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Hey /b/ poorfag about to have lunch what's /b/ having?
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Hey /b/ poorfag about to have lunch what's /b/ having?
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>>681643636
Protein shake
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>>681643636
Are you reheating burritos from a gas station?
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>>681643636
What the fuck is that..?
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also poor
leftover meatloaf and macaroni.
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Ice soup.
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I'm having only boiled eggs :(
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>>681644373
wtf meatloaf is that its like a slab of 1000 ground turkey.. maybe
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saveloy, crab stick sarnie and some other shit
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>>681644373
Wut dafuk on the macaroni?
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>>681644557
Yeah, that's NOT minced meat or ground beef or whatnot, that's the texture of a fucking bird
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>>681644584
not poor just dumb af
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>>681643636
Soylent 2.0
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>>681643636
>>681644373
Damn niggers! You rich.

I have frozen oranges for breakfast

skip lunch

mince and cabbage for dinner
+ half a litre of milk for dessert

ALL FUCKING WEEK.
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>>681644611
Looks like some sort of vaginal discharge
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>>681644671
So start buying rice you fag
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>>681644373
Blegh, looks like something my dog would throw up. What is that you have on the mac n cheese
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>>681644212
>>681644083
ingenuity
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>>681643636
if you're gona cook microwave burritos do it right. that's shameful.
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>>681644611
cream sauce
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>>681644781
can't, had to pay for PC repairs. Set me back $300.
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>ordered Thai to get here at 12:30.
> Paid an extra 5 dollars + tip for delivery
>spent 25 dollars on lunch alone
>fuck you poor fags
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>>681644854
300 to spend on a shit pc, come on faggot get it together.
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>>681643636

fucking burrito eating spic
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>>681644826
aaay boss

ovens give a nice crunch you don't get from microwaves

i, like OP, prefer my borritos toasted
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>>681644842
jesus thats shit
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>>681644854
>had to pay for PC repairs
>pay for PC repairs

Why didn't you just do it yourself, turbonigger? That shit isn't exactly rocket surgery.
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>>681644963
>implying you don't ever eat burritos
>if not, why, just why?
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>>681644842
Ok thanks anon, looks better when I know what it is... not good but better
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>>681645013
What if what he repaired it himself, only if cost 300 dollars because a part had completely died?
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>>681644671
I kinda if lied the meatloaf is not my lunch. its lunch/dinner.
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>>681644983
I like to nuke mine until warm and then pan fry them
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>>681645013
i'm impatient noob who would probably have broken the fucking thing.
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>>681645049
no not better
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>>681645115
or just idk dont?
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probably going to have a chicken breast with some rice
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>>681644983
Get a deep fryer than you faggot. This is still shameful
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>>681645142
nice, lunch is a bourgeois extravagance

dinner is where it's at
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>>681643636
I only have 30$ left over after rent and utilities so I've been eating rice, potatoes and peanut butter sandwiches for the past 4 mon the

>tfw moving out was a bad idea
>tfw losing weight rapidly and feel sick all the time
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>>681644644
kek
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>>681643636
YOU ALL CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT

WHEN YOU ARE STONED AND DRUNK AT 3AM THOSE GODDAMN EL MONTEREY MICROWAVE BURRITOS ARE A GODSEND WHEN YOU BATH THEM IN HOT SAUCE AND SOURCREAM.
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Just ate steak, jacket potato, fries and a huge side salad with cucumber, spinach, rocket lettuce, tomato, peppers, and ham.
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>>681645149
fair enough. u got skill

not like an ape who microwaves everything and eats it no matter how soggy.
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>>681645390
Get out rich boy
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>>681643636
Jesus fatty... how many people are you feeding?
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>>681644842
Fair enough.
But still, what the fuck is that.. "meatloaf"?
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>>681645372
i agree

when i was in college i would buy tons of them

shit was great
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>>681645115
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>>681643636
>>681644373
>>681644584
>>681644842
>>681644891


Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was previously in cans. you’re a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fucking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking faggot.
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>>681643636
You are supposed to deep fry those. You are doing El Monterey a disservice here.
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I put the meatloaf on a plate.

do I feel fancy. looks a bit better now to.
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>>681643636
>Poor
You get 4 fucking burritos for lunch!?
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>>681645323
Iktf man and I live in canada so foods expensive as fuck. I eat Ramen noodles and I buy those huge packs of sausages with like 20 in them for 4$
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>>681645258
A deep fryer? What do i look like, Trump? That shit costs money, and cleaning would be a bitch. Plus my live in landlord hates mess. Oil would be all over the goddamn place.

Not doable atm.
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>>681645479
The second if should be an it. I wasn't paying attention. Ie, his psu died and needed replacing, etc.
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if you can post on fourchan you're not poorfag

also today i had red lentils
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>>681645521
I don't think that's meatloaf.
Looks like sliced pork loin to me.
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>>681645477
There are never enough a single package,

You would think for such a cheaply processed food, you could get like 15 of them in one pack
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>>681645521
Seriously. What kind of fucking meat is this. Is it Pork? Snake? Mystery meat?
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>>681645548
This

poor is when you're lucky to eat a sandwich throughout the day
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>>681645521
it's like using the crockpot in don't starve. plates retore sanity.
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>>681643636
you're eating right out of the kitchen sink? you are poor!
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>>681645013
Laptop repairs are worth paying some poor fag to do it for you. Fuck that annoying ass shit.
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>>681645521
that's like one weeks worth of carbs dude. you should calm down with the carbs. JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN, WITH THE CARBS!
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>>681645721
kek
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>>681645521
It looks like leftover thankgiving turkey and you poured the turkey gravy over the macaroni noodles.

7/10 would devour!
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>>681643636
Those are gut grenades

Good luck in the shitter
You're ass will hate you
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Jdhdb
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>>681645810
You mistake this for /fit/
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>>681645679
pork and beef combo, but probably not any of the good parts
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I could literally get anything i want but i'm too lazy, might just order a pizza.

>>681645845
>meat salad
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>>681645842
>You are ass will hate you
Kek
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Who here so poor that they only have between 20 and 30 dollars left after paying rent and utilities?

For those of you as poor as me give me some cheap food ideas that have alot of calories and are cheap so I don't die
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>>681645911
enjoy your horsemeat
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>>681645577
You can get a basic deep fryer for like 30 bucks man. Cleaning is literally put a funnel into a jar and empty oil into it. Shit dude, you can get a relatively large pot, fill it with oil, stick a candy thermometer in it, heat it to 350, and bam, you can now deep fry. Just don't be a clumsy autist and spill it everywhere
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>>681644891
not crispy enough. put it back in the oven for another 10 mins on medium-high dood
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>>681644898
hope u get food poisoning fggt
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>>681645845
bruh snack packs are fucking 10/10
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>>681646000
buy flour > make bread > eat bread
make sure it's brown flour
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>>681646018
I have one and makes my house smell like fried food for 2 days and it's really unhealthy. Not deny that it's makes food taste 5x better though
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>>681646018
ok, i'll look into mr chingchong
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>>681646000
Ramen is 50 cents a pack. Have at it. Add eggs for protein.
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>>681645967
Fucking Auto correct
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>>681646004
have you had horsemeat? its good, I wish this was horsemeat.
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>>681646182
Fuck healthy. We all die anyways. That just means your house smells fucking delicious
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Faggots.
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my sauce for every poorfag out there

buy rice, a variety of uncooked dry beans and lentils when you have money and base your food on that.

with these 2 things you can make many many nourishing and tasty meals.

goes with fish chicken beef veggies salads or nothing at all as long as you spice. if youre gonna do beans, add some sugar and vinegar and will always come out ultra tasty. my personal recomendation: try to eat black beans as often as possible since they are among the most nutritious of beans.

a simple cheapo pressure cooker will bring you a long way.

if you dont live in a city this gets even easier. pick avocados, steal potatos and carrots off farms at nite. during seasons you can literally go and collect shopping bags full of corn and no one will even notice.
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>>681645926
yeah i mean i like kebab with a lot of meat and shit but i could never eat this

this sort of stuff just makes you feel gross after
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>>681645926
HSP's/snackpacks are fucking 10/10 dont talk shit
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>>681646136
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The souls of the damned
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>>681646294
i'm going to order a pizza and eat it knowing that you're fat and i'm not
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>>681646459
You should have waited another 207 posts for that
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>>681645499
2/10 effort for sober speak but you gave it a shot
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>>681646482
....... RRRRREEEEEEEEEE
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I haven't ate in 2 days and don't get paid till tomorrow
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>>681646310
>>681646376
fucking animals, this is a kebak, you're all just filthy peasants.
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>>681646678
nigger what are you doing? just go search the dumpsters behind bakeries. free almost fresh food.
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>>681646383
>Man Live Alone Word
what?

buy almost-old meat, it's usually on discount
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>>681646626
fuck off robot
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>>681646000
Your rent is too high, MOVE THE FUCK OUT and get somewhere cheaper(like a share accom)

90 cents loafs of bread

you can buy lots of em and they fill you up
you can even make porridge out of it. (1. toast the bread until it's really dry 2. break up the bread in a pot 3. add water to the brim and boil 4. shit turns to porridge after about 10 mins on high heat. 5. enjoy ur cheap wheat gruel

is good stuff nigga

africans and asians survive on gruel, you can to!
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>>681646712
Never said a hsp was a fucking kebab you gronk
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>>681646000
I can get a 50 pound sack of rice at Sam's club for around $12 US.
Then buy a big fucking sack of dry beans and learn to cook them.
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>>681645013
not everyone knows how to fix a PC

>inb4 high horse
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>>681646858
this is a bro with an actual brain

fellow survival bruv
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>>681643636
>ITT: Niggas don't know the hardship of ramen and kool-aid
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>>681646858
My rent is 1200 a month and I make 1350 a month plus I have to pay electricity and water bill and its the cheapest I can find
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>>681646860
wtf is an hsp?
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>>681647111
something only niggas and poor people eat
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Ground turkey cooked until gray with a small bit of olive oil soaked in malt vinegar when done cooking.

This meal is amazing.
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>>681646712
?
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>>681647192
Ramen?
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Peppers, union, pinapple and mushroom pizza.
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>>681647111
>>681647100
gets
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>>681645521
That's not meatloaf, it's spam.
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>>681647111
halal snack pack

see: meat salad feat. cheese and the gang
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>>681645499
>get a real family
good advice, dude
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>>681646933
there are two types of people on this earth..
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>>681646933

Figure that shit out. I've save thousands of dollars over the years by googling how to do whatever it was I needed done.

Some little doohicky on my refrigerator went out. Guy comes by to give free estimate...$100 in parts, plus $80 in labor.
Fuck that.
Start googling.
Find out what part is bad.
Find it on amazon for $3.65.
Replace it in about 10 minutes.
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>>681647290
this anon knows what the fuck is up
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>tfw you have to panhandle to eat

I work 60 hours a week and still have to panhandle just to be able to eat
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>>681647240
You are satan himself.

No sane person eats pineapples with pizza.

NOT ONE.
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>>681647100
where do you work? Do you own a car?
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>>681647100
1200 a month?
How big is it? I'm from Sweden, and I pay $695 (6500 sek) per month, for a huge-ass 3 room apt
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chicken.

You can buy whole roaster chicken for $5 a pop

stock you freezer with them

look up how to dissect a whole chicken

or roast them whole, easy as fuck, look up a recipe

one bird will give you mean for a few days if you are living alone

dont buy into that BONELESS CHICKEN BREAST BULLSHIT FOR $2 A POUND

That fucking highway robbery in grocery store form

learn to like the fat and bones that give the chicken flavor.
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>>681647361
>Replace it in about 10 minutes.
shit amazon can't even get my one-day delivery right
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>>681647493
I work at a factory and no I'll never be able to afford a car
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Nothing. I might eat dinner tonight, but I might not.
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>>681646018
ISHYGDDT

>turn fryer on
>as soon as outer layer of grease has melted unplug fryer
>dump the lump of grease in the garbage
>rest of cleanup as usual
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>Potatoes
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>>681647512
It's a bachelor apartment the only separate room is the bathroom
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>>681646000
>checked
I know anons have probably already suggested rice, beans etc. Oatmeal ain't a bad idea either though, plus if you have any sugar and margarine on hand, you can make some half ass tasty go bars. Karo syrup sammies ain't bad, if you can afford a jar of off brand pb.
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>>681647361
Yeah man I love doing this sort of shit. My parents whilst I'm not around call up a local technical business to help with every computer problem they encounter. They're charged $50 an hour for labour for the most basic things but they can't google the issue because they don't know the keywords to use, nor would they be able to apply it probably.

People take for granted their technical knowledge. A lot of people don't know how shit works, and I've saved my parents a lotta money by helping.
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>>681647393
bet those drugs are good though
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>>681647483
wtf you talking about nigger? pineapple is god tier on pizza.
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>>681647512
yeah but nobody wants to fucking live in sweden
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>>681646211
I've tried the eggs part. Disgusting. Ramen isn't very good for you anyway, might as well eat fast food.
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>>681647634
Well, bro, at least you don't have to be a faggot to know what it feels like to get fucked up the ass then
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>>681647698
I haven't even drank alcohol in months let alone drugs
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>>681647524
combine that with my rice n beans comment>>681646299
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>>681647335
>>681647361
[spoiler]i work in IT. i was speaking for the other guy[/spoiler]
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>>681647561
ok so you bus it, bike or walk or what?
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Whiskey and cigarettes.
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>>681647483
>can't appreciate pineapple on pizza
I'm so sorry, anon. I hope you don't become an hero over this.
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>>681647683
Feels good, doesn't it?
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>>681647781
you're living beyond your means bro. Either your rent is too high and YOU NEED TO MOVE, or you have another vice that is draining your 60hrs worth of pay. Something needs to change bro.
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>>681647817
Walk, it takes about 40 minutes to get to work. I had a bicycle that I got at a garage sale but it got stolen
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>>681647567
You realize no one uses actual lard as grease nowadays Right? You deep fry in peanut oil, saffflower oil, canola oil, sunflower oil. That shit doesn't congealed into a lump. It stays liquid. You just dump it, rinse it, done
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massive romaine lettuce salad with either tuna or chicken...haven't decided, avocado and tomato with minimal olive oil dressing.
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>>681647720
You have two options mate. Poor eating, or healthy eating. Pick one of those.
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>>681647821
my man
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>>681648021
>but it got stolen
#JUSTWHITETHINGS
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>>681648081
Actually, that's not entirely true. Gas stations are poor places, and still use shortening
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>>681647698
I do that with meth. Geekin fags bring me their shit, I cook and keep the filters. Usually do 2-3 pulls, half ass the 3rd pull and have half a gram to myself using 1 slip.
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>>681643636
Having a lunch with a friend in a summer cafe
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>>681647781
if you can't find a cheap share house then you need quit your job, move somewhere where the rent is cheaper and apply for unemployment until you can land a job. Supplement ur unemployment money, or your savings(maybe pawn some stuff u don't need), by collecting bottles and cans from bins.
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>tfw you can't even comprehend how some people can afford cigarettes and alcohol
>tfw so poor you can literally only pay rent and minimal amounts of food
>tfw sole of my shoes are falling off
>tfw haven't had new clothes in 3 years

if you smoke or drink more than once a year check your wealth privilege
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>>681643636
Im going to be having whatever they have at the gas station i guess :/
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>>681648181
I hate when fatties say this. It's easy enough to eat cheap and healthy if you're not going to damn restaurants every night.

Costs .89 credits for enough broccoli for four meals and ~3 for some chicken parts. You can get grains in huge sacks for bugger all. Should be "You have two options, lazy eating or healthy eating"
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>>681648163
God damn that sounds good.

I would eat like that every day if I could half afford to
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>>681647240
I love unions on my pizzas
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>>681648465
I.... I would like to disagree with you. I've never actually purchased broccoli though.
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>>681648465
You clearly don't live in canada
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>>681648443
People supply me both for doing odd jobs and I dig for junk to sell for pennies, fuck you I earn my shit.
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>>681648443
Get a better job then, dickhole. Or live somewhere cheaper. Not my fault you can't balace your finances.
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>>681648372
yummy as fuck
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>>681648465
>broccoli
a very good way to get the nutritions you need for cheap, just don't overcook it, alternatively use the microwave
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>>681648443
>tfw you stole a pair of shoes from the salvation army

my shoes were fucked man the bottoms were like warn down to my socks now I have a pair of sportek running shoes
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>>681648021
Explain your situation to your boss. Tell him about the cost of rent and how you have no money for food and shit. If he refuses, quit. Move somewhere a hell of a lot cheaper. You'll be happier and probs find a job no problem.

gl anon
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>>681648714
>balace your finances.
so many people have problems with this
>where's all my money?
you fucking used it up dickhead
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>>681648370
waaaaay over my head Jesse. U junky freak.
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>>681648769
>Microwave
b-but anon that's heresy.
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>>681648372
I hope shot shoot you in ur fat head
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>>681648915
I don't spend money stupidly. I don't drink or smoke anything or do any drugs and I don't buy fancy clothes or cellphone or anything like that

>tfw using my sisters old samsung acer phone that has no calling or texting
>tfw I connect to some random persons wifi that lives close
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>>681648999
>Implying knowledge isn't power
Fuckin chode-ass normie faggot.
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>>681643636
pillsbury crescent rolls and suasage links. roll the links inside the dough then bake. super easy and quick. Gets two meals out of one batch.
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>>681649124
>no calling or texting
the fuck does it do then?
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>>681649124
find a job complainfaggot, it's not our fault your life is shit, that's your own fault
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>>681649254
I just use it when I can get a wifi connection. I talk to people through Facebook when I can get an Internet connection
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>>681649124
>tfw on decade old laptop, while sitting on Jon in bathroom just to maintain connection to unknowing fag's wifi
Yeah I know this feel.
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>>681649352
Kek I know a guy like that does that. The welfare fuck is pathetic he gets hammered everyday and does absolutely nothing with his life except get fucked up and mooch off people for drugs and money
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>Be a poorfag
>Have no money till I can find more work
>Fill belly with water for now
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>>681647079
Honestly bruh i would love some ramen and koolaid right now.
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>>681649527
You should have to show receipts when you're on welfare so people can't use it to party etc , there's people on welfare that I know who go out and have fun every night and I'm working 60 hours a week and can't even go out once a year and have drinks
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>>681649722
People on welfare work man they just scam the government and do side jobs with no paper trail

I know a guy on welfare who makes 10k a month doing side jobs and his welfare check pays his rent so basically all the money he makes is "fun" money to do whatever he wants with
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>>681645499
Bwhahahahaha what a cumgargling faglord. Fuck off drunky go dine with the bourgeoisie. By the way, winecoolers? Fuck off american scum if you can't drink wine as it was meant to you shouldn't drink it at all. Be a man for christs sake
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>>681643636
It's morning but probably having gram crackers with some hershey's syrup poured on them.
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>tfw you spend 25$ a day on alcohol
>tfw 12$ a day on cigarettes


if I wasn't an alcoholic or a smoker I'd be able to buy a car in a few months
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>>681650354
Jesus christ I take it you're a canadafag? I'm in Ontario and it costs me 12 bucks a day for smokes and about 13 a day for some tallboy beers
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>>681650354
Same here. I kind of want to quit, but I'm afraid without the alcohol I'd probably end up killing myself.
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>>681650354
What a waste of money m8
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>>681650656
Iktf bro I need the alcohol and cigarettes
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>>681650354
>tfw parents wondering wtf I do with my money
>tfw they don't know I drink everyday and do opiates

I'm always broke a few days after my pay check
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>>681650550
Yep I'm in
ontario I'm drunk now and it's 12 pm
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>>681649705
Welfare houses usually give out aid to those who can't afford base necessities. Alternatively you could attend a church for awhile and claim hardship for donations. Worked for me.
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>>681651174
The only way you get that in canada is if you're a Syrian refugee, Canadians dont get shit
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the easiest cheapest shit you can make yourself is egg sanwhich
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>>681651291
Sorry northern bro, usafag here.
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>>681651338
Even easier if you own a chicken.
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>>681651537
Or know someone who does. I get eggs from a neighbor for $2 a carton.
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Semen and mustard
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>>681647079
Tapwater and pasta. Ramen costs way more than generic pasta.
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I'm on the potatoes and bread diet
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>>681651824
This is true. I always eat noodles and water and I add mayonnaise to it for more calories
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I was so hungry last week I went to a McDonald's and literally stole 2 pockets worth of ketchup packets and drank them just so I had some calories in my body
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>>681652329
TOP KEK

I laughed out loud
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Your generic shitty school food
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>>681651174
Now i just feel like an asshole. Im not really poor i just really like ramen and koolaid....
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>>681652329
Damn dude,

You guys know its literally takes 10 minutes to fill out the food stamp application online, then the next day they call you, tell them how poor you are on the phone, two days later you have a food stamp card in the mail with $197 worth of food.

>inb4 wellfare fag

I work and contribute my share, but man times are fucked right now, and if they are gann give it out then you are a fool not to take it while you can.

Before some politician does away with it.
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>>681653015
I don't think they have that in canada
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>>681653015
Do they give you 197 a month? If so those welfare Americans are eating like kings compared to me with 30 dollars a month for food
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>>681653015
I think welfare has it's place and I think people like you (assuming you're not bsing) are the ones who deserve it. The fat cunts and neets are the people we need to kick out of the system. Free up money for people like you who actually work.
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>>681652329
if you asked the cashier to do that they'd prolly just hook you up with food out of sympathy
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>>681651824
Not where I'm at.
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>>681652858
I thought I did too until I ate it for a year straight.
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>>681643636
broke and waiting on payday good thing I have a quarter box of pancake mix left

>help me /b/ i can't take any more pancakes
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>>681653228>>681653276>>681653112


Well, my post was for those that are killing themselves to eat at work, take the help man, fuck who says otherwise.

specially when you have kids and they keep raising taxes on your paycheck to keep you underwater.
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Going out to have dim sum with the family.
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lasagna.
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https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/hey-canada-why-dont-you-have-food-stamps
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>>681653015
Except you cannot make over a certain amount per month and unless you have munchkins, you don't hardly get shit anyway. Not even enough to help you.
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>>681653439
Make muffins fag.
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>>681653403
Fair enough mate. Hope things get better for ya
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>>681653439
Ok here's what you do, do like >>681653667 said and make muffins, then melt butter on top and put sugar on top if you have any. Kinda like cupcakes, actually pretty good.
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>>681653520
nice hand, granny
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>>681653611
No man, me and my gf live together

she works and i work

after bills that extra $200 bucks for food from food stamps is a godsend my man.
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>>681644373
>"Poor"
>Alienware Laptop.

You know how I know you're white trash? Guess.

We really need to revise our trailer trash w/ plasma TV stereotype for 2016.
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>>681653890
my grandmother lives with me.
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>>681643636
I just got a fucking bowl of cheap cereal.
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>>681654049
>gf
You have more than one person in your place, that's why you get more. When I went in as a single guy, they said I made $40 too much a month and even axing off that 40 would've only net me the same amount in stamps. I told em to fuck themselves.
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>>681645036
Preparing for the Donald Trump presidency, when he builds the wall there will be no burritos. I train my body not to eat foreigners food, I only eat 10 PC McNuggets and mashed potatoes from KFC.
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>>681654398
No see the thing Is i never told them i was living with someone else.

Told them i was homeless living on a property that my brother owns, he keeps the lights on for me but i have no money for food, which that part wasnt a lie, as long as i had an address they had me $197 worth of foodstamps in less than two days.
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>>681654567
Dollar menu diet bb
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>>681654752
Guess they're just more strict here but then again, a quarter of my town is on stamps lol
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>>681654937
Kek
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>>681643636
poor as fuck but bubble and squeak,2 eggs and bacon.
costs around £1 with salt and pepper.
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>>681656004
>tfw competition
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>>681643636
Yesterday's potato salad. Not poor, just hate wasting food
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>>681657113
potato salad with crispy bacon bits,nigger I could eat that every day,would not even need anything else.
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>>681645013

> Why didn't you just do it yourself, turbonigger?

This guy hunts is owns food and taylor's his own clothes....
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Some oatmeal and banana, shit fills you up good
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>>681644611
non-americunts eat bechamel with everything...
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>>681643636
if you were actually poor, you couldn't even be able to afford junkfood and would eat bread, rice, pasta, etc... like I do.
You just have no cooking skill.
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I really want to give you guys some money.
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>>681658658
this...
buy four(s) and rice and eat real food.
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>>681658777
>four(s)
also flour(s)
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>>681658658
somestupidsite/lobster-was-once-considered-peasant-food-tieintoboringwebsitetopic
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Toast, Like every other day. Of every other week.
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>>681645688
This is american poor when you're fat as fuck and eat low quality cheap food all day
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>>681654180
I think you got that backwards mate. You live with your grandmother
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Can of beans for dinner only can afford one meal a day
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>>681645688
fuck a sandwich...
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>>681654567
Fuck Trump. I love spic food. He can hang himself
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>>681659603
What's your paypal? I'll skip my 15$ breakfast tomorrow, and send it to you.
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