can we get a non banana YLYL thread?
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can we get a non banana YLYL thread?
Want a good thread so let's get some good shit going
Anyone else gonna contribute?
>>681629722
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with Suiseiseki up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 threads
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed the OP
And stomped the newfag kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than OP trying to start a thread again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an GiB
Not porn I meant desu dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
Suiseiseki throws the bombest bash in town
I dont believe in magic... because if it exists... then I am in danger of being tricked into being eaten by monster desu desu. A snack for her belly for me to be digested for a thousand years in hundreds of chewed LIVE seperate pieces, my soul trapped in each for the remainder of the slow 1,000 year digestion.
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With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
>>681629372
I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore
are the banana guy and the desu guy trying to out-shitpost each other, or are they just reveling in the fact that YLYL threads are somehow being ruined? i haven't enjoyed a YLYL in at least a fucking week
Like seriously what the fuck is wrong with you? Do you desufags have a fucking off switch?
I don't understand how you can spend all your time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think
>"THAT THERE THREAD SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH SUISEISEKI BLASTED ALL OVER IT!"
I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots.
You must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; what the FUCK does desu even mean??
Why on earth would you associate it with fucking 4chan? Did you ever get any sunlight as a child?
There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.
>>681629936
What the fuck
Anyone got the one with the man leaving a skeleton in his apartment to spook his gf?
>>681630145
You're pretty much spot on.
>mfw all we can do is deal with their crap
I just hope that someday, when these people will be growing old, they'll realize about how much of a fucking failure there life has been.
>>681630224
Welcome to the Internet dumb dumb stupid.
>>681630265
I lose to this one every single time!
I really, really, really like this image! XDDDD
Do you mind if I save it? I want to show everyone so they can laugh and lose, too.
>>681629936
Jesus Christ, what did I just watch?
>>681630509
You too dumb dumb stupid.
>>681630372
The image by its self would have been fine.
>>681630482
9fag posts, get out!
Oh look. The fucking 9fag rage comic spammer and grandma porn smammer just showed up. Can i have 20 packs of cigarettes so i can smoke them all at once. Literally less cancer than this shit
>>681630372
So did she make it over the border before dropping that anchor?
>>681629936
I swear that bird is enjoying it.
This is not what suiseiseki was built for.
Sage this shit.
>>681630632
I got you /b/ro
>baby shoots itself
>go on facebook to tell people right after
>>681630805
Thanks, Lori.
>>681630645
Thanks, pal. Now I have cancer. Abandon thread.
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>681630257
There you go fucktard
>>681629936
Wake me up.
>>681631107
Cancer: 1. The word "newfag". It's becoming like the word "newb" these 13 year old faggots say. People here for a week see someone use the word "newfag" then start calling everyone they disagree with or just random people "newfags" then fap vigorously, thinking they "pwned" someone. 2. Spamming fags, myshittycityfags, etc. It does nothing but create an eyesore and it's fucking annoying. 3. Furfags, combofags, camwhores, drawfags. If you wanna be a furry, gb2/devianTART. Combos aren't funny and will never be "epic". If you want to be a camwhore, go to MySpace or Stickam or some shit. We're Anonymous for a reason. 4. Laugh/lose threads. 4chan isn't your "OMG LOOKIT THA FUNNY SIGHT =^____^=". GTFO. 5. Personal army fags. We won't raid your friends/school bully so stop spamming their phone numbers and emails. 6. Faggots that haven't got the lingo down yet and post "LOL I HURD U LIEK MUDKIPZ" or "TITS OR GTFO ROFL XD" or "BEE CUM ANNE HEROINE LMFAO >_<". Posting this shit doesn't make you fit in. Kill yourself. 7. People that type letters for words such as "u", "c", "b", "ur", etc. 4chan isn't AIM. If you're too lazy to type out your goddamn words, just leave now and take your niggerspeak with you. 8. "Report in/Roll call", "post ending in x", "Confirmed for brawl", "ITT: epic thread", reposts in general, etc. Stop trying to be funny. Try a little originality for once. 9. "Cut vs uncut", "Americunt vs. Eurofag" etc. Troll somewhere else. 10. EDfags. Gb2/ED for your "lulz". 11. Rulefags. The original rules 1 & 2 were as follows: "Rule 1: Don't mention 4chan, Rule 2: eBaum's did it". And they were called rules 1 & 2 OF RAIDING. But of course you wouldn't know that because you came sometime after Habboraids. 4chan isn't your own personal Fight Club, so STFU. We don't like you any more than the real world does. 12. Modfags/moot. Money shouldn't be worth failing your site. Shit went to hell because they don't give a damn.
>>681630145
You looked up desu from google and made this shitpost, didn't ya?
>>681629660
Lol i posted this pic yesterday the thread was glorious
>>681630265
>no banana ylyl thread
You are a rebel, I like this.
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>>681631247
Can't wake up
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>>681631391
I really really like these images.
>>681630557
You fail at life
Wow, I forgot how cancerous rage comics are.
>>681631797
lol poop
>>681631840
Samefag detected
>>681631391
>has actually saved a ton of rage comics
>is now spamming a ylyl thread with them
>solving loads of captcha's just to troll
>no one really cares
You must have quite a pathetic life
Cancer Time
>>681629310
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>681631900
same as what? you only linked one post.
>>681629462
>Mondays
>>681631991
We get it. You cath.
>>681629310
Does anyone remember that file sharing site, something/wall/random characters?
whats the name of the site?
>>681631980
Nope dudes running a script.
Shit posting is off.
This is actually malicious spamm.
>>681631918
>solving captchas
>not using a pass
pleb
>>681631821
What a retard, if they're told to ask you if you want a bag then that's what they will do. Besides, sometimes you do want a bag.
>>681631918
>2016
>solving captchas
kek
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>>681632296
hivemind
>>681629936
Not
>50 bounty added to whiterun
What are you doing with your life, anon?
>>681632139
all i can think of is vola...
I know theres another one tho..
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>>681632317
Implying someone like that is using a pass
Worst YLYL thread I've ever seen.
>>681632486
There are other ways, newfriend.
>>681631725
At least he's probably not a newfag.
>>681632723
So how was you third ylyl?
Heh I remember when I was just like you.
Was some time early 2007
I was a brain dead twat, and got outed for it.
So I stayed in the shadows for a while.
Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make "jokes" like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>681630343
Is that poop still inside an organ that's dangling out of its butt? Or do turtles have a cloaca?
>>681629310
Why would you start a YLYL thread with that picture? Explain to me what, if anything, about that picture is funny,
>>681630937
>Fake bullshit
>Juggafat took too many drugs and it died after being born
Newfag detected, this shit was on here years ago.
>>681632741
fucking tell me about it
my point is that it is quite pathetic, even if its a fully automated process
>>681633274
they just have really weird dicks
rage comics and granny porn is bot, probably was unbanned so starts postng again, exatctly the same shit in exactly the same order. mods must ban it, forever.
>>681633274
reptiles poop and pee at the same time
< 48 > Yeah she was a huge whore. Today I will be leaking all her nude videos cause I love you guys. http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=00183735076971786813 Do note that I will remove it in a few minutes so & before it's removed.
>>681629874
lost
>>681631391
By acknowledging these at all, you encourage them to post more
>>681630098
Oh look, it's op's mom's dildo
>>681636845
>what is a bot?
An hero faggot.
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>>681630265
I really really like this image
>>681629310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no3Znlbw6p0
>>681629609
underrated post.
>>681629936
lost so so so bad
