http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JMi0VkNkRc
Let me record something for you. Whatever you want.
>>681654051
say
"Alex, I want to have your baby. Please come inside me and make me a mommy. I'm yours. Please."
>>681654508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GPdpIiveWs
>>681655037
very good. sexy voice ;)
want another?
>>681655140
Whatever you want.
>>681655265
ok, i'll keep it simple
how about
"Yes! Right there! Don't stop!"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SDAUHYvOLU
>>681655435
woah. what is that
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DHIu4WEDHz
I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
>>681655582
audacity + online samples + free time
"SCHNELLER SCHNELLER"
>>681655685
hmm. good ambient sounds
would make great horror house sounds
>>681655831
i took some "t-rex stomping" a "breathing dog" and "birds in the woods", thanks anyway!
>>681655585
post more
>>681655988
i honestly didnt think of doing that
great idea. i'll be trying it out come october
thanks
>>681656199
sorry i only did
>>681655585
and
>>681655435
i made something of a third but i don't like it much, still wip
say "horse dick is better than dog dick"
>>681656299
it's quite easy, if you know what an effect does on the sound...if I had a synth i could probably do better but audacity works well and it's free
why october?
Say "Hi i'm OP and i'm a faggot"
>>681656367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Co5Xzaj8YO
i uploaded it
>>681656199
Can you record for me, "Damn it jesse I hate you so much but the pussy game rediculous"
>>681656634
i'll remember that
october, halloween, horror house
put on one every year, this will definitely help
>>681656931
ah, i thought you were trying to do something on october and i was like "why til october?" kek
nice idea!
>>681656820
thxs
feels like OP has abandoned thread
>>681657220
feels like not dark enough, no problem btw
I got one. Just scream into your mic "THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAA!
any other guitar fags
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1plOfrs9xbg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nm40aJhGO4
MOMACHAN IS THIS YOU?
story time
>be me
>be at parents house
>be easter
>family goes out for some gay dinner party
>nothing in the fridge
>no money, spend it all on weed
>no weed left
>really fucking hungry
>when i get hungry i get depressed
>when i get depressed i go in this shit hole
>see vocaroo thread with title "i have a loli voice"
>my headphones broke so i can't hear shit
>literally go looking for headphones for 20 min
>finaly get the shit headphones working
>goddessvoice.wav
>after thread dies and she said she wold be on tomorrow i feel better
>next day
>nothing
>next week
>nothing
>next year
>nothing
>next year and 1 month
>is this her?
(been depressed without her, livestreaming my death if this is not her ;()
(also lost all soundfiles from shitty little brother, i allmost killed him for doing it)
>>681658393
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nm40aJhGO4
very edgy my friend
>b8
Show me where in the fucking rules does it say girls are required to show their tits! you cant can you? honestly guys im getting sick the way we anons here on /b/ are always sexualizing women as one myself i find it despicable that you guys are incapable of looking at women in any other way than a sex object that is never okay, do you fucktards realize tits or gtfo dehumanizes woman as if she were not human but a mere possesion, tits or gtfo strips her of humanity! it is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane that you guys think this is an actual rule. im ashamed we've sunk this low just because a girl has tits doesn't mean she wants you see them!
>>681659345
Should I even bother explaining this again, anons?
I mean, this is clearly bait, but I feel as if there are some uneducated anons who would benefit from an explanation.
" Come on piggys come obey your goddess and be my human atm"
>>681659345
Fuck you get with the mofo program pop those tits out or GTFO /b those are the rules or be ignored like the disgusting PIG u probably are bcoz if a woman is hott and feels good about her body no reason not to show it off fat fuck
>>681654051
Could you say "Hello, Fredrick are you awake?" but in a distressed voice?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eWhkRcsmf1
>cucks actually think this is a girl
Holy shit.
>>681660820
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eWhkRcsmf1
>gets scolded by mom
lol
>>681654508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kpFYMgo63f
>>681656537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nTnGKp75MA
>>681661022
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zV3tFOJr4k
>>681661710
enya?
>>681659345
record this OP
>>681661846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s010DYdvr2dX
say this:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>681654051
can you just say: Dj Tristan
i will use it in my remixes
www.soundcloud.com/tristanblends
>>681662308
You really want that ?
say FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>681662346
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pjPWz1gtPN
Sorry...
>>681662406
yes
>>681663390
I just wish to say with my lousy accent, but it's too long I will not succeed, sorry.
>>681662308
I still got that saved, check it out
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lbitYcwZyY
I want to piss off my m8
please say
"Hello Jonas, this is your mom. Please stop shouting 'mom' all the time in portuguese. And I won't make you any chicken soup you fucking degenerate."
Please say: Hello Jhonatan. This is your bro. Lets watch Samakoto kuuuuun!
>>681664044
Does anyone have that vocaroo with that girl getting fucked by a duck or whatever?
>>681663844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EBVnTHWyNl
>>681662346
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pjPWz1gtPN
its good, just make it a little bit longer so i can hear the n consonant
Can someone just say following:
Mikko, you are gay lol also the game
I send it to my friend
>>681664558
and also say to the same vocaroo:
stop eating gouda
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HIqOynxzcG
>>681664716
that's a cool mutherfocking breeze ooh!
>>681664438
Sorry, you con't heard because i had no say it.
I don't actually know how to pronouce it.
I tried something like this : http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xsjncXz5ZM
>>681664943
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xsjncXz5ZM
hey thanks
>>681664558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yjeKWCLPh3
Me with my band, rate?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16pqdjG56iw
Just a little hello to all you boys :3
Taking requests!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EdOcRqhJK3
>>681655037
Would have a baby with you/10
>>681665580
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16pqdjG56iw
3/10
>>681664558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ATvkUwqIWB
>>681665636
>not even enoug time between the post that you could have listend it
But thanks. any advice?
>>681654051
your "female" voice needs some work faggot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UhedzUpMkj
The music in this thread is sponsored by our local drug dealer Marc. Use code "STONER" and get 20% off!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dZxhtB84lc
say Benis in anus :DDD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q9r52plggB
>>681666419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0anDH0zWq9V
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Eq3BEl0Xym
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0loOaXj2C8U
>>681666419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JERKRk5uOj
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RN8vyx3se0
>>681666535
>>681666931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D5bXIRCPy1
>>681658258
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1plOfrs9xbg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1axe1VUWnn3
Right here
>>681666141
song name?
>>681667361
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aaRJjzcNEe
>>681668003
this shit is secret
>>681668080
story?
>>681666833
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0anDH0zWq9V
eyy bawss
>>681655037
lol my name is Alex xD
>>681668535
Ok, I found out by myself.
>The Bento Rodrigues dam disaster occurred
>on 5 November 2015, when an iron ore tailings
>dam in Bento Rodrigues, a subdistrict of
>Mariana, Brazil, suffered a catastrophic failure,
>[4] causing flooding and at least 17 deaths.[3]
>[3] At least 16 people have been injured.[1]
>>681667468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PZ9O0mC8Wc
>>681663817
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lbitYcwZyY
soo Cute :)
can you say "Adelina, give me your cummies baby, oh yeah"
>>681669635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TMiKtQoJxN
>>681670033
ty <3
>>681669635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XqElgQK2yt
>>681670447
ive sent both to her ty
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EUJZlr38h7
