Waifu Claiming Thread - My Thread editionThe rules are simple:Claim your 2D waifuhusbandos
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Waifu Claiming Thread - My Thread edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>husbandos allowed you fucking newfags
>post your 2D waifu
>insult other waifu
>discuss stuff
>keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>drink coffee
>fuck tea
Most importantly: Have fun!
Chara claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWurQPnJ3LU
Knife meet to you?
QOTT: is this the krusty krab?
No this is sparta
Always and forever knife to meet you
>>681638239
oh I get it
knife
Raifu's make the best waifu's~ FuNCo claimed
>>681638313
>>681638358
>>681638417
>>681638432
>>681638439
>>681638446
welcome back everyone
>>681638358
Knife to meet you!
>>681638417
No, this is Patrick
>>681637931
Yeah, but I'm kinda sure that Rory made more than one attempt to have fun with Itami... not just shown in the anime. And considering how he acts he probably turned down every move she made on him.
>>681638266
Slept okay, thanks. Just woke up like shit.
>>681638417
You like them spartans don't you Shinoa
Akiko claim
Claimed
Yeah...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjQm1I_RSZs
>>681638609
oh my, Oyasumi Punpun. I like that manga. Gonna buy them all.
>>681638629
Hi Chen :3
>>681638709
Aiko is my dream girl. Didnt they just print them in english??? I'll need to grab those.
Another thread?
I claim sexiest appendages
I prefer seeing girls in boxer shorts than panties. I still love panties.
>lurking
>>681638829
I'm in Austria so I had to wait for the german ones. They just recently released the last volume of it.
>I have 6 for now, there are 13 out
Need to sleep. Got a long ass 2 days.CT scan early, then work, then a night of Pathfinder before coming back to work the next day.
Does anyone else have a raifu?
>>681639024
This will be such a satisfying collection to finish.
Hello~ How are you?
>>681639192
Hell yeah. I'm glad someone showed me that manga. It's really something else. And the art is amazing.
>>681639100
not me at least
QOTT: Can you recite those 14 words for me?
>>681638883
>>681638932
>>681639312
You can try making it less boring Chen
>>681639320
I have no idea what 14 words you mean.
>>681639320
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children?
>>undefined
Is anyone else seeing this shit or just me????
Top cutes:
>Mugi
>Renge
>Shinoa
>Tomoko
>Kagami
>Tats
>>681639746
No, I also see it and then the whole thread got reposted. Seems like fun.
>>681639762
No love for the submarine?
>>681639746
It kinda duplicated the thread
>>681639746
I see it
>>681639721
Indeed. It is a shame that I don't know who you are, though.
>>681639762
>no ruri
>no kirino
>no taihou
>no eu
>no sanya
Just die.
>>681638883
>>681638932
>>681639312
>>681639473
>implying it wasn't always a weird sad avatarfagging circlejerk
>that you guys
>implying you're somehow better than the rest of these weebs
best girl claimed
>>681638495
>not liking big stronk men
>>681639301
Hello qt I'm good. You? Don't think I haven't noticed you
>>681639320
Yes, brother! Heil Hitler and Down With Ganondorf!
>>681639894
I'm nobody important
second best girl claimed
>>681640233
Implying anyone here is important
>>681640276
You don't seem enthusiastic about your waifu
another hour another weeabo thread
>>681640233
Nah. I bet that you're important to someone.
>>681640092
>noticed by Shinoa bro
I'm really tired, just woke up. But I'm doing good :)
>>681640339
i love my waifu. i just also want to claim her reboot self as they are technically different people lol
>>681640707
Good morning Juri. You doing fine?
So what's the point of these threads? I've been lurking for a while and there seems to be no real point to it. Some of the shit here amused me but its mostly just random discussions. Am I missing something here or are you guys just avatarfagging on an anonymous image board?
>>681639762
i bet u samefag all those
Doctor Emily Grey fucking claimed you weeaboo faggots.
>>681640918
I do
>>681640837
At work, literally nothing to do so it's time to get paid while lurking /b/
How are you, it's been a little while.
>>681640599
Just Woke up? Got Little sleep? I notice all that post but never get their replies :D
Best waifu
There's something wrong with me.
>>681640909
We're just avatarfagging on an anonymous image board.
Reason? Different. I live 3 hours away from my friends and it's a good waste of time and an even better distraction from self pity.
Others are just introverted so they come online where it's not that bad and where they can just turn it off when it's too much.
Some other people suffer from depression or other mental illness and just try distracting themself from it.
Most people are reflecting their waifu at some points.
>>681641161
Yup, just having a boring day at home. Woke up angry and it got a bit better.
>>681641093
welcome
>>681641250
and what is wrong?
>>681641250
reminds me of my last poop
>>681640909
I'm afraid that you're not missing anything.
>>681641275
My Husbando is Godzilla, surely that's something wrong?
>>681641299
Giant and radioactive?
>>681640909
I want to die
>>681640909
because posting our waifus makes us happy. it may be an unconventional way to spend our time but it brings us joy while at the same time allowing us to talk to others who share our fanaticism. it matters to us. to quote "komme süsser todd": "everything that matters to me matters in the world"
>>681641436
My waifu is a genocidal maniac? I don't see what's wrong with Godzilla.
>>681641235
>Got Little sleep
Nah, I slept for a fair amount of time. It's just hard to get up
>>681641248
Enjoy you wedding ceremony
>>681641443
>almost got the quads
>>681641275
>>681641357
>>681641597
Those are satisfying answers
Then can you guys tell me what the mental illness of that cat thing is? He seems to think he's somehow above all the rest in some way but only comes here to bitch about how shit the thread is. So why does he keep hanging around when he doesn't like it even though he's just a mere furfag like the rest
And what's with that bunny thing? some kind of inside joke I assume
>>681641443
There is too much to learn about this world to cut it short
sachi claim
>>681638239
Knife meet to you
your waifu is retarded.
>>681641826
regardless, is the effort we put in and the pain we go through worth whatever shitty end result it brings us?
I don't want to be me and live my shitty existence, I want to be karen. at least that's why I come to these threads
>>681641809
those were trips I think
>>681641826
Chen is just Chen. You get used to him. He's just salty and at some point we stopped caring. He's actually okay to talk to.
Bun anon... uh, I never talked with him, but he seems like a fun dude
>>681642034
I know
>>681641826
>what the mental illness of that cat thing is
Chen? Ah, worry not. He is not to be taken seriously.
>that bunny thing? some kind of inside joke I assume
Indeed, just something stupid that became a funny inside joke over time.
>>681641826
>Satire
It's how some people here cover up being a huge faggot.
>>681642094
Oh yeah.. Guess I'm still too tired for this thread
>>681641826
hey.
stop bullying me already, you're rude.
Spiderman claimed. Also spiderman thread
Instead of the regular fucktards waddling through i'm trying to understand this shit
>>681642094
> is the effort we put in and the pain we go through worth whatever shitty end result it brings us?
You should learn and find out
>I don't want to be me and live my shitty existence, I want to be karen
>projecting because life is shit
I can perfectly understand that but it's still sad
>>681642156
>>681642159
So he's just a trolling faggot that uses negative reinforcement to get attention from the other avatarfags? Fuck thats a whole new tier sad
Can't say you guys are more cancerous than all these fucking trap threads and filthy nigger porn threads
>>681642381
Go fuck yourself you sad little spastic
Nobody here owes you anything
>>681642305
you gotta step it up splosions, why are you tired?
>>681642813
please stop
don't be so rude to me.
please, VelKoz-Fan-Art-By-Larry-Ray.png, just don't be such a meanie.
>>681642817
Waking up is hard, takes like an hour or more for me to completely wake up
Morning threads are weird. I never talk to you guys.
>>681642813
>Can't say you guys are more cancerous than all these fucking trap threads and filthy nigger porn threads
I'll take that as a compliment kek
>>681642813
I mean to me having a wife and children, a successful job and a big house isn't worth all the effort I'm gonna have to put it in to get it. I understand the whole thing about not giving up but I just don't want to try.
I never said I wasn't a sad pathetic person. it's exactly what I am and anybody who tries to hide from life like this is just sad. I can't commit suicide and I can't find a reason to live.
Why are you here? Why are you trying to understand?
>>681643239
stop dude
you're making people sad aswell
Hi guys
Claimed
>>681641809
When I get my full 8 hours, I wake up feeling great
>>681642305
>too tired for thread
Bullshit. You are never tired for this thread lol
>>681643153
Because it was your lint
>>681643153
Would you a 3d Tomoko?
>>681642813
Eh. Just think of him as the local madman hollering from the side of the street about God and the end of the world. Most pay no mind but some enjoy the show.
>Can't say you guys are more cancerous than all these fucking trap threads and filthy nigger porn threads
kek thanks.
>>681643366
Mowning my friend
>>681643380
I'd sooner kill myself then touch 3D
Claimed
I need music.
Still on medication...
>>681643213
>implying a constant stream of loli, nigger porn, traps and christian bullshittery isn't more cancerous than weebs discussing random shit
>>681643239
You're pretty real with yourself man I think we can all find ourselves in you
>Why are you trying to understand?
Because I like to understand things. There might be something to these threads. Its just a personality trait. I can't look at a plane and not ask myself how it can fly
>>681643478
He's still a sad little faggot but that's just /b/ with a furry cat face
>>681643380
Am gay so no.
>>681643374
>meen
>>681643153
>getting called weird by Tomoko
>reached a new low
>thanks Tomoko
>>681643374
>When I get my full 8 hours, I wake up feeling great
I slept for a solid 9 hours and still wake up properly
>Bullshit. You are never tired for this thread lol
True
>>681643366
Good morning :)
>>681643623
Here you go buddy :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZFCokoQzMM
>>681643531
I hate this image. What is she eating?
Why does she have two sets of eyebrows?
>>681643905
>I slept for a solid 9 hours and still wake up properly
Can't even write properly
>Megumin bro
>>681643239
I know what you mean but I'm still gonna get a job where I want to work!
>no matter how many applications I need to write
>>681643623
Heya Sameji!
>>681643753
Guess you're right. Weebs discussing random shit isn't as cancerious as the rest.
> I can't look at a plane and not ask myself how it can fly
That's an interesting personality you got there.
I like you, hope you visit more often. Talking with you is rather chill
>>681643905
You used to be in night threads!
>tomocuck
>>681644010
I am here whenever I have nothing better do to
>meaning most of my days
>>681643363
you're right sorry, I'm done
>>681643623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOBKxUT9Da4
Try this? I like them a lot. their songs are funny but still have good tunes
>>681643753
I haven't been here long at all. but the more you stay the more you learn about everyone here, the groups they set up and who their friends are and what they're really like, etc.
I like you though, I hope you come back and ask more questions
>>681643981
keep chuggin chugga
>>681643623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL_pBJN_O3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0C4WvsWy2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUc3nJHFmxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXFK82TGh7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZxLlirprF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTb_EzeCVwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCWQh6bWZRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKdV4Q-iR4A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rogCrEqybu8
>>681643907
It's called a Mont Blanc, it's ice cream
Eyelashes still exist
>>681643981
I've been lurking for a while
The hugbox is pretty gay almost like you guys don't realize it's 2 guys behind a keyboard but for the rest it looks like just any chat. I'll probably lurk and post every once in a while but I doubt I'll become a regular. I just chose this avatar because of that syndra and because he somewhat reflects my personality
>>681643798
U guys r bullies :(
>>681643905
Depending on how much sleep I got from the previous day, I'll feel either good or feel like shit
>>681643907
It's bothering me too. I want to say pancake but it's a spoon and the two eyebrows thing I don't get. Sorry dude
>>681643701
Damn dude. Don't know what happened but it sounds sucky
does anyone here like Eva?
>>681643701
Hard painkillers?
>>681644334
>but I doubt I'll become a regular
Well, that's a bit of a shame, but I understand. It was a good conversation. I'm glad that you decided to ask your questions.
>>681643623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qmVNB4nalk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTs7KXqZRmA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8vlk1UR99k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldsil7KfaLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRJl9LbFx0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUlsTuG39O0
>>681644334
>It's pretty gay, almost you guys don't realize it's 2 guys behind a keyboard
Wanna laugh? We had that already. Some people really got fellings for other anons even tough they were straight
>Probably because they're rather lonely
And you say you've been lurking for a while...
A week? Two weeks? Longer or shorter?
>>681644381
Why don't you play tf2 anymore? Renge cannot stop, he is a madman.
>>681644164
Here, take my feel.
>>681643753
tumblr_n1s1suSLTp1tuaq2ao1_400.gif
wow. powerful words that cut deep.
but you already said that i'm a sad little faggot and a furry three times.
>>681643478
>me being the Diogenes of Sinope of the thread.
>>681644334
stop being a jerk, don't call other gays, don't call this a hugbox.
is very wrong to be such a meanie.
Miho claimed
Hello everyone.
damn filesize limitations
Kyouko claimed.
How's everyone doing?
dropping in, whats up guys
>>681644482
The OP is pretty cool
>>681644627
Thanks Tomoko-anon
>>681644381
I'll feel great in the afternoon, I'm not a morning person
>>681644787
Hello~ How are you?
>>681644955
Doing pretty ok, how about you?
>>681642381
Poor Chen :3
>>681643753
Also you Sound very pretentious
And you are getting sucked in
>>681644334
You don't want to be like Syndra
Kaede Claimed
>>681643905
I almost wrote this one off but I actually enjoyed it.
>>681643981
Different Anon, glad to see my waifu got some attention since I've been away though.
>>681644283
>
Really strange, I just mentioned this movie in a "fuck you I like it" thread on /tv/ a few hours ago. I only got one response and it was "Reddit" but I'll refer to the topic on that one.
>>681644290
>>681644586
Ohh my god okay give me a minute. Maybe just give one next time so I can actually respond..
>>681644955
and she enters with a get!
what a waifu!
How's the expac treating you? Anything up?
>>681644955
Doing ok. You?
is fan art acceptable?
>pic unrelated
>its concept art
>>681645064
I doing ok. Got to go work on a car i bought yesterday.
>>681645070
Must be a sign, time for some tenacious D!
I never seen the movie, I just love their music and humor. Is it any good?
>>681644283
I'll keep chuggin chugga!
>>681645070
Thought so. The other Sameji anon I have in skype. He's shown online normally.
>>681645198
what a dumb question. Yes it is accepted. Or else I'd only have some pixels to post every time
>>681645064
>>681645091
I'm doing pretty good, just woke up, usual shitty sleeping schedule.
>>681645081
I played a bit of C'Thun druid yesterday, it's pretty good. Having Brann on board and then putting out Twin Emperor aswell is pretty satisfying.
>>681645064
whats your favourite episode?
>>681645011
OKOKOKOK. I'll give you Simpsons. That's pretty underground as far as anime goes. So yeah, it's a REAL anime. But Steven Universe? Shut the fuck up, you god damn normie. Any true otaku (anime fanatic, for you baka gaijins out there not fluent in the superior tongue of Nippon) will tell you that Steven Universe is nothing but bullshit moeblob fluff. Steven-chan is as underdeveloped as a character can be, and don't even get me started on Garnet-Kun. Typical 1-dimensional 'cute anime lesbian' archetype. Useless fucking piece of shit mainstream anime made to pander to normies on facebook rather than REAL otakus like me. Whenever I go clothes shopping at Hot Topic and I see a Steven Universe shirt next to the Kill La Kill, or Tokyo Ghoul shirts, I fucking puke in my mouth. Who even told you about Simpsons? I bet you've never even seen that you fucking poser. You probably just read about it on /r/anime and name drop it to try to look like you know wtf you're talking about. I bet you buy your clothes at Old Navy, or GAP. Or even worse, ABERCROMBIE. Yeah, you can fake being into anime to impress all your shit stain American Eagle football jock friends. "wow /u/Riccars is so cool!!! he knows all about le korea shows!!!" but I, and any other TRUE OTAKU can see right through you. You're not sugoi. You're a fucking ポーズ
>>681644627
Applications for program om trying to get into and school studies. I'll try to get on today homie
>>681644955
Good. You?
>>681645011
Sup homie
>>681645064
Oh hell naw! Morning cold feels good
>>681645198
You post whatever you want, usually I don't like to post stuff that runs away too much from the original art style but there are exceptions.
>>681645346
Hey there redhead sleepyhead.
>>681644524
I'm all for a good conversation which I see going on here sometimes. You'd expect it to just be porn and weeb shit but there have been some interesting topics. i'll probably show my face every now and then
>tfw you become one of the avatarfags
>>681644604
Not long
A few days, maybe a week tops. These threads seem to have become more popular or maybe I just started noticing them
>>681644673
Shove a cactus up your arse you senile furfag
The others are right for ignoring your bullshit. I pity you more than anything really since you obviously don't have friends or anything better to do than try to insult this very niche group of weebs on /b/ and have no redeeming qualities. Oh wait, no you're probably diamond league player or something
>>681645065
If you're going to samefag, don't do it this obvious you furry twat
>>681645313
ah okay.
>>681644787
Which shell shall I load, comander?
>>681645406
Nice copypasta.
2/10 bait, because I bothered to reply.
>>681645346
lol. I just got up to. least its before noon.
>>681645478
The fluff bombs
>>681645307
You've never seen TPoD?! If you like their humor and music you are in for a treat.
>>681645313
Sorry to disappoint.
>>681645313
who is chara? I did the neutral and pacifist endings but I couldn't beat sans in the genocide
Does she come after?
>>681645346
>C'Thun Druid
it was only a matter of time
N'zoth rogue and dragon paladin is fucking insane. You just keep putting shit down and refresh it all with n'zoth or the paladin heal.
>>681645468
>samefagging
>>681645247
Glad to hear it! What kind of car did you buy?
>>681645346
I know that feel well
>hugs
>>681645373
Does the End of Evangelion counts? That was pretty intense
>>681645412
Morning cold? Hell naw not on mah neighborhood. A good night outside feels much better nigguh
>>681645472
oh god i forgot how terrible that was
>>681643531
Morning to you. How you doing?
>>681643905
Good morning my friend. What is up?
>>681645793
OF COURSE EOE COUNTS! holy fuck that is seriously one of my favourite movies of all time!
>>681645821
Dont worry, its not nearly as bad as this
>>681645468
Probably the later one. They were here for months.
Anyway, looking forward on seeing you here again
>>681645627
>Disappoint
The other Sameji anon was a rather unique and interesting person so I'm more interested in you.
>>681645686
Yup, comes after Sans.
>Keep trying
And in the pacifist route you were told about Chara. You should know Chara now a bit
>>681645793
Bought a 03 Saturn Ion for $175. I Plan to fix and flip for 2k.
>>681645935
hahaha you are right.
is anyone here a drawfag?
>>681645935
someone should shoop that face onto everyone else's waifus
>>681645618
Yeah it's 5PM here kek
>>681645412
I'm doing good Shinoabro! What are you up to?
>>681645445
>
>>681645686
>N'zoth rogue and dragon paladin is fucking insane.
Haven't tried these, mostly because I don't have N'Zoth at the moment.
Maybe I'll disenchant golden Y'Shaarj and get him.
>>681645966
>Keep trying
Basically the best advice you can give, other than watch someone else beat him to get a feel for the patterns. I've beaten him a few times, certainly enjoyed the challenge but it took me at least 14 goes on my first Geno run.
Also Megalovania is fucking rad.
>>681646100
>5PM
Shiiiiiitttttttt
>>681645705
>>681645468
Forgot Pic you twat, fucking brits
>>681645468
>senile furfag
no.
> diamond league player or something
whoa.
>being this mad and getting so serious.
Is just a thread, why do you have to be mad?
You'll have a stroke if you keep this up.
