now she's going for the "what are you doing" small talk approach
what, is her boyfriend not available right now? am i supposed to text her while hes back from taking a shit?
jesus christ

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>>681670349
bumping for you

Bumping for every soul out there

>>681669933
Take care of yourself

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>>681669598
still me. if u don't get what I mean il explain..lol nobody would think some shit that dumb.. she didn't want her bf to take along time to get over her so she just dropped a new dude to get back with him so he wouldn't take a long time to get over her.. and she knows u took a long time... so shes not only using something that u might turn into"ur fault" but she fucking nose u might take a long time to get over her.........that's what they want foo.. my moneys on shes a cunt. if this was confusing to u, u don't really wana try to beat her by playing her game, just stop caring about her is probly the best thing u can do and it will sting her plenty.. girls are bullys man...not all, but this girl has to be....

Reality sucks so much ass it has no redeeming qualities.

>>681670615
yeah well, it really showed after those 3 months of no contact, when we started texting slowly, that one day i got all those "ive missed you in my life" texts

showing her that i do not need her in my life, that i can live without her somehow keeps her at bay i guess

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>>681670162
dude if she told u hes shitting and ur talking to her... then ur just gona get played and u need to play hard to get enough that she will cheat with u, then be ok when she breaks ur heart.. ur getting fucked around bro. u don't wana buy it cus u want the puss and u want the love.. she has no real love to give and she has a pussy just like many many manymanymanymany girls...

>>681670953
nah, i alread got the puss, ive already been played with as a rebound

just confuses the fuck out of me why shes still texting, even in a humorous way, with me

>>681659450
obviously a fake story

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>>681670835
yes bro... this isn't a game u wana learn this late in life(assuming ur an adult of really any age) if ur in school, fine fuck it, learn to play dipshits games and u can get some stuff out of it, but some girls don't just loose and limp away, if u make them feel that they lost, they will just say u raped them....if ur not versed in this fucking game already u don't need to be. u should probly just wait for a nicer girl to come around. how do u tell that? I don't fucking know..lol

>>681671448
i probably should yeah, meanwhile, i'm just gonna have to cut it off once and for all wit hthis girl
she had her chance to chose me, she didn't and now she shouldnt resort to keeping me on a leash just for the eventuality that she breaks up with her guy again.

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>>681671169
its not confusing. shes playing u.. gotn the pussy already makes no diff other than u don't need to get a lay out of it cus u already have... shes fucking u around.
>>681671448

>>681671733
guess that's the case yeah
not gonna get fucked around twice though
thanks man

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>>681670797
Reality is literally nothing but your perception of the world. Change your way of thinking, and you change reality.

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>>681671566
>>681671733
both our dubs don't lie bro. yes she could just be doing that, which is gross to so forget her. best thing to do is be nice but stay uninterested.. just remember all the shit we said here today, she will try to outweight that with chances of ass and love and shit.. just remember u know for sure now that she is rank..loll u should be fine young prince

>>681672009
I don't believe I can change my way of thinking.

>>681672174
will do man will do, thanks a lot

>>681672276
With that attitude you can't. It's not easy, it takes consistent effort. But it can be done brother.

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>>681672009
easy for u to say asshole...

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>>681672596
cp confirmed

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>>681672367
anytime my friend. and aways trust u more than anyone els...

>>681672528
What kind of effort are you talking about?
Are you talking about "Seeing the silver lining" and similar things? Because that's nothing more than brainwashing oneself, and I can't accept that.

>>681672883
MODS!!!

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>>681666345

naaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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>>681672883
real classy...

I'm gonna contribute, can any screenshot this and post it?
> be young
> be happy
> I'm playing on the computer
> at the time where I am called I get nervous
> dad tells me to sit down
> mom is there
> gets told she has lung cancer from smoking
> Cry's
> go to school tell a few freinds
> later she has sugury
> gets lung removed
> hears it is stage 4
> Cry's again
> she has gone bald and had radiation
> she grows her hair back and had a few surgeries
> gets sick a lot
> mfw she is on 20 pills a meal
> well she is doing good now but it can change

Thanks for reading!

>>681669036
holy shit,got me crying man

>>681672894
sure man
she's telling me stuff like shes unsure about "us", not sure how she's suppose to arrange all of this

just has to end man

Don't worry about me,
I've got a pet,
I've got a Christmas tree
Inside my head.

>>681672914
I'm talking about actually trying. Figuring out some things that help you and doing them, no matter how bad things get. Get to know yourself, figure out the cause of your problems, and focus on what you can do about them. The only thing in this world that you can control is your own effort.

>>681673130
Whatever happens will happen. Do whatever you can to make your mom happy while she's here. You never know when you'll lose the chance.

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>>681673266
ur dubs don't lie. I agree completely. shes poking around waiting on u to take the opening.. tell her "what us" make it obvious how absurd it is to u. then she will come on harder and harder and ull see it in motion.. it dosnt hurt to play it cool and watch her tactics, they all have the same tactics.. (no really they ALL have the same tactics) not all girls are bad obv, but they all use the same shit. even if shes a good ass bitch and down to be loyal, she will revert to girl brain if she needs a fight(they all do) is just how u deal with it, its a mix of dominance and turn ur on..but that's only for good bitchs. shity hoes, its as easy as ignoring them...like I said tho, if u keep in mind that she is trash and that u don't want her. u can learn a lot from her tactics.

>>681674226
jsut asked her what answer she expects from me
no idea what shes up to

>>681666989
they don't

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>>681674355
those dubs sound retarded, u do know what shes up to faggot..lol good luck man. much love.

>>681674622
will need that man, anon out

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>>681674355
see my dubs sound fine...
>>681674622

>>681674523
Why don't they?