>>681645217
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11bYTOdsUO1

Make lewd noises please op, saying my nickname, Demon.

>>681645407
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09X05Co7sP3

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>>681645831

>ZOMG you delivered op

Thank you, i fucking love it....

>>681646274
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sqEZs9EJqH

moan my name: eazy, as if you're getting fucked. lots of dirty talking~

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>>681646655
check 'em

>>681647013
whats your name?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NFiXjDUQIo

>>681647171
it's "eazy", my bad for not making it clearer

my name is frank, can you moan it and tell me to cum for you?

>>681647276
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zzcYJStWq5
I sound so bad, my nose is clogged, please forgive

>>681646655

How about you try being more dominant towards me (demon)... maybe something like...

"You've been jerking off without permission, haven't you?... Bad Demon! We've already had this talk before. That cock is mine now..."

What do you think? Dont worry about being sick, you sound just perfect...

I'm a balding, beardless transgender man in his 30's who wears normal jeans and t-shirts and runs a small business. I'm married and have a baby on the way. We have two dogs, though I also love cats. I drive a Hyundai. I listen to classical, classic rock, upbeat jazz, prog rock, prog metal. Roughly once a month I still get together with guys who've been friends since high school and do tabletop gaming. I went through a serious anime-nerd phase in my late teens. Most of what I eat is red meat, starch, and bread. I suck at every team sport you can name and was always picked near-last in gym class. My favorite authors are Robert Heinlein, Joe Haldeman, and Spider Robinson. I don't like going to bars or pubs. I jerk off to POV and lesbian porn. Also those "porn music videos". I buy clothes from department stores like Kohl's or J.C. Penney. I have no tattoos or piercings. Several of my friends have recently gotten tattoos, and I can't even think of what I'd get if I were to get one.
In my younger days I was a member of the KKK and I still believe we should secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

>>681647565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s050yOUyjUZx
I'm not so pleased with this one, do you want another?

>>681648035

Almost forgive, end this with

"... Are they full for Mistress, Demon?"

Im gonna limit to lurk after this...

>>681648046
You're supposed to read this out btw

>>681648053
fucking hot but sure love another.
Use my name and tell me to fuck you?

>>681645217
say:
You have selected Microsoft Sam as the computer's default voice

>>681648035
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02duN8JC8RS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xc4UvjhfdO

>>681648046
not bad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JLdaK5p7pt

>>681648564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lmvAnZ0j71

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>>681648937
What a legend

>>681648588
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05m04KByc8k
is that how you pronounce default?

>>681648652

You sound really convincing, OP... much obliged.

>lurking

>>681648937
That's absolutely brilliant. Where are you from?

OH MY GOD LISA I AM CUM

>>681645217
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s09X05Co7sP3
Say "I want you to fuck me in the ass, J.R."

>>681649314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q7fMaknqqF

>>681649473
indeed, luv u bb gurl/trap

>>681649489
I'm glad you like it
>>681649496
isn't my slavic akcent obvious?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17lxLP1SnK4

>>681649314

Nostalgia is fine, brings emotions almost forgotten, as you can feel now. Hope they are good emotions op.

>>681649611
did you mean like this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NdHUyobmaN
or like this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vJGi6oU8Oo ?

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>>681649929
REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yuRT

>>681645217
Oh...my darling, your voice meaning fever,
I'm from ecuator and in my country we take a orange and lemon's juice and after a tablespoon of honey, and if the fever continue, take a hot shower and do not drink somenting cold.
Another thing, fet out of this chan, is dangerous for a little princes like you

>>681649929
It is and it's making me horny. I'm gonna call you Lana.

>>681650011
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZpQN32B5zA

>>681650161
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vJGi6oU8Oo
Either is fine. I'm not even gonna fap to it. I'm just happy you delivered.

OP is not a faggot.

>>681650196
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19h10Iaqk5I
you wanted this?

>>681650274
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rFFr7ZAVjr

>>681650237
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hq3Ko0VRp9
thanks for the care, I had a fever yesterday

>>681650320

Sorry to hear that, "Lana"... I wish the best for you.
Cunts will be always present, people like you come once in a life time.

>>681650923
Man, you remind me of my girlfriend so much. She has the same adorable voice and same broken accent. Except she's asian, not slav.

>>681649607
pls deliver :)

>>681649607
>>681651275
sorry, didn't know it was a request
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yRYDNZJ5u9

>>681649313
>vocaroo.com/i/s1lmvAnZ0j71
thank you

>>681645217
Pls say

I want to suck your huge cock so bad

>>681645217
what do you look like

>>681650627
Yup. Fucking turks

>>681651414
Lol

>>681651050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15CN84LCfMQ <3
>>681651152
lucky man, you are
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DlPcYqKj8J

Requesting this: " I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

>>681651520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04QGLOnpIpX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WmAsYVaaxh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QbUga6eFax

3 times a charm

>>681651459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jlt585UNVx
>>681651543
average

>>681652035
>average
pics?

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>>681651663
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DlPcYqKj8J
Thanks, OP. Yes I am a lucky man. That girl turned my life around just when I thought I didn't have any hope. I just hope you have a good man (or good woman) taking care of you. You seem like a cool girl, and judging by your voice, I'd say you must be very kind. If we weren't separated by distance, maybe... just maybe... we could be friends.

>>681651874
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zjtgzkfz0I

>>681645217
whats your ethnicity OP

>>681652135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YDaBfxJNEo

>>681652191
Fantastic OP, thank you very much. I just love that quote from Taken

I can't wait to fuck you when I get better Jemuel I want it right now

hey mister if i tickle your pickle will you pay for my cotton candy?

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>>681652384
you are now a lonely /b/tard's dream girl

Congratulations

>>681652181
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uHuYzH0BRh
and she is lucky too I see :)

>>681652384

>681651050
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s15CN84LCfMQ <3

You got me at
>170

but then

>Long hair, pretty long
>pale
>green eyes

I am in love...

>>681652561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jztfnXa6ac
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05EkAgN8lRZ
I one of them I sound more sick

>>681652686
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KcuSwaqU4D

>>681652721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PYUj8bYeF1
let's be real

>>681652843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MHwAQYuRZS

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>>681651921
cum by you

>>681653539

I agree, the harder it burns, the quicker it ends.

And yes, it is moar like a crush...

>>681653781
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n1g5dZOwup
wow

>>681654169
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QkfZRbRyED

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>>681645217
My phone's stylus is fucked up so sorry if the quality isn't that good.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uIJuVOmjmD
卐

SANDNIGGER MOSLEM NOT WELCOME IN SERBIA, WE LOVE OUR GOATS. FUCKING SANDNIGGER HAVE NO SHAME AND SHIT ON THE STREETS... WE LOVE OUR RAPE FREE STREETS AND OUR GOATS TOO MUCH, KEBAB NOT WELCOME, REMOVE KEBAB. SERBIA STRONG. FUCKING MOSLEM GO BACK TO ISIS, GO BACK TO ALLAH, WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE, KEBAB OUT OF EUROPE KEEP SERBIA STRONG

>>681654391

Oh yes, i am really happy for this to happen
and be sure i will be until the thread ends.

>you are not making easy to only lurk, you know...

>>681654574

Nice selfportrait!

>>681654574
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WOprKQ4xFl

>>681654860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nIxzAO2zx8

and a more calm version
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PWrDpJm0Mk

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Say this
you will never meet me... you will never get to know me... you will never fuck me... goodbye /b/

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N6xhHsvqKK
Ljude treba pustiti pa neka ako hoće budu nacionalno neopredijeljeni građani Jugoslavije. Neka taj čovjek bude Bosanac, Hercegovac. Vani vas i ne zovu drugačije nego imenom Bosanac, pa bio to Musliman, Srbin ili Hrvat.

Dođe maca na vratanca.

Imati kruha, i imati to što je potrebno za svakidašnji život, znači biti potpuno neovisan od svake pomoći sa strane

Da bi bila osigurana egzistencija svakog državljanina, trebalo bi zasijati svaki pedalj
Radimo kao da ćemo 100 godina živjeti, pripremamo se kao da će sutra rat.

Mir je iznad svega i sve drugo mora biti potčinjeno tome.

I need more fun requests

How hairy are you and do you shave everywhere?
I love your accent it reminds me of my grandparents

Request: Ya lublu teba!

>>681655644
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qq8CB5838J

Say this- This is for all you new people. I have only one rule. Everybody fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself! Welcome to the Roughnecks!

>>681655644
I thought the thread was gonna 404 so

>>681655664
http://vocaroo.com/i/s125XD0wDxCj
where are you from?

>>681655816
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J4mwPlGEyR

>>681656288
Check my fucking hitler dubs you shits

Moar requests? Moar Requests.

"You know the rules Anon: Tits, or get the fuck out."

>>681655977
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QLhrSsgH35

and a cuter version
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05X2BNe27Q3

>>681655004
I'm glade I made somebody happy today.

My fathers parents are from Slovenia and my mothers are Dutch so it's nice to hear your voice. I havnt spoken to them in a long time. My family lives in Australia so yeaaa 3am here xP

>>681656401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LTSHTjv9vw
(.) (.) AT-AHH

You like it when I jerk you off with my panties? *soft moan* You're such a little cunt, but I love you.

>>681656651

ok, you win.

>>681656528
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cK2GZDcRhK

How is your spanish?

"Meteme la verga hasta adentro de mi culo, luego dame tu semen en mi boca"

>let us see how does that goes

>>681656451
Very nice good job. Try this-
Dizzy: Rico, I'm dying.
Johnny Rico: No Diz, you'll be fine.
Dizzy: But it's OK, because I got to have you.

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Yugoslavian femanon here...
Show me where in the fucking rules does it say girls are required to show their tits! you cant can you? honestly guys im getting sick the way we anons here on /b/ are always sexualizing women as one myself i find it despicable that you guys are incapable of looking at women in any other way than a sex object that is never okay, do you fucktards realize tits or gtfo dehumanizes woman as if she were not human but a mere possesion, tits or gtfo strips her of humanity! it is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane that you guys think this is an actual rule. im ashamed we've sunk this low just because a girl has tits doesn't mean she wants you see them!

>>681656795
soft:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LaMXO0IR5M
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GjpxXInBkQ
hard:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ysDzeIIf1S

>>681645217
Can you say: I want to fuck Duffy too

It would really mean a lot

>>681657092
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lDUz0XPl2H
I don't know a word in spanish but I think that semen is semen, am I correct?

>>681657312
y-yeah, you too

Say ' I like big fat Italian dick in my ass' (+anything else you want to add) for my good old buddy sat next to me

>>681657312
Deliver this :)

>>681657166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18jJgL0Qkz8

>>681657664
Impressive. Nice speech. And yes, semen is semen.

The translation would be "Sink your cock deeply in my ass, then give me your semen in my mouth"

>>681657067
Could you say "I don't care if your girlfriend still likes her ex, Victor-kun... You will be always be perfect to me". In a lewd/seductively way? (Feel free to incluide moans and kisses).

It's for a friend's birthday gift. His gf just dumped him and this would make him so happy.

>>681657067
You already know more than me, they never taught me how to speak it. I'm awake cos I never sleep and I can't sleep cos im always awake.

>>681657312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R540VKqtnY
NO.

>>681657524
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jqJFx9Y64c

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xG0SAl9GsQ

"You will never know how fucking good Adolfo's cock is, you albanian slut".

Pls...

>>681657719
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y2R8DWvOwZ

short version:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CMSLBl6wml

>>681658046
>Based af
it's supposed to be b8 tho, I'm not a feminazi. pls record

>>681657997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fddWPxfIKU
second one, best one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EDv44LxYNH

>>681645217
I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

OP can you say loads of sexual things about us fucking without my gf finding out and talk about her and shit (hard to word)

>>681658436
Holy shit, real good

>>68165778 awesome love it. You should try getting a job in voice acting. Try this one- Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

If you know what this is from u get bonus points

>>681657978
that's bad, but I like you creativity, more spanish?
>>681658015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pbcjMT8LXd

Come and kiss mom's pussy. Mmm. That's a good boy. (Plus whatever you might want to say)

>>681658697
I love you so much. There's a special place in heaven for you

gavin fuck me fuck me good *moans*

>>681658580
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LNKbXuujEK
only for you, feminazi style

>>681658242
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WZvmHPx0lP

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NzkctPw516

Please say "What would Elsa think if she knew you're fucking me, Carlitos? *giggle* maybe she already knows..."

>>681658763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00H5KAdXbv7
so cool, where is this from?

Say lots of lesbian stuff to me (Skylar)

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Talk as if you were talking to a puppy, with encouragement and like you're wanting them to do a trick for you.

Good boy, how does it feel to let me watch you masturbate while I talk to you in my arms? Come on, come on, good boy jerk it (start saying it faster, to excite) good boy
goood boy
come on jerk it faster yes that's it come on you're almost there aren't you? I can tell, it's okay... (begin whispering) good boy....gooooood boy, uuuuu it's so hot and sticky. you did a very good job, thank you.

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>>681659712

>>681659083
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v5uQt7n2us
yeah I watched Pulp Fiction

>>681659122
Thank you!. give me a moment, i am saving the whole thread...

>>681659191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eykRFjY5r3
you're good kiddo

Awww. You look cute wearing my panties. Now, get on the bed you little bitch, you're mine. I'm going to make you feel like the little girl you are. *moan* That's a good girl. Do as momma says.

>>681659200
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BdrOHSEX8o
maybe too much *moans*

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>681659122
Yeah it's colourful and green XD ur too much lol.
Since it's so late here you should sing me a lullaby to put me to rest. I'm sure that snifflely voice of yours knows a good one.

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OP how are you still not bored? it's been 2+ hours of helping anons jack off in a circle
just say:
hitler did nuffin wrong
and go to sleep or smthing

>>681645217
"Hello Velizar! My Bulgarian bruh, with finest cock and balls. Let me give you a slow and saucy BJ. Let me cut off your balls while I squeeze them into my booty and poop on them. Please onii-chan."

>>681659496
slavik akcent stronk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02JxgqZvPFX
better one:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s160gGC6GcAZ

>>681660128
You're unbelievable. Thank you.

Would you be willing to make one up just like it on your own?

>>681660065

Done. Lets try a Level 3 spanish:

"Bien hecho. Ahora, vas a comerte mi vagina hasta que hagas que mis jugos chorreen en tu cara. Juega con mis tetas hasta que mi leche escurra entre tus dedos"

>>681659646
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s00H5KAdXbv7
Thanks that was awesome ^^
It's from Shawshank Redemption :)

>>681659654
bump

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--------- /b/ is going to love this. 28.4.16 Day op was not a fag http://expirebox.com/download/8ff52e0d5c5058f688099956ccbd0c2e.html <3

>>681660817

Warning, VIRUS alert

>>681649628
you sound black

>>681658822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s128hD6wnsAf
like this?
>>681659654
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n9NEmdOhsX
like this?
lol

>>681659712
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XdxkUulmPR
I felt so silly, should I do it again?

>>681660195
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OAYHNLb06M

>>681661046
Perfect!

>>681660357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17WMUZNb00h
I enjoyed this, can you tell?

>>681660393
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVowJI77Ga
good night australia Anon <3

In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all.

>>681660396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v2JoPYZN9a

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>>681661231
>>681661231
That wasn't too bad, but I too felt it being a bit silly -- could you try being in a more erotic, sensual way?

If you'd like try something along these lines?

"Good boy, you like to masturbate while you look up my skirt? Good boy (feel free to add in whatever was in the last post or make it up along the way, be sensual in saying good boy, like a succubus preying on a young boy.)

climax : make it up as you go but begin speaking slowly and erotically along the lines of

good boy oh
good boy
come on that's
mmmm
oh? it's dribbling out, good boy.....

(finish) (whisper) mmmm... shhhh, you did well, such a good boy...shhhhh

try sensual, a woman who's wearing a maroon silk nightgown on a fur pelt carpet by a fire...

>>681660459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RzSKIFAa26
lost the plot half way through

Momma wants to see how big you've gotten. Come on, Eric, don't be shy. We use to take bathes together. *giggles* That my good boy.

*gasps* It's bigger than I imagined! Mmm. It's so nice. Why don't you cum for me. Cum for momma. Ahh! You don't want your father to hear. *moans* Such a naughty little boy. All over my tits and face. I love you

>>681660524
I don't know that kind of role play, sorry :(
>>681660573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WzALUddGzP
ok, vagina is vagina, right?

>>681660588
>Shawshank Redemption
oh cool, I watched that movie years ago but couldn't remember
>>681660927
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11QmO6w9zIP
yo daddy sounded black, that's why he left you

>>681662227

Yes, vagina = vagina. 8/10 we need to work on your "rr" and "h" sound... mostly bcuz "h" is mute in spanish

>>681661952
deep
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RDLJmYMTxQ
cute
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nQpnQp3uEL

>>681661940
Thank you <3 that was beautiful ^,^
If you or anyone wants to chat on kik hit me up- EsperEoj
Goodnight all love yas <3

Lick my clit like the little bitch you are! Stop crying and do it or I'll beat you again. Mmm. That's a good boy. Keep that up and I might, just might jerk you off.

>>681662593
Kek thanks ! <3 (for both versions)

>>681662075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bjVnlIAf6M
a teen pretending to be a milf, that's gonna be bad
>>681662123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s097oicbMiMb

I feel dirty

>>681662575
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kpL4dTo2uA
>>681662931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s045b0E6NtyQ

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>>681663188
you did >>681662075 just fine OP, thank you kindly

>>681662123
>>681662931

to the other anon(s) who also enjoys hearing women say "good boy"
>pic related

>>681663188
Checked.exe

let's go for something lesbian now...

"Te gusta como le lamo las tetas a tu novia, Demonio?
Ahora su cuerpo me pertenece. Mira como sus manos se funden con mi piel y como su vagina escurre deseando mi lengua"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iTIzvuSJrx

>>681663737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mhiSThVFY7
Butchering all day, butchering all night

>>681660065
where did you save it?

Hey dad. Eat a dick.

Odakle si, OP?
-Eazy

op i've been listening to all of these vocaroos and i want to see your pale tits so badly.. post a pic

>>681662720
>>681662931
>>681662949
>>681663590
>>681663737
>>681664254
>>681664303

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IfQ5DxteQP

>>681664029

You nailed it. The last part is the best.

>>681664254
Locally, in my PC. If you want it i can upload it somewhere and share it.
Currently I have 144 files, but some are duplicate files.

>>681664303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0txVMZ3pz5g

>>681664479
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XqIBfbPxte
moonman is really getting better at singing

>>681664519
well I would like them too

>>681664857
Then i will share... do you think this has ended already, or will you keep going until thread goes 404?

>>681663418
Your "arriba" was very good!!

I know I shouldn't, but after seeing it... Momma has been lonely. Just... Let me play with it and we'll see what happens from there.

*moans* Such a good boy. Taking care of me. Mmm. Lick that pussy. Oh, it's so good! (add what you'd like) Just give it to me. I need your dick now. *moan* Oh, god. Fuck me! Cum for me! Cum in momma! Yes! *pant* yes. Such a good boy.

>>681665455
is this real life?

>>681665455
ANTON

STOP POSTING ON YOUR MOTHER'S GOLD ACCOUNT

REGARDS
YOUR DAD

>>681665455
Checked

>>681665455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IkaDszeyL2
lets have some fun

>>681665946
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MCEWYfIEns

No dad. Mom likes it when I post on here account!

Thanks ill anon. You're fantastic for putting up with us!

Hey T-dog, jam that power log in my butt!

>>681666821
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fUAscmGKWz

>>681667114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zkd3ysUP1I

"miaw velizar-sama miaw i wov u miaw miaw"

>>681667054
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G283LVaeAK
love you guys

"miaw velizar-sama miaw i wov u miaw miaw"
and "omfg rai adveksi-kun, how much i love you is undescriable, i love your mongol cock all over the world, get off neethood and come finger me hard plssssss you fucking supreme commander nerd" Please.

>>681666466

"Do you really love me, my dear? I have something to show you before we make love for the first time. See? I am not like other girls... I see by your face that you are confused but you like it, dont you? You have not seen another dick beside yours in your life? Come on, dont be shy, touch it, stroke it...mmm... yeah.... want to lick it? Do it, but be aware, i will cum on your face if you lick it... Yes, use your tongue there, oh my god keep doing it, yess... prepare for my cum oh yes, oh yesss.... *make loud cum noises*... i love you, and yes, I will marry you"

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Hey kiddos,
My name is John, and what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who haven't graduated top of their class in the Navy Seals. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda‘? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people with less than 300 confirmed kills, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than having no training in gorilla warfare. Don't be another target. Just prepare for the storm, maggot. l’m pretty much perfect. l’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces, and I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. What secret network of spies can you contact, other than “hurr durr, anonomouse iz lejun”? I also am extensively trained in unarmed combat, and have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps. (It just blew up; shit was SO blast). You are all faggots who should have held your fucking tongue. Thanks for listening, you goddamn idiot. Pic Related: It's me and my beach

>>681667292
>>681667460
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l8cpzOFbMu
everything 4 autism awareness <3

>>681667603
>>681661687
done that, darling
>>681667501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QUmAmg6X2u

I sickness and in health <3

>>681668038

Lovely, i liked your personal touch there

>>681668393
well in my country you couldn't get married

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I swear by God this sacred oath that to the Leader of the German empire and people, Adolf Hitler, supreme commander of the armed forces, I shall render unconditional obedience and that as a brave soldier I shall at all times be prepared to give my life for this oath.

>>681668673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NjA6Km8vbK
girly:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00FPyT1QHTJ
where did you get that?

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>>681668995

>where did you get that?
The Wehrmacht Oath of Loyalty to Adolf Hitler, 2 August 1934

>>681669317
cool, here you have the german version
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14wHnyvNz48
are you german?

Mmm. Suck on my nipples, princess. You look so adorable doing that. *gasps* Such naughty thing. I need you to stop. Lick my pussy. You know you want to. I'm wet just thinking about. Kneel before your queen and make her cum.

>>681669861
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tKYHq1NQpI
queen for prince? or peasant?

No, there wouldn't be, would there? And I've never spoken of him until now. Not to anyone. Not even your grandfather. A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets. But now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson, and that he saved me in every way that a person can be saved. I don't even have a picture of him. He exists now only in my memory.

I'm too sexy for my shirt

I just want to cuddle and watch Netflix with you. Sounds good right? *giggles* maybe you could play a video game too.

>>681670998

"Cum inside me Daddy. Flood me with your love."

Thanks OP

>>681670998
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s15Lzr24nv3B
k im gonna cry now thx

>>681671160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CgzWdttWVf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tC1KhTnWXe
miss your gf?

>>681671178
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bnT1Tvpijx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GrO2dAG7eZ

>>681671181
admitting to still cry because of Titanic, you have balls

>>681671593

Awesome OP, thanks!

BTW, you have a super cute accent!

>>681671838
Because people will ever know who i am?
takes zero balls, but thx i guess

An hero please xxx

>>681672486
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tP6hxirhLB

>>681672482
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h2YmXahNij

>>681672182
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08fRqOL4sHT

Would you kindly sing this, Lana?

Maybe not all, but this part?

The tree-lined avenue
Begins to fade from view
Drowning past regrets
In tea and cigarettes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFy5YG0VLoc

I stole these panties just for you, daddy. You like them? *giggles* I can tell. It looks so big. I'm jealous of mom. *soft moan* Oh, daddy! I don't think it'll fit. But I want it. Don't back out now. I'll be your dirty little girl. Mmm. Do all the things you wish momma would do. *passionate moan* Daddy! Yes! Harder daddy! Mmm! I'm cumming! Cum with me daddy! *orgasms* your cocktail is amazing. *pants* I... I love you daddy. I'll always be your dirty little princess.

>>681673260
Cocktail? I think you meant cock. Lol

>>681645217
"FlakFole" pls

>>681673180
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oLktJodr7K
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N7u4CPVLgP
a beautiful song but I'm not that good of a singer

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>>681672709

>>681671593


"I can't wait to suck your cock through my see through pink face veil"

>>681673652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aAMXF18LlE

>>681673745
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oLktJodr7K

Maybe, but you have a sensual and ethereal voice dear

>>681674051
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aAMXF18LlE
op delivered 0/

>>681673260
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LUSBsgleRb
Trump is daddy <3

>>681645217
Please "Cyka Blyat"

>>681674017
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ClmQFTOdi5
dearest creature of creation, teach me english pronounciation