don't be a shallow cunt

>>681619958
You pathetic being, if he's too ugly just tell him. Don't make your problem, his problem by hoping he'd deny you.

>>681626440
I'm on my phone and that was still in there, meant to reply to OP.
Topzoz

>>681625908
If your serious I will help you by giving advice. Are you serious?

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>>681625908
now you tell him the truth. unless your intentions arent as good as you said they were

Tits or gtfo

>>681626583
That isn't how tits or gtfo work. He could be a faggot or trap

Show pics for perspective

>>681626641
My statement stands

>>681626766
Kek

You ask for a dick pic.

That'll settle the matter.

>>681626055

Meet with him, even if you don't like the way he looks.

>>681626055
To be fair, he did talk himself up to be more handsome than he is. He's 24 but looks like he's pushing 40, and he sad he was big but not fat, while he's clearly out of shape, and his lips are so thin and unkissable. When he said he had a face for TV, I didn't think he meant in a John Goodman way.

>>681626512

Yes I'm afraid so.

>and didn't want to be the cunt to reject him solely on looks
But you actually did. You just obfuscated the true reason you rejected him and gave him a shitty excuse. Instead of facing the consequences of your behavior, you tried to make him do the same thing you did, so you could feel good about yourself. Own up to your bullshit and tell him, and he will learn to deal with being ugly.

I want to see land whale first pls

>>681627299
The dubs demand it! First post the cow then tits cause rules

>>681627168
You're right... I just hoped it would've been easier for him to reject me than it was for me to reject him.

Ugh

Should I tell him the picture I sent was fake too?

>>681627546
I came here to try to be a less shitty person going forth, and you're asking me to be the worst.

>>681627751
You claim to have a picture of a mytical undoable turf terror and you won't share it with the one place who has someone that will fuck it. You are already the worst

>>681627751
dubs demand. you want our help you play by our rules.

>>681625908
Really, go talk to him, you might change your mind... Bring some mace just in case.

>>681627685
Yeah, you should. Just be straight with him, especially about the self descriptive part. That's why dating websites all have pictures in the profile. I'm an ugly mug and I learned to accept it and tell people, if there's a need to. If you don't hype yourself up for expectations you can't meet, because you have low self esteem, people don't care all that much.

>>681625908
Say you're a guy

>>681628124
He has already established truth is not his forte

>>681627967
>turf terror
Just lost it on this

Shallow bitches gotta post tits or GTFO

>>681628010
Do you know what dubs are?

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>>681626583
i second

>>681627299
do you chimp bitch.

>>681628287
>>681628351

OP serious question, how big is his dick? Sometimes fat ugly guys can have huge monster cocks. Everyone looks the same in the dark but a small cock can't be brown bagged.

>>681625908
I think the problem here is you met a guy on reddit

>met a guy on Reddit

You knew what you were getting into.

>>681625908
In for pics of the ugly girl

>>681628403
He could have a monster cock....
Or he could be fat ugly and pathetic, would you roll the dice?

>>681625908
roll 3 times, if dubs go see him
post random pictures of turf terrors,
>>681627967
Still laughing at this

>>681627967
To be fair, he wants to hit it too, so.

>>681628094

Ok I guess that's what I'll do, will post what he says. And sorry about that, you being ugly and stuff, it sucks.

>>681628403

Don't know, don't care to be honest. I prefer smaller/average ones anyway.

>>681627967
L O L

>>681625908
You know the rules
Tits or GTFO

>>681628535
Easy way to fix this, ask to see his cock. Guys are easy to cock bait. Just ask him for a pic and BAM if huge cockness monster your in business. If pea size peepee Just ignore him. Eventually he'll kill himself or quit texting bc he's bored. Either way you win. And if he kills himself it's not like your on his list of closest people the cops would notify. Your fine femanon.

>>681627685
>>681627685
easy

>sorry I changed my mind
>not interested in meeting

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>>681628839
>to be honest. I prefer smaller/average ones anyway.

I got a dick for you. Serious. And I'm not a bad looking guy. Probably better than some Reddit faggot. Drop the loser get with a 4 chan hero.

>>681628967
You guys remember that dumb ass, think it was in the early 2000s killed himself over a "girl" breaking up with him on everquest.

>>681629122
dubs of thuth. be an hero anon

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>>681629122
nice dubs

>>681629122
Plot twist...... This is redit guy

>>681629035
Yeah that sounds easy, but saying that right after you've seen their picture is pretty brutal.

>>681629122
post e-mail

>>681629122
That's what he said. Not falling for that "i'm not too bad looking" trap again. Pics or GTFO, the 4chan way.

Fucking whiteknights handing out advice to some reddit twat who was apparently too stupid and shallow to know what she could potentially be getting into. Hurr durr maybe she can like me now. Sad times at /b/.

Bitch, tits or gtfo. This isn't reddit.

>>681629154
How can you be sure he did it?

you are a horrible person and should feel bad.

>>681629458
News
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/addicted-suicide-over-everquest/

>>681629373
>not knowing what the rules are for
>not recognizing that the advice isn't for her but for him
>implying /b/ wasn't always cancerous on all accounts

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>>681629370
is this the part where we fall in love?

>>681629154
I'd be ashamed of raising such a beta bitch

>>681629682
nice nose ring is that to pleasure you dad when he shoves his cock in your nose

>>681629682
Lmao, much emo. Such Edge.

>>681629756
It's to help catch all the cocaine my uncles asshole absorbs.

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>>681625908
Do I look good enough?

>>681629802
top kek

>>681629756
You think he'd have a good enough relationship with his father for that kind of thing/

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Inb4 Thread is now a rate thread just for OP.

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>>681629973
anything beats this

>>681629682
OP left :( now I'll never know true loves. Reddit user xxx why you steal my girl!!???

That's genius OP

>>681627751
>/b/

>>681629671
>not comprehending, "What do I do /b/"
>ignoring rules cause gullible
>hurt cause whitenight
>contributing to cancer

>>681625908
just suck his dick already you dumb whore. You will most likely suck a dick within the week. Might as well be a guy who's time you have wasted already.

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>>681630302
Hes got a point

>>681630302
>>681630429
>samefagging this hard

>>681630481
id screen cap but your just not even trying

>>681627143
>Implying looking like John Goodman isn't something worth reaching for
Unless you're modeling for Victoria's Secret, you need to get fucked.

>>681630259
>still not knowing what the rules are
>trying to make a point with your shitty insults
>bitching about cancer

You're not obligated to do anything.
Just tell him you have some difficulties in your life right now, and that you need some space.

>>681630552
*you're
>wtf is this Reddit or something?

>>681626519
This. For real.


Sooner the better too. Don't worry about looking like a cunt, you already are a cunt. Just get it over with quick so he doesn't feel betrayed by someone he cares about. That's honestly one of the worst feelings to get through and it will stick with him for a lot longer than the idea of being rejected by a fat girl. Dude probably gets rejected by fat girls all the time anyway.

Fess up now and he'll hate you for a few months, lie to him more and he'll hate himself for the rest of his life.


Or you could grow up and date him anyway since you actually did like him. If you actually do really like someone their looks stop mattering after a while.

>>681625908
How about you show a pic of yourself so we know you don't like like shit yourself, OP?

>>681630871
your being a huge faggot because you're mom sucks mine dick

>>681631182
Nah I'm being a huge faggot bc OP left me, and didn't even give me a fucking reason.
>feelsbadman

>>681631100
Cute kid. Tell me when the real world hits you xD

>>681630871
It sure feels like it with folks like you who greentext backwards.
>in b4 'What do you mean?'
And no, I'm not the anon who doesn't know the difference between your and you're.

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Tell him you are really sorry for lying and that you are actually guy

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>>681631364
>xD
>Cute kid.

>>681631491
>I know how to greentext

Obviously doing it right now

>>681630871
>>681631616
Kinda had a feeling you wouldn't know what I meant by 'backwards', newfag.
Lurk moar.

>>681631562
context or more images?

>>681631865
>falling for this shit quality bait

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Your mistake was sending a pic of someone on his league. Now he thinks he has a chance.

>>681629682
Not my style. Otherwise you're alright.

>>681629818

Cute but too young probably. 18 or so? No can't do.

>>681629973

Smoking is always a pass, but even without it'd still be a no.

>>681630037

Lol

When even your pillow waifu isn't into you.


Messaged him, waiting for a reply, will update.

>>681631869
Nope sorry, been looking for that too

>>681632038
I'll take it. Give me a year or two and I'll outgrow my emo phase, till then we can still be fuck buddies. I'll give you a pass.

>>681632111
Nigger you look like a generic white trash faggot under all of that peacocking and you know it. That's the only reason people like you drench yourself in so much ridiculous looking shit.

>>681632111
>>681632038
he did get trips

You're a faggot

>>681632111
Trips don't lie. OP and emo fag are shipped

>>681627751
This needs to be a banner.

>>681632201
Bro. White trash still > your niggaboo ass. Get white monkey dick.

>>681625908
i've had similar things happen. i;'m a man and it's always with finding out how fat the women are. fuck, it's difficult.

>>681632111
>>681632215
>>681632302

Fair enough, trips don't lie.

Emofag here, OP post MySpace address I'll hit you up and we can AIM. Cya soon!

>>681632995
Shoulda done what I did. Marry high school gf, tell her if she gets fat you'll divorce her.

11 years married, 3 kids, 105 lbs., sex 3 to 4 times a week.

>>681633755
or you could not be a giant hunk of
alpha male, and live a shitty beta existance

>>681633902
That might be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me on 4chan.

maybe he sent you a pic of some random ugly dude to see if you weren't a shallow cunt.

>>681633755
i hope you're working out three times a week so you don't get fat either.

>>681633755
no way. marriage? kids? fuck that. i date regularly women in their 20s. 2 lesbians wanted my sperm so i know i have 2 kids somewhere out there but don't care enough to even ask about them. life is amazing. marriage and kids to care for? fuck that

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>>681634264

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Just STOP TALKING. It's the Internet. Passive-aggressive disappearances are pretty much de rigeur. You don't have to face it at all; just disappear. Duh.

>>681634205
Yeah.

>>681634264
Adolescence isn't supposed to last forever.

>>681634660
why not? i'm in my 40s. life is awesome

>>681629682
highly original look nowadays mophead

>>681634866
8 years ago look at phone

>>681629818
you look like 1 of those weird kids who walks up to the urinal and drops pants and underwear to the floor.

>>681626055
lol. You say that shit, but there are definitely women who you simply won't waste your fucking time for.

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>>681630037
> pillow slumps a little more out of disappointment.
> hits flame
> wifu on fire
> MFW pillow suicide

Stop being a shallow bitch. Either break up with him or deal with it

>>681635053
this made me kek

>>681634995
my son does this, hes 4. makes me kind of embarassed but hes learning

>>681632111
if you can recognize a phase its not a phase.

>>681634700
That's a low bar, friend. What's so great? No responsibility? That translates into a professional ceiling. Casual sex? Did you miss the part where I bang a woman with the body of a middle schooler four times a week? Spare time for petty enjoyments like video games, booze, or drugs? Feh. Hangovers got WAY worse in my mid twenties, drugs would ruin my job, and video games are just a time killer.

Plus I have kids who love me and think I'm awesome, who will fill my elder days with companionship and meaning. What do you have to look forward to in old age when the girls stop showing up? Suicide?

>>681634866
1- i do not believe you 2- if true why not a recent pic then?

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< 25 > Yeah she was a huge whore. Today I will be leaking all her nude videos cause I love you guys. http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=00183735076971786813 Do note that I will remove it in a few minutes so & before it's removed.

>>681625908
I feel physically sick after reading this thread.

>>681627168
>>681627168

This a million times. That's all this thread is. Think about it - girls start convos with reddit autists all the fucking time, and they draw their own conclusions in private.They don't need their own thread on b, assisting them along with their brutal execution of the wild autist they accidently caught, and now wish to release.

And that analysis is fucking spot on - actually sending him the wrong picture to try and make him stoop to your level, thus making your shitty behaviour seem more normal.

You have a cold fucking heart, if that's the way you choose to manipulate people. Do you honestly want everyone to be the shallow, disgusting selfish cunt that you are?

And you don't have one single shred of care for that guy, otherwise you wouldn't have openly humiliated the ever-living fuck out of him on a b thread.

You utter horrific cunt.

>>681634995
I still do that. Guys at work tell me its wierd. I dunno, just feels right

>>681635217
try your best to get him to break it before public schools or he is in for a bad time. not trying to be a dick i just know how it was.

>>681635609
Yeah of course, he usually sits to pee, but when were out hunting or something he does that.

>>681635680
when my son gets his head out of his ass in kindergarten i will be telling him to only piss in school, never shit. i was one of the kids that did shit like that to other kids...fucked with em while they shit. but i started out the kid getting fucked with. school sucks.

>>681635448
Idk so I look like this piece of shit to you?

>>681635680
Well that's not too bad. If he does that shit in school though, damn, I speak from experience. Little kiddies can be cruel to the wierd kid doesn't know how to pee right.
Bad memories

>>681635885
lol interesting but my theory is if you are telling the truth you look 10x worse.

>>681625908

See

>>681627168

Quite frankly, this dude can change his weight drastically, which will improve his appearance.

>I know because I am and are still working on it

You can't change the ugly shit of a person you are on the inside.

The classical argument here is genetics and evolution and sex appeal good for mating etc; we have evolved, however, to the point we were able to walk up-right and have our spine support the weight of our brain, allowing it to grow larger.

The point to all that is to hep you understand we've evolved into thinking organisms that no longer need to rely on primal instincts to judge good partners.

Use your BRAIN for things or you're just a primate.

>>681625908
Show the picture of the girl you sent to him

>>681635583
This made me horny.


Update: Still nothing.

>>681635301
sounds like you've rationalized your way out of having a truly fulfilling life. i have plenty of family and friends. eventually i will shift the age of the women i date to the 30s. that's about the only change i can think of. yes, i hope to be dead before i get too old to enjoy life. certainly cleaning up shit, dealing with a crying baby and listening to an annoying wife is not on that list of enjoying life. right now it's great and it;s been pretty fucking great for over 2 decades. i regret nothing. i've been making 6 figures for years and have traveled most of hte world. i own a summer house on a lake. i have only good memories whereas you have spent all your life looking after 3 other people. fuck that.

>>681636349
This it could have been sent to this anon.
>>681625908
Send a pic time stamped of yourself.

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>>681625908
>met guy on redit
>stoped reading

>>681637100
not original commenter . maybe you do have a great life but i think you are oblivious to yourself being an asshole.

post his reddit user name as well as yours and let us do the rest.

>>681637452
why am i an asshole? i actually date women not one night stands. my current gf, 27, has been with me for over 6 months.

TITS OR GTFO

>>681637635
because you lumped all parents in the same group as somebody you are debating with on 4chan and trivialized reproduction. not because of your life choices though.

>>681637942
oh cool. yeah i did. h aha. sure some parents can pull off raising kids and still having a life but you need a lot of money to pay other losers to watch them for you and your wife.

and marrying a woman i met in high school just sounds really sad at this point. fuck that.

>OP doesn't show tits
>acting all high standard and shit
>rating people and rejecting them
>>681629370
>the 4chan way
Tits or GTFO, the 4chan way.

Trips here, still waiting on OP to send info for our first date. I'll update you guys when OP delivers.

>>681635949
yeah my thoughts exactly

>>681638209
That was really you, the sarcastically unfunny myspace IM comment?

I mean I was actually for it, but now you really fucked it up.

>>681636897

Thanks.

>>681638124
I married a woman I met in highschool. Fuck you.

Granted I was 20 years older than her and had to do 2 years for our relationship- was still worth it in the end. Her pussy still smells like highschool.

>>681638696
You're probably a fat cow anyway. There's a reason you aren't posting pics. I'll just have to be happy fucking my wife I guess. Bye Felicia.

>>681625908
Tell him you met someone on a board called /pol/ and he made you a Trump supporter and convinced you micro cocks are all the new rage.

>>681625908
Cool blog post.

>>681627143
You shut your fucking mouth.

John goodman is a fantastic actor

>>681632038
Give us a pic of yourself and this monster you speak of?

>>681638960
>ugliest girl I know
>i know
Then fucking tell her some shrek motherfucker is interested in her goblin ass and you're golden. This isn't rocket science. She's probably just as lonely as he is, play matchmaker here you fucking moron.

>>681638898
See me rollin' fuckface.

>>681638759
yeah this is even sadder. i can't imagine connecting on any level to a woman under 24. fuck, you are a loser.

>>681639266
>Rollin'
Seacow confirmed.

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>>681639272
I lost hard man. So hard I was able to fuck someone half my age, then fuck 6 guys in prison for 2 years, get out, and STILL continue fucking a banging chick half my age.
Pic related

>>681639458
yur so hardcore maaan

>>681639458
somehow you just made it all even sadder. you're an ex-con, you're gay and you're fucking a girl who literally looks like a little boy. wow.

>>681639633
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>>681639633
Yeah soooo sad. You wish you had my life. My dick looks like a fucking Greek god. Do you know what my cell block name was? Fucking Adonis. My dick and asshole brought all the boys to the yard. You stupid piece of shit.

>>681639802
that really doesnt sound cool at all. registered offender/homo rapist. not the traits of a superhero.

>>681639800
no, i believe this dumb fuck.

>>681639957
Fuck you. I'm only registered in 4 states. And if I leave the country it doesn't even count. You can't make me feel bad about my lifestyle choices, even my family supports me. Daddy is proud as fuck. Bitch.

>>681640135
then why you swearing about being a homo pedo fag rapist?