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This is the heterosexual story about this native american dude that changed my life, no fucketry jokes or prince of bel air shit

>be me, few months ago
>30, virgin beta male autist, live with mom, work graveyard shift at a gas station in rural MN near indian reservation
>go home sleep all day play vidya have no life
>get truckers, drunks, poor fucktards of all types (native and white mostly) coming in every night
>tall imposing native guy in his mid-twenties comes in almost every night during my shift
>he's not like the other natives, doesn't look like he's from around here, wears nice clothes, black framed glasses, has sort of a hipster haircut
>buys a donut and a jug of water every night without fail
>says nothing but "Have a good night, mane" every single fucking time

>in the winter he comes in looking fucked up
>eyes red like he has been crying, distant look, no socks, disheveled
>"sup, man" I ask him and we start talking
>Limes (not his real name) doesn't say why he's crying but it turns out he's a movie director and he is living in a cabin while he writes a movie script
>over the conversation he pulls himself together a little more (likes to talk about himself)
>he leaves
>google him and he hasn't directed any actual movies that I could see but he won something at the sundance film festival
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Go on
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cont.

>comes in the next night looking better and says "hey, Anon"
>"hey Limes" I say
>"you got a day off soon? You doin' anything?"
>pretend to be cool "Not really, wassup?"
>"come over and have a beer. I'm sitting in this cabin writing bullshit all day and could use company."
>so the next day I go over and it's not really a cabin he lives in. It's a nice house on this big lake, probly cost $400,000.
>"how do you afford to live here?" I asked him.
>"this is one of my dad's houses."

>we have a beer and we play vidya on his huge TV. Mostly just GTA but whatever I'm not at home and mom can't fuck my shit up.
>he says almost nothing the entire time
>i get nervous and ask him a bunch of questions and he answers with yes or no answers
>"do you play a lot vidya?"
>"yeah."
>"just GTA?"
>"yeah."
>"I like GTA"
>"cool."
>when we switch turns he goes on his phone and looks at photos and doesn't say anything
>the photos are of a blonde qt3.14 model 9.7/10
>after the third or fourth time he does it I asked him "Who's the girl, Limes?"
>"oh, um..." It's the first time I see him nervous "it's my ex-girlfriend"
>"damn, dude. How'd you swing that?"
>"look at me. I'm fucking awesome." in a monotone
>I laughed. It was the first remotely funny thing he said.
>"you got a girl?" he asked
>"no, I don't."
>"how come?"
>"I... I've never had a girlfriend. Never even kissed a girl." I said
>"oh, shit. How?"
>"I don't know."
>he just smiles and says "Okay. Play the fucking game, Anon."
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cont.

>we hang again a week or so later
>he's tipsy when I get there, looks like he's been fucked up for a while
>we play vidya
>where'd you meet that girl? I asked him
>california.
>why are you with her right now?
>I fucked up. Can't take it back.
>there's silence for what seems like an hour as he plays GTA
>"You know," he said "she has this tattoo on her arm. it says "everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Kind of weird but that's how I felt when I was with her. Never felt it before. Doubt I'll feel it again."
>I didn't know what to say so it was silent again

>finally he says "I was think of your problem, anon. I got a cousin about your age. she's got a kid but i don't think she wants to have no more. anyway, she lives over in Wisconsin. she is actually pretty nice and her son is cool."
>"That's okay. you don't need to do that."
>"I know. she could use somebody nice in her life, though. Last motherfucker fucked her up all the time."
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Go onnnnnn
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I'm mildly curious.
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Go on, OP
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>_>.......
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did he died?
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cont.

>go home and tell my mom i'm going to wisconsin for a couple of days
>"Who? Why? I don't think it's a good idea." she said "what about your job? you're going to get fired."
>"Okay."
>Tell Limes I can't go.
>he asks why and I tell him
>he laughs maniacally. It was weird. "I'm coming to pick you up in the morning."

>so I sneak out in the morning to avoid being berated by my mom
>never been on a road trip with a friend before
>realize i never had a friend before
>get this sinking feeling and can't shake it
>"pull over, Limes."
>"Why?"
>"just do it"
>he pulls over and I puke all over the road
>"What am I supposed to say to your cousin?"
>"nothin', dude. don't worry about it. are you okay?"
>"I never even touched a girl."
>"you don't need to touch her. Just talk to her. She will be nice to you. I'll be there, too. you will be fine"
>"I don't know"

>we go to a dive bar in a small town in wisconsin
>Limes immediately hugs like twelve people who he all introduces as his cousins
>and that's when she walks in. Hilly, her name was.
>perfect skin. long black hair, part of it covering her face. she is thick but not too thick. 7.5/10
>hi, Limes she says
>"oh, Hilly. good to see you, cous. This is anon"
>and I freeze.
>fuck
>"Uhh..... Hey.... How are.... You... Hi."
>Limes laughs at me.
>I fucked that up I fucked that up I fucked that up
>Hilly looks at me and smiles and goes to the bar
>I go to the bathroom and stay in there for a few minutes
>can't stop shaking
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OP, take your time, but please post it. I'm too curious
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Liking this story so far
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>come out of the bathroom finally
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
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Bumping
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come on op im on the edge of my seat here
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Why doesn't anyone pre type this shit?
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op is #rip
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>>681629798
Honestly, you had me there.

Bump
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He walked the dinosaur? Thats the end?
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>>681630129
Probably because they don't wanna type a whole story just for everyone to lose interest in the first post
Makes sense to pretype though
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>>681630272
Welcome to 4chan, newfriend
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LET'S KEEP IT ALIVE!!!
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>tell hilly to fuck off because whatever
> get on knees and suck Limes cock because OP is a faggot
> cop random dick all night because OP is a faggot
> go home, kill mum, masturbate, fuck the dog, and get butt raped by dad because OP = faggot
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Come on man hurry up
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Op killed himself because thats how the story ends
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>>681626909

Op dont know what to do with a girl, he would less pretype for being a fucking autist weabo
>>itt: Bear with maadafucker
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C'mon OP, let's do it for the fans
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cont.

sorry just finishing up my shift

>"Anoooooon, wipe your ass already!"I hear from the bar. it's Limes
>I go out and he has a shot lined up at the bar for me
>"let's get shitty" he says
>so we drink
>within an hour I'm hammered
>occasionally make eye contact with Hilly
>can't really remember
>Soon I'm making jokes and people are laughing
>now that I think about it they were probably laughing at me
>Hilly is having a good time I think
>lots of yelling and belligerence
>natives know how to have fun

>drunk
>say to Hilly "You're beautiful"
>she nods and says "okay anon" and touches my cheek like she's petting a dog
>"Fuck I'm an idiot"
>I go and hide outside
>Limes is in the alley behind the bar by himself having a cigarette.
>"I didn't know you smoked"
>"I don't usually. Having a hard night I suppose. Are you enjoying yourself?"
>"Yes, I say. But I think I fucked up with Hilly." I say
>"No, she likes you. Just be cool. Native girls will come to you. That's how they do it. That's what they say anyway. I've never been with one."
>"what's wrong, Limes? why are you always so down?"
>He goes silent for a moment. "I can't shake this feeling that i gave up something great because I'm a fucking idiot. I want to go back in time. Obviously I can't." Then he kind of starts to cry and says something like "But if I could just go back in time and tell Stephanie that I loved her and made sure that she really knew it, I could've had anything and everything that I ever wanted. I let it go. That moment past and I'm stuck in fucking Minnesota by myself in a fucking cabin, and the only time I go outside is to get water and food."
>The door to the alley bursts open

>"HILLY LIKES YOU" one of his cousins yells into the alley
>"Eh! Shut up guys!" hilly yells and pulls her cousin into the bar
>it was too much in that moment. A girl liking me and watching my only friend break down in front of me
>my eyes started shaking
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>>681630747
Yisss
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>>681630164
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Yaaaaas
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God, what kind of name is "hilly"? Fucking plains niggers
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OP get the fuck back in here. Damn nigger. Trying to run out on us.
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>>681631299
Bump for a greater good
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uh uh uh uh stayin' alive, stayin' alive
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Holy bump
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>>681631406
Bump!
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Fuck niggers.
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Bump for sexy time with Hilly
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Anyone else reading the injin parts in wolftongue?
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YLYL till OP gets back.
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Someone screencap that shit for future feels threads
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>>681631015
Shut the fuck up bitch
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>>681626909
GO ON
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Bumping. OP don't let us down
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This is the gayest "heterosexual" story I ever read
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> 2percent battery
> no charger
POST THE FUCKING STORY NOW
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>>681631536
Having friends isn't really gay, you probably wouldn't know though faggot.
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>>681631499
I fuckin lost it over this one for about a week after i first saw it
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Fuck, OP why are you so fucking slow?
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I swear to god OP, if you bailed on us.....
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What happened!?? And also, did noone mention the fact that you're not a native?
Wait.... Are you a native?
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Goddamn it OP I'm counting on you
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>>681630747
Go Op

Maximum lurking
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please go on OP
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Clitter's Shogged
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>>681631582
If you are in botany lab at unil lausanne I can land you mine
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>>681631784
He said he is white, lean to read fucking millenial

Dis aint a twiit
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bump OP
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>>681631854
Nope sydney Ausfag here
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>>681631843
No idea why but this gave me a lel
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>>681631732
He is an autist weaabo, he told at the start of the story mat
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>>681631861
If you fuckers would learn to write I'd have an easier fucking time
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>>681631633
Damn, I need cream for that burn.
Let me break down the faggotry of this story.
OP has one nigger friend.
Is a 30 year old kissless virgin, who lives with his mother.
Goes on a road trip with a hipster nigger to try and fuck said niggers cousin, but instead goes to watch a nigger cry in an alley
Either
A) he is a serial killer, or
B) a faggot writing a gay fucking story
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>681631854
Sorge anon reporting in, where you at?
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>I was so nervous she like me I couldn't stop shaking
>my palms get sweaty. Knees weak, arms feel heavy
>mom's sphagetti
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>>681632071
why not both?
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BUMP! Please finish.
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>>681631015
It's a fake name, you fucking moron. she has a normal name.

Also, for the record, I'm a white male since one of you asked

>go back inside
>Hilly is playing pool
>asks if I want to play
>we play one on one and talk for a while, do a couple shots, really drunk now
>she's 29 and has a 6-year-old son
>works as an admin assistant at a casino
>she's actually really smart. smarter than me, which is weird because i'm pretty smart and it's wisconsin
>she takes a few verbal playful jabs at me, talking about how awkward I am
>asks if I want a cigarette and we go outside into the alley
>we go outside. the alley is empty
>Limes is gone, he wasn't in the bar either
>"Where's Limes?"
>"Who fucking knows. that guy disappears all the time. Prolly in his car writing his novel or something."
>never smoked a cigarette before, don't know what i'm doing
>cough like a bitch, makes me feel drunker
>suddenly we're kissing
>like, I don't even remember the moments leading up to it, wish I did
>she's really gentle and touches my ears softly
>get a huge boner and can't really hide it because she's pressing her body against mine
>she doesn't mention it
>"you don't have to spend the night at the hotel with Limes. My son is at my ma's." she says.
>my heart beats stupidly fast like I'm running a marathon. My vision shakes and I can't breathe.
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OP seriously fuck you for being so slow.
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>>681632101
I was nervous my knees weak, arms spaghetti.
Spaghetti on his spaghetti already.
Mom's spaghetti.
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>>681630747
this story is awesome, stop what your doing and focus everything on writting this
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>>681632209
As a Native person myself, we are drunks and can't keep our pants on. Sorry.
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>>681632209
>mom's spaghetti
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>>681632209
PLOT TWIST

OP is actually Limes reading his screenplay to us.
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>>681632361
probably because you relate to this story you fastass
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>>681632209
Noods for OP. Waiting for him to come back
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>>681632255
And there's Maddy
and everybody is mad a Maddy
because she has spaghetti
but no one ain't gonna want spaghetti.
What the fuck Maddy ?
Fuck you and your spaghetti.
That makes me upsetti.
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>>681632463
10/10 hypothesis
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>>681632480
Kek
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When life gives you Limes you fuck the shit out of that Heyhowareya's thicky thick cousin
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>>681632463
dic-- mind blown
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>>681632463
kek
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>>681632209
>smart
>latenight gas station attendee
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>>681632387
I did a report on reservations back in high school. You live on one or nah? If so, what's it like?
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you fucked this up didn't you?
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>>681632387
im australian, our naitives are either cunts, wanna be gangsters, meth addicts or if they are in the tourist industry, they are just plain assholes, but at least they have there shit together
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>>681632463
thought that too but than i thought...that would be a shitty plot...but maybe thats why limes cried?
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>>681632535
kek
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>>681632601
Im british. Our natives are cunts, wanna be cunts, or cunts with money.
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Anon please
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>>681632601
Well your natives are fucking retarded. Can't really compare to native americans
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>>681632656
All brown people are cunts my friend.
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>>681632656
yeah most of the native americans i've met in the US have been great. except for htis one cunt trump supporter i met in a bar in new york city. i've fucked two nativer american women and while they weren't 10's they were fucking ready to do all sorts of shit.
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So he gave her a smallpox blanket and took her land. The end.
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Did OP bone the Indian?

I love the grains of gold on this board
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Hurry it up asshole, I need to sleep.
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I'm African, our natives are our civilized people
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>>681632576
Yeah, I live in a fairly big reserve. 4000 plus population. It's okay; needles in the ditches are the biggest concern. Few murders happened a while back, not at once though. All in all, I like it here but I wish everyone wasn't so lazy.
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>>681632656
i wish our naitive were as cool as naitve americans, id share the peace pipe with you guys any day, naitive americans have an awesome culture
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>>681632717

They are cunts to white people

We fine between brown people
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>>681632717
You'll grow up someday kid
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>>681632750
Haha! I love this, and I'm Native.
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>>681632209
Spaghetti spaghetti already, mom's spaghetti, on the spaghetti she's like moms spaghetti there's spaghetti on her spaghetti spaghetti
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https://youtu.be/_zH9wHWMi_k

Music while we wait.
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>>681632656
im also australian and i agree. boongs are just dirty and useless
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>>681632861
Does he get scalped for fucking a native girl?
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This why I like to find these threads when Op is already done. I need to go to work niggerrrrrrr
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>>681630461
>>681630461
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>>681632820
Culture and tradition is very important to us, I'm glad we can keep our Native language and culture. Slowly we are losing it though, and I do everything I can for me and my family and my kids to carry on our values.
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Holy shit Anon I only come on 4chan to jerk off so please finish this story so I can move on with my morning.
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>>681632951
Cannibal fucktards no?
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>>681632954
Mmmm, depends...was she my cousin?
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>and I learned to paint in all the colors of the wind.
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Ffs op hurry the fuck up
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Useless spam 'till this faggit comes back
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>>681633033
indeed
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>>681633004
Goodmorning
>did i make ur morning?
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>>681633004
My sentiments exactly fuck I got here like half an hour ago
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>>681632986
Yeah like praying to rocks, eating fattening ass bread, and fucking buffalo on the Prairie, fuck outta here nigga...drop your bullshit and just succumb to the American way
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>be op
>Kill limes because I'm a slow faggot
>rape Hilly because I'm a virgin bitch
>make up story on /b/ so people think I'm cool
>mom still wipes me bum and changes me pajamas
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>>681632535
>/thread
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>>681633058
FUCK HAHAHAGA
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>>681632797
Damn dude. Do you guys have a saltiness towards white people because the whole murdering you guys and taking your land, or is it past that now?
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>>681633066
Nypa
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>>681633133
Kekd and checkd
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Stop hurrying OP you basement dwelling jackoffs. Go eat some burritos instead.
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>>681633127
I'm not even American tho, and there are more than one Native American culture...i have no idea what you're talking about
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https://youtu.be/QbrvwaVXJ48
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Op is a faggot
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>be me
>29 year old native named Hilly
>6 year old son
>lazy asshole writer cousin
>cousin pimps me out regularly
>meet gas station autist cause cousins slinging my pussy
>forced to fuck autist so cousin limes can get free water and donuts nightly
>moms spaghetti
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>>681633112
Sure mang. Not as good as jerking off would be right now though.
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>>681632986
id be happy to learn it from you, our only culure in australia is sport, beer and cooking meat on the BBQ/grill. but we have a mad music scene and mad beaches, come on down to bells beach you will love it, or byron bay, thats pretty cool
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>>681633127
Spoken like a true uncultured American Idiot
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she has a noisey quim due to the fact that she birthed a child standing straight up. She uses her cunny as a saddle bag to carry sundries across the plains
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>>681632937
thank you my native friend
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>>681633199
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I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
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Why are your eyes shaking all the time ffs
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>>681633263
Inspiring
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>33333?
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>>681633263
top kek
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>>681633148
Fuck that I love white people. Fun to party with, nice looking women, and are chill. My friends love to joke around about Native American stuff, but they know I joke about it too. I honestly don't have any negative feelings towards white people for doing that.
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Looks legit that it takes him so much time. If you play vydia all day and have no friends you probably can't fast type...
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>>681633311
Stop cathing.
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Is this the new walk the dinasaur? Just stop in the middle of your story?
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I've spent too much time watching this post update to leave now. Take your time OP
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>>681633311
Nice triple double
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>>681633263
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>>681633370
Sorry for taking the land thing, but America
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>>681633263
>projecting
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https://youtu.be/GNi__fnadTM
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>>681633311

>checked-full house
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>>681633545
I understand, sorry for the scalping and yelling. And sorry for being such a lazy generation of people, we don't even try to fix that.
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best story in a long time...so far...
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Bamp b4 OP fucks this up too
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>>681633370
Hell yeah dude, that's how it should be. The past is the past, especially when it was so long ago that this generation had 0 to do with it. Meanwhile black people still hanging on to slavery like it's still happening lol. White people love cool not white people lol. I'm Puerto Rican and I understand exactly what you mean about joking around with your friends about race lol.
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Is op fucking dead or something? I don't even like this bedtime story but it fuels me knowing the end of it
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>>681626909
Limes killed fagg
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This story ghey and boring and all of you are too for liking it.
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Bump for delivery faggot
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>>681633830
This, fucking can't handle the suspense
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Patiently waiting
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>>681633733
It's been 23 minutes since his last post so it looks I guess op died
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>>681633810
It's called racism and white people are more than happy to keep that shit alive. Do you even 4chan?
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Memeneneneneneeejdhxyussskal
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Im interested type faster op
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>>681633810
They always tell me stuff like "you want a blanket? It's smallpox free" if I'm at a friends house and ask for blanket, in a way I set myself up for jokes. I love my white friends though. I agree, it's how it should be. Sure it's nice to know about history, but it's not a conflict anymore.
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>>681633852
you're glaymouring and borereal forest faogbtich
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cont.

sorry, had to drive home

>Limes is gone, text him from my flip phone and he says I'll be fine
>go to Hilly's house on the reservation
>the whole way there I tapped my foot
>she asked me to stop because it was shaking the car
>pull my hair instead and she laughs at me
>we get to her house
>it's like the ghetto but different, not gross and seedy. just run down
>inside it's also run down but clean
>barely have time to look around before she pulls me into her bedroom
>it's about as dark as you can get inside the room
>she turns on the weeknd on her ipod dock
>suddenly I feel her standing next to me
>put my arm around her and feel that she is wearing nothing at all. She's completely naked.
>she kisses me
>suddenly something in me awakens and I start feeling every inch of her body
>everything is completely smooth, it's odd. My body has a lot of rough spots but hers had almost none
>she pushes me onto the bed and begins helping me take off all my clothes
>"put this on" she says and hands me a condom
>"I'm on birth control but I don't know you yet, so we need to use this."
>"oh, okay." I say, fumbling with the wrapper.
>I feel the energy leaving because I don't know how to do it."
>"I don't know what I'm doing" I say
>"What?"
>"I don't know how to put it on."
>silence
>have you done this before? she asks
>long silence. "No," I say.
>"Okay. So this is your first time?"
>"... Yes."
>"Goodness. Lucky me I guess. I don't think we need to worry about a condom. I've been tested for everything regularly, so... we can probably do without the condom. What do you think?"
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rest in piss OP you fuck
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>>681634124
please continue we are all hooked
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>>681633852
Do the magic disappearance trick, Gardini.
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Jesus Christ I've been following this thread since like 8 this morning. Holy shit op needs to hurry the fuck up
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>>681633960
>white people
im not white, im light brown/reddish!
also gingers aren't the same race as me, stop grouping me together with those filthy subhumans.
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Hey guys its me Limes just saying that Op is a fucking weeb loser and jerks off to his Mommy's underwear. Also he lied about the cabin, I live in Hollywood where I fuck bitches and hammer down sweet sweet liquor. Also if op says he fucked Hilly, he didn't, heck he didn't even talk to her at all. Just jerked off and cried in the bars bathroom
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>>681632765
>I'm African. Our natives are civilized people
Think again.
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>>681634124
>"Goodness. Lucky me I guess. I don't think we need to worry about a condom. I've been tested for everything regularly, so... we can probably do without the condom. What do you think?
Natural dialogue at it's finest
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>>681634124
Continue
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>>681632463
DUDE.

10/10, deserves an Oscar.
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>>681633699
It's ok I'm 1st generation Croatian-American so my ancestors never dealt with that shit
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>>681634194
You could just bookmark it at this point.
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I live in Sioux City. The majority of natives are drunks and petty criminals. Natives are outside just about every place of business begging for money. It sucks that the few good ones have to deal with the disgust people have for natives.
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>>681634231
Agreed
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>>681634023
That's funny lol. Can you guys leave the reserve openly? Do you ever plan to move out? Or are you going to stay?
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>>681634198
Didn't say you I said white people. Learn to read
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>>681634124
And this is the story of how OP got dat dere AIDS.


Just kidding, go on OP, loving the story.
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>>681634231
> "Goodness, lucky me because I am made up and a part of OP's faggoty fantasy where he thinks people actually fucking talk like this."
I'm just curious to see where OP's story takes me.
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>>681634309

Sewer City smells bad. Literally walk outside and it smells like a baby diaper. You should move.
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>>681634229
shit this happens in detroit on the reg
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>>681634458
to Disappointment City and the Time Waster Express
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She rides his dick and let's out an injan howl while slapping her mouth as if she's calling the rest of the red army over the hill to battle. OP cums instantly and 9 months later Hilly pops out a little autist heyhowareya.
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>>681634523
Pretty much, and the Time Waster Express is running really fucking late.
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>>681634124
>TESTED FOR EVERYTHING REGULARLY
A cautious slut, how refreshing.
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>>681634404
Leave the reserve openly? Like live somewhere else? Yeah, some people live off reserve. No real reason to move away though since housing is free, and depending on your financial fitness, some bills will be taken care of.
I want to attend Med school and hope to help my community, so I plan to stay.
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>people saying they enjoy the story
Kek this story fucking blows harder than muslims
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>>681634487
They actually got rid of the stink by closing a plant. Talking about building one of the largest hog plants in America now though. Sioux City is a shit town but I have a good job here. Leaving as soon as I can get transfered.
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>>681634421
im the whitest guy among my native swedish friends, but I'm not white.
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>>681634569
This shit cracked me up.
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>>681634231
top kek
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>>681634421
>say you I said
Learn to write.
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>>681634124
note to self:
>native sluts are pretty gullible.
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>>681634309
10/10 I've been in a Comanche reserve house. Row after row of duplex housing, most are gutted down to the stud walls, anything of value (copper) stripped and sold. Hell in one place they chipped out the concrete floor and built a fire to keep warm.
tl;dr Don't be a mouthwash drunk gut-eater
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$hilly gets skin bleaching treatments, goes to Arkansas Law School. Becomes first lady and runs for president.
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>>681634628
She gets tested on a dailyyyy
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>>681634763
Depends on location I guess. Our sluts here aren't that gullible.
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I'm outta here, story sucks and op is taking too long
Fuck you op
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Thread gon' 404...
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>>681634763
good note, now leave the basement - amarite?
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I hope thread will not die until op is finished with his story
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>>681634643
Sounds like a plan man. Keep it up and finish college. It'll be hard but it's worth it. hope everything goes well man. I actually gtg to work now. Didn't expect op to take this fucking long lol. Have a good one man
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>>681634832
I kek'd
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Whats the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing indians
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>>681634962
Yeah, going into 3rd year undergrad, and thanks man you too.
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OP is faggot. Goddammit.
Also what kind of a fucking retard can't figure out how a condom "works"?
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OP next time write you story first and then put it on /b/ you dumbass faggott
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cont.

>don't really know the difference
>"yeah, whatever" sex is sex, right?
>so she slowly mounts me
>and then she sits down on it

>fucking flowers man, fireworks, like a beach on a perfect day. What the fuck? it was like a part of my head was feeling around inside her perfect vagina.
>every nerve ending in my body fires at the same time
>I've never done drugs but that has to be the equivalent
>don't even react as she rides me
>suddenly I'm just somewhere else in the universe
>ten minutes later she's laying next to me and I had been talking about nonsense
>suddenly I understood a lot more about the world
>she comes back from the bathroom and falls asleep on my shoulder
>I think for a moment that maybe I love this woman
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>>681634753
So how many points do I get deducted for missing the comma professor autist?
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>>681635002
LMFAO, I love this.
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< 12 > Yeah she was a huge whore. Today I will be leaking all her nude videos cause I love you guys. http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=00183735076971786813 Do note that I will remove it in a few minutes so & before it's removed.
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>>681634643
i really want to help native americans in some way. i'm working on some nonprofits in the coming months. where should i start? what's needed out there on the reservations? what will make life better? give hope? etc
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get back in here OP!!!
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>>681635002
Mein negger!
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>>681635073
All the points. You failed, anon.
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>>681635071
>Virgin
>10 minutes later

Okay
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you could put more details into the sex scene OP
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>>681635071
im on my phone and a have a broken knuckle, i could have written that in an 8th of the time it took you, come on man... i love the story but stop cock teasing us
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>>681635071
>I think for a moment that maybe I love this woman
fag
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>>681635071
Can't believe i stuck around for this
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cont.

sorry just finishing up giving my mum a fisting

>Rode the native bare back
>Got aids
>Donkey punched Hilly Billy
>Gave Limes aids
>Get robbed and pushed to the floor
>Then went to walk my dinosaur
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>>681635198
I lasted between 10-15 minutes on my first time anon.
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>>681634231
Never been to Wisconsin I take it.
It's like a different fucking planet.
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>>681627935
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>>681635240
LOOOOOOL
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>>681635240
Kek
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>>681635240
kek
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>>681635125
I can't speak for communities I don't know of, but in general, try aiming for prolonging their values by bringing awareness and actively participate in the traditions and events, get a feel for it and deliver some feedback to the public. That's the best I can think of right now.
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>>681635240
Better than ops story
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>>681635071
Go on OP, I want to hear what happens to Limes
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>>681635198
Have you not heard of the extra staying power of Fap?
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>>681635071
This is the gayest shit ever. Fuck you. I wanted some gross fucked up redskin sex shit. Fuck you.
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>>681635240
kek
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>>681635125
Jobs and education.
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