What does it feel like living in that shithole of a country?

Why are all indians scum?

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>>681626330
why the hatred for plumbing?

Do you like rape?

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Poo in the loo?

Why aren't you living in England/Canada like the rest of your people?

>>681626330
Why do you guys always add random women on social networking sites?

>>681626330
Why is the flag of your country shaped like an asshole and why do you poo in the loo?

>>681626432
U saying wot u son of basterd bich???!?!

Designated shitting streets

are your people brown because you all sleep on your shitting streets?

Why're you all creepy as fuck? Never met an Indian with game. Are you trying to act out what the bollywood guys do but autism gets in the way? like western weeaboos? or are you all just innately socially retarded poopy rapists?

>>681626330
Which call centre do you work in? Also stop calling me.

India, officially known as the Rape-ublic of India and traditionally known as Rapistan, (also affectionately nicknamed as The Place Where You Get Off The Plane and Immediately Scream, "OMG! WTH? It Smells Like Fucking Shit!" by tourists) is a subcontinent in South Asia shaped like an old man's nose, known by Westerners for its shitty movie industry named Bollywood, curry, doctor mills, elephants, pagans, trippy artwork, Gandhi, paki shops, the ever so helpful telemarketers, and the worst body odour in the entire universe. Jon Stewart warns others from visiting India (in his book "Democracy"), where you can catch any diseases that ever killed anyone.

Some regard India as an exotic and distant land whose ancient history is full of myth, wonder, and beauty. In reality, the history of India is a history of conquest - as in being subject to conquest. Over the millenia, various empires have had their turn at India-- Alexander the Great; Genghis Khan; various Muslim conquistadors to the west; China started up shit once or twice; and of course, England, who decided to stick around after trying out some of the tea.

Interestingly, while most countries gain their independence by churning out an eager generation of freedom fighters, India managed to shake off the yoke of the British empire due in large part to an old man in a toga. Of course this is bullshit, because liberals love metaphorically rimjobbing Gandhi and his legacy but often forget to mention the shitloads of people the British killed (with Indian troops) cos they weren't gonna fight back, or the fact that India was already descending into anarchy and riots whenever there was an opportunity. Finally when India did gain its own sovereignty, which was largely due to the British running out of ammunition and money, so too did Pakistan. The two countries have been in a perpetual pissing contest over everything from religion to just plain trolling ever since.

>>681626330
What is your favorite shitting street Pajeet

>>681626330
How many Indians does it take to clog a toilet?
None because they can't use them

Isn't India that place where you go to get cancer?

>>681626330
Why do you drive taxis when indians can't drive for shit?

>>681626330
Do you start to post this thread daily?

India is also the largest safe haven for rapists and pedophiles in the world. 5 out of 4 Indian males name rape as their favourite pastime.

India is one of the few countries in the world with the distinction of having nukes as if their B.O isn't enough. Then again, so does Pakistan, which is a lot more Islamic, and a lot less fun. Naturally, the underlying nature of their rivalry becomes clearer when you consider that they were the same country 60 years ago, and that most of the drama between the two of them is over them both claiming a stretch of worthless, uninhabitable mountains in the name of national pride. Thus calling an Indian a Paki is akin to calling a Jew an Arab. It is therefore, an extremely good source of lulz. Also having the dubious honor of sharing a border with India is Bangladesh, who India liberated from Pakistan only to look down upon it like a retarded step child. Then there's China, who zerg rushed (seriously, they didn't see it coming!) India in the 60s and took a chunk of territory the size of Switzerland, which India is still butthurt over. So all in all, one can say India has good relations with its neighbors.

Currently India's most severe problem is a continuing health catastrophe caused by the fact that poor people defecate all over everything because there aren't enough toilets (srsly). This can happen to any once-proud culture after being sufficiently raped by the forces of predatory economic globalization.

Of course, India is also the world leader in tech support, so it must first solve the problems of confused midwesterners who can't figure out what the hell is wrong with their computers before it can even think of solving its own. Its massive workforce must sit in waist-deep muddy water and try to figure out why some redneck can't get his internet to work while fending off basketball-sized rats, all between malaria-induced seizures.

>>681626330
How do you feel about Pakistan

Has OP abandoned the thread already?

>>681626330
Do Indians choose to base their diet around lentils and onions because farts are a cheap form of entertainment for poor people?

utiftf

Bring back our Marò! Forza Italia!

Indians love comparing themselves to their big brother, China, and think that they are better. In reality however, China rapes India at everything. Everything. Their economy is 4 times bigger than India's, and their average citizen earns 3 times as much. They have 200 million more people, which means that they can zerg rush a country much better. Chinese people beats Indians in school grades, video games, sport performance, mass production, and business. China has a longer and more prosperous history, being the world's superpower at least 3 times (and they are on their way for the 4th time). India, on the other hand, has either been split into multiple tiny countries that fight on a daily basis, or been conquered by stronger countries looking for a large, cheap labor force. However, India is distinguished from China by democratic government, having freedom of press, and embracing the concept of universal civil rights, but are those really something to be proud of?. India also has a larger pharmaceutical industry, more historic contributions to mathematics, and is responsible for originating Buddhism, one of the greatest cultural elements in the history of China's civilization.

Remembering their long history of great culture and advanced ancient civilizations, Indians shit with their hand. They use their left hand for pooping, so that they are not confused when eating curry. INDIA FTW

>>681626330
DESIGNATED!

>>681626951
>The two countries have been in a perpetual pissing contest over everything from religion to just plain trolling ever since.

It's true. Even the border of Pakistan and India, the guards have military style dance offs. I've seen it.

>>681626330
You Indians need to start explaining to the poo in loo meme sprouters that
1) An Indian with an internet connection and computer that fucking speaks English well obviously lives in a house and has a bathroom. Why don't you start doing this? Just post a pic of your toilet in response to memes. Seriously man. You guys are usually smart but get memed to death all the time. Will you stick up for yourself?

Indians worship animals. They think cows are so holy, drinking their piss is the equivalent of Communion.
The Indus valley is now mainly in Pakistan, so India tried to claim they had a more ancient civilization that was conveniently in India.
Indians accept that they are Asian when it is about math but not when it is about penis size.
Indians eat insects, snakes, monkey brains, eels, etc. Check out Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, you'll see.
Indians think their accent is cool, but everyone else know that it is just a source of lulz.
As a country where one third of the population suffers from poverty, India has some of the worst food in the world. Curry does not simply smell horrible and taste horrible, it makes YOU yourself smell horrible even after taking Over 9000 showers. Even curry is the national dish of Britain (yeah, and everyone knows how good the Brits are at choosing food), though most of the white English natives who eat it would like to deport all the minorities anyway.
India, like the Chinese, have their own amazing "traditional" medicine, known as Ayurvedic medicine, notable for introducing the world to mercury and lead based medicines.
Also like China, India boasts a population of over 1 billion people. However, because most of the marriages there are prearranged by the families, there is automatically no passion and love to begin with, only rape, unlike in a regular marriage when you realize that after turning fat and bald.

>>681626330
what's your feeling about Pakistan ?

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>mfw India is such a shit hole that their "sacred" river is full of corpses and general litter.

>people swim, drink, bathe, and clean their teeth with this water

Indians are disgustingly shameless heathens and actually wrote the Kamasutra, which isn't a cook book in case you didn't know. Note: The Kamasutra is about more than sex.
The four great principles of life are "Kama," or pleasure (broadly conceived - includes rape); "Artha" or pursuit of wealth and social standing; "Dharma," or finding your life's destiny - religion and all that; and "Palma," or Fapping.
Indians believe in "dividuality" as opposed to western individuality. This means that when an Indian touches shit the bad in it transfers to him. This is the basis of the Caste system.
India is the birthplace of Yoga and is to blame for all those pretentious celebrities and yuppies who go to yoga classes and encourage "stretching" instead of actual exercise, adding to the West's obesity epidemic.
Indians are proud of and will often tell you that India invented the number zero, though the irony in this is inconsequential.
Indians being non-white minorities outside India identify with hip-hop and rap culture, and think adding S's and Z's after every word makes them coolerz, which makes for awesome sounding nicknames such as Shazz(y), Jazz(y), Sams, Sazz, Kizz, Dipz etc.
Liberals actually believe Gandhi and civil disobedience liberated India. (PROTIP: The British had no bullets after pwning Hitler.)
Prostitution is legal in India but pornography isn't.
All Indians are desperately afraid of anti-perspiration deodorant. Deodorant killed several Hindu gods and led to the domination of India by Muslims. Not wearing deodorant also allows an Indian to remember the delicious curry they had for dinner last night, as it seeps out of their pores.
In India, they worship over 330 million different gods Yet claim to be monotheistic - they believe "all gods are aspects of Brahma", when their own mythology condemns people with that opinion.

>>681626432
It isn't that shit living in India.
We have problems but so do other countries.

Illiterate politicians and poverty are ruining the country. Most of the shit news you guys come across usually come from the poor sections of the Indian society.

Poor people are like the niggers of india.

Recent studies have shown that Indian men are smaller in cock size than most of the world. In fact, the problem is so bad that condom companies had to manufacture a smaller condom to prevent slippage and breakage.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm <--Article

>>681627550
Not OP, replying just coz OP decided to be a faggot.

Will you commit suicide due to Monsanto?

How often do you shit on the street?

None of my india questions have been answered. disappointing.

>>681627459
I'm sensing you don't like India very much.

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>>681626951
I like you.

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Have you used a designated shitting street already?

>>681627354
I'm an Indian muslim and I kinda like Pakistan. They have a nice culture, I'm talking about the civilized ones of course.
The politicians have fucked it up for the logical citizens of both the countries.

>>681627588
I'm glad mine is 6.5" then.

>>681626330

Do you need a jacket?

>>681627588
Is this why the Indian population is so high?

>>681628088
No. It's because of all the rape

how do you rape so much with tiny peens?

>>681627086
Poor unemployed indians who save enough money to go abroad and support their family from there find it more rewarding coz of better wages.

>>681628088

Breeding like crazy is how rodents survive.

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When will the cancer of Islam be removed from the ancient civilization called India?

>remove kebab

What's the difference between Pakistanis and Indians?

>>681628281
Remove asia

Nice hygiene

>>681628336
Pakis, (short for Pakistanis and pronounced In-vay-ders) are a tribe of sub-human invaders living in England - notably Londonistan and Bradfordistan (and Sheffield, you can't move in the city centre for them). Being Muslim, they like to insult white/black person people, and eat curry. They walked from Pakistan to England in search of buttsecks after getting raped by commies. In 1969 there were 20 pakis in the whole of England, but due to their interbreeding, their population now outnumbers the natives. They wonder why we burn their country, so the men go out with black teatowels wrapped round their heads and dynamite strapped to their shooz. But they get what they deserve when they expect horny ninja virgins waiting for them, but they find that Jesus is waiting for them with a big piece of pork. When a group of Paki's congregate in a yellow school bus they are called 'beef patty'.

>>681626330
Can you please fuck off and never post on 4chan again? Thanks.

Typical Paki Crimes

They stink worse than a sperm covered corpse.
Goat theft (they don't have cars).
Bombing innocents in order to receive over a NINE THOUSAND virgins in paradise.
Selling expired food in corner shops.
Marrying their cousins.
Training their goats to give them buttsecks.
Honour killing their whorish daughters.
Racism.
Eye-fucking women.
Fantasizing that one day they would sleep with a blonde.
Selling out of date food in newsagents.
Selling 500 year old carpets that they use to commute (as well as goats).
Tricking you into buying beads.
Befriending British school-girls.
Fraud... and lots of it.

>>681628336
If you don't take religion into consideration then I don't think there is any difference.
India and Pakistan were partitioned because of the hate Britfags managed to leave in the minds of Muslims and Hindus over hundreds of years.

Pakis believe dressing their hairy women up like a gruesome amalgamation of darkie nuns and ghosts from Pac-Man will please a big Paki living in a cloud. He is usually called Allah or Aneeda Bath.

Having to live in a country where not every person immediately kisses their ass and speaks their language
Having to pray Over 9000 times to Allah
Whites living in England
So much curry, so little time
"Appropriating" all the corners of the worl

>>681628572
He already has.
Fag abandoned the thread long time ago.

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>>681626330
Rickshaw? Where you go, friend? Need cheap rickshaw, yes?

>>681626718
This. My wife gets alot of requests and cringe messages on fb from indians.

Can you buy ketamine easily?

Where Pakis Come From
Flag of Pakistan
They are then promised at least 100 virgins in the afterlife if they kill an American (only 24 virgins for killing a Russian/European, 12 virgins for killing an Arab, and one elderly Jew for killing an Indian. Conversely, killing one elderly Jew is said to bring Over 9000 Virgins, but such a claim is yet to be supported as Jews are immortal and own the world.) No accounts are made of whether the virgins are male or female. The virgins, however, are of no use as all Pakis are born without dicks.

Pakistan, officially the "Islamic Sphinctrepublic of Pakistan" (Urdu: اسلامی جمہوریۂ پاکستان‎), is a small hugbox located in South Asia. In the average Paki's geographical understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the center of the world, sandwiched on one hand by the pagan land of Satan and the Holy Land. Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the pagan land of the Great Satan where bad Pakis drive taxis and mop toilets. Even further away lies the Happy Land where all good Pakis must eventually go. Pakistan is very likely the worst country in history and the indisputable capital of inter-species rape.

>>681628445
As an Arab Muslim, who strongly disagrees about how you portray Muslims , i still find your way of witting most amusing, with great flow and a comic/sarcastic sense. I do encourage you to invest this talent.

>>681627262
>implying that the meme isn't 85% true. Even for Internet having poo fags

>>681628725
We face the same problem in India too and I see no way to prevent this. All you can do is ignore them, they're just some illiterate bastards with technology.

>>681628720
thats a tuktuk fagget

>>681629048
Sanjeeps mini tuk tuk rape n creep

>>681628809

Islam (Better known as 'Fascislam', 'Nazislam', 'Pisslam', 'Jizzlam', 'Shitlam', 'Muhammed Is Lam-E', 'iSlam-my-head-on-the-ground', 'fucking bullshit', 'Durka durka Muhammed Jihad' and 'I stands for Imperialism, S stands for Slavery, L stands for Lie, A stands for Antisemitsm and M stands for Murder') is the Religion followed by butthurt dirty, smelly, sand niggers who have absolutely no fucking idea of how to fit into the 21st century. These sand niggers who follow Islam are called Muslims (better known as 'Moon Worshipers', 'Muzzies', 'Musfags', 'Mudslimes', 'Terrorists', and 'Durka durkas'). Muslims are easily offended to the point that makes one consider whether they enjoy it too.

Islam is Arabic for "submission to the will of God", which means that they have to stand towards Mecca, kneel their head into the earth and point their arse to the sky. Then they must scream "Allahu ahkbar!" Allah can fuck you in any orifice at a whim, all the while demanding you to say you like it. Islam was created by the "prophet" Muhammad (may he writhe in hell) (born April 20, 571), yet another guy who heard voices in his head.
These voices told Mohammed (shit be upon him) that his religion was a continuation of Judaism and Christianity and that those who followed these outdated religions should be converted or killed. Since he forgot about Zoroastrianism, he apparently thought that his religion was the third and final in the monotheistic trilogy. And being the third, it is inevitably the most shitty of the three (think Spiderman 3, The Matrix Revolutions or The Godfather III).
Islam(pronounced moose-limb) is distinct from Christianity and Judaism because it has a system of mind control known as the five pillars of Islam, which are considered obligatory for all Muslims because, let's face it, it's easier to take advantage of racially inferior niggers, gooks and Arabs when they pound their head into the earth five times a day and don't eat for an entire month.

Israel and India suffer from the same disease, namely, Islam.

Islam is a cult in which people are stoned for independent thought, not covering their whole bodies (women), not wearing pajamas (men), masturbating, eating, drinking, breathing, watching TV, sleeping, reading, having fun, etc. On the other hand, it is successful in telling women to gb2 kitchen. This religion has invaded many countries all of which are run by sick fuck Muslim fanatics who spend all day reading the Queer'An. Islam currently oppresses approximately 1.5 billion Muslims.
All women and children from these Muslim countries are either sold as sex slaves or sent to The UK and US to blow people up (but not if we blow them up first!). The men can marry numerous women, hence you can often stop a Muslim man with an infidel woman and Muslim women who attempt going out of kitchen is stoned to death for adultery. Muslims spend all day praying and going "Alaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" like mental fuckwanks.
However, Islam may well be an honest continuation of God's word - that is, if God is a giant asshat. Whether by suicide bomb or an heroic murder spree, through making threatening phone calls or through biological, chemical, and/or nuclear terrorism, Islam is well-situated to guide humanity to certain death.
Sand nigger terrorists follow a magical book called The Koran, which is a slightly less lengthy version of the Holly Babble. The only difference is that it contains a somewhat more descriptive account of the Muslims' annihilation of those infidels who dared to practice peaceful religions, somewhat more child rape (which is not rape, since it's not prohibited) primarily on the part of known pedophile Muhammad.
It should be noted that in addition to all Muslims being terrorists, most Muslim men are pedophiles who marry eight year old girls. Pedophilia is common amongst sand niggers. women of the sand nigger clan can have sex or get raped at any age, because consent is always implied even if it is not necessary.

>>681629147
I can feel your hatred, and shall do nothing to change it.
Again, you NEED to invest this talent you got, you take one sentence and turn it into a short story, that takes alot.

>>681629518
M = 13 x 9 = 117
U = 21 x 9 = 189
H = 8 x 9 = 72
A = 1 x 9 = 9
M = 13 x 9 = 117
M = 13 x 9 = 117
A = 1 x 9 = 9
D = 4 x 9 = 36
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TOTAL = 666

>>681629518
Don't take it personally. Been so long on this site I hate the planet

why wont the towel heads give us their bombs?

>>681627262
Because Indians are fucking retards. Literally barely above Africans.

>>681626330
Do you only shit in designated shitting streets or can you shit at the back of any building?

>>681628783
>[U
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>>681629048
they are called tuktuk in Thailand fagget
in India they are called rickshaw or auto-rickshaw

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