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Uncut phimosis fag here. I may need to get circumcised in a few
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Uncut phimosis fag here. I may need to get circumcised in a few weeks, and was wondering which one of these is considered the best. And which one of these are you I guess. Posting this again because my earlier thread got trolled.
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>>681629902
just roll your foreskin back in your pants and see what you like.
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>>681630142
I can only partially pull the foreskin back, but not all the way.
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>>681630439
try to pull it all the way back
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>>681629902
>>681630439
just do some stretching exercises daily and it will do it, eventually.
also, what a shit pediatric you had, that or was a jew doctor, they tend to omit information about foreskin care advising.
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>>681629902
After a month of daily stretching 10 times a day, you don't need to get one..
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Same happened to me fam. Everything practice pulling your skin back as far as you can for about five minutes. I am already seeing results and I started to weeks ago. My goal is to be able to be erect and pull back and not feel tight.
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>>681630858
Pull out from left to right with fingers with lub is more effective
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http://www.viafin-atlas.com/botched-circumcisions.html
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I have the same problem and I asked few doctors about it, they all confirmed that I fucked up the skin on top of my penis and circumcision is the only way to fix it. I tried a shity method with water ballons on jar metal locking and this is the result
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>>681630656
Pedifag here and most pediatricians aren't bad about it nowadays. There was shit advice about it before because you got cut or you ignored your dick entirely. It astounds me that there are adults who are still tight when most people can retract when they are toddlers.
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>>681629902
I think I'm low and right when I look at this picture. Works well for me. Don't go for that loose stuff, it looks like Bullshit
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>>681631008
How do you do that?
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circumcision gone wrong
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>>681631073
>>681631700
There's a larger risk when it's done as an infant.
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>>681629902
>Uncut phimosis fag here. I may need to get circumcised in a few weeks, and was wondering which one of these is considered the best.
real actual medical advice: IF you are going to do this, and you are in a country where it isn't common,,,,, then either find a surgeon who specializes in doing it or go to a country where it is more commonly done and find a surgeon there.

Most of the fuckups I've heard of IRL were people from countries where it isn't usually done, who had to have it done, and the doc had no experience and screwed it up.
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>>681631193
Yeah.... as far as stretching goes... only by hand and never keep a good stretch for too long.

What worked wonders for my was actually pulling my foreskin taut outwards, inserting two fingers (one from both hands obviously) while feeling along the foreskin looking for the tightness. Once you've found it lightly pinch and stretch horizontally for a good 30 sec. After that, rotate your pinch 90 degree and repeat.

Do this a couple of times. And call it a day. Slow and steady is the way to go, to fast will lead to complications.

Its loose skin... there is NO reason why it shouldn't stretch. Just be persistent and carefull.

A good uncircumcised penis should be able to easily retract its foreskin completely over the glad WITHOUT tightness. That means light stretching is not only beneficial to guys with phimosis, but to most guys really.

If you have a foreskin that problematically tight, there's also a good chance you have a short frenulum. pic related. Which might get in the way of completely retracting your foreskin along the shaft. Do not fret, because you're actually blessed with a giant lump of nerve tissue that makes sex awesome. A girl that knows how to do oral will completely blow your fucking mind. My point being... do not be bothered by a short frenulum to much. It wont hamper your ability to have sex like straight up phimosis will.
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>>681629902
1. Get a fucking skin cream form your doctor
2. Apply to dickskin
3. Let the rest flow naturally
4. ???
5. KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOST SENSIBLE SKIN
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>>681632328
Don't lie to the man. That Shit snaps like a piano wire and pisses blood everywhere.

Be careful anon, going in too fast, or into something too tight, it can snap like a banjo string. Very easily.
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>>681629902
At age of 16 I pull back my foreskin for the first time. That smell tho. Never forget it.
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>>681632578
bullshit, it won't tear OP. A little cortisone cream, a little stretching..you will not need a jewdick.
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>>681631700
Just as god it intended us to do.
Bless this country ;_;7
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>>681629902
my phismosis was so bad i could only just force a cotton tip in the opening now i can nearly fit a normal pen
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the foreskins goes to isreal for the jews to eat for dinner.
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>>681629902
Which one of those is this?
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>>681633020
That is not what phimosis is about.
>>681633062
Actually they make expensive woman face cream out of it.
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>>681632578
Not at all. Yes of course it can tear when you're yanking it hard enough intending it to tear.

Going in anything tight enough that the friction between your dick and hole is strong enough for your thrust to make you tear your dickskin is either illegal or dumb. Its your penis...treat it like a genitalia.

But yes, it can tear... and there will be blood. And its awful. But... after that you WILL have the ability to completely retract your foreskin along the shaft.

So having it is pretty gud for it being a literal clump of nerve that's easily extorted for sexual pleasure. And after accidentally tearing it you'll at least be happy your dick looks a bit prettier.
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>>681633183
a failure
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>>681633183
H+T
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>>681633187
what is it about then..?
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>>681633183
in the fucked up category.
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>>681629902
My phimosis disappeared with regular sex. First with a condom, and then managed without

My glans is still very sensitive because that, and when washing, is the only time it sees day light.
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>>681633187
fucking feminists
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>>681633346
The skin around your cocks head, what you described was the peehole.
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>>681633183
lmao I'm saving this pic.
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circ ones turn out different for all. Most of them look like shit.
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>>681633516
no it was the foreskin lol - definetly not peehole
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>>681629902
Just do normal man, I got cut when I was 2 years old, I think normal, but I don't know,, I think problems occur more when there's way too many choices like your pic,, welcome to the master race
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>>681633183
Jesus fuck, that thing got butchered.
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"Just a little off the top please."
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>>681633918
It's normal.
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>>681633183
"how u want ur new cock fam"
"just fuck my shit up"
"say no more"
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Try actual stretching first.

What this anon said. >>681632328
But dont be pussy. You can stretch it pretty hard. If the skin actually hurts the day after and looks irritated go get a steroid cream.
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>>681629902

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>>681629902

Glad I live in a civilized country where genital mutilation isn't the norm.

Freaks. All of you.
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>>681634791
pretty much this
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>>681634791
>>681634873
yep.
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>>681634791
Well enjoy your mexicans in europe once emperor trump build the wall.
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>>681635081
I doubt mexicans will flock to europe.
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>>681633183
>legal to do this to a baby.
savages
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I've got the low and tight. It's the best I think, as it looks the most like an erect dick with folded back foreskin anyways.
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Circumcision is bullshit. Was introduced to stop men from masturbating. Look at the monstrosity here >>681633183 think he can wank a good one without lube? You think they had lube back when they started cutting off foreskins off of babydicks?
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>>681634791
talks shit about being circumcised in a thread where uncircumcised OP medically requires it.
yfw
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Does anyone know where I can get an adult circumcision in Melbourne? All of the online resources are for infants. Or will I have to get referred by a GP?
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>>681635300
Why is this in 1337h4x0r colours? Shit hurts my eyes.
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>>681635684
Just consult your local butcher.
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>>681635713
Open the image in a new window and zoom in too 100%
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>>681635336

I was talking about genital mutilation as a norm.

Read again.
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>>681631984
whats the risk?
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>>681635806
Well memed.
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>>681629902
You don't need to get it circumcised.
A minor incision will do. I don't remember what the surgery is called though.
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>>681636098
to be steril and lots of other stuff as herpes and such.
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>>681636345
>herpes
>sterile
how exactly? I was circumcised as a baby because of "hygiene" but I seem fine so I'm curious, especially about herpes
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>>681635877
And this is why the vast majority of yurop smells like piss. It's all the dirty, bacteria-infested dicks.
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I have phimosis, it seams that my skin stretches fine when I'm balls deep in a girl and I can hold the skin back. But other than that I can't really stretch the skin when I'm in neutral position. My dick looks ugly af rested.
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>>681636525

Well, I've never encountered that issue, and I've lived here all my life.
It could be due to this habit of washing our genitals regularly that we've maintained for ages, but I can't be sure.

On the other hand, every American I've ever met was grossly overweight and loud as fuck.
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>>681635713
I like the dark colors
It's easier on my robot eyes
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>>681636457
look it up
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>>681629902
OP you posted at a bad time for advice. It's still morning for America, so you're going to get a lot of yuropoors trying to talk you out of making the best decision for yourself.
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>>681637326
Lol for america? they just whine about hygine.
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>>681637326

Well, I'd rather be europoor than amerifat. :D
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>>681637457
At least America can provide OP with the actual advice he's asking for, rather than suggesting sham remedies like pulling the foreskin back for 10 hours a day everyday.
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>>681637676
What's the point of getting rid of something while you can still have it but have the same effects of a circ?
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>>681635297
Who is she?
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>>681635684
Anyone?
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>>681629902
Normal one. Don't listen to cunts telling you not to circumcise. Just do it. It's way better.
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>>681638400
How do you know?
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>>681629902
You don't have a choice, the surgeon will chose what is the best for you, it's not a hair salon
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>>681636826
The average american is so fat that no water will reach their crotches anymore.
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>>681637676
You fap for 5 hours a day anyway so why not use that time to stretch a little?
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>>681629902
>>681638625
>it's not a hair salon
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Low and loose had it myself,phikosis fag here after i had it sex count went up a lot.
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I just can't suck an uncut dick. They smell like cheese no matter how clean the person is. Love the smell of fresh balls but cheese dick is disgusting. Only suck uncut.
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I had bad phimosis, beyond the point where creams and stretching would work.

Got cut yesterday, dick looks haggard as fuuuuck right now, no fapping for a while...
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< 34 > https://www.dropbox.com/s/x7dlb3llwkiwjsl/0000.zip?dl=1
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>>681638957

You either had bad cheese or bad dick, compadre.
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had mild phimosis until early 20s, kept my business clean despite how uncomfortable it was to pull the skin back

would sometimes pull the skin back and let it sit behind the head for a few hours to stretch it out

had sex with a chick who saw my uncut dick before we fucked, then saw it after we'd rawdogged for a while and the skin was sitting neatly behind the head making me look like i was circumcised.

confused the fuck out of her
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