Woman or man?

Leave you alone

>>681653480
Go to my job
Tend my crops
Do my laundry

>>681653558
I can be whatever you want me to be ;)
jk I'm a dude

>>681653683
aww

Run far away

make you clean my apartment, my garage, my car

do my laundry, cook and clean

>>681653843
no other stuff?
remember: you can do what you want with my body :p

>>681653480
Are you thin and slender?

>>681654056
Ok. Go pick up some pizza. And change my oil and tires. Also since youre there my clutch needs replaced. my freezer need to be defrosted as well

>>681653480
I'd make you work a high paying job and give all your profits to me so I can live the neet lifestyle.

>>681654805
this

>>681653480
Force you to get a job that pays well while I laze around.Nothing sexual you fucking faggot.

>>681654643
yeh :)
and I also like to dress up ;)
if you want me to be ur girl :3

>>681655079
No. I dont, i want you to bring me in money while i do no work. Youll be mowing lawns and trimming hedges

>>681655079
no

fuck off

>>681655079
I don't like girlpenis

>>681655075
y not? I could give you blow jobs while you watch porn.
better than every fleshlight ;)

>>681655079
Then you would be my sex slave and I would fuck you everytime I'm horny.... hope you like cremepies ;)

>>681655289
Because I want an easy neet life

>>681653480
I would tie you down, torture you for laughs and then make you watch while I slaughtered your friends and cooked them

Then I would make you eat them

Not gay I just enjoy cooking

probably just because you are a dude I will treat you like in a very human way, I'll just tell you to do all the things I'm too lazy to do

>>681655466
aww how sweet!
I could be the Will Graham to your Hannibal Lecter :3

>>681655466
would get dubs

>>681655695
awww ily bae

Work as a gay stripper and get me all the dough
Do the laundries
clean my car
clean my apartment

>>681655864
Not bad

>>681655695
smooth as fuck

>>681655333
yum :D

>>681653480
teach you coding, we could code together. things go faster this way.
also generally divide everything i have to do around the house by two, meaning we could split-clean/tidy everything together, twice as fast.

also since i like gaming i'd probably ask you to coop some things too.

>>681653480
I've been wanting a nigger for a while.

First I would have you mow the lawn. And I need a new roof.

>>681655333
checked

>>681656049
Kik?

>>681653480
First things first. You cleaning my fucking gutters. Then I'll send you to gas station to get gas for the mowers. I'll use the rider you do the weedwacking.

probably beat you until you learn that acting like a homosexual faggot and using the :3 face in a "kinky" manner is the worst attempt at being seductive

>>681656354
I would love you to beat me though :3

>>681656522
then i'd just kill you

one less faggot in the world

>>681656606
wow, and you call me kinky :3

>>681656758
yeah because you're a stupid fuck who cant get anything IRL and is asking e-webs for sexual fantasies

i have legitimate hate for you
and pity

>>681656926
I'm actually fairly intelligent :)
It's just less risky to fap anonymously bae :3
Also, I'm PRETTY young and have other things to do IRL than being someones slaveboi :P

>>681657435
oooo lets go
prove to me your not begging for e-web sexual fantasies
cmon tell me how you got a life too

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>>681657435
>;)
>:3
>:p

Get you cook and clean.
Make my bed, do my laundry, make my lunch for work, do the dishes, take the trash out, dust and polish, wash the windows, clean the car...
Yeah, all the boring shit I can't be arsed doing myself, have fun.

>>681653480
personal chores, and cooking

>>681657621
WOW, fuck I just came :3
hot stuff daddy ;)

there, perfect, long as you fuck off before I get home.

>>681658173
but that's when the truely fun stuff happens!!

>>681657556
aww I always pity you autists, who hate smileys/emojis because they have no idea
what they stand for since they are all emotionally underdeveloped :3

>>681655289
I like girls, u goddam queerio, you know, those pretty creatures that are soft and smooth and have babies. Not a goddam hard and hairy piece of shit. Ugh, how can you even stand yourself

>>681659088
hey, I'm a pretty creature too! :D
seriously, I'm not anymore hairy than a woman
and I'm smooth and soft too! :)
gender is not as binary and absolute as you would think ;)

>>681653480
id want you to get a job making $60k+ a year and id take all the money

>>681655864
I would love to work as a gay stripper!
...but only if I can give my master a little private session ;)
>>681656059
bsff best slave friend forever!
>>681659779
oh I could easily make much more than 60k :D
I have a very good education and I'm a clever lil cookie ;)

make you get a job.

>>681659472
>gender isnt binary as you would think

confirmed tumblr faggot trash
you have a dick, thus, your a man
leave

>>681653480
Typical op....

>>681660807
hey there buddy, chill my dude,
nothing is actually real, we humans can choose
how we define gender
if you look at it biologically then you are right
but I would want to live in a world were you can
choose your gender, cause thats more freedome to the individual and people being happy
cause they can finally live out their masculine/feminine side is imo more important
than making grammar and english nazis like yourself happy cause of some hardcore biologically correct definition of gender. :D
get a life ;)

>>681661493
im looking at it like a non-retard
girls have vaginas and tits, guys have penises. guys who get vaginas and are switching to trans are not "transwomen" they're just women.

if your not happy being yourself, then you're already insecure and probably follow tons of fads and stuff to "change yourself"
trying to be a special gender snowflake doesnt change that you're an insecure and lonely male

>grammar nazi hueuhue
>got you good
i equally don't use grammar, fuckface.

and OOOOOOOoooooooo i got told to "get a life" neat
tell me how i need to "change my thought" or something
maybe even *gasp* GET A JOB!


OooOoOooooo

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>>681653480
I would free you.

>>681661915
from the way that you type your responses I can conclude that you are sadly too stupid for me to waste my time on in order to educate you. so I'm typing the following for other potential reader:
open your mind retard :)
changing the definition of gender from biological to social doesn't. hurt. anyone, but instead helps people deal with their masculine/feminine personality traits, that long to be expressed.
why do you give a fuck how people define themselves? let them do what the fuck they want! Just let them be fucking happy and stop being so butthurt. :D

make you clean my room and then i would give you a biscuit and a glass of water

>>681662597
>IM WRONG QUICKLY HOW DO I REFLECT IT
>YOUR A RETARD IM INTELLECUTAL AND OOPEN MINDED
>HAH

also, the fact someone has to "deal" with being masculine or feminine traits and doesn't actually just accept or love themselves for they are, in the end, are just insecure fucks who need to achieve special snowflake status to feel better.

people who do that aren't "happy"
they're social fucking outcasts and will always be treated that way, because in the end tumblrs all hate eachother and a lot of people in the real world of politics, socializing, and job offers/jobs/anything like business in general dont give a damn if you're a "pansexual angelkin"


i like how you think i'm butthurt though
thats cute
but im gonna need a better hookline
wheres the calling me a "racist niggerfaggot"

>>681653480
I would turn you in to a gimp, full rubber always, no more talking for you

>>681662411
aww abe :D but I want to be your slaveboy! :3
I give blowjobs that would blow your mind away ;)
...oops ... too soon? :D
>>681662639
cute

>>681663182
I talk to much anyways :D

>>681663067
I agree, most of them want to be special little snowflakes ... so?
they obviously need that in their life cause they feel worthless and unloveable, so feeling special makes them feel better.
the problem is: what do you care?
let those people be fucking happy!
let them make up 100 new words for themselve, ok?? it doesnt. affect. you.
live and let live dude. :/

Eat your anal :3

>>681664405
hahahaha I just came :D

>>681664701
Maybe some photos? :3

Eat a big bowl of spider webs

>>681664896
I love to live risky but that's a little too much babe :3
some friends of mine regularly browse /b/ and I don't want them to lose any respect for me haha

>>681665567
Hah okay then :)

you would be my personal toilet op. yes including solids.

>>681664006
no. i wont people be retards on purpose.

I've wanted to be some guy's slave for a while now

>>681665855
some things are just none of your business. :/
you can't and shouldn't decide what people believe in. :0
but you SHOULD respect their belief. wether religion or gender identity... yes it's all made up but most things are. And in contrast to religion gender-change doesn't hurt anyone. dude, you are kinda mean :/

>>681666381
im not going to respect someone who begs for attention by trying to say GENDER IS ACTUALLY NON BINARY AND PANSEXUALITY IS TOTALLY NOT BISEXUALITY HURR DURR

im not going to respect the religious, either, but i can tolerate a religious zealot trying to believe god exists rather then a fucking retarded tumblrtrash making up a gender

i cant decide what people believe in in that sense, but i damn well can hurt someone enough to pull their heads out of their assholes.

>>681665711
that's so fucking kinky. I love it. :')
>>681665963
right!? there should be BDSM camps were you go to for a few weeks every year and let your urges out. :3

>>681666639
would you tell a kid that santa isn't real?
no you wouldn't.
leave them queer infantile derps on tumblr alone dude :D
fantasy makes life bearable. let them believe in what makes them happy. why do you hate happyness so much? are you just jealous of their blissfull ignorance? :D