Na bro, you need a new gf. They're not all batshit, thats just what the batshit ones want you to think

I never had one so I can't tell you.

>>681626411
Expensive as fuck

>>681626726
this 1000x

Perfect

>wakes me up with blowjobs
>loves sex
>play smash and mtg together
>cuddle all day
>holds me when I break down and cry
>has more money and a better job than I do
>same kinks

But I don't think that she would love me as much if my dick game wasn't that good

>>681626301
That girl is hot and i'd feel flattered if she sent that to me.

>>681626726
>>681627363
Why? Never understood that

If you don't want to gift her things just don't do it

And if wealth is the only thing you rely on when picking up chicks it's your own fault for going after gold diggers

>>681626301
I would KILL each and every single one of oyu mother fuckers if i'll mean that white girl. I really would KILL, fucking KILL every single one of you mother fuckers to put my brown dick into that. I would decapitate you fuckers also, i'll cringe and i'll utterly disgust me but i'll still do it.

>>681626726
This. If you don't have money they'll leave you.

>>681626726
I agree. I spend 30$ on my girlfriend each week (college students), and she says that I complain to much about it.

>>681627577
hot damn this nigga deluded

>>681627577
>holds me when I break down and cry
>if my dick game wasn't that good
Whatever you say.

>>681626301
Sauce. She is hot as fuck

>>681627634
It's more to it than that. Buying things for girls shows them that you love them. If you don't you just come off as cheap.

depends on the individual

>>681627577
what do u cry about.

>>681626301
too much fucking work to be honest. money drains like no other. fuck buddies are where its at home dawg.

>>681627636
I mean she is attractive so ill give you that.

>>681626301
its good you should try it

>>681627577
the perfect b8
>holds me when I break down and cry
pls cry harder

>>681627729
But you don't have to. Look for girls that aren't gold diggers.

I only buy her things for christmas and birthday and invite her to dinner (not even fancy) when I feel like it

>>681627750
you always get attached to fuck buddies though.

>>681626301
Sex

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>>681626301

Why have a real gf when you can marry an anime character instead? It won't cost you a dime.

>>681627577
she holds you when you cry after sex

>>681627818
you gotta keep the pimp hand strong man. cant be catching feelings for those hoes. besides its usually the other way around. female emotions and shit.

>>681627737
I get depressed every winter and in turn also become very anxious and get panic attacks just by thinking about going outside

She supports me and tells me everything is going to be okay. We live together for a bit over 3 years now so we share everything and talk a lot

4th winter so far and we are going to marry next year

>>681627794
Why should that be bait?

Relationships are mostly abut emotional support and friendship. Otherwise I would just have a few fuckbuddies and stay single

>>681626726
Thats deep and sad mostly sad

>>681627577
She holds you after youve shown her how good your dick game is.. and you're crying.. because your arsehole has been torn asunder by her massive strap on..

>>681627636
Lighten up Francis

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>>681626301
A ticking time bomb to heartbreak.

>>681627636
Quiet boy, back to your cage

>>681628057
Stay insecure about your masculinity

>>681627976
youre free to live your life however you want. but emotions are for bitches. remember that. seasonal depression is like hallmark holidays. made up by other people to justify arbitrary feelings.

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>>681627976
Who are you trying to impress faggot? It's an anonymous image board you don't have to try that hard, no one believes you either way

>>681627976
dude I used to get seasonal depression as well, it used to fuck me up, like it fucked up highschool for me as a teenager because i was just too depressed and anxious to do anything. what really helped me was iron supplements (helps with dopamine production and regulation, a good way to tell if you have low iron levels is if you shake your legs a lot when you're sitting or laying down), and vitamin D supplements, also try to work out a little during the winter. I know it seems kind of dumb but seriously it helped me so much, I hope it helps you a bit.

>>681628179
Because crying every winter is sooo masculine isnt it.. fucking idiot, grow up pussy

>>681626726
so glad hoes are legal where i live so i can skip the bs and get to the good stuff

>>681628447
Yeah I always start to take those supplements too late, but thanks either way.

I should start taking them in october, but forget about it until it's december or january

>>681628460
Look. I simply don't care. I don't have to prove how tough and manly I am. When I want to cry I do it. That's better than bottling it up

>>681626301
Overrated

>>681628628
all i see is
>muh feminism

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Well, as a girlfriend myself, I don't mean to be but we are kind of hard on wallets... My boyfriend isn't the affectionate type, so he gives me presents and clothes instead, though I'd rather just cuddle and pay vidya. But being spoiled is something that anyone would love, I think. I would give tits and timestamp but I'm currently out in public and don't have a humiliation kink.

But if you have a girlfriend, we do our best to see you happy, we like to groom our men, and we like to feel pretty for you. So it's like having a pet, that you can fuck.

But we have a lot of mood swings, and I cry over everything. But you'll definitely be happier with one than without as long as you have the right girl

>>681628818
get the fuck out neck beard

Girls only want 3 things:
- Money
- Attention
- Big / perfect sized dick to satisfy her.

If you have all three you're set as a playboy
if you have two out of three you're a lovely husband
if you have one of the three, try hard
if you have none of the three, just kill yourself.

See? Love is nowhere to be seen. Women is simple.

idk man i've been in a relationship for 4 months we meet once a week and she doesn't talk to me online and i'm lacking moral support and compassion because my mother is sick and shit and she's always absent and i'm emotionally distanced
fuck me sideways

>>681628900
I'm in a 4 (this year it's going to be 5) year relationship with a girl, if you want some sort of proof.

>>681628900
the dubs dont lie

>>681628628
Then dont question others masculinity when your a sooky little bitch.. sounds like you need some tampons and a bucket of ice cream

>>681628737
Hah
>its gettin cold i need my vagina stroked

>>681628901
sucks nigga

Overrated.

>>681628628
ask your girl to help remind you to take them, thats what i did and it really kept me on track, also see if she wants to work out with you, seriously it helped me so much when my girlfriend worked out with me, it motivated me so much, plus it always leads to crazy sex because you're flooded with feel good hormones, it also adds an extra layer of closeness, its great.

I hope you get on top of the seasonal depression shit anon, i know it can be a real fucking bitch.

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>>681628865
> implying you are not a neckbeard yourself

>>681628865
Fine I'll be home in a sec, with the required materials

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>>681627577
>holds me when I break down and cry

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That's us.

I can't imagine not being in a relationship. Since I've been 10 I've constantly been in relationships and the longest I've been single was like a month before I met the next.

It's like living together with your best friend. We cuddle and play vidya all day, get drunk together and meet our friends. She has her own job so I don't need to pay her for anything. We split the bill all the time or alternate with paying. We have lots of common friends and the same interests and hobbies.

I'm not restricted in any way and it's only a enrichment. I no longer have to fap and we even watch porn together if we feel like it.

Don't understand how you guys can have such a negative view on relationships. It makes everything better.

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>>681629222
check'd

>>681629176
She's taking good care of me. She does not want to see me like that again, because it makes her feel bad as well.

Yeah the post workout sex is the best. Especially in the morning. It's amazing how horny we both get after a half an hour of running, a little bit of stretching and some push or pull ups

>>681629222
check'd nazi-fag
>>681629282
we'll see

>>681628900
the dubs of truth

>>681629353
Ugly tomboy, guy must love sucking her feminine penis

>>681626301
Bills and rent cut in half.
Good cook so I eat like a king
Drinking buddy, movie friend.
More buying power for better shit.
Sex.when want

Only downsides really, this girl motherfucking has to be on the goddamn phone with me when she's driving anywhere (hands free cause I know someone gonna say something) and she gets all upset if I don't want to silently hold a phone to my ear and talk about nothing cause I know everything about her already for an hour.

Kind of judgemental and uneducated/unaware of the world.

She's hot so dudes always trying to cram up her space and she actually doesn't understand they don't want to be friends.
They have to be direct before she catches wind and cuts them off.

She has a lot of beta friends too shy to be so forward. She has no clue.

>>681629612
Sorry
>what it's like

Endless support love and awesomeness annoyance anger and frustration.

>>681629353
>dyke haircut
>>>/trash/

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>>681629353
Here is us in Amsterdam.

Vacations with her are the best. A lot better than with family or friends

>>681626301
It depends on your age.
But after a while, you mostly stay together because you're too afraid to be alone.
Most really hot girls won't stay because they will always be on the lookout for some "upgrade".
You might lose some close friends.
If you're in your 20s, you'll be fine but like me past the 30s, eventually there will be marriage talk/baby talk/buy a house talk etc...
I miss my 20s...

Shit. Demands your time and money, and you don't have much of either left to pursue your own hobbies and interests.

>>681629748
360 kek scope.

>>681629353
get out of here pewdiepie

>>681626301
its all sunshine and bunnies and then you get married and your life is over.

>>681629748
Meh. I like it that way.

Met her at a punk concert when she was completely shaven and fell in love at the first sight

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>>681629542
Not like it matters, in my experience you still won't believe me. And back on topic, it's not like every girl just wants to take your money and run, but I think wanting to be spoiled is only natural.

>>681626301
Just fucking murder a random Mexican today, put him out of his fucking wretched misery. One that looks like a fucking faggot, and has a mini child rape tier fucking brown ass fucking dirtbag whore girlfriend. But make sure you do it right like kidnap him, take him out somewhere and muzzle him up like a sick dog he is, tie him up and just start gutting him alive, that's one of my favorite. Or get creative and start with the balls, idk this is the unique to each person part. Look at the scumbag piece of shit in the eyes while you have him dominated tied up to a tree in the last moments in his life, and decide what the queer deserves. But stop jacking off to underage girls in your mom's basement OP, it's this puke stain's birthday now, tonight, tonight is the night, and you've got work to do OP. I'm not kidding, stop being a faggot OP and do the world and gene pool some fucking good for once today. Start planning now...

>>681629754
>>681629353
do you have pics of her ass?

Why asking /b/??? not a single /b/tard has a gf.

>>681629612
Not sure how youre okay with guys being around her.

>>681627577
You sound like a total loser, it's just a matter of time for her to meet Chad Thundercock at work and leave your ass.

You're not the best, you're just the first.

>>681626301
I've had 2 girlfriends.
The real thing about relationships is how much of your happiness is derived of your relationship. If you depend on your relationship to be happy, the girl WILL DOMINATE YOU 100% of the times, use it against you, threat to leave you, cuck you, cheat on you and say that it is your fault, demand explanation to everything, and you will find yourself trying to make she understand your reasoning for every complaint that she has about you. But if it is the other way around, being that you are in a situation where you're already happy and satisfied with your life, regardless of your relationship with that girl, she will love you more than anything and idolize you, she will crave your attention and validation, she will love your cock more than anything, she will be loyal as a puppy and needy towards you, she will do anything to live up to your standards and so on.

>>681629916
Tits hun

boy i'm kinda glad i'm a faggot with a caring bf.


i get to complain about money all i want and i get to smash boipussi

>>681629904
Do you also enjoy getting pegged? You know, for science and shit.

>>681629916
kek. nice drawing tho. why should that be natural behavior tho?
>you fell for identifying yourself as a girl on the internet

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>>681630015
This picture alone is a deterrent for sex.
Gross af

>>681630015
moar

>>681629916
Show tits

>>681629949
You're projecting you're own inadequacy onto other people. You're ego defense game is weak.

>>681630015
curse my fucking eyes

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>>681630002
I'd say I am her last. With me she got her Chad

She's been in love with me since we both were kids, but I've been chasing after hot sluts all the time and never noticed my cute neighboor. She always knew that I'm open with my emotions and likes that.

And she knows that finding another cock that size is hard and she can't enjoy sex with small dicks

>>681629916
Post your tits or shaddap. Wanting to be spoiled is purely a woman's nature, you're right. The woman is incapable of working toward a future, incapable of saving and toiling the land. God gave that charge to Adam BECAUSE of Eve, women are garbage. MGTOW brothers, stay away from the succubi.

>>681630134
Tried it twice, but didn't enjoy it all that much and she didn't like it either.

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>>681630071
Workin on it bruh, I know the rules

>>681626301
A mix of regrets, fault and the need to fuck other girls

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>>681626301
its not worth it. i've had 2 so far and they were very annoying to be with all the time, and annoying in public. weren't kinky, had to deal with their bullshit, and they always want something. and then the worst is you get bored or tired of it all and you just want to stare at another womans ass for hours without feeling guilty.

it really fucking sucks, lol, i honestly don't know how people do it, i really don't. marriage? holy fucking shit thats unfathomable.

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>>681630320
For the love of god show me that ass.

>>681629976

It's not 1940. I have friends both male and female she has friends both genders too. Some of her guy friends are harmless and cool. In fact most because the shit ones get weeded out quick.

The amount of times the "he knows I have a boyfriend" "that doesn't matter" conversation followed by the "I told you so" conversation is unbelievable.

>>681630271
Feels bad man with my dick thats barely 6inch...

>>681630320
MOAR MOAR MOAR

>>681630271
Not even joking my fucking dick is 20cm long, you might have been brainwashed into thinking everyone's dick it tiny from being on 4chan too long.

Pretty much anyone over 6'3" is going to be dicking hard. If that's all it takes it's just a matter of time like I said.

>>681630403
Everyone except for thos foreveralone people here has friends of both genders

does it really matter if I play smash or CoD, watch some movies or party with a few guys or with a mixed group?

>>681630172
Because when you were little, presents and money is like, good times, and its not hard to follow along with that train of thought. Parents gave us presents cause they love us.

>>681630220
>>681630295

>>681630400
I'm not so spoiled as to think I have any control. Gimme a bit

>>681630403
I know but I honestly just can't deal with it. My girlfriend is way to friendly and inviting (she was the ugly girl in high school), and it makes me uncomfortable. I know she would never cheat but I have to deal with the guys because she can't/won't.

>>681630508
I smiled :) I can wait babe.

>>681628901
concentrate on your mom right now, not your girlfriend. girlfriends are temporary, but when your mom is gone you'll miss her forever. you'll only mis your girl for a few days, if that.

>>681630320
I need a bit of advice with my gf, can you help me?

>>681630508
But why would that only apply to girls? If I read your previous post correctly. That's what it seems to imply.

>>681628901
Mom always comes first you fucking idiot.

pretty shit tbh.

if you can be single and happy, do that. women can't so they're always looking for a dude to put up with their shit.

>>681630231
your grammar game is weak too anon

>>681630508
Parents gave you presents because they felt guilty for not being there enough for you.

Men give you presents to buy your loyalty because they don't know how to earn it.

im in an ongoing 5 year relationship.

shit is pretty cash.
regular sex and cuddle time.
we can share hobbies together like working out or cooking together.

but its not all fun. she gets pretty pissed if i dont help doing chores. she likes it clean and im a bit of a mess so i end up stacking dirty dishes and never cleaning round the flat.

after all, its still much better than being single. lot of brain power not invested in useless shit. give her a backrub once a month for free blowjobs.

>>681630320
can you show me where i should put my penis for future reference if i get a gf?

>>681630271
Nice stolen pic fag

>>681630403
>both genders
>both
>two
>not a social construct
Triggered

>>681630470
Yeah, but

>prom king
>fucked over hundred chicks
>had several fuckbuddies most of the time
>6'4"
>good job
>nice body and handsome face
>mostly same friends and she loves my family and I love hers
>same interests and kinks
I am her Chad.

>>681627816
you seem like a reasonable guy. the others here need to step up their game.

>>681627818
>>681627926
This. Fuckbuddies works for me because I tend to get boree of a girl prerty quickly, I don't know what it is but after 3 weeks any strong feelings starts to fade and I'm left with my basic urges.

>>681630671
is it though?

>>681630684
Prove it.

>>681630506
I don't know what you interpreted. My girlfriend is just fine hanging with guy friends. I have no problem.

It's the times she gets random friend requests on facebook and she's like "wow this guy thought my comment was funny and now wants to go for coffee. I'm so popular! I love new friends!" that makes me roll my eyes. Totally oblivious.

>>681630513

Same deal bro. You can learn to get over it. I get you though it's the dudes you're angry with, not her.

>>681630684
a chad that cries. at least your seem to have the egotistical part down.
>I am her Chad.
leaves a bad taste in my mouth just reading that.

>>681630684
Dude you just described me except I'm a medical student and can get with chicks that are actually worth something intellectually.

Where do you live I'm coming to steal your girl.

>>681630320
I'd cum on those babies.

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>>681630671
You may think so, but it isn't

>>681630271
Your length is good but it wouldnt be hard for her to find a cock thicker than that. I bet she wants a better thicker cock

>>681630271
lol, you are 18 cm idiot.
you're cheating us for 2 cm. measure from the base and hold your dick perpendicular to your body. and dont jam the ruler into your stomach for that extra cm.

>>681626301
oh i likethe crazy ones :T

>>681630714
thats what fuck buddies are for. lust. physical attraction can peak a strong emotional attraction which is often confused with love. but is just lust.

>>681630682
Kek. Would you like my apology in the form of cheeseburgers or a written confession of male weakness to tumblr.

>>681630877
You're supposed to jam it into the pelvic bone to correct for changes in body fat...

Not him btw, just common knowledge.

>>681630823
I'm trying to deal with it man. Trying to build my confidence by working out. Starting slow right now but I think i can stick with it.

>>681630320
What a fucking loser you just turned into on the inside. You're "one of those" girls now.

>>681630957
>not him btw

>>681630860
We tried. Used some thicker dildos on her, but she has a tight pussy and my size is good enough for minute long orgasms

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>>681630969
Good luck!

>>681631034
How do you last long?

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>>681626301
mine cheated on me then eloped with her brother
>feels bad man :(

>>681626301
Just fucking murder a random Mexican today, put him out of his fucking wretched misery. One that looks like a fucking faggot, and has a mini child rape tier fucking brown ass fucking dirtbag whore girlfriend. But make sure you do it right like kidnap him, take him out somewhere and muzzle him up like a sick dog he is, tie him up and just start gutting him alive, that's one of my favorite. Or get creative and start with the balls, idk this is the unique to each person part. Look at the scumbag piece of shit in the eyes while you have him dominated tied up to a tree in the last moments in his life, and decide what the queer deserves. But stop jacking off to underage girls in your mom's basement OP, it's this puke stain's birthday now, tonight, tonight is the night, and you've got work to do OP. I'm not kidding, stop being a faggot OP and do the world and gene pool some fucking good for once today. Start planning now...

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And the ass was fat.

>>681630586
Well, maybe we got spoiled more? My brother didn't get pampered by my aunts like I did? Or boys are taught to be more independent.

>>681630586
I'd love to!

>>681630649
Or because they like seeing someone they love happy.

>>681630667
:^)

>>681631016
Orrrrr maybe I just know the rules. I think my timestamp looks good? Either way, I know I've done enough to prove who I am.

>>681631115
Nice!

>>681630957
>because your girl is gonna know that she is missing a few centimeters because your bodyfat is slapping against her ass
nice try.
measure your dick for what its worth.

>>681631140
think of deadgrandmas

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>>681630877
That's how all average size penis studies are done.

It's called Bone Pressed Erect Length (BPEL)

NPEL I'm 18-19 depending on the day, BPEL I'm 20-21

>>681631140
kegels or PE muscle exercize

I can do something that makes it feel like my penis gets 20% more harder, but while I'm doing it I can't cum

You should really never "date" someone for being hot, that's the dumbest think anyone can do (you can be fuckbuddies though that's fine).

Here's how it plays out. You fuck for maybe a month, get bored with her body and then the time/money suck is starting to become more obvious and debilitating.

Fuck buddies if you can.

I know some people aren't hot enough for that, if that's you then at least get a girlfriend you actually like. People that look like porn stars with giant tits and ass have bodies that are boring to me and they're usually entitled for some reason.

>>681629176
Through all of the hate and beta who-needs-love-when-you-have-edginess posts, you can still find tokens of humanity on b/.

>>681631243
Yknow the "rules" don't apply to all girls... Just obvious attention whores using their gender for special treatment..

You completely match the type, but, it's the shitty women who these rules apply to. Just know that.

>>681631243
Thanks.

So basically my situation is that I've been out of a few messy relationships, and for the most part, I haven't been as affectionate or as caring as I'd like to be with my girlfriend. What are a few ways I can grow in to be a better boyfriend and provide a bit more attention?

It's not out of the ordinary that I'd wake up to like a 3 paragraph letter in the morning and all, and it makes me feel a little bad that I'm not able to do the same, or at the least try to do the same.

All in all I'm just trying to figure out how to reciprocate better, I can see the effects of my past relationships crawling up on me and I don't want it to mess with my current one.

>>681631273
Why would she want a longer dick if I can bottom out easily?

>>681631273
Hey nigga that's just what it says to do online. I think it's dumb too, i'm just saying that's why he's doing it like that.

>>681627577
>holds me when I break down and cry
What a fucking pussy.

>>681631243
>orrrr maybe i just know the rules

The rules a bunch of loser virgins made up?

I don't understand why you act like a whore for this place. It's honestly really disgusting and you're "robotic" way of thinking for this place is very off-putting as well.

I hope your boyfriend cheats on you, you deserve it.

>>681631243
Show me dem shoulders and tits again pls :3

>>681629353
how tall are you?

>>681627577
>Perfect
>Plays mtg together

Mtg players only date land whales, so pretty far from perfect anon.

>>681631715
188

Dont know man I ve never had a gf and probably never will

>>681631635
stfu cuck, men are talking

>>681631772
nice man

>>681631812
>men

you mean people who wish they were men.

>>681627650
this is what anti-social neckbeards actually tell to themselfes. Sure there are lots of cunts and gold diggers out there but it's not like they make out a especially huge percentage of females.

>>681631635
christ dude, it's almost as if you never left your home...

>>681631951
no i understand most girls are slutty pieces of shit. i just dont know why she has to do it for 4chan, the stupid fat piece of dung.

Pretty fucking sweet, gf is taking us to amsterdam
>she cleans i cook
>she plays with my cock
>gets me shit/takes care of me when im sick
>play vidiya together
>watches same movies

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>>681631485
I think showing affection through physical contact is the best thing you can do. A nice long hug, kissing her forehead, or just spending time together in the same room is really good. It will probably feel annoying to have to do it at first but then it will be habit. And, a 3 paragraph letter is honestly a bit try-hard on your girlfriend's part, though it's still really cute. I guess when that happens just write back on the page, like, "gotta run, but thanks babe <3" or something, so she knows you read it and appreciated it.

>>681631635
Pretty sure this is baiting, but I have a lot of respect for the way this place is. If I didn't, I wouldn't come here. At the very least, I look at enough of your cocks on a daily basis so I guess I'll give back what I can.

>>681632155
I mean I guess where you got that idea from. It's a bit cynical, but sometimes you have to be that way to not get hurt.

>>681632238
Any with your boyfriend? My 6er is pretty primed up right now.

>>681632238
don't fall for this, guys, women don't know what they want. if you want real advice, I can give it to you.

>>681632238
She and I are long distance right now, and I'm going to move in with her again in June, so being physical isn't going to be possible.

It was really cute, and she said she was doing it to make up with her recently crabby mood, I suppose it was her way of saying sorry when she got super jealous that I was talking to other girls. Made me feel a little bad.

>>681632238
Your tits are lovely.

>>681632238
your

tits

are

HUGE

OH MY GAWD PLEASE SPREAD YOUR PUSSY

If you think women only care about money maybe the reason is that you got nothing else to offer.

Get a better body, learn how to be good in bed, cuddle and talk more and become more interesting

>>681629754
Such a major hipster poser fag. Insecure too

>>681632426
>women don't know what they want
this

>>681632540
have you guys never wondered why girls are never this obsessed about men's body parts as men are about girls body parts?

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>>681632238
>baiting
>she tries to act like them too

Whoa. Are you one in a million? Because I never thought I'd actually see a grown woman feeling for this place. You have absolutely no clue what you're even saying.

>if I didn't I wouldn't come here.

Alright.

The only kind of respect you should have for this place, is none, but if there was anything to "respect" it's the sort of "free speech" this place has over others. But even then, that makes it worse.

But what do I know? You're just a fat, lonely woman who is aching for some attention, because as seen in your previous post your boyfriend doesn't give you much affection. That wears you down, awh, so you have to become this places anonymous bitch and show off the only thing we care about. So adorable. So quaint, flawed, disgusting.

>>681632574
Money attracts, but doesn't keep. Unless there is a fuck ton of it.

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>>681630271
Your cock is skinny. My cocks over 8.25 inches bone pressed. Over 8 inches non-bone pressed and much fatter
Your length might be okay if your dick wasn’t so skinny, so it’s really nothing to brag about

>>681626301
Like being a slave

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>>681632728
another pic that shows my girth

>>681632638
nope
why should i care

>>681632238
Show us that pussy

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>>681632728

>>681626301
It was the worst, emotionally most ungratifying experience of my entire life, and that's quite something to say, considering I was born a cripple and had to face all sorts of shit emotionally in every aspect of my life.

That being said, 11 years later I don't mind being single, loneliness is the easiest negative emotion to cope with, a hell of a lot easier than anything in a relationship.

>>681632787
Not everyone is gifted buddy

>>681629353
What your son's name

>>681630687
World is filled with these fake ass bitches. It's hard finding the right, but if you have found one props to you.

>>681632435
Aww, well, one thing I've noted when my bf and I had to go long distance, we made time for just the other person. No browsing imgur, no watching TV, our time together was our time together. Even if it was only 30 minutes a day.

We'd rather have your full attention for half the time, than have half your attention for the full time.

>>681632365
>>681632540
>>681632805

No can do, buckaroos. Respecting bf's wishes here.

>>681632638
I can't speak for all women but I honestly come here for the cock threads, so I'm sure there's lots of women who are obsessed.

>>681632694
Perhaps nostalgia more than anything. Here's a question, why do you think you have the right to govern how this place works? If I didn't post t&t, I would just be called a liar, and I know my opinion wouldn't actually be taken seriously.

>>681631906
Bullshit. Spending money involves so much more than just buying gifts. If you go out, you're expected to pay the entire date. If you don't go out, the bitch leaves you for bullshit reasons like "you must be ashamed of me, that's the only reason I can think of why we don't go anywhere public ever".

>>681633065
Fuuuuuuuuuck

>>681633116
Take her to the park for ice cream even, damn. Or walk on the boardwalk.

Alot of effort, whether or not it's worth really depends on the gf, what you have to pretend to care about and whether you're happy with what you get back out
Can be fun,but also catastrophic

>>681632238
nice :3

>>681633065
here's the thing, whenever I have free time, I sit in call with her, but it's like, half attention full attention occasionally.

Like I'll be playing CS:GO or something while she's browsing tumblr or something. Occasionally we'd exchange I love yous and such, and give each other a ton of attention, but usually it's us being quiet. Right now I'm listening to her sleep instead of going to bed, (hue), and it's not uncommon that we sit quietly in call together.

I just want to make sure I'm putting the time we do have together to good use.

>>681633116
We aren't in the 50s anymore.

Many women today have no problems paying themselves, but you probably ignore them because they are feminists.

>>681632902
Well I can tell you from experience that girls love girth.

And by the way, I dont date. I just bull other guy’s girlfriends most of the time and sometimes fuck single sluts
Dating is blue pill as fuck unless you are faking the relationship and cheating and not spending a dime on her and also not letting her take too much time away from you

>>681633335
That's really cute anon, like, seriously super cute.

See if instead of dumblr, she might join you for a round of tf2 or something.

>>681633314
Thanks! :3

Gotta bounce, gotta clean the house now. Thanks for the chat, Goodluck with your girlfriends/crushes /b/

>>681633259
As if it was my choice what places we go to. She wants to go see a movie, she wants to "party". She wants to attend social events, not be alone outdoors, that doesn't make any fucking sense, two is two no matter if indoors or outdoors.

>ice cream, park
Sorry, this is not the 50s anymore, and we don't have parks. Only cities need designated green spaces, small towns like ours do not.

>>681633611
What's your girth? In numbers?

>>681633065
>No can do, buckaroos. Respecting bf's wishes here.
understood. Sharpie in pooper?

>>681632800
There is something about men that is unresistible to women as much as tits and ass are unresistible to men. Masculine behavior and masculine energy. In the same way that tits and ass sub communicating to your monkey brain: "good genes!!! good nurturing assets for my offspring!!", masculine behavior and masculine energy (leading, commanding, aggressiveness, assertiveness, self confidence and etc) are sub communicating to her monkey brain: "good genes!!! good survivability." Simple as that. But you faggots won't believe me and stay lonely and single for the rest of your lives.

>>681633065
Women and men are different. If a random guy on the street shows you his cock, you won't be down to suck it instantly, same with 99% of the women, but if a girl flashes her tits to a guy, he will be down 99% of the times instantly.

>>681633664
You are a pussy. That's the problem. She has the control of the relationship

>>681630358
LOL I feel you 100% of the way but the 2nd one was kinky.

>>681633065
>perhaps nostalgia more than anything

Where the fuck do you get nostalgia from you fucking idiot?

>Why do you think you have the right to..

Go on and show me where I said any variation of that in any way. Go on. I never said anything about changing the way this place works, which leads me to believe that you genuinely believe that "you must show your tits or gtfo" is an actual, written, rule for this place.

My brain is honestly melting from all this stupidity, and I will be there to sue you over bodily damages.

Your opinion will never be taken seriously, just because you're female. The only thing that this place cares about, is porn. Do you honestly believe there was no other way out for your situation, or do you actually care about this place so fucking much to dumb your existence down to a literal pair of floppy tits just so other pornography craving losers "might" acknowledge your opinion, after they see you're a real woman?

You're fucking sick, and I feel sorry for your boyfriend. I really do. I mean, no wonder he thinks you're a piece of shit.

>>681633753
How does it make me a pussy, that her definition of public is social events, i.e. a fucking crowd?! Ever seen such where you don't have to spend a fuckton of money? I'm all for it, it's not the crowd I'm worried about, it's spending the money I don't have!

>>681633611
Explain blue pill please. Definitely not alpha or anything. 5'11 with 6inch dick, 148lbs. Girth Is meh. I am lucky with my girl, and yes I am insecure as fuck. END ME haha

>>681633673
well you can see that the remote is a little less than half the width of the game case. and that is how wide my dick is from the side. and you can see it’s wider from the front.
my girth is about 7 inches

>>681633735
of course all of this happens in the subconscious layer of the human interaction and you're almost never aware of it when it is happening, and we end up rationalizing everything, telling ourselves that we like that girl because she is smart and funny or we like that boy because he is sensible and respectful

>>681633753
>chick wants to go party
>guy says no
>chick left him assuming he is ashamed of her as you can read above

Do you even read /b/tard? HE WAS IN CONTROL, and the bitch dumped him in response.

>>681626301
Its a roller coaster, but if you both love each other and put the effort in, it's very rewarding

>>681634238
you guys are so clueless about this shit it's funny

>>681628900
Retarded opinion.

>>681633614
We do, however it's frustrating for her because my skill level in vidya is really high above hers, however, tf2 does sound like a good idea. She does play it after all.

One thing we do together is that we do roleplay, (No, not the kind where we type out sex), we write out elaborate stories with characters that we develop together, however her muse as a writer is basically dead.

It's a little weird though, I'm not used to being loved this much and it kind of makes me feel short handed. It's like for the first time I'm the one that is loved more, and to be honest, it makes sense why.

She and I used to date a while back, but she left me for some other guy, like, all of a sudden left me and deleted me off of everywhere.

The guy was a massive dick, it was really messy at first but when the dust settled I was able to become friends with her again while she went off to date this guy, eventually his douchiness became clear to her and she dropped him. She realized she still had feelings for me and tried dating a few girls but it wasn't long before her feelings for me took over and she asked for a second chance.

I just don't know, I have a feeling that my inability to show her the affection I want to show her comes from my mistrust for her even though I like, tell myself I've forgiven her for it and I'm ready to continue my life with her, it's just difficult thinking about getting over it all and trying to focus on making her happy.

>>681629353
Get you you fucking normal fag

>>681634046
The way I see it, the blue pill types are those who think that dating isn’t total bullshit. it’s hollywood disney princess shit and it’s not how the world works.
as men we should follow our instincts and have our best self interest in mind when it comes to how we deal with women
because most women will purposely take advantage of any man who shows any weakness
and even those women who dont do that will still hinder you if you take dating her seriously by making your life not as great as it could be if you are fucking other women as well

it’s a dog eat dog world

>>681633735
>But you faggots won't believe me and stay lonely and single for the rest of your lives.
>implying i do not have a SO with me
>implying i do not have a family
>implying i do not have sex frequently

have fun with your own misconception

>>681634694
10/10 opinion
>as men we should follow our instincts and have our best self interest in mind when it comes to how we deal with women
because most women will purposely take advantage of any man who shows any weakness
and even those women who dont do that will still hinder you if you take dating her seriously by making your life not as great as it could be if you are fucking other women as well

That woman who was ITT earlier was pretty fucking down to Earth. I'm sad I missed it.

>>681634694
Lowkey dating is bullshit.

It's pretentious as fuck and it's really there to appeal.

Once the nitty gritty comes out, most relationships that relied on that dating phase fail.

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>>681626301
Half the time you want to just fuck the shit out of her.

The other half you want to beat the ever living fuck out of her.

It's kind of a love-hate thing.
The trick is knowing how to control yourself.


>>how it is to have a gf?
In 2 words.... sexual frustration.

(OP's pic is very fuckin related)

>>681634694
You're right. I love my girl though. Even if I had the opporunity to take the chance at fucking other girls idk if I would be as happy as I am when I am making her happy. Beta feelings.

>>681634958
that is ultra beta, bro.
You should definitely make yourself self sufficient in your "happiness" department.

Hi OP I'm 30 and married. We have a baby coming any day now. I hate my life. By the time I realized I didn't want to be married I also realized it was too late to leave. Leaving would make my wife miss out on having a kid (doctors told her she needed to have one now or never) so here I am on B. I am morbidly obese and, knowing exactly what it is doing to my body I continue to destroy it in the hopes that I die soon. I would kill myself but life insurance doesn't pay out on suicides. I've never told anyone this before.

tl:dr don't worry about having a gf or bf or husband or wife, just try to live.

>>681633565
This.
So many fucking neckbeards here thinking they need to pay for everything.

Women can pay for themselves these days. My gf insists she pays for herself otherwise she feels guilty.

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< 19 > Yeah she was a huge whore. Today I will be leaking all her nude videos cause I love you guys. http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=00183735076971786813 Do note that I will remove it in a few minutes so & before it's removed.

>>681635153
How?

>>681627818
No, you don't.

Reevaluate your life and ask, is a girlfriend worth it? Never.

>>681635287
fuck off virus.

NYPA

GTFO

>>681635160
I'm so sorry about your life anon

>>681627729
A lot of things can show chicks you love them, only a few cost money, be more imaginative you boring fuck

>>681632180
Same here except we split cooking and cleaning
Feels good man

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>>681627636
Here's a fire. Go die in it shitskin.
You're genes are not worthy for even the ugliest white girl

>>681634694
I also think women lose respect for you if you are doing beta shit like spending money on her or letting her waste all your time
you should be using that time and money to build your self up with your own goals, hobbies or whatever you want to do for yourself.
the way women usually work is they have a provider for money and/or social reasons, than they get fucked by other men or just one man if they can find somebody who makes everyone else seem boring by fucking her the best
I think that nothing gets more respect from the average women than the ability to fuck her good.
Primal sexuality is above all else to them

>>681635423
Depends on the girl.

If it's a good one always

>come home
>she comes running and hugs you
>tells you she missed you
>kiss her and tell her you love her
>eat some good fresh food together
>talk about your day
>take a shower together and get a nice blowjob
>sit down, open a beer and play vidya with her
>relax and cuddle
>go upstairs have sex and sleep
>wake up to a blowjob
>kiss her goodbye and go to work

I don't know how you can't like that. Being single is suffering, but being together with a good one is the best

>>681634958
My advice would be to just force yourself to hit on other women and try to cheat on her, and you will become stronger for it. It sounds like deep down you know that she is weakening you, so follow that gut instinct you have that tells you that you need to break free from her chains
life is too short too short for that oneitis shit

>>681627636
edgy as

>>681636531
And I think that once you realize how easy is to cheat with enough practice from trial and error, you become stronger and more independent and those feelings of needing to make her happy will dissipate because of this

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>>681627729
Unless you say you are a poor syrian rapefoogi
She'll give you gifts and have more sex with you than Mr. Sheen snorted snow

>>681627908
>Cry after sex
we both know who's the actual man in that relationship
His turn on is probably a buttplug and a banana

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>>681636001
I like you anon. Have some high test on me brother.

>>681636273
this.
this is reality and all there is to it.

>>681627777
Checked

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>>681636631
This is actually a decent discussion thread for /b/. No one cares about digits ITT because this is real nigga hours.

>>681636531
>>681636759
10/10 advice.

>>681636777
kek

>>681626726
beta cuck detected.

>>681626301
I wish I had a gf exactly like her

>>681626726
Yep, have to have money or they don't respect you. Just had a girl call it off after one date after learning I had 1 1/2 years to go on my degree at 31.
I'm like, you have three fucking kids. Fuck you.
Fucking shits.

>>681637218
This. That anon gave excellent advice. I exactly that back when I was trying to gain confidence, but I wouldn't actually get with the girls and cheat. I would force myself to do shit like going into a gas station to buy a drink and if the cashier was attractive I would try to get her number and compliment her to see if I could get her to blush. Shit like that. It helped my confidence drastically. Eventually it got so easy I wasn't even nervous anymore. The woman I am with is attracted more to me now because of the confidence. Good advice.

Imagine lying in bed wanting to post on 4chan but "not" being able to because your girlfriend wants you to fall asleep with her at midnight, or go to a family gathering. It's a fate worse than death.

>>681628981
>stays with shitty girl for 4, almost 5 years.

>>681636631
Holy shit that was me